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Politics / Re: Buhari And Jonathan In ‘Secret’ Meeting by Chocboyslim: 9:30pm On Nov 02, 2015
GEJ was only helping the OLD MAN to make an effective decisions; bcoZ Buhari reasoning is offline. ;DGEJ was only helping the OLD MAN to make an effective decisions; bcoZ Buhari is confused.

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Jonathan In ‘Secret’ Meeting by Chocboyslim: 9:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
HungerBAD:
So Jonathan is begging?

Jonathan got tired of asking others to beg on his behalf, and decided to go prostrate. Where is that man's dignity?after dragging Nigeria backward, he is now crawling on his belly to Aso Rock to beg, like something the rain dragged in.

President Buhari, please do not listen to his plea's.

U just reminded me of A BIG FOOL; who doesn’t think b4 he speaks verbating.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Korede Bello And Di'ja On The Stage (lovely) by Chocboyslim: 9:11pm On Nov 02, 2015
Smartlife:

Really?
Ya
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:57am On Nov 02, 2015
Ramos16:

man, i ve not the slightest idea of what you are talking about, braggn!!?? Am just going to ignore you... I have work 2mao going to sleep, i think you should do the same

Lol! u sounds sympathetic..
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
Ramos16:

firstly am not a dog, and please point out the lie, the part where i want to start hitting the gym or where i said i used to play volleyball, why don't u mind your own business boy
Pack well boy & stop braggn.. Real men dnt need much explanation b4 convincn a bae. All i see is a weak niggor tryn to get a fishy bitch on internet.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:47pm On Nov 01, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uhm..I'm sorry Buh actually...You're the dog Here for not minding your business...cry

Typical example of Mikey(My puppy)..."grin"

I no say ur fishy brain don dey fall for dat blattant liar. grin
Estharfabian:
Uhm..I'm sorry Buh actually...You're the dog Here for not minding your business...cry

Typical example of Mikey(My puppy)..."grin"

I no say ur fishy brain don dey fall for dat blattant liar.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Korede Bello And Di'ja On The Stage (lovely) by Chocboyslim: 11:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
Can't forget the day i fu*k dija in our secondary skool days, behind our chemistry lab tank.I reali enjoy every of our kisses & d way u were scare dat u might b pregenant bcoz we were RAW. See how life changes, now u re a superstar while i am a proffessional Civil engr nw, wish i could see u face to face again.. Miss ur scarey superstories! luv you*

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:27pm On Nov 01, 2015
Ramos16:

nah, am not, am actually built, was a volleyballer, stopped cos i lost contact with my team, and yes 5 hours at weekends
Stop falln ur hands dog... lieyn is nt d best way to get a bae*
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:24pm On Nov 01, 2015
GussssH!! Girls indiz forum re being unrealistic with their choices. Am an handsome, dark, tall, slim guy with a 10.4inch longinus... u know wAt i mean? If u re interested for a maximum satisfactn, pls holla at mine bbm @56176B23, As for d gurls who doesn’t lyk my type,should pls bckk off my timeline. thnx
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by Chocboyslim: 11:15pm On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:


I'm not into conventional hot guys though. Like, the pretty boy type. Nuh uh. Come on, we've had this discussion on another thread & I told you that I like mine a little crude. That's simply what I'm attracted to. Simple. Unpolished. Raw. And loaded with sex appeal of course. Preferrably the animalistic type grin All the 6 packs that give others googly eyes do nothing for me. It just is what it is. Shrugs.
Funny you.... u sounds lyk an alien; sum1 pls call me a 911*
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by Chocboyslim: 11:01pm On Nov 01, 2015
eterisan:
i nor know d adjective i go use qualify u.. Make somebody help me describe dis guy

You be capital IDIOT.... wetin you sabi?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by Chocboyslim: 10:53pm On Nov 01, 2015
Lol! White men think say dem wise, dem know no say naija no dey carry last for smartness ni... I thank our corrupt NFF for using our papa's wey don reach 30+ & 40+ to play fifa U17 world cup. Aleast na where our hope dey for world trophies; no bi dis stupid super eagles & dey political coach oliseh wey dey worie themselves. Abegi U37 ind disguise of U17, please cum bck with dat world cup cuz maga don pay for NFF.
Celebrities / Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by Chocboyslim: 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2015
blackpanda:


