Lol! I swear if to say na warri... dem go beat u join with ur gun* #UrFatherYash

So sweet

So Make we fly #mtchew

Hate dis two Aliens pretending to be humans. Look hw devilish dey both represent dey alien world****U can brainwashed everyone bt definetly not in 9ja.

midolian:
Yes! God help Nigeria with people like you. You obviously want this insurgency thing to continue. Arnt you tired of hearing bad news?

Y attackn d guy point of view.... incase u re stll a thomas; "Is only d people who created a problem, will know d source & root on hw to tackle it"; Since GEJ left office, hv u ever heard issues of the chibok girls Where are the scammers Is very obvious dat dey planned all dis filmtricks to discredit GEJ administration. So pls shine ur eyez or stll beta keep living in blindness.

Another stories for d gods.... After u will hear another bomblasts claiming innocent lives indsame region claims to b flushout drastically by d military. Will only believ nigeria military whn an international body confirms dey victory over bokoharam & nt just media talk as usual. We nigerians re tired of all dis your old & cook stories of wining d war against bokoharam. Infact we re more of afraid than before coz we dn't seem to trust anybody in APC government. Everybody is a suspect!

Hmm! APC @ work again.. i hope dat AMEMUMU is witnessing all diz Bata call ur snail baba to come & see dis too**Senseless bokoharam party!

GOODLUCK WHILE YOU WERE AWAY:
It is however true dt u have a successor, bt we are afraid u dnt hv a succession, while u went on vacation, D "Transformed General" who until nw was called "Sai baba", in d north by his lackeys,bt nw called "Snail baba" by Nigerians,a name dt is somewhat not unconnected to his style of leadership, Since he took office he has been unable to form a formidable cabinet, even wen we were given high hopes.Especially of a man who has been a serial seeker of d presidency, One would hv thought he would hv constituted his cabinet in 2weeks.
Ds fake prophet went round d country promising to end Boko haram in 2weeks,bt we hv had incessant bombings of late,&he has never made any official statement to dt effect,rather Osibanjo always makes repeated visits to those scenes Wt repeated speeches already tailored for dt purpose,thereby making d job easy for his S.A on media who doesn't hv to keep writing speeches since bombings happen often.
Ds fake prophet promised to stabilize oil prices, among other things provide electricity, bt we are yet to see any sign of actualization.
Wen he assumed office he said u left an empty treasury,bt d empty treasury was able to buy him MAY BACH worth # 27m, A helipad in his village for easy landing of his helicopter, he has also taken
# 400bn out of d empty treasury to settle bankrupt states.
He was in Germany attending G7 summit after asking d clerk of d national Assembly conduct d inauguration of the 8th Assembly by 10am,only for his vice to convene another meeting with the APC legislators,& ds made dem unable to take charge of d national Assembly.
He has also sacked d board of Directors of d NNPC, &has bn unable to constitute another board up till nw,&I wonder Hw d Organisation is being managed now without corruption. We all knw dt at Ur tym appointed a northerner to head d Organization, let's see if he will b fair enough to appoint a southerner as d new GMD Of NNPC.
Currently @d villa there has been some porosities in d security system, SSS are nt allowed into some areas,His fmr CSO would chase dem Away,&his ADC will write dem to come back,&funny enough our General is unaware of both directives.
Ds Driver Promised us change wen we entered hus bus,but those of us who live d south hv not collected our change of d 13million votes we gave to him,his appointments favors only d north,he only gave change to those who live in d north, d rest of us in south are to them as poor cousins,even our AMEACHI has not collected his own change from ds Driver who drove from north to south during electioneering.His stock in trade is Nepotism, Jingoism,he is against d federal character arrangements.
D man is playing HERCULES, he thinks he can run d country alone.
D whole thing is a northern agenda.Dt he always wears white agbada ds nt mean He is white in spirit. We miss u # JGoodluck
# Betterthingnodelast
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Eating Fruit on Empty Stomach

This will open your eyes !!! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I did!!!

Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered. Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients. He believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.

Thanks for the email on fruits and juices. It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%. Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found. It is whether you believe it or not. I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.
Thanks and God bless.
- Dr Stephen Mak


EATING FRUIT...

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat.

What is the correct way of eating fruits?


IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!

FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities. *

FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.

Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.

In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.....

So please eat your fruits on an *empty* *stomach* or before your meals! You have heard people complaining � every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc � actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!

Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight. When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only* fresh* fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout
the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look! *

KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals. *

ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer. *

WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene � the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium. *

GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes. *

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Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer!* Can you believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. The cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks.....

HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!)

Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from
sound sleep.

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

A cardiologist says: �if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
So lets v all do atleast 1 good work today.

See marketing strategy? OgA jim dey use style to advertise is lame water product to d public.... chai! Well i wish him all the best in his new investment..

Outdated fake story....... #mtchewww!

