₦airaland Forum

LastProphet:
Another foooolllll, and jobless too. Wait till u hopeless lot open ur eyes to see how jonathan has specifically finished u dumb short-sighted ibo people. U will learn long before middle of this year, quote me!

This one here is high on boiled horse se.men'.
See how happy he is that I'm quoting him.
Oya smile now that I've quoted you and go to the bank to pick your cash, CHM11 has quoted you on nairaland.

Crackhead!

LastProphet:
Pls stop disgracing south easterners further, only foools follow or even listen to a failure like jonathan. I thought u people call buhari a serial loser, so why are u afraid of his candidacy? Why not allow him to run and lose as usual? South easterners have always been a shameless lot

This one here spoke from a brain filled with fermented industrial brewer waste.

He will be ignored.

Its friday night mehn...

vantage7:
I take the rest of your points, but having recognized you from a certain "intellectual" thread, I expected that you'd be better than to utter that bolded part. The primary strength of this country is in its unity in diversity.

Hey prospective, the Unity will be a strenght if and only if we are all treated equally. That is not what is truly achievable in the real life.

I don't want division, but unity will only pesist if we treat every tribe equally.

IVORY2009:
so are you simply saying GMB credentials are not real? Tell me the court that has been able to prove that beyond reasonable doubt?, the man has been contesting for more than 3-4 times now, he has not been found wanting, why only now, there is something fishy to me.

Ofcourse there is something fishy, but its politics.

Truth be told though, if they go by the books and he is found not to be qualified, I don't see anything wrong with disqualifying him. Laws are meant to make us behave like a sane society. Buhari shouldn't be above it if found wanting.

IVORY2009:
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But these is coming @ a very wrong time, if GMB is found not to be qualified for the office of the president, by a competent court of law, this should hv been done earlier on and not now, that it's only 9days to the presidential elections.

If a company finds out your credentials are not real even 2 seconds before you are handed your appointment letter, what do you think will happen?

jude33084:
And yet your eyes were blind to see when 5 pdp members impeached a speaker in Ekiti or in Rivers


Rubbish!

I normally pass when I see useless comments like yours. Why have you allowed Nigerian politics to eat so deep into your brain that you can't use it functionally anymore?
I'm talking about the Law taking its course no matter who is involved and you are here talking about APC/PDP nonsense!.....
Dude, you have a brain please use it before you talk or you can just buy Alteco glue, mix it with polyethylene dust, then use it to seal your lips permanently.

What is all this?..Nigerians are wiser!!!...

Adminisher:
I dont hate the south east. I hate amateurish and childish thinking. The unbelievably stupid belief that only one's narrow interest exists in a world of 7billion people. How does any right thinking person begin to suggest this?. DISQUALIFICATION again after a one month election postponement. Only in Nigeria. Why is the SE so afraid of this man that almost every dunce idea is being thrown out there. Why is the SE so paralyzed with fear?.
As for your views on Nigeria, a simple experiment for you. Mention any country on earth even the superpowers and i tell you Nigeria is more important than that country in the eyes of God and Nigeria will outlast that country. Keep deceiving yourself that Nigeria can be broken. Everybody that has tried has met misfortune including the well meaning like Gideon Okar

God doesn't support master slave relationship in a country where everyone is supposed to be equal.
Like I said earlier, your hate for the south east will only cause your downfall. I am not a south easterner but I am also tired of the North taking every other person as a second class citizen.

you need to travel more and go to federal institutions like NNPC, ministries, PTI etc, to understand what the North is doing to this country.

We are not one, the earlier we figure that out and find a way out, the better for us all.

Adminisher:
This is a cowardly post that could only come from a south easterner . You want to sack the opponent in the middle of a fight. How do you cope with your new republic when it is formed out of running away from Hausa people on the battlefield and the ballot bOx?. Must they really better than you in everything?.

First of all, I am not a south easterner, your hate for the south east will only help speed up your downfall.
Secondly, I am sure you didn't even read my post, because if you did, you wouldn't have wrote this THING you wrote here.
Thirdly, The North is not above the law, if Buhari is not qualified to contest, he wouldn't even have a name on any ballot box.
Lastly, if push comes to shove, only one geopolitical zone in Nigeria is known for its outstanding cowardice. Figure this out yourself.
When it sll goes down, we will see.....
One Nigeria my butt!!!....

At this crucial time??...

Nigeria will divide in september 2015.

Not a good thing but that is what I see.

xreal:
...how come one is clueless and the other isn't?

The other is an old bipolar cattle breeder.

If they go by the books and Buhari is not qualified yet he is allowed to contest, then we will remain rubbished as a nation.

The law must and should be followed, if Buhari is not qualified he should not be allowed to contest. Law is Law and nobody is above it. When/if he is disqualified, let's see what happens then.

Dividing this country into many sub groups isn't such a bad thing afterall.

