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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Enjoy Sex. by Chloraseptic: 6:40am On Nov 14, 2022
She was a virgin, do you expect her to start reveling in joy of the dick or praising your djck game so you can begin to doubt if she's a virgin.

Even some legendary girls in sex matter still feign displeasure whenever they had sex but only to keep forcing their way back to the same djck that presumably gave them pain instead of pleasure.

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Romance / Re: I Lack Communication Skills When talking to Girls by Chloraseptic: 6:35am On Nov 14, 2022
Logic is defiled when dealing with girls.

Following your instict is another mistake guys make when dealing with girls.

That your straight forward "hey I like you and I want to date you" will win you more girls than Most guys that are rational and very good at communication.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Husband Or Wife, Finds It's Difficult To Say Am "Sorry" by Chloraseptic: 6:29am On Nov 14, 2022
Ego ego ego.

Something as little as in sorry can fix the most broken relationship or partnership.

But never forget that how you say sorry is also as important as saying sorry
Romance / Re: What Is The Highest Number Of Days You Have Gone Without Sex? by Chloraseptic: 4:32am On Nov 13, 2022
I only remember there's sex when a girl is in my room naked. If it takes 10 years to happen, then I would abstain for 10 years without flinching

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Travel / Re: Abuja Corps Member Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by Chloraseptic: 6:35am On Nov 08, 2022
Nigeria is an active crime scene and yet the security officials are not investigating it..

May their soul rest in peace

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Education / Re: ASUU: Buhari Will Intervene Soon, Gbajabiamila Appeals For Calm by Chloraseptic: 5:55am On Nov 08, 2022
OboOlora:

‘Incapable of’

Some of u just type English like almajiris

See oversabi. Just listen to yourself.
Education / Re: ASUU: Buhari Will Intervene Soon, Gbajabiamila Appeals For Calm by Chloraseptic: 4:12pm On Nov 07, 2022
They should hand the country over to foreign contractors to run for 20 years.

It's clear the black race is incapacitated to run a country.

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerians And Their Irregular Tastes For Music. by Chloraseptic: 9:24am On Nov 06, 2022
akwesenana:

You meant number 2 right? smiley

Noth of you should rest I'm the number 1 fan.

Y'all can come 2nd and 3rd
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gay Man Hunted And Gang Raped By Police Officers In Qatar by Chloraseptic: 8:46am On Nov 05, 2022
That was how one girl was feeling so sexually safe with me because she thought I was gay with the way I'm very good looking and lanking. You know that kind of safety a yam gets when left in the same place with a dog.

Until one fateful Sunday when I bleeped the nonsense out of her brains. She still can't get enough of me even after 3 months. I'm thinking of upgrading her to a proper girlfriend.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Announces 30 Day "Verbal Fast": No Speaking & No Sex by Chloraseptic: 8:40am On Nov 05, 2022
This guy is feeling broke for going from a billionaire to a networth of $400million.

Even with his current networth he's still richer than all Nigerian A-list artistes combined and these same Nigerian artistes will be feeling loaded.. I don't blame them, $100K would even make make me feel like Jeff Bezos.

That being said, America is too good an enabling environment.

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Travel / Re: My Naturetrip To Aspen, Colorado by Chloraseptic: 2:41pm On Nov 01, 2022
Bksense:


Lol I was in haste. I said it.

What's your point?

Is it not fine or what

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Travel / Re: My Naturetrip To Aspen, Colorado by Chloraseptic: 8:09am On Nov 01, 2022
See as road clean and fine like some people living room.
Foreign Affairs / Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Chloraseptic: 8:26am On Oct 24, 2022
pansophist:


If you have been to China and America, you will probably choose to live in China than in America. You need to travel the world to see that the US is not the best place to live, and statistics prove it.

I don't care if you believe this, but China is far far more advanced than America. Do you think it is childsplay to be the only country on earth that rose from dirt to the world's largest economy without war, killings, and enslaving others in less than two generations?

