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Health / Re: Help! I Feel Pain N Bleed When Stooling by chocodaviva(f): 5:53pm On Sep 16, 2019
sometimes serious case of Ulcer can cause it. but run to the hospital instead of asking on the internet.... I wish u quickest recovery
Travel / Re: *** General Irish VISIT/TOURIST VISA Enquiries *** by chocodaviva(f): 12:12am On Nov 14, 2018
Good evening guys,
Please how do I get the Ireland questionnaire form to fill. Have already filled and submit the application form online and printed out my own copy to be submitted with other documents later this week but I don't know how to go about thie questionnaire.
Please someone help me out.
I have a copy drop ur email address let me forward to you
Travel / Re: *** General Irish VISIT/TOURIST VISA Enquiries *** by chocodaviva(f): 11:44am On Nov 07, 2018
Good afternoon my able bros
Have been reading this thread for days and Here I am
Thanks for the voluntary amazing advice
Here is my questions
1. A friend to my dad want to invite me over (Dublin)
He is a green card holder, a nurse and has a building over DeR he is giving me all documents I will need....is that kind of relationship acceptable?
2. he is planning to invite me over for Xmas but by calculation of 6/8weeks visa processing am not sure d Xmas visitation will fly? In my purpose of visit letter/introduction letter shud I jus state I want to go for holiday considering it will be January already?
3. I do event decorations and rentals, I teach and I have a shop in my account I have abt 500k,thou he promise to stand as my sponsor and advice my husband also drop his account details /letter of introduction and consent to sponsor me (to make 3statements of account) hubby have abt 4million in his account and a federal Agent thou
4. I have visited UK before but denied (5yrsago) when I wanted to renew reason (they r not convinced I will return after visit)
5. I have been refused in Canada too (4yrs ago) do I need to state all this refusal All refusal was when I was single
6 .am married no kids yet, I have a land in Lagos to my own name and another property to myself and my husband name......
Pls my Ogas advice me how to proceed or my chances of getting a visa because Am not planning to use any agent nor fake documents

Apologies for my Long epistle,
God bless as you
Crime / Re: JSS 3 Cult Leader In Lagos, 16 Others Arrested (Photo) by chocodaviva(f): 11:41pm On Sep 19, 2017
Send him to kirikiri

This is the result of bad influences

I wonder what he'll be up when he's out of secondary school

will this ur suggestion help him or it will worsen his life Et mentality towards cultism and crime?
Health / Re: Itching After Bathing - I Need Help... by chocodaviva(f): 11:17pm On Aug 12, 2017
Thank God for this post. have been having thereby same issue for the past 6months now wen I bath my body start itching me it has even given me scars on my skin because of vexation of itching, last week I spent 7k on series of test dey no see anything with drugs dey pack for me still just little changes. have read every comments here am glad have learnt some steps to take and see how it goes #I say no to sponge

DM me I got something that can cure it
if u wish thou
Health / Re: Itching After Bathing - I Need Help... by chocodaviva(f): 10:37pm On Aug 12, 2017
trust me OP what is happening to you is called narun in Yoruba
anything caffeine, garri, coffee, Lipton makes it so bad...
FBC or whatever it's ur choice
I can recommend or help u buy the Agumu its just 1500 that takes it all away for me within days.
in fact I just sent that same stuff to a friend in faraway Canada who used it from my supply when he came home den.
get in touch if u wanna try it.
Nairaland / General / Re: N-power Massive Recruitment 2017 | Npower.gov.ng [DEADLINE EXTENDED] by chocodaviva(f): 9:33am On Jul 17, 2017
pls I got the text for the assessment test on Friday Night. av logged in with my phone number and BVN it took me to d stage of start attempt question yet it's not opening. pls is the test suspended even if I got d text? or I should use a laptop or cyber cafe instead of smartphone. pls reply thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: N-power Massive Recruitment 2017 | Npower.gov.ng [DEADLINE EXTENDED] by chocodaviva(f): 9:28am On Jul 17, 2017
The N-Power job registration portal for unemployed graduate is now open. Registration is FREE! Follow the instructions below to apply for The Federal Government N-Power Programme 2017.
N-Power Massive Recruitment 2017 | npower.gov.ng [DEADLINE EXTENDED]

The Federal Government of Nigeria has designed the N-Power Programme to drastically reduce youth unemployment. Skills and knowledge are the driving forces of economic growth and social development. Despite the current high level of unemployment, harnessing Nigeria’s young demography through appropriate skill development efforts provides an opportunity to achieve inclusion and productivity within the country. Large-scale skill development is the main policy thrust of the N-Power Programme.

