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Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 8:56pm On Feb 14, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


Do your research.

There're other non-coding roles too.

Just do your research. You can open a thread for more advice from bosses on here (after your research).

Thanks and I will do just as you say

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Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 6:18pm On Feb 14, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


There're but not necessary. First is what path of coding do you want to dive into?

Which would you advise me to dive into as an intending immigrant
Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 4:07pm On Feb 14, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


What certificate do you need again?

You actually don't need any

Aside university, isn't there a certificate one can obtain after learning so much about it in any of these institutions around.
Romance / Re: She Surprised Me With This As A Pre- Valentine Treat by Chloraseptic: 1:20pm On Feb 14, 2022
oluwaseyi0:


Disclaimer: I don't intend canceling out your comment

Nollywood movies are always about romance sex

Songs are always about romance.. sex

[s]And yet there's no single love in the hearts of the people... [/s]

As a result there are plenty sex in the hearts and action of the people

Very funny set of people

We are still almost implying the same thing
Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 1:19pm On Feb 14, 2022
Obasempiree:

Ok I have never been to the us before but I know web development, app development, digital marketing are some of the most common and demanding tech fields. You can do ur own research as well.

Thanks
Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 10:15am On Feb 14, 2022
Obasempiree:

Tech is quite broad which Area of tech/programming are you interested in?

That's the very reason I asked the question..

I don't even know the area that's good enough just in case I travel.

I just need orientation from people who are in the USA or have been there before
Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 11:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
tangoalpharomeo:


I don't think the coursework for a computer science degree in Nigeria has been updated for 10 years. They're still teaching us how to use outdated technologies like Flash!

As in en.. We are so outdated in education sector in this country..

Most computer science student don't even have ideas of what coding is all about.

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Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 11:13pm On Feb 13, 2022
Obasempiree:

Start learning as fast as possible u can even start today if you have a laptop, it requires commitment and dedication but atleast bit by bit so that even if you want to get recertification abroad it won't be so difficult. The most important thing in coding/programming while learning is building that's what makes you a programmer not even the certification.

Thanks I appreciate.. Could you give me an idea of what to start with as a beginner
Programming / Re: What Attracted You To Learn how to code? by Chloraseptic: 6:35pm On Feb 13, 2022
I really need to learn this coding and get some certification before I travel abroad.

Is it advisible to learn it here and get certified (will it be valued abroad) or should I wait and learn it over there and get certified?.

And to think I studied computer science in school

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Romance / Re: She Surprised Me With This As A Pre- Valentine Treat by Chloraseptic: 6:26pm On Feb 13, 2022
Threads are always about romance..

Nollywood movies are always about romance

Songs are always about romance..

And yet there's no single love in the hearts of the people..

Very funny set of people

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Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by Chloraseptic: 1:58pm On Feb 12, 2022
Rubysugar:

Thanks, I actually used pdf2go and was able to compress all files, documents have been submitted for my IR 2 minors.

Again, thank you!

You are welcome.. We are all in this together.

Good luck

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Sports / Re: Geleta Ulfata Wins Lagos Marathon 2022 (Photos) by Chloraseptic: 10:34am On Feb 12, 2022
It's wonderful for Ethiopians to be known worldwide as the best in marathon..

I wish there was a category of sport Nigeria stands out in.

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Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by Chloraseptic: 5:45pm On Feb 11, 2022
Rubysugar:
Hello everyone. Can someone pls tell me how to compress a file without zipping. I've tried and all my system wants to do is zip the compressed file.
This is really frustrating for me. Help!!

Download pdf compressor from playstore. Or I can send it to you through WhatsApp if you don't mind

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Romance / Re: How Do Guys With Multiple Girlfriends Cope On VAL.?? by Chloraseptic: 10:39am On Feb 09, 2022
For a guy to be able to date multiple girls, it also means that those girls have multiple boys..

If you are dating a girl who only has you as her boyfriend you yourself will know..

If they only come when you invite them and they only come when they are available or feel like coming just know that they have multiple boyfriends too.

I just laugh some guys that think they are smart, girls are 10 times smarter than guys as far as dating and romance are concerned..

Girls can easily decode whenever you're cheating on them

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Romance / Re: My Mum Is Against My Relationship by Chloraseptic: 10:24am On Feb 09, 2022
The reason is simple.

Your mum used to fûck the guy behind your back..

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Romance / Re: I Just Got My Dubai Visa!!! by Chloraseptic: 7:27am On Feb 08, 2022
DaddyRochie1642:
Hope people won't end up Weeping and gnashing their teeth accompanied with Bitter Lamentations grin grin

More than he would weep and gnash in Nigeria??

Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Chloraseptic: 10:58am On Jan 26, 2022
ityP:



Oga, there is no definite cause of erectile dysfunction. Penis being erect does not ED is no present. ED is the inability to sustain an erection through sex. A man may have 40 seconds of erection, he has ED. Also, a person can have lengthy erection during masturbation but can replicate that during actual sex. That's still ED. Have you heard that during masturbation, some persons injure the nerves of the penis, which could affect erection? Do you also know people have been so engrossed in masturbation and porn that they ONLY have an erection when doing those things and NEVER during actual sex? That's ED too.. Stories abound

You are absolutely on point with your assertion as I am living witness to it.

