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Celebrities / Re: Bolaji Amusan, Mr Latin's 50th Birthday Celebration (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 8:30pm On Oct 15, 2016
femi4:
Thick Madam
Wats is doing this one?
Who u epp?
Who u serve?
Who don baff?

Politics / Re: "Stop Misreporting Buhari In Germany" - German Reporter Tells Nigerian Media by chocodaviva(f): 8:00pm On Oct 15, 2016
Opinedecandid:
The people are a shame.
God punish ur English teacher # shaking my sexy ikebe into d other room#
Quote me and get Hepatitis k

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Celebrities / Re: Bolaji Amusan, Mr Latin's 50th Birthday Celebration (Photos) by chocodaviva(f): 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2016
In oda news am drooling over Mr Authentic combination
Dis Mr latin reminds me of my late brother (he imitates him as young boy in almost everything) a blessed comic actor....
Mainwhile who odunlade absence or presence here epp
Religion / Re: Part 3: Questionable Doctrine Of Jehovah's Witnesses by chocodaviva(f): 4:24pm On Oct 10, 2016
grin why wasting such a good research skill for blaspheming Jehovah's name ?
Return to Jehovah because his loyal love is for all
Am allegic to apostate #running # #either am living or dead i belong to jehovah#
Health / Re: How Do I End This Re-occurring Typhoid Fever? by chocodaviva(f): 8:12pm On Oct 07, 2016
forreelinc:
Perhaps u shd;
A) obviously keep a clean environment and a healthy lifestyle or
B) get a second opinion cos that may not be typhoid

Exactly repeated symptoms might indicate something else go for proper checkup outside d scope of wider test pls
Celebrities / Re: Another Olajumoke? Kelechi Amaobi Turns Pillow Seller To Model (photos) by chocodaviva(f): 8:08pm On Oct 07, 2016
Copy copy who? She is way beautiful Dan our over hyped bread seller self #black is beauty# not hating thou
Health / Re: Help!!! by chocodaviva(f): 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2016
Hnmmmmm swollen legs is associated wit a lot of very very very important parts of human body...
Am talking of kidney , liver issues
My best advice oh go and see a Qualified Doctor ASAP if if it's nt due to excessive salt? Pregnancy or untreated sore or wound......
Abeg be d first patient in d hosp tomorrow...... All dis online marketers r doing there work oh
Health is wealth
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls House Help I Need A Job by chocodaviva(f): 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2016
Life can be so unfair sha
God will send an helper soonest
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Photographer Share Daring Photos From Nude Male Shoot by chocodaviva(f): 3:21pm On Oct 06, 2016
Ginaz:
He looks like a prostitute grin

Any buyer here?
hahahaha
Prostitutes ke wats doing u nahhh :-P:-):-):-)B-)B-)B-) he looks unprofessional to me sha
Phones / Re: Please Which Is The Fastest And Cheapest Data To Do On Android by chocodaviva(f): 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2016
Depend on the best network in your area
For me Glo 1k for 3.2g
Ayam gloring with priding#in akindele voice#
Romance / Re: Should I Confront The Husband? by chocodaviva(f): 3:11pm On Oct 06, 2016
I dnt see there method of copulating any of ur problem oh my dear sis
She wears the shoes nd she knows where it hurts
Let her decide while u encourage her towards it or against it simplex ........
Her Home her Problems

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Family / Re: Why Are Nigerian Mother In-laws Too Mean Towards Their Daughter In-laws?. by chocodaviva(f): 3:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
My mother inlaw is d best
I can't even see any difference btw her and my mother
Blessed me

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Rape You And Go To Jail- Fan Tells RMD by chocodaviva(f): 6:44pm On Oct 03, 2016
Na wa oh
See obsession
Jail kwa ontop another person man?? Werin person no go ear again for dis life self .....mtshewwww
Ontop a 55yrs old man oh
Nairaland / General / Re: So Nice!!! BRT Driver Helps Woman Deliver Baby by chocodaviva(f): 8:13pm On Sep 30, 2016
Woah am impresseds
Nigeria BRT DRIVER FOR that matter
Lesson :- never underestimate pple
Romance / Re: Woman Calls Out Sidechic Who Introduced Anal Sex To Her Man by chocodaviva(f): 1:46pm On Sep 28, 2016
What a show of shame
Madam men r insatiable oh if u like open second branch on ur anus... A cheat is a cheat
So disgusting poking a shit hole.....
U r even trying to please such man.... Madam r u sure ur husband neva turn gay Maybe na u dey assume na olosho open anus for am??
Olosho be scattering home since 1800
Career / Re: It My Birthday Today!i Want To Suck Pussy,as Birthday Gift by chocodaviva(f): 5:57pm On Sep 26, 2016
that's how dem dey use der dry legs go find trouble virus diseases infection and sickness......
silent killers all around yet u dey find free kitty cat to suck.....

kneel down and receive sense
Health / Re: Doctor In The House Need You by chocodaviva(f): 10:35am On Sep 20, 2016
I will recommend clomid but see ur doctor for further help
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by chocodaviva(f): 11:09pm On Sep 17, 2016
Julietcutie:

my dear marriage is important yes! but that won't make me stoop so low and ask a man out... am a lady let d man do d proposal ...there is no need to grab any copy. grin
Stoop so low u say??
R u a Christian? Den u shud av read abt Ruth and Esther dey both made d move on d man ....
D only women wit books in d holy scripture

So many women av made d move and believe me u
Times r changing, person gats do Wat person gats do oh...........