To raise over 800 million people from poverty within thirty years, that's x4 the population of Nigeria. Nigeria passport is just a hurdle that blinds you and makes you write nonsense, but let me make this clear to you. Asia is the future. The 21st century is the Asian century. Apart from porn, dollars, and entertainment, what exactly does the US contribute to your life?

But if China crash tomorrow, most business in Nigeria may collapse. Because China is a global factory, most things from MOST countries are imported from there. Make sure you go to China before you die, and stop thinking the US is heaven. You don't even have to go to China, open YouTube now and check out Chinese cities, their tech, and civilizations, then you will understand why Obama admitted that the west has lost.

Do you want to compare a country with over 5000 years of unbroken history and civilization to the west which is just less than 500 years? and all this while, China never enslaved or robbed their neighbors like the west. In fact, they created the wall of china to keep others out. If you go out of western media influence, these things I am saying will be normal for you. West no be heaven. I will rather live in China than in the US. My only problem will be to learn Chinese since that language is painfully difficult. I tried learning caligraphy and I drank panadol that day. I got headache for real.

Keep on spewing trash. Even the Chinese won't turn down opportunity to migrate to the US for a better life.
Foreign Affairs / Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Chloraseptic: 8:58pm On Oct 23, 2022
iLegendd:
You reason as if you're not a black man. What have you manufactured for the black race?

You're trying to exonerate yourself. Innoson that produces cars, aren't people using it?

What stops you, as a black man, from manufacturing airplane or computer?

To answer you, nothing is wrong in using Innoson. Is anything wrong with that? You look down on yourself/race too much. Inferiority complex.

It's not inferiority complex of you are actually inferior. Let's not kid ourselves

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Foreign Affairs / Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Chloraseptic: 6:36pm On Oct 23, 2022
iLegendd:
What happens to living in your own country, Nigeria? Must it be America or abroad?

I hope nothing is wrong with using made in Nigeria products too like Airplanes, computers, phones, cars, etc.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Chloraseptic: 4:29pm On Oct 23, 2022
I hope you also choose to live there instead of the morally debased America.

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Travel / Re: Nairalander Jets Over Toronto In A Daring Adventure: Pictures & Video by Chloraseptic: 4:26pm On Oct 23, 2022
Living life
TV/Movies / Re: Breaking News: Fredrick Leonard And Peggy Ovire Set To Wed by Chloraseptic: 4:21pm On Oct 23, 2022
This news is not fragile enough to break.
Nairaland / General / Re: Black Sunday In Abeokuta As Trailer Crushes Three & Injures Two (graphics) by Chloraseptic: 4:17pm On Oct 23, 2022
Nigeria is a jungle where most drivers on the road don't have license to drive, and those with license don't know the rules and regulation of driving. That's if Nigeria has any.

No speed limits on any roads

Toggling between lanes in a way that Tyrese wouldn't even do in fast and furious

Heavy duty trucks overtaking and challenging cars like it's speed test.

Running red light or moving 5 seconds to green light or staying under traffic light peeping and asking passengers to check if the light is green.

Thd country is just insane and it's not advisable raising children in it except you are rich.

Rest in peace to the deceased

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Romance / Re: I Just Bought A New Car (photos) by Chloraseptic: 4:01pm On Oct 23, 2022
You need brighter grammar more than you need that car

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Romance / Re: Do You Think Marriage Is Compulsory Or Not? by Chloraseptic: 3:59pm On Oct 23, 2022
It's not
Even Jesus never got married

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Chloraseptic: 8:45pm On Oct 22, 2022
Menclothing:

What time did u predict send screenshot to whatapps send your size also

The 1st correct prediction can pick up item in our mainland store

I got it first. By the time I made my comment I was the first person that predicted it right.

All they did was modify their comment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Chloraseptic: 7:28pm On Oct 22, 2022
Menclothing:
Free jersey if you predict correct score original

Bro where's the free jersey. I got it right

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Chloraseptic: 6:31pm On Oct 22, 2022
If I were in the stadium among the crowd I would personally stone Jorginho in the head with a very hard object..

