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Buhari is nothing less than 85 years..

Nigerians and age falsification

I don't know how folks keep lamenting about how they can't get a girl or find love in their broke state.

I don't mean to brag but I've never used money to get any girl once in my life and I've been broke most times in my life..

They always beg to stay even after trying to push them away citing my inability to cater for their needs as excuse..

And I don't go for ugly girls

Righteousness2:
Are u noticing what is happening in the World?

Record Fire!
Record Earthquakes!
Record Volcanoes
Record Tornadoes
Record Rains
The Birth Pangs are Exploding!
This Ship is Sinking!
Get Ready! Live Ready!
We are on the Verge of Something Huge.
JESUS Christ is Coming!

Is he trekking?

He's been coming since I was little and he still hasn't arrived..

Chai and I've yet to see a fire fighter vehicle in my city for 10 years now.

No emergency response team in any kind of situation in this country and some people think this should qualify as a country..

We will soon get there.

House of assembly member is not too far off a governor..

God is great

Nigerians indirectly pay more taxes than the US and UK they like to use as example of high taxe paying countries...

Magnoliaa:
Cool.

I need one. Where can I get it? There is one boy like that...

You want to gun him down because he hit your vehicle once and disappeared?

Only in American army you would see Chinese, Japanese, Russian, German, British, Indian, Nigerian and the rest.. That's why they know what almost the rest of the world know but their own is not known...

China can only rub shoulders with America economically but when it comes to advance technologies and military hardware/softwares they dare not.

Amicable24:


That's my best soup too since my childhood days

Nice

BeardedmeatR:
That's why he doesn't take off his shirts

So you haven't seen thin celebrities that take off their shirts before.

Foodforthought:
Oga Man U can beat PSG even without Cr7. They've done that under OGS. The only spectacular thing about them is their current front trio. I'm not ruling anything out.

That was how y'all kept saying they always know how to beat Man City until they did training session on top their head

AllahIsSatan:
Best non English? Is this a joke? Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp etc are all jokes to you?

Yeah I'm aware of those you mentioned..

Aguero has more goals than your almighty Henry in EPL history. And even more EPL titles

Foodforthought:
Oga Dem no dey predict UCL game where Cr7 is involved. Besides February is still far. Form may have changed by then. Even ATM can surprise Bayern. it's football, anything can happen....

It's only when he was in Madrid he performed magic and that's mainlu because of how good that Madrid team was..

How many magic did he perform with juve and even Man Utd before leaving for Madrid.

The best non English out and out striker in the History of premier league...

I wish him all the best

Jazzman01:
Yeah, Burna will murder him if both of them are left alone. I don't even know who can match Burna one on one in this current crop of musicians.

How many fights have you refereed in involving Burna Boy for you to come to conclusion that he will murder everyone..

You think fighting is by being bulked up, having strong face and having tattoos.

BeardedmeatR:
He doesn't take off his shirt because he's embarrassingly thin!

What's embarrassing in being thin..

The smoothest of them all is 2baba.

Dude hardly takes off his shirt. I think I have only seen him take his shirt off once in a music video with Bennie Man (Nfana naga rmx)

He's just one of the two of my favorite musicians

It's because those beautiful girls are feeling entitled... They think their beauty is a ticket to easy and Rossy life that's going to be sponsored by a man they think is going to be lucky to have them.

No don't ever try it.....

Cementry is better.

HayTerran:
Oh, sorry, chief.
Future and current endeavors shall swing in our favours.

Amen

HayTerran:
Why is this your decision, chief?

More job opportunities, more pecuniary rewards, easier modus operandi?

Your reasons, sire.

I just didn't know what I wanted then Because as a teenager I was just following the crowd or what my uncles told me to do.

I ended up not studying any of them though.

I'm a Chelsea fan, any season Chelsea finished the group stage second they almost always exit in the last 16...

Chelsea calling Ajax and Lille like

HayTerran:
For lesson purpose, may I ask why you think petrochemical engineering isn't suitable enough?

Your response will help in formulating the advice I'll give younger ones, chief.

Of course petrochemical is suitable enough..
But the point is I would have taken the civil engineering if I had known better.

This one they are launching all the time in Nigeria they should kukuma bring their company to Nigeria here..

It's cause of their population Americans took iphone there to produce, they should do the same too since we have population and people ready to work for little pay..

Excuse my ignorance if I sound uninformed

Once a girl becomes overly sincere to you, just know that she's not entirely sincere..

That man has fûcked her over and over again

AlphaMale666:
Lekpa monkey dey find big buttocks. OK na.

Laycon can damn sure handle it better than the likes of whitMoney and Don jazzy..

What he lacks in bodily flesh is compensated for in cockily flesh

Make I sleep jare

The one I fûcked recently, her big booty even made me despiced her..

I just realized fûcking not too big booty babes more than big booty babes..

Amicable24:
I love cooking my ogbono soup with okra.. I don't like cooking it alone without okra.. I like okra soup but like it best with ogbono.. so two of them should be one soup for me... That your Banga no get ugu and scent leaf o,add them and it stays. So, Egusi stays and Banga stays too

You've been marked..

All my life I've never seen anyone except some members of my family who like combining Ogbono with Okra..

This is the best soup ever for me.

In fact I'm following you now on Nairaland

Every Nigerian definition of developed city is good roads...

Even the Abuja apart from good roads no other thing to show.

Why are you trying Soo hard to explain the relevance of Agric.. you don't owe anyone explanation, besides this is Nigeria you might as well get a Bank job with your Agric certificate...

That was how my naive and ignorant teenage self turned down civil engineering UNIBEN offered me because of my stupid determination to study petrochemical engineering in UNIPORT.

michoim:
Dumb! American president is about 80 years old and he is doing all of those. ..

He doesn't move like Buhari

ClintonEmex:
Which road are they doing the fashion show in Aba? Lol.. I don't think any road is good enough to entertain such thing in Aba.

Are you trying to say there are no beautiful roads in Abia state at all?

The way you people exaggerate about the bad roads in Abia state ehn one would think your state is London...

As for the fashion show, I'm impressed.