Applications are hereby invited for the following programs below:
N-Power Agro
N-Power Health
N-Power Teach
N-Power Voluntary Asset and Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDS)


N-Power Teach Volunteers will help improve basic education delivery in Nigeria. N-Power Teach Volunteers will be deployed as teacher assistants in primary schools around Nigeria. They will not replace the current teachers, but will work as support teachers across Nigeria, assisting with teaching, school management and other functions within the schools. Where possible, they will also assist in taking basic education to children in marginalised communities.

Do you have any skills related to computer programming, computer graphics design, computer generated images, animation, server administration, database management, networking, etc? Then, N-Power needs you.

Selection Preference
All post-tertiary graduates from all disciplines inclusive of OND and NCE qualifications.


Continue @ http://scholarmaris.blogspot.com.ng/2017/07/n-power-massive-recruitment-2017.html?m=1
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Wedding Ceremony Would You Prefer? by chocodaviva(f): 12:02am On Jul 15, 2017

I guess this wouldn't include your friends from church, office and social life.
they are not so important or needed there
all together 45people attended my wedding on a Thursday self.
lowkey Wedding is d best #personal opinion #


Celebrities / Re: Actress Ibinabo Fiberesima’s Son Graduates From The University Of Southampton  by chocodaviva(f): 9:20am On Jul 14, 2017
handsome dude. congratulations is d right word.
Business / Re: Lady Who Sells Banana And Travels By Air (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 7:57pm On Jul 12, 2017

do u also sell banana or is urs ananab?
there is this saying that when God is blessing pple around u, don't be envious cos it means God is in ur vicinity it might be ur turn soonest.
moral of d lesson I don't sell banana rather I have a boutique . so Baba God bless my hustle, let my success make noise for me
Business / Re: Lady Who Sells Banana And Travels By Air (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 7:39am On Jul 11, 2017
jah. bless her hustle and bless mine too there is dignity in hardwork

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Show Us Your Flooded Lekki Homes.... by chocodaviva(f): 7:36am On Jul 11, 2017
exactly. na only d good times dem won share jus to make pple envious of there good life.

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Romance / Re: The New Trend Of: "I'm A Virgin; No Sex Please" by chocodaviva(f): 8:20pm On Jul 06, 2017
I don't know why we guys always complain about irrelevant things like this.
Define your relationship from the beginning so you won't have problem later. It's that simple.

If you want sex then look for a lady that wants sex. There are millions of them out there.

abeg EPP me remind dem oh
if one fish no won allow u chop am shebi na to set trap for another.? very simple

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Duties! Ubi Franklin Bottle Feeds His Son In his Office (photos) by chocodaviva(f): 8:18pm On Jul 06, 2017
why pple dey share, write or celebrate men whilst performing der fatherly duties?
handsome young man thou.
so na my husband suppose feed his son abi ? $shift lemme rest#
Celebrities / Re: "Mercy Aigbe Just Using Her Domestic Violence Claim To Make Money"- Lanre Gentry by chocodaviva(f): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2017
I just dey pray say make dis man get better friends around else? suicidal thought ma take over.....
main while she Neva make money oh. wait until she produce a movie based on ur storyline with ur thunderous English.
or until she write a book like Anti toke Makinwa

Mr Gentry #violenceagainstwomeniswrong#
Miss Mercy #adulteryinmarriagetooisevil#
Romance / Re: Check Out Funny Photos Of What A Wife Did To Celebrat Her Husband's Birthday by chocodaviva(f): 7:26am On Jun 29, 2017
all I see here is. an appreciative husband . funny lovely couple. I can see love BTW dem. unlike all dis abusive he goat on d pawl
Family / Re: My Husband Broke Up With Me Because I'm Yet To Conceive. Losing My Mind.. Help! by chocodaviva(f): 7:16am On Jun 29, 2017
jus a year? #where is d love# # did he even swear d oath of " for better for worst" "in rich and in poor" he is an asshole

main while d distance BTW u and ur problem is not as far as d distance BTW ur kneel and d floor. # throw or roll ur problems unto Jehovah bcs he cares#
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Is 5 Months Pregnant by chocodaviva(f): 12:34am On Jun 28, 2017

my text reads "most girls" not most of you girls, Happy Married Life.