The famous actor Jackie Chan died of a heart attack this morning.
The historic actor, who made a name for himself for his incredible performance in 1995 Rumble in the Bronx. His enormous charisma always gave him the opportunity to develop his career as a singer, stuntman, writer, film director and producer. The brilliant career of the most famous Chinese ended this morning by a heart attack in a Hong Kong Hospital.
The medical reports indicate that he suffered a fulminate heart attack, which paralyzed his heart making it impossible for the blood to reach his brain, and other vital organs, that caused the death of this humanitarian man, who years before was named philanthropist of the year for his country.
The sad news of Chans’s death was given by his wife Lin Feng-jiao in a news conference, a couple of hours ago, where she said to the media, “I hope you can understand my loss, and I would appreciate if you can give us space for our mourning”.
Until now, funeral's details are uncertain, nevertheless, the body of Jackie Chan will be buried next to his parents, who taught him the meaning of love for his family.
Definitely it’s a big loss. Rest in peace Jackie Chan.

Another nollywood movie title "Stories for the gods"..... y won't him (shittima) norminate her for dat position afterall she helped in masterminding d plans of making Goodluck Jonathan regime miserable* APC is d brain behind all dis filmtricks.... #Period*

Wetin concern sand & garri Abi u dey yarn us from xperience? Abegi, leave matter for mathians jare! Ashawo joints very plenty... (AJVP)

Why does Paul of PSQUARE always looking lyk a tout dat dude got no swag at all lyk his bro Peter of PSQUARE.... Lol! Seriously flavour looks lyk a cripple indiz photo bt still got his swag on dan #RudeboyPsquare(paul)

Dis crazy dude should beta transit from man to woman just lyk BRUCE JENNER.... how i wish i be his parents, i for don sell him since for being a public disgrace to his family..... FOOL! Dis crazy dude should beta transit from man to woman just lyk BRUCE JENNER.... how i wish i be his parents, i for don sell him since for being a public disgrace to his family..... FOOL!

I pity Amechi.... Shebi dis old man Buhari don use & dump you? wat a shame after all u did for him..... Wait a minute! Do you really think northners cares about southners?? AmeMUMU, is too late for you coz even daT old fool is supporting ur enemies in probing your stinky mess..

I hate it when pple argue blindly.....Who ever compares ghana to nigeria interms of GDP seriously needs a doctor for a therapy* U should be talkn of South Africa & not Ghana who is not even in Africa TOP 1O richest country...Only Rivers state or Akwa ibom state GDP is bigger dan Ghana GDP, not to mention dat of lagos state or ibadan* Incaze u re still blind & still want to know d facts, these are the following ranking of the Richest country in Africa.....
1 Egypt
2 South Africa
3 Nigeria
4 Algeria
5 Morocco
6 Angola
7 Libya
8 Sudan
9 Tunisia
10 Ethiopa
So u can see dat Ghana is no where near nigeria....Pls make use of ur google to see their total estimation of GDP (PPP) ranking too*

omonozozo: Yes Ghana is the rishest; GDP per capita, while Nigeria is rishest; GDP purchasing power parity In West Africa. Nigeria is by the way the largest exporting Nation in Africa.

Better make research & get tangible facts.....Nigeria is 3rd in top 10 richest country in africa & ghana is not evn included in Top 10 GDP per capita & GDP purchasing power parity in africa...Follow the ranking
1 Egypt
2 South africa
3Nigeria
4 Algeria
5 Morocco
6 Angola
7 Libya
8 Sudan
9Tunisia
10 Ethiopia

What diz man of GOD said is true & nothing but the truth* & As for the thomas in dis forum who is doubting diz prophesy, continue bcoz TB joshua is from nigeria, assume he came from ROME, u would belief it...Evn Bible said it dat prophets has no regard from the land there come from......

The reason for there sudden change is simple as ABC* People in africa prefers Supersport to ESPN......Pls ESPN send my regards 2 pple over there cos we africans re evn tired of ur broadcasts* GOODBYE JARE!

Wizkid needz 2 grow up! Look d way he sound...That d money he makes is as a result of his hardwork, wht of ur fanz who buy ur lazy CD's? Nobody is against u spending ur money bt spend wisely.....Look @ d caze of OJB,Mike tyson,Mc Hammer & DMx...check there financial status & u will learn hw 2 minimize ur expense* Am a Business Manager by proffession & we re being thought 2 plan ahead against any circumstances dat might rise up in future....it could be positively or negatively* Bt alwayz b prepared 2 encounter one. Spending 16million on a car is FOOLISH, while sum thousands of ur relatives can't afford a 3 square meal in a day..All dsame wish u d best bt always invest ur money in2 sumthn lucrative & nt liabilities*

