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Romance / Re: Man Who Recently Married A Lady Who Snatched Him From Her Friend, Speaks by chocodaviva(f): 11:03am On Mar 31, 2017
Arsenalholic:
There's nothing like "snatching". It's called overtaking. The other lady was driving a 1986 beetle and someone else came along with a Range Rover sport...

Werrinyouexpect? wink
Chaiiiiii u be auto dealer
Overtaking aye
Politics / Re: Ado-ekiti People Deserve Political Reparations - Kole Ajayi by chocodaviva(f): 12:42am On Mar 25, 2017
Okay oh we r following,
Since every tommy dick and harry is contesting for governorship
My dear state......
Jah dey
Romance / Re: Man About To Marry Both Main Chick And Side Chick (pictures) by chocodaviva(f): 12:37am On Mar 25, 2017
pweshboi:
This guy nah champ... So nah so him take use him hand sign death warrant. 1 woman nah die talk more of 2
Is d die ur die? In Emmanuell's voice
But seriously d man is greedy oh
Sleep tight
Romance / Re: Nairaland Selfiechallenge by chocodaviva(f): 3:25pm On Mar 17, 2017
shinarlaura:

Indeed. You re beautiful
thanks darling
Romance / Re: Nairaland Selfiechallenge by chocodaviva(f): 3:24pm On Mar 17, 2017
Stevengerd:
Indeed! Black Is Bae. I Swear, I Fit Kill Goat 4 You.
I dey ma house kill d damn goat lemme comma eat mbok :-D
thanks anywaylolz
Romance / Re: Nairaland Selfiechallenge by chocodaviva(f): 9:45am On Mar 17, 2017
black is beauriful

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Family / Re: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by chocodaviva(f): 7:51am On Mar 16, 2017
ThinkSmarter:
what a world.
People are bold enough to defend Adultery with the slogan "Mind your own business"
Hmmmmm!, that's y Moslems detest Christians.
Fornication and Adultery is encouraged by the People that re supposed to preach against it.
Somehow! undecided
what has religion got to do wit d topic
that is ao pple ignorantly start religious war.....
so Wat abt all d Alfa nd imams wit 3/4wifes still snatching some1 else only wife nko? agreed it wrong but its happening everywhere.
Family / Re: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by chocodaviva(f): 7:45am On Mar 16, 2017
inioluwaDaniels:
@op smelling troubled puci 4rm a distance.Guy dis talent is rare ooooo n ll b needed by d police force dis one wey rape don Don turn purewater
gbam he shud upgrade d nose for smelling d differences between a raped p***y and a mutually bleeped p***y.
am sure our NP will reward him handsomely......
Family / Re: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by chocodaviva(f): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2017
lightwind:
abeg help me look whether u go see my wife there...because shez been acting strange this days.
jessssss omg can't stop laughing oya drop ur wife pix, phone number lets investigate her together.. lolz jus joking
Jokes Etc / Re: Racist White Girl Get Trolled online by chocodaviva(f): 4:03pm On Mar 15, 2017
chaiii d last Muslim guy got me rolling on d floor "we don't eat pork" fucking racist got served fa
Family / Re: "I Regret Divorcing My Former Husband, The Beating I Receive Now Is Worse" by chocodaviva(f): 10:27pm On Mar 13, 2017
helinues:
Just imagine.. She must be a goat that doesn't listen to correction..

Make dem kuku hang her for boxing ring and use her as a punching bag
she be real goat my oh bros
plus dat" Titilayo " name made my day
kikikikikkikkk
Celebrities / Re: Delta State Firstlady, Big Church Support "Take The Child Off The Street Project by chocodaviva(f): 10:22pm On Mar 13, 2017
FearFactor1:
If na that Yello babe them take off the street, then I want 1.

Meanwhile imagine that painful moment when u want make FTC and network disappears
lolz omg LWKMD u wanna adopt her or make dem dash u?.ur sense of humor is dope
Nairaland / General / Re: Opinion- Is Desmond Eliot The Cutest Yoruba Guy In Nigeria? by chocodaviva(f): 1:18pm On Mar 12, 2017
stubornnn:


Stop talking trash...as long as his dad is Yoruba, then he also is a Yoruba man.
some pple on dis forum needs Der brain nd minds checked.... wat av I said to warrant u tell me am talking trash?
Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Archbishop Of Canterbury In London (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 5:49pm On Mar 09, 2017
nzeobi:
buhari and this his bulletproof maternity gown.

make we just the observe them
omg okay u made me peed in my pants bulletproof maternity gown indeed

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Properties / Re: Cheap Half Plot Of Land Needed Anywhere Around by chocodaviva(f): 8:58pm On Mar 08, 2017
MrRitchie:
Is this your number on whatsapp?
yes pls chat me up
Nairaland / General / Re: Opinion- Is Desmond Eliot The Cutest Yoruba Guy In Nigeria? by chocodaviva(f): 3:56pm On Mar 08, 2017
Kenshinmunac:



You are the one the OP should be telling that to. He is Yoruba.
noted bros half Yoruba half delta :-D
Nairaland / General / Re: Opinion- Is Desmond Eliot The Cutest Yoruba Guy In Nigeria? by chocodaviva(f): 11:35am On Mar 08, 2017
OP i doubt if he a yoruba guy he sure abt an issue before posting
Properties / Re: Cheap Half Plot Of Land Needed Anywhere Around by chocodaviva(f): 7:14am On Mar 07, 2017
yes I have a full plot for sale at dat ur 300k in one of d location ur mentioned 08062304460
Family / Re: Ikorodu Residents Working On The Mainland - What's The Secret? by chocodaviva(f): 5:41pm On Mar 03, 2017
Mystical888:


You didn't state the statistics in your comment.
Growing up in Lagos has molded me to adjust to different environments.
I don't want to consider the bolded as a possible option.
okay sir God is ur strength

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Family / Re: Ikorodu Residents Working On The Mainland - What's The Secret? by chocodaviva(f): 8:45pm On Mar 02, 2017
to be honest.... thats a very tough move moreso ur places of work isn't accessible by waterways dat operates in within ikorodu nd it environs.... however since it's ur property.... my advice is simple get a family or reliable caregiver to stay wit ur kids while u do (Mon_wed) (wed-Friday) u rent a room in a flat or get a family to scout wit during d week while u come home weekends..... I stand to be corrected not abused jus my personal opinion
Cos av worked in dat shoes and I knw it hurts sily...
in other news welcome to our developing ikorodu ;Dto be honest.... thats a very tough move moreso ur places of work isn't accessible by waterways dat operates in within ikorodu nd it environs.... however since it's ur property.... my advice is simple get a family or reliable caregiver to stay wit ur kids while u do (Mon_wed) (wed-Friday) u rent a room in a flat or get a family to scout wit during d week while u come home weekends..... I stand to be corrected not abused jus my personal opinion
Cos av worked in dat shoes and I knw it hurts sily...
in other news welcome to our developing ikorodu
Crime / Re: Self Claimed Nnpc Staff -- Fraudster Alert by chocodaviva(f): 8:25am On Feb 26, 2017
George22016:
him promise u marriage abi?

me ke i dey shine my eyes pass halogen light but he duped a friend of mine 520k ontop relationship nd marriage level....
d guy is a scum nd Dickhead
Crime / Self Claimed Nnpc Staff -- Fraudster Alert by chocodaviva(f): 11:46pm On Feb 25, 2017
This is to inform the general public that d person who bears the named Adebayo Olawale Elijah who resides in Osogbo/ ilorin whose pictures is attached below is a Fraudster parading himself to be NNPC staff duping innocent Nigerians of there hard earned money... his deception and fraud ranges from romance to NNPC Job, to Internet fraudulent activities
pls mods epp me push dis to front page so dat more than enough pple. can take note nd be careful when job hunting or loving up
pls note: I have more than enough evidence to back dis claims up....
#EFCC#
#NNPC#
#NPF#
#FSARS#
#GENERALPUBLIC#
PLEASE TAKE NOTE.....

Romance / Re: What Advise Will You Give To Someone That Is Currently Dating Your Ex. by chocodaviva(f): 7:15pm On Feb 23, 2017
handle him wit care..... love him without holding back

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Fashion / Re: Where Can I Rent Beautiful Wedding Dresses/gowns In Akure/ibadan? by chocodaviva(f): 11:32pm On Feb 20, 2017
call 8062304460
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Polytechnic, Ile-Oluji, Ondo Recruitment 2017 by chocodaviva(f): 2:04am On Feb 18, 2017
engrMikemd:

very recent, I was there today,

u have to take ur application there yourself

That's awesome thanks for d reply pls av got one or two questions to ask futher abt d advertised job can u gimme ur number please.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Polytechnic, Ile-Oluji, Ondo Recruitment 2017 by chocodaviva(f): 8:34pm On Feb 17, 2017
pls how recent is this news and method of application....... thanks

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Romance / Re: If You Are A Lady And You Can't Relate With These S*xual Problems; You Are Lucky by chocodaviva(f): 7:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
shuuuu

Politics / Re: Efcc Replies....on Tweeter by chocodaviva(f): 9:24pm On Feb 14, 2017
epic response

Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Visits Juvenile Prison, Abeokuta (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 8:19am On Dec 29, 2016
I wud av defined it but I dnt wanna define it and my Tisha say it's another thing I define let d poster below me epp me define it

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Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by chocodaviva(f): 6:33pm On Dec 28, 2016
Bar man please one bottle of orijin for dis lady plus ogufe one plate :-D







ghost mode finally deactivated m stalking u right to d end

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Pets / Re: Dogs Disappear From Ekiti Streets As Residents Turn To Dog Meat. by chocodaviva(f): 6:04pm On Dec 28, 2016
iyatrustee:
Junk journalism!

Dogs never finish for Akwa ibom and Cross River, na Ekiti wey majority no dey chop dog?


slayer of lies
Even for Ondo town dogs no finished or dey scarce for road mtsshewwwwwe

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