Who know d 1 wen u de do behind closed doors grin
Behind closed door Yeah i f*uc*k bitches & behave as a man which am proud to represent dey apperance anywhere. And nt dressing lyk a demon on ladies look; abi u be one of dem Abeg pack well joor!
Celebrities / Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by Chocboyslim: 10:44pm On Nov 01, 2015
blackpanda:


Who know d 1 wen u de do behind closed doors grin
Behind closed door Yeah i bleeped bitches & behave as a man which am proud to represent dey apperance anywhere. And nt dressing lyk a demon on ladies look; abi u be one of dem Abeg pack well joor!
Religion / Re: Is There Really Life After Death? by Chocboyslim: 4:24pm On Nov 01, 2015
Since our scientists claims they know too much; why can't them create or discover a lasting solution for dead. A solution where by man don't need to fear death or die instead? Our GOD is supreme & wiser than us. So let's keep up with God & served him with ur life now on earth coz tomorrow might be too late* U can only live external after dis life on earth with God.
Celebrities / Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by Chocboyslim: 4:09pm On Nov 01, 2015
See how devil dey dance skelewu & shoki bcoz of dis two Aliens on nigeria soil. Na God go punish dat una ambition towards making naija to look lyk gays country. Chai! I pity d parents of dis two hell fire candidates.... Olosssshe!
Celebrities / Re: Singer Olamide Shares Flight Photo With Pilots by Chocboyslim: 3:45pm On Nov 01, 2015
Olamide u re a correct guy; "no dubt"..But why is it dat nigeria artists too dey show their lazy ass on instagram? Can sum1 pls tell me what is so significant abt dis pix? abi na pilots we neva see b4?? check on foreign artists instagram lyk pDIDDY, dose guys only show up their biz, party, brand, & wat dey re upto next pixes.. & nt posing behind a mansion or planes to take selfies* Get ur selves busy & give ur fans d best shot dan doing diz lazy shits.#1luv nt hating..

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actor, Eddie Coffie, Is Dead by Chocboyslim: 7:39pm On Oct 30, 2015
What a tragedy? Rest in the bossom of God....Life goes on!
Politics / Re: Confirm Amaechi And Lose Our Support, PDP Senators Warn Saraki by Chocboyslim: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015
I was thinking dat APC was sailing in a sinking ship; bt i was wrong abt it bcoz is seems PDP is the sinking ship now. WTF?? Can sum1 pls help me tell our dear PDP senators ind red chambers to rise up & challenge APC imposition of ministerial candidates on nigeria? They should beta stop sleeping & wake up & fight dey rights. Enough of dis intimedations & injustice... Wonder why dey can't ask Amechi critical questions about his corruption charges level against him during his screening.
Politics / Re: Confirm Amaechi And Lose Our Support, PDP Senators Warn Saraki by Chocboyslim: 7:28am On Oct 29, 2015
I was thinking dat APC was sailing in a sinking ship; bt i tho
Business / Re: Our Economy Has Taken A Nosedive – Ezekwesili by Chocboyslim: 7:23am On Oct 29, 2015
Lmfao! Dn't mind dat stinky fool. If PMB had norminated her for minister post, she wouldn't hv come out publicly to say all dis bullshits abt nigeria economy. Fool! Whn u were kicking GEJ out with ur BBOG protest, u neva knew dat " evils dat men do lives after them"
Business / Re: Our Economy Has Taken A Nosedive – Ezekwesili by Chocboyslim: 7:21am On Oct 29, 2015
biafranqueen:
Good freaking morning!
So since you were used and dumped with no minister appointment in your name you can now come and talk some sense?

Lmfao! Dn't mind dat stinky fool. If PMB had norminated her for minister post, she wouldn't hv come out publicly to say all dis bullshits abt nigeria economy. Fool! Whn u were kicking GEJ out with ur BBOG protest, u neva knew dat "grin evils dat men do lives after them"

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Celebrities / Re: DonJazzy, Olamide & Iyanya Dressed As Ladies With Boobs (Photos) by Chocboyslim: 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2015
Stop promoting gaysm; is disgustn..... Ur photo edit is evil & nt funny.
Celebrities / Re: DonJazzy, Olamide & Iyanya Dressed As Ladies With Boobs (Photos) by Chocboyslim: 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2015
Stop promoting gaysm; is disgustn.....
Celebrities / Re: Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' by Chocboyslim: 12:36pm On Oct 28, 2015
shrimati:
And you do not think you should do something about it.