3cycle:
Don't be upset with her statement. As a man you know 50k is way too small to start a family with. In our society today, how much is 50k?

Truth is that men nowadays are not willing to work, they prefer to lazy around all day looking for whom to blame for their condition. Tomorrow they depend on their wife's to do everything for them.

A lazy man won't accept a 50K job bro. He will say its too small, sit at home and keep blaming and whining and complaining.
If the lady is as hard working as the guy is, they can both build something out of nothing. I have a cousin who earns 45K as a teacher, his girl got pregnant and he did the right thing and married her. Things were rough at first then he sacrificed a few months salary and his wife started women cream, weave-on, make up and other females stuffs business. Today this said guy has stopped his teaching job and he is now importing these stuffs into the country and with his wifes connection that she nade the hard way, they both pull in over a million monthly. Life is more than what we see from our bedroom, when you've been pushed to the wall, you will make some strong choices.

EggovinMma:
My brother, that was during our mother's time.Where I come from, as an igbo gurl, my father made sure he slaved to give me the best, despite the fact he is not a graduate. I CAN NOT MARRY A MAN THATS LESS THAT MY FATHER. I CAN NOT EAT THERE SQUARE MEALS IN MY FATHERS HOUSE, ONLY TO EAT ONCE A DAY IN MY HUSBAND S HOUSE.THATS ILL LUCK.I should be the one earning that kind of amount to support my husband, and not him.Its not a sin o, but it's way below what I grew up with despite we weren't rich.BROS, ONCE AGAIN HOLY GHOST FIREEEEE! !

No guy in his right senses, rich or poor, that will hear you talk and think the way you do and still go ahead and marry you.
You need to adjust and change your view to life.

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

How much do you earn young lady?

Depends on Location in Benin, if its Uselu environ especially bdpa, a top class male hair salon would really make sense.

Though the barbers there must be very good to get the crowd. Not just cut, brush and clean barbers....they must know their onions, and work with faint dyes like the stylist in foreign countries do.

Rubbish, GEJ should send this woman to the kitchen before she makes things worse with her low IQ.

I am going to vote GEJ only because the other person should not be allowed to get to that sit. He is too power hungry and his intentions are not just.

So sad,..

Increase jamb and post UME entry level score to 300 and 80% respectively.

Let the best brains get admitted and you will see how cultism will be reduced drastically.
The introduction of PUME and meritocracy helped reduce cultism in Uniben since 2005 and it keeps decreasing daily.

RIP to this guy...too bad...

How does frying akara by the road side show intelligence required of a first lady?...
We already have one mediocre in mama peace at ASO rock now, we don't need another mumu.

Tuesday

Election....post election violence,.....issues with government....ramadan......militants issues in the Niger delta......bla bla bla.... AC in 2016??...

NLNG plan well please, I use to feel like I am 'needed' which is why I will be recruited, but the way the whole process is being handled makes me feel like Nigeria LNG is only doing Charity by recruiting graduate trainees.

Do you guys really NEED us

Elparaiso:
With the way Hall 4 is....
We just put our egg on the table and it boils....

Cool, make sure the heat leaves Uniben with you so you will be an outstanding asset in your chosen industry.

Elparaiso:
Boma was a good girl..
why her papa go day cast am like this?



Wow...
I'm on frontpage?

So this is how it feels....
I dedicate this to my nigga, Joseph...
To my boys, Ukete and Kelly....
To the hater who said it won't enter frontpage, ogbebor.....
To my mum.....
To room 172 Hall 4..
To my church L.E.M.....
To the idi.of at 173... Benedict....
To all nairalanders....
To my ELA group members, Group A2....
To my Asien Presentation group...
I luff y'all

Uniben engineering junkee on the loose again...how is hall 4 these days? Still hot?

Drug people @OP

I will wake up from the dream and read dangote's biography again.

rubey:
Men = Beasts!
And the fool dated him for so long!

Okpo!!!
I'm sure one BEAST bleeps you periodically??
Another old BEAST bleeped your mom repeatedly until she gave birth to you


How can u make such a generalisation?
Don't hate, if you don't like men, get a Love Machine!!!!

If a robbery incident will become a national issue because of politics, then I wish they should keep postponing elections by one month every month.
This way, politicians will try to work to impress the people.

Mumu girl
She for carry the whole text book.

Ans: 679

6*7*9 equals 378
3*7*8 equals 168
1*6*8 equals 48
4*8 equals 32
3*2 equals 6

After doing all this to a typical Naija guy, he will just bleep bleeep and bleeeeeeep your congo till it looks like grandma's lips then he will move on to the next.

Woman your smile is enough greenlight to get a real man talking..if he doesn't respond positively to your smile then you've got yourself a man-child.

Another crackhead receiving N20 a day to be posting something he doesn't even understand on social media pages.