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Nicepoker:
Jenifer Lopez and ice cube.

Nice one

PrinceofAgoAre:
Which is going to be d meal?

the beautiful girl

No forget to use condoms.
Infection plenty for town.
Make you no go carry disease.
Where u dey find cure

Only in dreams, movies and story books.
Never in reality.
I just dropped out of space
I don't book space.
I occupy space.

GodsOwnMan:
Ijaws that just recently produced President? Ijaws are Igbo seniors in Nigeria. Know this and know peace.

Me I be ijaw too.
We are minority for this country.
I just dropped out of space.
I don't book space.
Rather I occupy space.
Abeg Give me space
Make i take see front.

[quote author=Freelane33 post=115425319][/quote]On how u r rugged.

I just dropped out of space.
Am not here to book space
Rather I occupy space.

I guess u must b from the past?
Well this future.

[quote author=Freelane33 post=115425319][/quote]

The only antidote wey I fit give u....
Na to learn how to control your emotional feeling.
Worry less,
Things will fix up at the right time.
No hurry in life.
Don't be over ambitious.
Always draw ur strength from within.
Never depend on friends for advice.
Advice yourself.
Believe me, depression go run
Chikena

Hence u have the phone number of which he transferred to another opay.
Why not use true-caller premium app
To get his details.
Including emails.
Search online for social media handles registered wt the email.
Then you can b able to get his pix.
Then using his pix inject into Google lens.
And get his full profile.
That's the much I will tell you for now

hollandis:
He is a drug addict

Na u addict am?
I just dropped out of space...
Abeg give me space
Make I take see front.

GreatBoss:
He is correct because Igbos are 7th class citizens that can never rule Nigeria ��.

We Ijaws well stay neutral � in this election.

Ironically, if the igbos are 7th class citizens, then the ijaws no get class.
No mind me.
I just dropped out of space.
I don't book space
I occupy space.
But my matter wey no get weight
Dey accumulate space.
Abeg give me breathing space
Make I take see front.

holllandis:
May Ogun strike him .Oloshi

Kilode?

Ochemicals:
So air hostess na star now. Hmm

yes nah.
Even sojo bannis

This one na Odin the one eyed god.
Who sacrificed his left eye to brew from the cup of wisdom...
Rugged him..

CaptainZubi:
Inspired by this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7266001/woman-spots-herself-photo-husband


We've all had that moment when the unbelievable happen and you just have a deep thought, "what a small world it is"


I have two memorable moments I won't forget in a hurry.

Around 2012 I was driving from Lagos to Kano. I got to a police checkpoint somewhere in Kaduna and I was flagged down. Trust Nigerian police now, they don't joke with their work. I kept on looking at the officer thinking I must have seen him somewhere before, after I was given the pass to move, I reversed, parked and got down. Stared asking him is he at a point in time lived in Lagos, attended so so school etc. Long story short, he happened to be my next door neighbor in bariga during our teenage years.


Second was going to the
in 2016 after a brief illness. The doctor who attended to me was my lodge mate in the university several years back.

Luck wey you get be say u no get an unfinished business from the past wt those guys..
Imagine say the police guy you disarm his baby from him in the past,
No be even you go recognize him,
Na him go recognize u.
Or the doctor.... You name for b sorry..
You don't even know what trick the devil planned for you. But as devil no go school, he set u up to jam those guys, but thank God you no get ish from the past....
I just dropped out of space.
I don't book space
I occupy space
So give me space
Make I space
my matter wey no get weight
But dey occupy space

Noise maker
Seeking attention.
Him for jejely overboard peacefully.
Cos the Dead tell no tale.

I just dropped out of space.
Am not voting anyone.
Cos I am on Transit

As u carry ur cross, you no like am?
Well I just dropped out of space.

meobizy:
We first met during service year. He was twenty-three at the time, and I assumed it was a one-off thing. He never showed interest in females older than fifteen years of age and was quick to approach them whenever the chance appeared. The three girlfriends he dated in two years were eighteen, eighteen and nineteen years old respectively. I saw nothing wrong there until he told me they were the ones who made moves to secure his interest. Left to him he’ll rather date girls below eighteen. We lost contact eventually.

Last year we crossed paths again. He has two children with a grown woman, though they didn’t marry. He has all the time to chase any woman he wants. Unfortunately, he’s back to chasing romantic friendships with fifteen year old girls. Them swear for this person?! His Facebook profile is littered with underaged female friends.

I’ve tried to explain to him that he will face prison time if caught in developed nations. He doesn’t care and says Naija is a different ballgame. How do I tell this almost fifty year old man that children are forbidden?

Why didn't you report Him to the government and safe some little girls.
You aided and abetted a rapist..
If na me you will scream rule 2

Ohibenemma:
Ignorance is so ignorant. There's no legal backing to any marriage without a registration at the marriage registry. This is why established churches will require their members to first fulfil every requirement of the law before coming to be blessed. There the same certificate from the registry will be presented them.

Some mushroom churches still obtain certificates from the Business Centre though.

That Grammer too heavy for me.
Abeg wetin e mean?
Plz don't mind my inquisitive nature.
I just dropped out of space

Na so una wan take remove jubril?
Una eyes don clear?

Chidike200:
You are the most stupid idiot I have seen on Nairaland. You are stupid and a fool for typing nonsense.

I swear!!
My mumu too much.
But no reason am.
I just dropped out of space.

Please I Need Advice I Want To Go Teach English Abroad.
Oga na with this your wacko English?
I pity the country wey go allow you to teach English for their school.

Meal loading!!✓

GABRIEL6036:
Welcome alien fall

Awww
That sounds strange...
Am chn banc

theultimatep3:
Weed - Igbo.

Next time use google or download electronic dictionary

Really?
Awww
That sounds strange.
What kind of weed is Igbo?
Pls don't mind my inquisitive nature.
I just dropped out of space.

All man for himself

Just like that?
Well I just dropped out of space.
How do I woo her to my bed?
Na em b the main thing