Vigorous masturbation to porn over the years can cause serious damage to the nerves ending which allow blood to the Penis..

Anyone who argues this was never really addicted to porn and masturbation..

It's called Porn induced erectile dysfunction (PIED). They should Google it or check it out on Reddit to see people suffering from it.. People all over the world
Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Chloraseptic: 10:52am On Jan 26, 2022
Stewart883:


Via VHS video tapes. I lived with my dad then... So I had an older cousin who got these tapes.

The point is you were not watching it on a regular.. it has different effect on people like me who watched it 365 days a year and at times 4 times a day.
Sports / Re: Anthony Martial From Man United To Sevilla Is A Done Deal by Chloraseptic: 11:47am On Jan 25, 2022
ifiokjohn:
e be like something is doing you in you head. Who is old and wornout?

Who let this dog out

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Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Chloraseptic: 9:03am On Jan 25, 2022
Stewart883:


I'm not lying. What do I gain by that? Yes I have been in to it since then.

Watching it is not the same as being addicted to it..

And how were you able to watch porn in 1993. By which means if I may ask.
Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Chloraseptic: 8:03am On Jan 25, 2022
Stewart883:


I have been masturbating and watching porn since I was 15 years old. I'm now 44 years old married with 2 kids(I still masturbate)I have never had erectile disfunction. So stop telling lies!!!

So you mean you started watching porn since 1993? I wonder who's lying.
Sports / Re: Anthony Martial From Man United To Sevilla Is A Done Deal by Chloraseptic: 8:00am On Jan 25, 2022
Useless club keeps selling young talented stars for a space to accommodate old washed out player..

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Romance / Re: Can A Person Remain Faithful To A Spouse Who's Been Abroad For 5 Years by Chloraseptic: 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2022
The longer a woman stays without sex, the less Hot she becomes, conversely

The longer a man stays without sex the hornier he becomes...

Your wife is likely to cheat on you in the first year of your departure. Or even months..

If she manages to go 2 to 3 years without cheating it's very unlikely for her to cheat going forward unless she insists on remarrying..

As for men, their cheating game has no pattern or rules. They just want to fûck..
Romance / Re: Mercy Aigbe Marries Ex Husband’s Friend by Chloraseptic: 12:54pm On Jan 24, 2022
She wants to be closed to her ex husband just so she can moonlight on his dîck

These are some of the ways they behave if the fûck was good.
Crime / Re: Residents Flee As Gunmen Kill Petrol Dealer, Attendant In Ondo Community by Chloraseptic: 12:51pm On Jan 24, 2022
Can any country be more dangerous than Nigeria to live in??.

You'd be happier as an average man overseas than being a rich man in Nigeria.. My thought though
Politics / Re: Did You Think A Youth Between Age 35 And 40 Can Become President Of Nigeria? by Chloraseptic: 12:47pm On Jan 24, 2022
Mumu talk.

Can anyone be worse than Buhari?.

If Buhari can rule Nigeria, MC Oluomo and the likes of Tony Kabaka can rule too.

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Career / Re: Female Uber Drivers: Passengers Make Advances At Us, Send Disturbing Messages by Chloraseptic: 8:30am On Jan 24, 2022
I'm not surprised some men can behave like he-goat.

Imagine my friend disturbing my girlfriend to come and see him even after she's given him the insult of his life the mumu is still not relenting..

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Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Chloraseptic: 8:26am On Jan 24, 2022
Bola146:
grin wahala lipsrsealed couples looking for the fruits of the womb should notice this, it's a must the husbands should go for medical tests too not only the wives

ED doesn't cause low sperm count..q

Porn induced erectile dysfunction (PIED) must be talked about too.. I have had first hand experience with it.

For younger ones below 40, stay away from porn and if possible masturbation for a period of time say 3 months and see if your erection don't tear your boxers by kissing alone..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (0 - 0) On 22nd January 2022 by Chloraseptic: 3:51pm On Jan 22, 2022
I pity Ronaldo even though I'm a Messi fan..

He should have stayed back in Juventus instead of getting paired with Elanga at United.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Chloraseptic: 7:26am On Jan 21, 2022
Kaycee7:
tfpdl dot se
Or you can search Dota: Dragon's Blood on telegram.
The site doesn't work.. Too much ads and redirecting to different site entirely
Celebrities / Re: Muyideen Oladapo Lala Graduates With Master’s Degree From UNILAG (Photos) by Chloraseptic: 7:05am On Jan 21, 2022
jeffizy:
Congratulations to him.

Funny enough , he gets roles that puts him in the category of the non learned while the not so learned get better roles.

I remember he used to get Agbero roles in Yoruba movies.

Irony.

Nollywood is about being goodlooking and attractive.

If you are not that goodlooking, even if you have a Master degree in theatre from havard, you'd be confined to the role of a gateman or agbero.

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Romance / Re: 4 Best Mindset You Should Have When Trying To Woo A Lady by Chloraseptic: 6:08pm On Jan 19, 2022
Ikegwuru:
It means you always settle for leftovers. We hunt the jungle for what we fancy.


Some people's leftovers could as well pass as sumptuous meal for you.

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