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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Do We Have Any Female Nairalander In Ikorodu? by chocodaviva(f): 10:45pm On May 22, 2017
If u based in Ikorodu axis and wish to have hilarious, nice , truthful, business oriented fwend. Pls drop ur digit am gonna add u up......( I be lady oh )ladies preferably
Fashion / Re: . by chocodaviva(f): 10:14pm On May 21, 2017
SarahBonetta:
My bras can provide shelter for a 3rd world nation so please suggest a store where I can get really firm big size bras whose price won't cost me an arm, a leg and my one month salary.

Thanks.

Idumota
Yaba
Oshodi
Romance / Re: My Pre-Wedding Pictures... Jehovah's Witness Style. Lol. by chocodaviva(f): 7:53pm On May 12, 2017
Jehovah will always be wit u on d. Journey.
#praisejah# #jw.org# #werocklikethat#

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Romance / Re: The Day My Phobia Almost Resulted Into Cold Blooded Murder.... by chocodaviva(f): 8:42pm On May 08, 2017
grin omg Pele
Autos / Re: Lagos State Government Removes Vio From Lagos Roads by chocodaviva(f): 7:45pm On May 08, 2017
To God be d glory great things he art done
Dos TomTom looking thieves on Federal Roads
I dedicate dis FTC to my boo @Debbie337
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by chocodaviva(f): 5:57pm On May 08, 2017
debbie:
We are a medium size start up leasing com
pany looking for hardworking and friendly candidates to fill the below listed positions and thrive in a fast-paced start up environment.
Customer Relations Officer: Ref: CRO/007
This role would be suitable for a candidate with experience in customer service. As the customer service officer, you will:
• Respond to internal and external enquiries via email, phone and face-to-face interaction.
• Manages our relationship with content providers and engage in content creation.
• Manage customer order entries.
• Manage and update client accounts.
• Provide customers with quotes and product knowledge
• Update client database.
• Perform general administration tasks
• Support other departments
The successful candidate should also be:
• Warm and approachable
• Good in reading and writing skills
• Be experienced using MS office software
Vendor Relations Officer (VRO): Ref: VRO/008
Job description:
• The VRO Management acts as the primary point of contact and establishes the position as a resource between all departments and service providers.
• He/she must maintain a consistent Vendor Management Program that complies with corporate standards for such programs and applicable laws and regulation
• The VRO will be expected to improve processes and efficiencies through proactive and forward thinking approach to work.
• Manages all vendor relationships for all corporate departments; Build and maintain vendor relationship and serves as the primary contact on vendor-related issues.
• Develops and updates vendor-related policies and procedures that draw on industry ‘best practices' to ensure that vendor activities are handled efficiently and are responsive to business needs.
Marketing Executive: Ref: ME/009
This role would be suitable for a candidate with experience in marketing & Sales.
As a Marketing Executive you will:
• Collaborates with sales and marketing teams to effectively achieve organizational goals.
• Enters, updates and maintains daily sales activities and client/customer information into Sales database.
•Manages and updates interaction of Sales force
• Pitches clients and customers for the company
• Plan an effective sales targeting approach to the assigned sales territory
• Prospects and cold-calls on businesses and organizatio:
careerwithusng@gmail.com

Please what is d name of d company sir
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram, Garnish Their Jollof Rice With Snake Meat by chocodaviva(f): 3:35pm On May 06, 2017
[quote author=fearNORTH post=56263982]See 'food' ....... already throwing up.

Even my dogs feed on better foods than these guys fighting for a failed country .

Lai Mohammed was right after all on his opinion on Nigerian jollof rice. [/quot
Can ur well Fed dogs fight book haram?
Can ur dogs keep d country safe?
Appreciate dem instead of spilling shit
Dos guys feed on anything just to survive in d bush...while dey feed better when they get to der respective homes
God bless Our solders

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Crime / Re: UNBELIEVABLE!! Facebook User Prevents DAYLIGHT MASS RAPE In Ikoyi/Obalende by chocodaviva(f): 7:08am On May 05, 2017
God bless ur heart.
May evil not befall ur kids too
How many likes for dis man of great courage......