From d comments i have read so far, i think ur online business is pretty real & not SCAM....ok, i want 2 order for apple ipad 3 & apple Laptop too.....How much will be d total expenses bfore i could reach to it whn it arrive? Pls give me d feedback through chocboyslim@gmail.com or Twitter @chocboyslim

Shitz happen, hw time flies....What does it profit a man 2 gain d whole world & loses his soul* Thanx to 2baba,Vector & don jazzy for dey contribution 2 OJB jezreel....& Shame 2 doze artists lyk Dbanj,Davido,Wizkid,Psquare, Banky w,Mi & Sound sultan for only being a noise makers....Only 3 of this artists can sponsor OJB tripe & treatment in india, but due 2 our Selfishness,Stingyness,greed & not being united in nigeria will make diz seems hard & difficult for OJB who only has 7weeks to live on dis planet* May God heal & bless u OJB......

Chris Brown is a woman beater, i think dat incident really happened* Chris is too immature whn he comes 2 women.... He is quick 2 anger & always fond of assualting women*

ASUU u have really done well with this new idea.....PENCOM is one of the most corrupt organization in nigeria* Take a look @ what happen to retired officeers of NPF(Nigeria Police Force) in nigeria, do u no dat PENCOM will withheld your 60 % of ur gratuity & pay u 40% to start up with ur life after serving Nigeria in 35years with ur life & sacrifice? Tell me, hw will diz officiers survive with diz little token givn 2 dem as gratuity? Sum of dem has families to takecare of, also problems to attend 2 since dey have retired* My very own uncle who retired as a senior supritendent of police is now beggin for food 2 feed his family in d villiage, where as his remaining gratuity is restn in d hand of PENCOM for no reason* The worse of it, they will pay u ur pension through dat ur gratuity u left behind, what a wicked country? PENCOM should go & stop eatn off civil servants hard earn*

Pls i seriously need your help & urgent respond towards diz post.....i melt a lady by name ''Maria Garibay'' she claims to work with dell company in chicago & needed a sales representative in Nigeria. According to her, she wanted to market her products in nigeria since nigeria is known for fast technology businesses such as laptops,phones,ipad e.t.c i got this information from www.naij.com on monday this week. She even gave out her email address where my details of delivery of the good will be send to her before sending those goods from USA. As i write this to u now, she has already send the goods to MORGAN FLY WAY COURIER SERVICE in abuja, dat was whn she sent me mail with every description of dat goods, both US foriegn numbers & d cost of those goods attach & huge me to comply as soon as i finish selling d goods. Also received message from MORGANFLY asking me to contact their customer care for details on how to claim my goods. I want to know if this courier service is real cos i have search through google bt couldn't find it. Whn i send her mail that i couldn't find the Morgan service on my internet & dat i needed their website, she responded by telling me that i can't access their website with nigeria IP that i should just call their customers care for details. Am confuse... is she for real or could this be SCAM?

LOL! Things dey happen for dis 9ja o! Pls d ops, where in anambra did diz happen? I need 2 parade army boys for massive floggin & whooping of ass untill they denouce dat GOd forsaken group.....FOOLISH PEOPLE!

[quote author=Ouch_Daddy If Uniuyo students are complaining of ₦200 daily as fares rate, Those in Private institution's nkor?? *sighs!! [/quote]
Shut d fu*ck up if u dn't hv want 2 say.....can you compare public school 2 private school? Did u no what it takes 2 spend 200 daily in diz God damn country? Have u ever been fustrated dat the only solution you need is 2 take actions? Mr man, am an X-student of uniuyo, graduated 2010 & finish my service 2012. Our vice chancellor is d worst VC ind history of our school, dat woman neva care for the welfare of d student.....she run federal university lyk her own private university. She most pay for diz* So beta keep quiet if u dn't really no what is as stake.

Nawa o! Nothing wey no be topic in diz naija o* Well, is lack of job employment......Those companies re out there in our market, making millions of dollars every single day & here u re analyzin their products* Lol! Evn come get #TEAMANDROID...When will nigeria produce their own product for pple 2 buy & recommend? As for d subject of d matter of diz un warranted discussn, Everything on earth has its time to reighn & fade....Blackberry was leading ind market, bfore iphone ios7,windows & now android is the household name for now, because another one might came up & beat android aside* i think ANDROID is the market leader nw in phones!

chukxie:

Well spoken! May your river of wisdom never run dry! There's nothing as good as finding what makes you happy and fulfilled, and doing it as long as it's within the confines of the law. Charly Boy(Man) has not broken any laws buy posting his photos online. And neither has he infringed on my space nor yours. The guy is doing what makes him happy. So, rather than spending time tongue-lashing him (not that he cares anyways) you should find what makes you happy and do it as long as it's within the confines of the law. This i think is a good philosophy!

What is diz 2 u? Hw will u feel whn u see ur father dressing up lyk dat in a public? With piecing ear rings all over him......#Sucks , Remenber diz is africa!