Ada you need a doctor for a possible therapy, coz all is nt well with u down there....
Celebrities / Re: Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' by Chocboyslim: 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2015
Ashawo! na pple lyk u dey sex dog when human ain't around to satisfy u..... Na so "Cythian Morgan" talk say she can't date a nigerian celebrity bt now she is dyning for Burnaboy & having a cruch too on O. B. O davido.... Ladies with pretense, nawa o!
Education / Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by Chocboyslim: 10:36am On Oct 27, 2015
Na so Di*ck scarce reach Dis girls are evil walahi....Wat pressure do u derived from ur follw female? abi dem sweet pass men? Na God go punish una for making girls scarce for guys....Olosssssheee!
NYSC / Re: Temi Omolabake Corper Who Died In An Auto-crash Last Night by Chocboyslim: 10:18am On Oct 27, 2015
What a lost RIP gurl..u re a Nigeria hero!
Health / 20 Amazing Facts About Human Body System by Chocboyslim: 9:27pm On Oct 26, 2015
The human body is an incredibly complex and intricate system and it still baffles researchers regularly despite thousands of years of medical knowledge. As a result, it shouldn't be a surprise that even body parts we deal with everyday have unexpected facts and explanations behind them.
Here are 100 wacky facts about the human body:
1. The brain is more active at night than during the day. Scientists don't know yet why this is.
2. The higher your IQ, the more you dream.
3. Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body.
4. The nail on the middle finger grows faster than the other fingernails.
5. Fingernails grow nearly four times faster than toe nails.
6. The lifespan of a human hair is 3 to 7 years on average.
7. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve zinc. It doesn't destroy the stomach because because the stomach walls constantly renews itself.
8. Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
9. Women blink twice as many times as men do.
10. Women are born better smellers than men and remain better smellers over life.
11. Men burn fat faster than women by a rate of about 50 calories a day.
12. Men get hiccups more often than women.
13. A man has approximately 6.8 litres of blood in the body while women have approximately 5 litres.
14. The largest cell in the body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
15. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
16. Babies are always born with blue eyes. The melanin in their eyes needs time to be fully deposited or to be darkened by ultraviolet light to reveal the baby's true eye color.
17. Men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep. This is because the combination of blood circulation and testerone production can cause erections during sleep and are a necessary part of REM sleep.
18. After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
19. If your saliva cannot dissolve or mix with food, you will not be able to taste that food (try tasting something after drying off your tongue)
20. Noise causes the pupils of your eyes to dilate. Even very small noises can do this.
Health / Re: 40 Amazing Facts About The Human Body by Chocboyslim: 9:16pm On Oct 26, 2015
Nice articles bt sum of them re nt facts as u said bt exagerations..... I found sum of ur facts funny & am lyk; is dis guys serious with dis? Lol! I know our GOD created every single part of our body for a purpose bt we dn't seems not to know whats their re capable of.. Thnxxxx for dis vital info, even though i stll disagreed sum of ur facts. Keep it up!
Politics / Re: Uwazuruike Disowns Nnamdi Kanu, Radio Biafra Boss by Chocboyslim: 9:52pm On Oct 19, 2015
Untill igbo races start valuing themselves than money; they will never win freedom from Nigeria... "Internal rivary " Disunity & Envy wll keep knocking on their door untill dey change for good.
Politics / Re: Uwazuruike Disowns Nnamdi Kanu, Radio Biafra Boss by Chocboyslim: 9:47pm On Oct 19, 2015
IGBOSON1:


^^^Why don't you just naff off! If the Igbo are too problematic for you i'm sure 'perfect races' like say the Yoruba or Hausa/Fulani will welcome you with open arms!

An ineffectual knobhead like Uwazurike opens his gob, and all of a sudden Ndigbo are suffering from internal rivalry!

Some people sef!
Truth is always bitter...D problems of the igbo races lies on "internal crises" ,"greed","Envy" & "Disunity" take it or leave it.

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