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When Igbo man become president

The gateman of Aso rock will be igbo

Everything from roof to the ground of the government will come from the south east.

Even the Aso rock police dogs will be standard owerri ekuke.

fuckingAyaya:
No cash out ooo, dey they game but u go drop something for boy's here

To enjoy a stake in my grand audit

Pay me 20k
If the game cut i refund you 10k

If the game enter your 20k will turn to 200k. Deal?

favour32:
Cash out is relative.

If you need the cash out.
If you don't need the cash out.


The ball is in your court.

If this game cut i fo hold you respinsible

Onyewarri:
Did you play the game to win it or you played to cash out?

From a heavy staker, heavy winner and heavy looser also, don't cash it out.

You have seen 99 why are you afraid of 100.

If e cut make e cut. Tomorrow you try again.

nawa this your motivation choke

My future wife

I will be your Ned Nwoko.
And you will be my Regina😘😘

Because of you i will hustle and turn to a billionare before you turn 18.

I'll see you in 8 years time my love❤

koladata:
future impossible tense

AMI3:
See dream. This one weak me ooo

Nigerian Billionare Chibuzor marries Mikel Obi daughter.
I will invite all you doubting thomas to the high table of our wedding.

E go shock you!!

Hmmm

JAOS:
Let's see the ticket 🫣 show it to us

village people
Wetin u wan see

April4th:
Are you playing? You better cash out or forever regret your decision to wait for the game to play. Same way Atlanta did me dirty last week, refusing to score just one goal against Udinese.

just that atlanta was playing away.
Niw they are playing home
And their home record is good

Shoutout to My Stupid Aunty that convince my mother that playing football was a waste of time.

By now, i for dey ball for italy with 8 figure pay check.
Build mansiins for my villa

Thunder fire that woman
Very myopic small minded mgbeke
May her children never succed in life

Yugoslavia247:
Betting no dey end.

U go still chop.

Abi will this be ur last chop

How many times person wan see this kind luck??

Yugoslavia247:
790k better pass 2m wey u no keep for anywhere.

Only 790k is real now. 2m na still prediction.

Una don dey put fear for my body
790k is good
But 2 million is far better

I don reason this thing tire.
Atalanta dey mad form
But that juventus away record streak dey fear me.
Juve always win or draw in away

Ademola loolman come and save my life!!!!!

suckprick:
Betting never do you something yet. Cashout and see them play 6 - 0 or leave am and see as juve go wire dem 0- 4.

A life without sports bet is a blessing.

That PSG super cup
I play psg to score 1.12 odds
Last game to boom 3 sold tickets

PSG play 0-0 till 90 mins
I use vex cashout
Immediately i cashout
Dembele score 90+4 min
I wan throway my phone that night

Yugoslavia247:
If u doubt it. Cash out.

The regret of cashing out early has a consolation but the regret of not cashing out and losing has no consolation.

Despite it been the last game the cashout for 1.8 million is 600k
74k cashout for 190k

If i cashout i will get 790k
If i dont cashout i will get 2 million

Last game to win 1.8 million and 190k

Atalanta to score
Atalanta is at home Juve is away
But Juventus h2h is crazy

Juventus has never lost an away game. They win or play 0-0

My greatest fear is if juventus hold atalanta to a 0-0 draw

Can atalanta score against juventus

Goppd

You mean 90% of passengers in that plane are WEAKLINGS...

How can 1 woman hold plane hostage. And nothing happen to her??

My friend told me Akwa ibom people are very weak and docile.
Now i see why

Bunch of weaklings just sit down and watch 1 woman cancel their flight..

I weep for Awka ibom men
Bunch of weak slow simps

Hmmm

Ok

I used to think juju na scam until i spent time with theze people.

You can call it skit
You can call it play play

All i know is that every enviroment has a pulsating energy.

That is a shrine
Even if it is play play for films
That room has a negative enegry the moment you put all those idols inside there.
To her it might be play play
But these entities are not here to play games.

You can be invoking them and laughing calling it a skit.
Until they attach themselves to you in the astral realm.

