₦airaland Forum

adeboi1:
Boss i want to be part of the 10lucky people to get the cage e-book free

adeboi u sef

Slimbideb:
login to jamb site, click on check admission status.

I was expecting to see the my A-level result but did not see it

[quote author=Slimbideb post=82340621]login to jamb site, click on check admission status.[/quote

Just like checking for jamb right??

Itzneowizy:
how do u access caps for DE

Pls someone should answer this question

Some people can steal anything just for stealing sake

D shaa

iLegendd:
My girlfriend has dumped me. She said I'm not smart, I'm poor, and I'm a 1 minute man. This is one of the reasons I want to end my life. I'm tired.

Why me? What have I done wrong? After all I did for her? She dumped me. I'm shocked. My world is crashing.

Haba....if u kill urself,then it means you are not smart nah

iLegendd:
Which girl should I go with on this suicide mission? ChizzyPresh, do you guys have an airport in your state? If yes, send me your account to transfer you flight money to come. All bills on me. Na poverty dey worry us.

You ehh....Dnt even think abt suicide joor

iLegendd:
Oya, turn around let's do some "stuff." This girl you too corrupt joor. Even APC no corrupt reach you. Our friendship is ending today. I don't want someone who will spoil me. I give up. Bye.

You want to corrupt me abi...Bye joor

iLegendd:
Plenty "well" dey my village when I was growing up, so you're right. I know plenty well. Most times, the owners of the wells will hide their ropes and buckets — geedy people. I hope you're not greedy like them?

Lol....you really know how to turn around stuff

iLegendd:
You shall shy because I'm a carry-and-throw on the bed kinda guy. Now, use your imagination and picture the rest why you shall shy or cry for not shying.

You no well

iLegendd:
I know say you sabi talk, but you just dey shy small — U know na, under girlie-o something. Showing the feminine side. I understand sha. But why shall you shy?

Ilegend!!!
why shall i shy 4 u nah

iLegendd:
For Nairaland, you go just they do like say you no sabi talk.

Haba....u sure say i sabi talk

iLegendd:
My phone can't pick calls. Could you buy me a new one, please?

Hmmm....u sef

iLegendd:

Nice one

[quote author=adeboi1 post=80965858]you want to see me?

Oya come to our house then[/quote

On my way

iLegendd:
How have you been?

Fine joor u

adeboi1:
i can't dig well buh i can dig bore hole oo

see you

iLegendd:
Glad I took the doubt off your mind. Doubt no more.

iLegendd:
You people have vaginas for free, so women are already built with carry-come digital skill. Spread legs and money comes. (Rich men and nice guys will pay).

If a man spreads his legs, he will stay there till eternity.

So, this is one of the reasons I prefer teaching men things over women. Men are struggling to survive, but women, life is easy for them with their inbuilt digital apparatus.

So this is how u think
I should av guessed shaa

adeboi1:
U no know before ni?

U just confirmed iit

adeboi1:
Digital ashawo abi?

Adeboi u no welll ooooo

iLegendd:
For women, Ashawo is enough. Do you have further questions?

Huh
Ilegend ehh

What kind of digital skill??