I will continue to say if a man is responsible mature and worth d stress Biko give d body language if he no too smart to ear

U be woman nah u dnt av to practically ask him out #useurfeminiskilstomakehimtalk#

All man for himself thou :-P:-P:-P:-D:-D#happilymarried#
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by chocodaviva(f): 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
Julietcutie:
IMO I would say never... but a lot people say this is the 21st century and it's OK for a lady to do such but I can never do such

Lokz Juliet r u of marriageable age
R u engaged
R u ready to walk down d aisle??
Den my sister if u see a good man u bera put a ring on d damn fingers

Good guys r d hardest tin to find in this century...
Infact d economy recession dey make d bold ones amidst dem break off engagementsss

Grab ur copppy nowwwww
Travel / Re: Where Is The 1st And 2nd Mainland Bridge Located??? by chocodaviva(f): 9:24pm On Sep 17, 2016
Ojestas:
First is at iwo road, ibadan and the second is in Gbongan, Osun state.

So, the elders decided to take the third to Lagos.

Epic response
Completely hilarious:-P:-D:-D:-D:-):-):-P:-P
D elders must be drunk to av relocated d 3rd mainland bridge from ib to lag.....
Religion / Re: Again... Watchtower Dabbles Into Occultism, Using Occultism Symphony. by chocodaviva(f): 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2016
Apostates misleading pple since 180000idunno get ur facts right....

Jehovah's organization is one true religion...

Thanks to the faithful and discreet slave who gives us spiritual non occultic or misleading spiritual food at d proper time
#returntojehovah# #denddrwasnearer# #proudlyjehovahswitness#
Celebrities / Re: He Married Funke Akindele Because She Is Rich, I’m His Only True Love – JC Skill by chocodaviva(f): 11:16am On Sep 13, 2016
idupaul:

Something tells me you are also in the same situation
d same thing tells me u r just like dos playing baby dads all over place.......
quote me again make flood enter ur shoe.........#flysoff#
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A 20-Year-Old Girl To Marry? by chocodaviva(f): 11:00am On Sep 13, 2016
having gone thru ur post and reasonable responses I will add few points
1. Marriage itself is an institution is she ready for the physical social emotional and sexual demands from an experienced man?

2. Note not all that glitter is gold oh as per" he is very successful and from a good home" as women successfully conceal there true self during courtship so also can a man.... be very sure ur sis is not going into slavery

3. I would suggest too that if d said guy has waited for two yrs make he wait small nah let her gain d admission start school maybe she will see for herself if she can combine both nd be happy....... bcs I too me she is still a child ( not experienced, not exposed to d world reality, very young and naive)

4. make una join hands pray for her sha to make d right decision.... bcsall dis pastors no go tell her d truth BTW dem no dey see d wife beater, d men dat turn to regular cheater, der motive of coming to pick a naive young child for marriage na so so he good una go der ear

5. everybdy gat to run his or her race wat works for me might ruin u each person nd situation is unique.......stay blessed

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Celebrities / Re: He Married Funke Akindele Because She Is Rich, I’m His Only True Love – JC Skill by chocodaviva(f): 8:30pm On Sep 09, 2016
Well if dis speculations are true then I must say
" A fool at fourth is a fool forever"
"Once bitting twice shy"
"A mistake happens once d second time was a decision"

After all Wat shes been thru , if she decide to go for a woman wrapper
Baby daddy to different women?
Married somebody that broke off his relationship jus to be wit her?
Then I will categorically say "SHE IS A BORNFOOL"

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Phones / Re: The Fate Of Blackberry Phones (shakara Get Limit) by chocodaviva(f): 1:50pm On Sep 04, 2016
chimoskyg:


Base on dope rapper wey u bi grin

Yeske #grabs Mic #

If u want the BlackBerry comma take oh #drops Mic#
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Stunning Outfit To An Event by chocodaviva(f): 1:19am On Sep 04, 2016
Not hating
But d spot for her legs..........



Nice gown thou

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Phones / Re: The Fate Of Blackberry Phones (shakara Get Limit) by chocodaviva(f): 6:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
Shoutout to all d babes dat lost Der virginity cos of Curve 1......

Twuale to dos wey Alhaji Olowoigbo take do jazz cos of Bold 5..........

Android ti take over iyalaya BlackBerry# drops Mic#
Sports / Re: Checkout This Super Flexible Girl That Has Been Trending Online For A While by chocodaviva(f): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2016
But why displaying ur V.G too in d black skin socks #nice body thou ###
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde And Her Family In US (photo) by chocodaviva(f): 6:37am On Sep 02, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
u are not serious I tell u.




The best thing to do is to go outside & eat to avoid ulcer oh
.



Oh my days @ 11wraps for ikotun lmao
U be heavyweight champ
U just made my day
Good bless u
Jus can't stop laughing

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Family / Re: “My Wife Prays As If She’s Fighting With God– Fed Up Husband Laments. by chocodaviva(f): 10:34am On Aug 25, 2016
Eeyah Sowi abt d uncomfortable circumstances but be thankful u v got a praying wife ....... Reason wir her more on her volume .... Or she. Can pick days to pray so dat u will knw when to expect d noise ......

Madam I commend u but note if ur husband breaks down cos of lack of sleep or bad sleeping posture I will blame urslf afteeall d Bible says whenever u want to pray go into ur room. , bolt ur day nd pray to ur God in secret nd he will answer u..... Prayer is a request made to God from d heart nt a thing u say to disturb pples peace .....

Jehovah will hlp u wit more understanding to settle this issue amicably.....

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