Now Listen

JUJU BLACK MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

There are entities that dwell in the astral planes.
Some give wealth
Some give protection
Some are invoked to spite someone
Each entity has their specialty.

The job of a native doctor is to invoke these astral beings to do his wishes.
These astral beings roam around earth without bodies.
Roaming aimlessley looking for where to cause havoc on earth.


The astral plane is not far from earth.
We do visit astral planes in our dreams, then return back to earth and wake up from sleep.

The only issue i have with these astral entities are they dont give you anything for FREE

You must pay a PRICE!!!
Its like a demonic subscription
You have to renew it monthly
No peace of mind

As a traditional man
God is my Chi
Not jesus, abraham, mary, or saints

My Chi is eternal
ONLY GOD IS MY CHI

So why should i ask lower astral plane entities for protection??

God give me air to brethe freely
God gave me seeds to plant and multiply and feed myself for free
God gives wealth for free
God give protection for free


These astral demigods give wealth too, but not for free.
They give it you under weird conditions.

Choose Wisely

True

Good

When i call black people monkey
They will say i hate my race, but leave all sentiments aside and look at how weak nigerians are.

You will slap a Nigerian today
He will go online and shout
You will slap him again
He goes back online to shout
Give him uppercut and sidekick
He runs back to social media to wail

Now carry 2 by 2 plank wipe am for head.
The Nigerian will faint
When he wakes up
He again runs back to wail on social media.

Very weak set of loud shouting human beings.
Make Noise but can't take Action
Wail and wail but still can't do shit

If you increase price of fuel now now to 2500 per litre.
Nigerians will trend online
But NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL
NO ACTION WILL BE DONE.
JUST WAILINGS AND HASHTAGS

These Politicians KNOW THAT THEY CAN DO ANYTHING AND ANYHOW
NIGERIANS WILL JUST WAIL THEN GO BACK TO SUFFERING LIKE LOSERS.

100 billion for fake school feeding

If you try this nonesense Overseas
They will just overthrow the government.
White people no dey tolerate nonesense from their country govt.
Here in Nigeria, you will see them hailing their oppressors!!!

WE HAVE A VERY LONG WAY TO GO
It will take Nigeria 200 years before we reach true civilization.
We are still in the stage of "Animal Farm"
These 2 old generations that put us in this MESS will have to die off first before anything good can ever happen to Nigeria.

Na our childrens childrens children go enjoy Nigeria. Not us

Ok

Peter Obi couldnt even visit akpi in prison

But he rushed to prison to see that yoruba mad man on dreadlocks

ChizzyBuna:
100000% fixed match

Festive periods i avoid picking favourites in these 4 leagues

1. EPL
2. Serie A
3. Germany bundsliga
4. Spain la liga

From now till january
Play only over 1.5 over 2.5

Do not pick favourite to score
It has been rigged!!!

Those that picked over 1.5 for chelsea and man u match aston villa match have boomed millions

The ones compliaing are those that play favourite (Chelsea) (Man U) to score.

Chelsea no score Man u no score
But both games played over 1.5

Avoid picking favourite to score in EPL this festive period.
It has been rigged for favourites to lose or draw this festive period.

Watch peeky blinders
This business of fixing games started in england.

They usually fix it during xmas holiday when lots of people will bet

They give chelsea very low odd tp attract millions of gamblers to bet on chelsea to win.

Then chelsea loss the game
Bookies cashout massively.
Gamblers loss woefully

Juventus lost 1-2 to milan

I gave them over 1.5

Na mumu dey play straight win this period

Good

Ok

Hellfire was over crowded with millions of Protestant members.

So Devil beg God to send some catholics to Hellfire
To balance out the number of protestants ganishing in Hellfire

According to Statisense
Here are the population in Hell

1. Protestants ( 890 million)
2. Jehovah Witness (200 million)
3. Catholics (120k thousand)
4. Hindu (41 million)
5. Anglican (87 million)
6. Methodist (33 million)
7. Muslims (485 billion)