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Porn and masturbation is the bane of your problem..

Solution : Stay of porn, masturbation and sex for 2 to 3 months and follow the link below to order or make your smoothie from the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3173733/how-nuturally-cured-premature-expulsion

Additionally, jog in a little bit faster pace for at least 3 times a week during that period of time..

I was once in your shoes. I used to cum during pre intimacy but now I can have sex for days without cumin expect my girl rides me herself.

Lawn tennis players..

ReneDaniels:
Bros go and seat down somewhere. 23 your prime for sex. Folks your age should only be thinking of getting a better carrier and how to get done with school, not how to get better at sex for God sake

You people are fond of giving unsolicited advice to someone seeking a different kind of advice on this forum.. How do you even know all what you mentioned are not sorted out by him..

All we need to do is teach our children sex education and stop being hypocritical about everything.

As for op, too much Imbibing of doggy style porn over the years has messed up your brain.
It's psychological.

Ronaldo goals keep drowning United into Europa league spot while Messi's goal drought is ensuring PSG win the league title.

Isn't God wonderful.

All I know is that Man Utd will not get up to 4 points in the 3 outstanding matches they had..

3 point gone against Wolves.

All we dream and think about in this god damn country is money money money. You would think we are the richest people in the world and money is flowing in every corner of the country..

They keep mentioning millions like one can just wake up and make it, not knowing their words of motivation is a driving force for criminal intent in young boys especially yahoo boys..

We are too unnecessarily vain in this country.

That's why most of us celebrate almost everything ranging from building a house, buying an iphone and buying a car

Righteousness2:
These are not times to be waiting for Righteousness as he is not your Father neither did you give something to keep for you.

These are times of taking stock of your life to ensure that you are Prepared to meet your Maker.

The Day of the LORD is at HAND! The Great Day of the Lord is at Hand! This Ship is Sinking! Be Ready! And Live Ready!
The Endcis not Near! The End is Here!
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING!

The only way Nigeria will ever be great is if it doesn't exist anymore, and the the only that's possible is if Jesus Christ comes.

So let him enter jet so he can get here quick and destroy the world he and his father created.

uist:
Thank you sir, how long does it take to get it? I mean from area command.

Just about a week

yanabasee:
You can easily afford a one square meal as a basic need... But you can't easily afford the cheapest car so far.....

So if I e gets to buy a whip of this kind ..... You should celebrate with them.


For instance, a poor family who barely eats chicken, gets upgraded by grace and their first chicken will be almost a celebration....

Having something new is worth celebrating....

It's because of the poverty level plying the country

In some other countries of the word it's weird if you don't own a car and even if you buy a car, celebrating it would make you look weird.

JuanDeDios:
Really

Poverty is too much in Nigeria..

It's weird if you don't own a car in some countries

I doubt any doctor would be so upfront with their patient like that

Alexplumbing:
any idea of d causes pls

Spider leaked you skin

No election let alone situation..

No celebration of anything achieved the past year yet they've all started praying again for the current year.

Pray pray pray pray until y'all turn to paying Mantis

For Christ sakes cars are basic life needs just like food..

Not everything must be celebrated.

uist:
Hello everyone,

where can I get a police certificate to upload online "NVC", I live in benin, can I get this done at any police station?

Again, how many years Federal income tax return, including W-2s does my partitional needs to upload online NVC.

Someone told him last year 2020 income tax return.

Please advise as I am new and have zero experience

I'm in Benin City too and I got my police certificate from area command sapele road Benin.

As for the tax years, 2018, 2019 and 2020 for now

If they have small dicks forget it. The handsomeness of a man is directly proportional to the size of his dick and to some extent his pocket..

No Wonder Koreans, Chinese and Japanese run from acting porn..

Some Nairaland guys obsession with females is so creepy me thinks they are jobless..

Almost every guy here believes that 99 percents of Nigerian girls are olosho except their sisters and mother's. Funny guys.

Women and men have always been they way they are now right from time immemorial...

Y'all should just rest abeg..

Literally you will never see anyone like your ex..

You might see someone better or worse than them but never someone like them because according to 2face, we are all different and unique in our own different ways to ways...

Kabaka and the likes are the kind of billionaires Nigeria produces..

Government enhanced billionaire (GEB)

Cousin9999:
Chicago

This still looks Finner than the beautiful places in Lagos...

See floor na

Even if Messi retires today your Ronaldo can never ever reach his standard...

Mumu person that's always digging bad news about Messi..

Na you go tire

A very wealthy Yahoo boy must have blessed them with so much that they have a few to spare..

Nevertheless, that's a nice gesture because Abba kyari didn't spare anything despite receiving more

azadus18:
VLADMIR PUTIN ..no nonsense man.....

Na only small countries USA dey bully....

A no nonsense man would have invaded Ukraine by now instead of displaying subpar weapons..

I even have more respect for China than this ineffective Russia.

China influence and impact are felt all over the world so Is Japan and some other Asian countries. Needless to mention other western countries.

Remove Russia from this world most countries won't even notice.

Remove America or China the whole world would shake..

That's how to determine who the title of world power fits not by military strength alone.

paulolee:
I just tire...the gee jus de wait for any cr7 update online to use bomb nairaland n e must end up for f.p..
yesterday na signed shirt n his investment, today na ous, mayb tomoro go be church wey e buy...
e come b like say na only cr7 be the only footballer wey get doinz, na post like dis go still make one of his fan boys start to de ask if messi don buy ous for him parents..

That's what insecurity does to someone..

He leaves the shores of football every now and then to post News about Ronaldo to make it seem like nothing is happening in Messi's life...

He's even calling him the GOAT of football for building a house for his family.. Funny dude he is

obembet:
MORE RESPECT FOR GREATEST FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD.

Lalasticlala

Even if Ronaldo news is inside a pit toilet you will always dig it out to post it won't you..

I just wish he knew he had a passionate fan like you in Nigeria..

Pumpumking:
please were glasses wit lens sir!!(no oofenese)

I don't need glasses.

Would you tell me to wear glasses if I was referring to your tribe as the most beautiful??

Not everything is tribalism. I'm not even from the East..

It's just same way I see Latinas as the most beautiful girls in the world.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
South South gals and igbo girls look alike ..
If u put them together u can't differentiate
Especially when they are all light skin or all black skin.
But once I see a yoruba gal , I always know.
Because their facial structure is different.

Yoruba girls shares the same facial structure with Northern girls..

They are equally beautiful too.. But I just like that 6 out of 10 Igbo girls are light skinned..

I just have a thing for light skinned girls

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Truth is out of every 10 igbo girls only 2 or 3.
Might look ugly(sorry for using that word) but not that they are ugly but they may not look as pretty as the other 7..
But yoruba gals is the other way round.
Tho I no go lie they have good shape to make up the ugly face.

My Edo girls are equally beautiful

A girl who does all this is manipulative at best.

Igbo girls are the most beautiful in Nigeria...

I must marry from that tribe..

DoggoneDogg:
Lol. When Russia fires a missile it becomes "Putin fires..." to make him look evil, but when the West does same, it is "the US fires..." not "Biden fires...".


The US is scared shitless of this man abeg.

Yeah that's how democracy works.

Biden can't just order his people to fire missiles without soliciting the go ahead of some Congress members or whatever even though he has the highest power and final decision..Even the citizen's opinion is respected to a certain point in democracy. I mean did Nigeria government not yeild to the citizen's demand to end SARS??

I don't seem to understand the system of government Russia is runs by but it doesn't seem to me like a democracy...