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do I Need To Celebrate Workers Day When I Don't Have A Job. by chocodaviva(f): 10:19am On May 01, 2017
God is so merciful he will definitely make way for u....
Mainwhile, while sitting idle can't u try and learn a skill? Plumbing , cake , hairmaking, barbing, tailoring, learn a trade, makeover, computer training, to mention a few pls, cos time lost can never be regained.
As for teaching jobs why not take up partime teaching jobs, advertise in ur church, neighborhood, Friends, fbk etc as home lesson teacher . it pays more Dan been a regular teacher I can categorically tell u DAT.
Add ur location and possibly phone number to dis write up , who knows ur EPP is on d day
God will bless our hustle

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Crime / Re: Wife Battered By Husband In Lagos After She Discovered He's Dating Another Lady by chocodaviva(f): 9:56pm On Apr 29, 2017
damilolammm:


Goan be causing fight upandan undecided
Ajekun Iya ni o je.
In senator dino melaye's voice #Ajekun Iya lo je#

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Health / Re: Men Pay Extra Money To Have Sex With Prostitutes In Abuja Without Condoms - FACA by chocodaviva(f): 9:52pm On Apr 29, 2017
NnamdiiKanu:

Wrong

The caption should be "Some men pay extra money to prostitutes to kill them"

Having sex without condom is the last thing i would do

After surviving what i went through, i will never have sex without condom again even if you point a gun to my head

I met this beautiful girl in New York in the summer of 2013, i smashed her the same day i met her, i came to find out that she's a nasty free giver, she hands out her wet wet to anybody in the east coast, everyone in New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois knows who she is

I had to go do a HIV test, it was the scariest moment of my life

I haven't had sex since 2013

Nobody is safe

Your girlfriend or wife can give you HIV, you know how these girls fucck around

The best thing is to go buy 12 jars of Vaseline, your hands can't get pregnant or give you disease
Chaii see finishing? Hands can't get preggo or diseaso?
I hail thee
Crime / Re: 41-year-old Man Rapes A Five-year- Old Girl In Croydon by chocodaviva(f): 12:36am On Apr 29, 2017
Croydon? Awon ti London
Seems been so corrupted and grossly immoral is der watchword in DAT neighborhood.......
Who am I to judge ?
Health / Re: 12 Healthy Spices You Should Include In Your Diet by chocodaviva(f): 12:33am On Apr 29, 2017
We ayaf ear
Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook User Give Glory To God For Not Being Killed By A Very Big Python (photo by chocodaviva(f): 12:32am On Apr 29, 2017
She get mind mbok.....
Bhyet warait a menite can dis size of python swallow a human being as big as her size... #jusasking#

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Romance / Re: Do You Sleep With Clothes On? by chocodaviva(f): 12:29am On Apr 29, 2017
HIScraziness:
Love sleeping unclad ehn! But have got a roommate, can't sleep unclad. So some one won't come and tear my.ass up. Dunno who's who angry


grin grin
So guy dey fear ass knacking like dis lolz
Give it a try in ur dream I heard it doesn't hurt
#jusjoking# prevention is d moda of all cure
Romance / Re: If She Can't Pay For Dinner, Then She's Not The One For You by chocodaviva(f): 9:03pm On Apr 26, 2017
[quote author=dimexy247 post=55918696]Hungry slay mama spotted grin

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Such a stupid talk
Romance / Re: If She Can't Pay For Dinner, Then She's Not The One For You by chocodaviva(f): 9:01pm On Apr 26, 2017
adelacuna:

lol, am sure if it's about home keeping and cooking you will a different song
Lolz sure cos women support d home more Dan
outing Nd shayo tins

