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I will find a good spot to park and my father will start pointing that i should park in another spot.

Sometimes he will shout that i should go left. Then he realize that right us the correct road.

As a driver, you have vision of where you are going.

Now imagine passenger telling you move here, go there, stop right, slow down, go fast...

I had to warn him never to ever enter my car again. Unless he will keep quiet while i drive.

Now he has reported me to my mum. My mum told me he feels bad.

I love and respect my dad so much
He is old in age but he can still drive

The issue is anytime I'm driving him
Instead of him to relax
He will turn to Conductor every 2 seconds, sometimes he will shout that I'm speeding to fast but I'm not going past 60 kmph


Today I drove him to village and on the way he did the same shouting and telling me to look out for bumps.

This distracts me and makes me lose focus. Out of anger i shouted back at him to keep quiet and allow me drive.
That i have eyes and i can see the bumps

Now i told him that he should never enter my car or unless he will keep quiet and allow me concentrate on my driving.
No talking, he should keep it shut through out the whole journey.

Now he is feeling bad, did i do anything bad??

Tiktok Bandits

He will be released soon

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One party state

Any Big business without an Igbo heading it. That business will crash.

Same rule applies to a Country
If there is no igbo in charge, it will crash.

Go to U.S Navy and see igbos at high ranks.
Go to Europe and see igbos as mayors of European cities
Go to Indonesia or Malaysia and see make una no vex

All countries except Asia

You see how igbos are doing great on the business side of things..

Op is the real definition of
As e dey sweet us e go dey pain them..

Op if you like cry very very well
E dey sweet me as e dey pain u
You think Life ends in school??

When you were carrying first
Them go dey hail you they clap for you. The whole school will stand up and clap for you. E go dey enter your head you go dey buga


Meanwhile the dullards in school were being mocked by the teachers and the whole school.
They were publicly humiliated in front of their mates for poor grade.

So naturally who do you think will succeed more in life??

The one that the school keep hyping as the best student collecting 1st everytime will be more relaxed thinking his future is already made.

While the constant humiliation of the dullards gives them so much motivation to prove everybody wrong.
From the teachers to the principal that told them they won't be anything in Life!!!

So OP, stop crying like a bitvch
You had your own time to shine
Now it's their own turn to shine.

Life na turn by turn.. Shalom

I thank Almighty I'm not a gen z
The Z means Zero Sense
Z is the last letter of the alphabet
Which means after Z
Nothing else... No sense at all

CIA will just start one tiktok trend
And these mumus will start revealing private informations for free.

One day, somebody will start RAT POISON CHALLENGE

Gen Zero Sense will still hop on the challenge and drink it for content

Before nko

Lol

Modi

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Make I knack am?

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Guys, is this a trap??


Are these bookies whining me abi my eye dey pain me??

Mike Tyson to win 2.77 odds...

If you marry ebonyi woman
The kind wahala pressure she go give you
You fit wake up one day set everything on fire

Wetin my eye see for ebonyi women hand
Dem no fit use mouth talk am finish

I've learnt something today

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FALANA (0) vs (5) VDM

Over 1.5 ✅✅✅
OVer 2.5 ✅✅✅
Both teams to score ❌❌❌
VDM to win ✅✅✅
Falana to Win ❌❌❌

Falana is not immune to corruption
Yes he was once a freedom fighter activist
Yes he was fela lawyer
Yes he fought the FG and won

But that doesn't mean if he commit crime
That we should all look away..Nooo.

If an elder commit crime he will collect
Nothing like disrespect. U mess up u collect.
That is Law for you

Congratulations to VDM

The day I stopped going to Church

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Ray07:
And the employer would like, what did you study in school?

Person seeking employment: I study Beyonce sir.
Employer: Wow!