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doctore212:
No.


But had one olosho in Challange Ibadan who was proud to be one.

In fact he made me use my school fees to open a salon for her.

That singular act cost me my graduation. She later graduated but na barber work I dey do

Your mumu fit kill 2 big cows🤣🤣
You use sch fees open salon for OS

Omo I regret opening this thread
Imagine the first post I read on NL is a disgusting smelling mouth.

Op have mercy on us
You should have added graphic warning.That pic is very disgusting.

Ewwww OP are you a smoker?? One of my Fwb who smokes like chimney has upto 3 holes said her own stopped when she fill the hole with sensodyne toothpaste.
Reduce your intake of sugar drinks, smoking cigarette and sugar food to avoid this kind of tooth decay.

papyjaypaul:
I don't give sexual intimacy advice to unmarried people because it's simply a waste of time. Get married and I'll have better advice to give you. Until then, collect whatever they give you. There are no rules to the situationship.

Two of you fornicating now can decide to fornicate with the next person now out of anger or horniness, they have no rules to their desires as they are not strong enough to be in committed relationships that have rules and regulations.

You are truly naive..SMH

So you think only a committed relationship will make someone have rules for their desires.

Please keep your advice for yourself
Some advice are as worse as spoilt egg. NO THANK YOU!!

GoodSpirit:
So you think you will have more sex with your wife or fiancee? and that because it's your wife or fiancee that's what will make your entitled to sex from women? You are naive

it is usually the ones with zero experience in marriage that will come and be giving advice like guru
That guy fit be one jss2 student with his android giving advice on NL like someone with 40 years marriage experience.

Goodluck choosing 1 artiste from over 100 million upcoming artists we have in Nigeria😒🙄

Na you go tire

blackpanthar:
men get confused when they take take too seriously a creature the gods made solely for help and pleasure.

Women DON'T LOVE, they LOVE HOW YOU LOVE THEM...... they calculate differently and choose men they can manipulate easily, if they can't manipulate you, they'll call you toxic or narcissistic.

So relax, its not worth your stress, remove your focus from her and continue making your life work.

She'll either be back or you will get someone who truly values you.

Do you know how humiliating it feels to beg your babe for Sex??
And she refuse.

But when she horney she go just grab me like that and start kissing and doing all stuff and expect me to leave everything I'm doing to focus on her. Very selfish creatures

kakaaa77:
[just have it in mind that 90% of women can't take what they dish out,

And people expect me tolerate this disgusting behaviour??
Just look at the simps telling me to sit her down and talk bla bla bla.

Love800:
Always know her mood before asking for sex.

Why doesn't she know my own mood before sex?

Couldn't she see that I was angry and not in the mood. Yet she force herself on me... I don't blame you bloody simps. Na me come ask una for advice. What sort of rubbish advice is this??

Person say e wan knack
She say NOOOO. I move jejely
E reach her turn
I say NOOO. She wan tear me apart.

Does this double standard make any sense to you simps with your yeye advice??

Jozilinn:
She's your babe try talk to her and try to limit sex if she's not your fiancee or wife... If she should continue to do so try test her and if you don't you can handle it you can tell her to move on.

Very dumb advice. Nope. Try again harder next time

FreeIgboho:
Ok, let's analyze. If she agrees to sex, while you're doing it is when she'll finally get aroused, then after all that trouble she probably won't climax because most times they don't, plus you'll traumatize her insides and she could possibly catch an infection from bacteria being pushed in, plus mess up her hair and make-up, plus she could get pregnant, etc. While you, all you do is stick your dick in, have your fun and climax. That's it. Women are slow to get in the mood so when she's already in the mood, maybe she's already near climax, you ought accommodate her.
So you see, it's not equal. She has a right to be angry if you refuse even once just as you have a right to be angry if she refuses too many times!

so me I don't have right to be angry too. Abeg keep it shut. U don't know what you're saying

Sometimes I try to understand what kind of creature women are??

She see nothing wrong with denying me sex.
But the moment I deny her sex
Everywhere go burst. WW3 go start.

U deny me puna U dey smile
I deny you back. You wan die.
Wahala for who no understand women

As a guy there are times when you feel so horney and want to knack ur babe.
But she will decline and give excuse.
This happened to me recently.

Anytime I want sex, she declines
Or she brings up one flimsy excuse.
To the point I most time go toilet go soapy.

Now it happened last night.
This time it was her
She was all in the mood, I was angry cuz of a deal that went wrong.
So I declined her sex that night.
The first time I have declined her sex.

Do you know this girl vex like say I steal all her money. See vex!!
She literally pounce on me and was forcefully kissing me as I kept telling her to stop.
I then pushed her off, told her No Sex. She kept quiet till morning.

