This one weak me oo, even pastor confuse sef

AlphaTaikun:

Yeah, the parent ethnic group of Itsekiri people is from Yorubaland. Ijebu, Ife, and Ilaje sub-groups from Yorubaland make up the larger component of Itsekiris. Then Prince Ginuwa also arrived with 70 of his subjects from Benin and settled among the itsekiris of Ijebu origin at Ode-Itsekiri in the 1490s.

Itsekiris and Igalas are the ONLY 2 ethnicities that are classified as Yoruboid, meaning the languages have strong similarities and histories with the core Yoruba language.

Yes but I wonder why they're in Delta State. It's kinda complicated.

Even Itsekiri understands Yoruba a bit

Chnbanc:


Wooow!!

Just needed to try something else

Ambition = Banker
Studied = Banking and Finance
Now a Fashion Designer..

It's possible that the songs bores his spirit but has he really coached them? The pastor should set retreats for them. Choristers are closed to alter, that's why they are called 'Liturgical' ministers in Catholic Church.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

The police officers don't know what he has put his hand into

Guy where you go? Nawa ooo but welcome back.

I know it will be difficult for a pastor to do that but that doesn't mean we still don't have good ones.

KiNg0G:
firstly she doesn't greet me. . but greets my friend who is my junior.
stares frequently trying to find eye contacts, took me some time before I noticed.... which I had to ask her one day angrily..smiled and said she wasn't looking at me.
that stopped for sometime, but still went on..
I was surprised to get a whatsapp text from an unknown number this morning asking how was my health which I said was fine... proceeded to ask who it was..the person refused to say just kept mute..no response.

I been curious, already had true caller... copied the number and search..viola it's her name....like how she got my number the only way is from my friend phone.


I know where this is leading to and I plan to warn her sternly this evening.
first off, she's not my mate,
if she wants to crush let her go do it with her age groups..
I'm even ashamed of myself when I called my friend and he was laughing while I narate the whole thing.
during our time it wasn't like this, we fantasise with our secondary school teachers but not to the extent of making silly moves.
the boldness is what surprising me

Don't scold her yet. Allow her to say her intentions first then you advice her because this is the time teenagers like to explore and after the advice stay away from her cos any little mistake can tarnish your personality.

abbasajao:
Sir! Will you be happy if your daughter is being bleeped on national TV?

Don't mind him. He's even saying she's showing culture and creativity.

She should continue the sound character in her house. Na she be the first person to be disqualified? If that year that Kemen was disqualified, he no do reach others oo.

Zonefree:

Aswear bro. Those days the mothers in your neighborhood are all your mom. They will treat your fvckup even before your mom.

Then when you try to explain what happened if at all she will allow you, another descending.. Funny enough, she will even be shouting.

Zonefree:

Hahahaha

Can still remember the day my mom gave me N50 to go have a haircut. Was in JSS 3 then. I enter saloon, told the barber to barb me front and back style. The style they barb only the middle part of your hair. I saw our Reverend with the hairstyle in Church, not knowing that style is for matured men with class.

Imagine a little boy like me with Opioro head on front and back hairstyle. As I enter house, Mrs Gloria grabbed me and called my elder brothers to pin me down. She shaved everything off with razor blade, water and soap. After the shaving, I come resemble oracle. I no gree comot house for 3 weeks

This one off me ooo, I no fit laugh..

ideaz:
Urhobo banga soup. The longer it stays, the ticker and sweeter.

With soft starch and plantain

phelonrays:



That's extreme..


But I think the teacher might had have enough of the child, before going this route..

Teachers are the most patient being in human-to-human relation, the insults you recieve day-after-day can cause you to do things you'll least expect; if you aren't good on anger managememt.

Teachers are so patient ehn, a male friend of mine said he can only marry a girl who has taught. Teacher's reward is in Heaven....

It taste better when it's dried with correct ogbono soup

Who is she that comes forth as the morning rising?
Fair as the moon, bright as the sun, terrible as an army set in battle array.
My soul glorifies the Lord, my spirit rejoices in God my Saviour.

Penguin2:


From his name, it’s obvious this Friday Ossai Onasebi is not Igbo. The implication is that Omo-Agege has excluded Delta Igbos from his voting population and I would love to see where that takes him.

Trust me when I tell you that Okowa will pick a Delta Igbo as running mate to the PDP candidate which will give him votes of Delta North and might make him win.

But fingers crossed

Nothing like Delta Igbo.

wunmi590:


Catholic church doesn't work like that, he can't be transferred out of the dieoces he was ordained, except may be he travelled out for a course or he decided to spend his annual leave in another dioces...

Catholic church is one of the most structured denomination in the whole world....

Yes, he cannot be transferred out of his Diocese but can be sent on Mission to another Diocese

I don't agree to this, every day is not Christmas so sometimes you give when the need arises.

Smell of sand when it drizzles

Is his friend in Nigeria or over there? Cos you don't know if the friend told him something about you. Try talk to the sister first to know her reply and the guy's reply to be on a safer side. *(Hope his friend is not liking you?)*

DESPO......
Banking and Finance

Same here but my account was later credited, so don't worry, they will reverse it

He will be found by God's grace

This kind of man can beat his wife for answering her family's call when he told her not to.

MisterKennedy:


Ok dear... I suggest you try going there very early on Monday morning, say 7:30

Hmmm, Monday morning that I will be busy

MisterKennedy:


Hi Chizzy dear... Have you laid a complaint to their office yet?

. I went to MTN office, no network. I went to NIMC office, after spending the whole day, no reply cos the crowd was pretty much.

My mum put hers under pillow and it doesn't move out of her reach

I linked mine but it was still blocked even some of my colleagues too

God always protect us

He would have been able to do something to her had it been he didn't sleep with her.