Thanks Jah bless sleep tight

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Poses With His Sahara Jeep Wrangler by chocodaviva(f): 10:36pm On Jun 27, 2017

Trust me it doesn't matter. If you've made it, you've made it. Forbes is just a list

EPP me reecho it into der ears fa
It's just a list
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Poses With His Sahara Jeep Wrangler by chocodaviva(f): 10:35pm On Jun 27, 2017
Congratulation bro. God, please do my own.
Amen to DAT
I love ur kinda heart
Soon ur success will make noise
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Poses With His Sahara Jeep Wrangler by chocodaviva(f): 10:33pm On Jun 27, 2017
I percieve Jealousy,Greed and Poverty Mentality... No go Make money Dey dia dey Percieve Nonsense....
Xhaii savage
Tiri gbosa for u

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Poses With His Sahara Jeep Wrangler by chocodaviva(f): 10:33pm On Jun 27, 2017
Wetin make we come do ? But congrats to him .

Ur comment and live animation made my day

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Is 5 Months Pregnant by chocodaviva(f): 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2017

LOL. Most of the girls who shade this babymamas would also open their legs for these celebrities.
HypHOEcrites everywhere.

Youngman am happily married.am not most girls Celebrity or yeyebrity I don't give a fucking fly.
Quote me again make thunder fire u
Crime / Re: Bvn Fraud Alert by chocodaviva(f): 8:02am On Jun 27, 2017
Since dey won't make a dime or be promoted or recognized by the IG like all d police DAT arrested Evans , they won't make a single effort. We r on our own in this country, thou it may be strange but der (some notable police men) r trying on der own
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable: Pastor Rapes 17- Year-old Girl (photos) by chocodaviva(f): 7:57am On Jun 27, 2017
This shud serve as a lesson to all d gullible parents who push der wards into the arms of wicked uncle, brothers, pastors, Alfa all in d name of prayer, holidays, and spiritual cleansing.
I jus pity the girl and d way her pride was taken at a very prime.
May God keep our kids Outta danger
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Is 5 Months Pregnant by chocodaviva(f): 7:50am On Jun 27, 2017
God will be looking at all d baby mamas like
"Na u dey do urslf cos u designed to be somebody wife , with dignity, reskect and valued"
Congratulations anyway

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Celebrities / Re: Sharon,Davido’s Elder Sister Gives Away Some Of Her Things by chocodaviva(f): 7:48am On Jun 27, 2017
What is all dis noise abt sowing seed? She has d means and strength biko.
Even the Bible says whatever ur right hand is doing the left hand shouldn't know.
She shud sow and keep kwayet biko....
Main while where is my Nokia phone jawe I need to call buhari , lolz
Romance / Re: Help! My Sister Is Always Snatching & Sleeping With My Boyfriends by chocodaviva(f): 10:22pm On Jun 04, 2017
[quote author=dingbang post=57198452]okay. Any other stupid thing you have to spew ? [/quote

U can refuse to comment instead of spilling bad words bro]

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Nairaland / General / Re: Efcc Twitter Handle by chocodaviva(f): 10:16pm On Jun 04, 2017
Epic brilliant translation
Celebrities / Re: Photos: 5-year-old Boy Whose Rendition Of Davido’s ‘IF’ Went Viral Now Goes by chocodaviva(f): 5:06pm On May 25, 2017
Jah bless u for dis life changing move towards d boy and d entire family

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Do We Have Any Female Nairalander In Ikorodu? by chocodaviva(f): 10:45pm On May 22, 2017
If u based in Ikorodu axis and wish to have hilarious, nice , truthful, business oriented fwend. Pls drop ur digit am gonna add u up......( I be lady oh )ladies preferably

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