She left my place by 11am and since then she refuse to reply my texts on WhatsApp.

This is a woman that if I ask for sex
She will shut it down immediately
And will only agree if she is mood
Many times she refuse me sex and I didn't make a scene or cause problem.
Now I decline her sex for first time
She acting as if I broke up with her
No longer replying my messages

Why are these women so greedy

The moment I heard pentazocine
I had a very unsettling flashback

Their was a nurse I was dating.
She was using this drug daily especially at night. She used to inject herself.

I didn't see any wrong since She is a nurse so I didn't see anything wrong.

Then when we started nacking I observe She would go to toilet and stay upto 6 mins. Then come out looking a bit drowsy and horn.
Then we mount and her stuff was so wet..

Then I discovered that she was so hooked on the drug. That if she doesn't take it. She feels restless.

She has a pharmacy that supplies her with it steady.

At one point she jokingly told me to try it. I accepted but when I saw her inject it on her laps. I said Nooo I no do again.

Then the most devastating part was when after sex she confess to me that she is a Sickler😪😪
To make it worst I also discover that she inject her self with the same needle over and over again.

Which I later discovered that she gave me straps infection. I got the infection from her. We banged raw daily. And on Google go my symptoms the infection comes from those that use infected needle or share needles.

Then I remember this nurse she always use one needle while injecting herself without changing it.

That was enough for me to break up with her.
She felt extremely bad and sick after I broke up with her.
She thought it was because of her Sickle cell disease that made me break up with her.

Truth is the reason is because she hide the fact that she was sickle cell until we were deep in love. That spoilt my trust for her.
She cry no be small. Even threatened to end her life.

Omo anytime I hear that drug name I just get flashback and regrets😪😪

Ngozi I hope you are fine wherever you are. I lowkey miss you🥲

The word "Pastor" is now a JOKE

Bubbastic:
Guy chill the matter e gets why

una never explain why?

Tolu2024:
I know a family friend who married his best friend sister 👩 so if you have intentions to marry her go ahead if not back off .

Nooo it hasn't gotten to marriage level.. just dating phase.
Infact I haven't nack or see her unclothed. Plus I no longer womanise like I did before

Baronthecelebri:
Don't go there.

why??

Tenrack:
dem don warn you, you no won listen.

Do I look like a kid?? So I should let another man control me?? That is pure weakness

I have a friend. We did womaniser a lot back in the days. I currently quit womanising but he was still active even after university.

Fast forward I meet his sister coincidentally at a phone repair shop.
Back then in uni she was 17 so I didn't choke eye for her matter cuz she was too young.
But years have passed and she is now ripe like plantain.

We exchanged numbers and chatted on WhatsApp.

To cut it short, her brother sent me long voice message telling me to not date his sister. Siting our past history as womaniser.
I told him I stopped but he doesn't believe me

The girl doesn't know that her brother told me to not date her.
And she is really in love with me
Just that she is shy. Should I free her or should I damn bro code and date her??

Monogamy is no from God.
God created us to love multiple people
No human being can love only one person for life. It is not possible

Open marriage is the highest form of enlightenment. It is divine. The ability to spread love to multiple people is why God said go and MULTIPLY.

Monogamy is a selfish construct of society
That is why it always backfires because monogamy is anti-nature. It is not divine

Love is meant to be spread around
Not to be selfishly controlled by one partner
The more humans understand this. The lesser divorce will be

Agberos have more power than Police
This is Hierarchy of power in Nigeria states

1. Governor
2. Deputy Gov
3. House speaker
4. Agberos
5. House reps
6. Commissioner
7. Police

Police has last power in every state
A police will stay idle and watch as agberos run show. They can't stop them
A police with Ak47 cannot prevent group of agberos from killing you.

Because Agberos are working for top men in society. Police collect orders from top men
Agberos know they can't be touched by police

So calling police to solve agberos problem is a sure ticket to getting killed in Nigeria.
The agberos will kill you and police will do NOTHING!!

seewin:

Seewin by day Seeloss by night

Reloadedisraelp:
Inter f#cked up should hv concentrate on the league ...nw no league no ucl..mayb na the money get prize pass

the moment I saw them wearing that gay yellow jersey.i knew it was over

How can inter wear yellow in a final match??
What happen to blue and black?

Starz825:
There is no Sadiq in the match bro

The only sodiq in there is our RB

Ok but still Sadiq should never play for super eagles in serious match. Na soso struggle that guy dey struggle in Valencia.

Sadiq should not be playing on God.
That guy carry curse no be small. I watch his games in Valencia defenders dey pocket the guy well well. He is not it abeg. Comot am