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Romance / Re: If She Can't Pay For Dinner, Then She's Not The One For You by chocodaviva(f): 8:54pm On Apr 26, 2017
Emac34:
this is Africa, there will never be gander equality
God will bless u
We r Africans
Romance / Re: If She Can't Pay For Dinner, Then She's Not The One For You by chocodaviva(f): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2017
dingbang:
are u dis cheap?
Without menacing words u don't deserve my time or reply.........
And of course am not close to cheap
Dis is Africa stop fooling urslf
Romance / Re: If She Can't Pay For Dinner, Then She's Not The One For You by chocodaviva(f): 9:48pm On Apr 25, 2017
If u can't pay d bills , stay away from women honourably , dis.is Africa a man pay d bills

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is 25k Teaching Job Good For A Graduate? by chocodaviva(f): 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2017
1... It adds to your experience on d C.V cos no serious company will wanna employe smbdy idle for many years.
2. While teaching u can do home lessons+ break period lessons for ur pupils to add to ur income.
3. After a while on d job u can start doing part time teaching in as many schools as u can handle. After d month ur salary will smile at u a little bit....
God will EPP us in dis country. Swallow ur pride and vomit cool money at d end of d month.......

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Romance / Re: k by chocodaviva(f): 6:04pm On Apr 14, 2017
God pls send helper to dis OP
If only I leave close enough to dat side
God will keep u safe till u get somewhere to live
Remember to drop ur phone number in case anyone wanna ep u
Celebrities / Re: Excited Lady Pictured With Efe, Tboss, Kemen, Bisola, Other BBNaija ExHousemates by chocodaviva(f): 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2017
Pointblank09:
I see the "Middle Belt" of Kemen. 30 degrees above sea level
Omg u be geologist grin

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Properties / Re: Where Is The Safest Place In Nigeria To Have Landed Properties? by chocodaviva(f): 2:50pm On Apr 13, 2017
trippleKAY:
lol yahoo man, I was in ado for a wedding two weeks ago, come and see guys in reception with their phone, even groom sef dey update.....
I just bring out my phone too enter nairaland just to feel among lol
Lobatan if u can't beat dem kuku queue up and join dem
Properties / Re: Where Is The Safest Place In Nigeria To Have Landed Properties? by chocodaviva(f): 3:58pm On Apr 12, 2017
trippleKAY:
ekiti state, head qtr of d yahoo boys, I cut cap for those guys aha
Lolz its a complement
Even my gomina na yahoo man
So wat do u expect before lolz
Religion / Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prefer Secular Music To Gospel Music? by chocodaviva(f): 8:03pm On Apr 09, 2017
joe4real12:

They are Christians, they preach more than any other church that I wonder how their work is financed.
It is financed by donations from people like u and I all over d world

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Religion / Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prefer Secular Music To Gospel Music? by chocodaviva(f): 8:02pm On Apr 09, 2017
[quote author=joe4real12 post=55413857]
They are Christians, they preach more than any other church that I wonder how their work is financed.[/quote
Its financed by donations from people all over d world...

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Properties / Re: Where Is The Safest Place In Nigeria To Have Landed Properties? by chocodaviva(f): 8:44am On Apr 09, 2017
goldedprince:

you are right about your points though. but i think there are still some areas that are tagged "secured"
Banana island
Lekki
Ajao estate
Magodo
Ikoyi
V.I
Osbourne
Ikeja GRA
And of course my beloved state Ekiti state lolz

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Religion / Re: What Is The Different Between A Pastor,bishop,apostle And Reverend? by chocodaviva(f): 10:37pm On Apr 08, 2017
The bible condemns such titles ......
Nobody is our leader except Christ......
Afterall we r all brothers.....
Properties / Re: Where Is The Safest Place In Nigeria To Have Landed Properties? by chocodaviva(f): 10:33pm On Apr 08, 2017
In my candid opinion nowhere on earth is safe....
Cos even if d street, estate, community or states is peaceful.......
What about ur family, friends and friends friend? ............
Most times kidnapping, robbery Nd assassinations happens itch free cos it was an insider's job or information.........
I stand to corrected not abused......
Gudnyte

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