I wonder how he made it as a footballer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Chloraseptic: 5:07pm On Oct 22, 2022
Menclothing:
Free jersey if you predict correct score original

Chelsea 1 - 1 Manchester United
Romance / Re: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Chloraseptic: 7:44am On Sep 23, 2022
Everything you said I am experiencing X2. Coming from a guy who's addicted going to 18yrs now.

A day would not be enough for me to narrate my ordeal even if I tried.

Just Google (success stories Nofap) and see people like us recovering from the various deficiencies porn usage caused them. 98% of members there are like minded people and will never judge nor dispute your claim because they all have the same experience.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Ignore Messages Like this If you want to have a Healthy Sex life. by Chloraseptic: 7:41pm On Sep 08, 2022
sweetman2022:

You guys confused so one like me. I have seen several masturbator complaining that it is bad to masturbate. Though every reasons given by them just like yours doesn't make sense to me at all. Some say they have low self esteem because of masturbation. How for God's sake? I have read an article in which a medical practioner explains that there is no side effects to masturbating only fallacy spread by guys who don't know what is wrong with their sexual life so blame it on masturbation. I don't masturbate because I have no need for it since I can easily get a girl to have sex with. Someone said Masturbation make his life miserable, and I was wandering how? You work and make money, then masturbate when you visit the rest room or on your bed before sleeping. How will masturbation now affect your life? Please someone should use this my last statement to explain better to me, not this gibberish you guys are typing for the cause of your misery.

You have never masturbated to know what an addicted masturbator is going through yet you are debunking their claims.

You are simply the one confusing yourself.
Romance / Re: What's Your Experience Betting With Big Cash Kept With You That's Not All Yours by Chloraseptic: 7:38pm On Sep 08, 2022
edoncast:




You are the best.i staked 500k on the game and i got 450k profit.

THANKS BABA NLA.

Drop ur azza

Congratulations. Make I drop my Azza make you do small thing for me.

Once again congrats
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by Chloraseptic: 12:30pm On Sep 06, 2022
bivoprad:
Hello everyone, please can police report still be done in state headquarters? Precisely in Osogbo

Yes
Health / Re: Pains From The Left Hips Through The Buttocks Down To The Knee by Chloraseptic: 12:16pm On Sep 06, 2022
I have exactly the same pain in my left leg. In my case I was told it's artritis.

The only drug that seems to relieve the pain is Ibuprofen. But it doesn't cure it.

Even a doctor once told me it doesn't have a permanent cure that I just have to manage it. He said it would go away on it's own.
Romance / Re: Guys Please Ignore Messages Like this If you want to have a Healthy Sex life. by Chloraseptic: 10:48am On Sep 06, 2022
The most people compare sex to masturbation is because they don't masturbate all the time.

Don't contest anything a masturbation addict say if you have not been in his shoes
Try masturbating 3 times a day everyday for one month straight and see if you won't experience one of the worst cases of ED or PE.

I've been there and I have masturbated 5 times a day before. During this period I cum as soon as I penetrated and I easily lost erection halfway through whenever I didn't cum quick.

All through these years I never for once had morning wood. Even the most beautiful girl wasn't beautiful enough in my eyes because porn actresses had set a standard for beautiful girls in my brain. There had to be a rigorous stimulation from a girl before I could muster up a semi hard erection. I doubt there's ebony porn scene that I've not seen.

Below are what happened When I stopped masturbation for just 40 days for the first time in my 16 years of the act.
1. I was waking up with rock hard erection every morning
2. I was having random erection everytime of the day even when I was walking on the road.
3. Even the most ugliest girls became beautiful in my eyes. And I just began to love girls and acknowledged they were humans too not the
sex abject I projected they were in my brain because of too much porn
4. I was able to retain my erection all through the entire duration of sex and I lasted longer than I usually lasted Before.
5. Like OP said, I just began to notice how my facial structure had reshaped to enhance my handsomeness. And my skin was glowing.

I almost entirely lost all these Benefits when I relapsed. I'm still fighting to abstain from it till now..

Finally, like I said don't ever doubt a masturbation addict when they outline the disadvantages of masturbation that they have experienced nor compare masturbation to sex if you cannot have sex 4 to 5 times everyday in a month.

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