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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji, Tonto Dikeh, Genevieve Nnaji & Yvonne Nelson Goes Bald by chocolateme(f):
They are human beings not robots, my scale of preference starting from the prettiest on bald head..
1: Tonto
2: Yvonne
3: Linda
4: Genny

Genny's own is very ok but she looks SICK and tired but others looks trendy, classy and fashionable with the looks.


FTC
Chocolate cream
PoliticsRe: Dabiri-erewa, Ezekwesili Listed Among World’s Top 250 Most Influential Women by chocolateme(f): 8:48am On Nov 15, 2015
Hope it can help stop Boko Haram in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Don't Blame Muslims For Paris Attacks-heartfelt Letter Goes Viral by chocolateme(f): 8:45am On Nov 15, 2015
theimmortals:
I guess you reason with ur P*ssy don't you come across this "they
were extremists using religion as vindication for their
cowardice."
then instead of mouthing insults and feeling suicidal here in my land over my opinion, then save your energy and do the following..
1: you should mobilize the youths and people of the same ideology with you and start raising campaign and standards against the extremists using Muslim to perpetuate their evils.
2: you can do that through calling out through social media, carrying the Allah original messages to the brainwashed illiterates over the north so they can understand the true religion of Muslim.
Urge the Muslim clerics that has been in hiding since 1803 for fear of their lives to come out fearlessly and preach against the false religion.
Dear.. It is so unfortunate that 96% of terrorism crimes committed all over the world has never escaped the mention of the Muslim religion. So what do u do about it? Cursing, swearing and antagonizing people that are saying it when it is obvious that even the perpetrators are admitting directly that it is the work of Muslim commanded by their Allah. How many people will you insult or call names on nairaland here to feel good?
So stop cursing and get to work. By the way, Tnx for your insult, happy Sunday Nairalander.
PoliticsRe: Don't Blame Muslims For Paris Attacks-heartfelt Letter Goes Viral by chocolateme(f): 8:19pm On Nov 14, 2015
Eziokwu??
Why are you quickly running to defend Muslims? Isn't it so obvious that the technique and manner for the killings is the Muslim signature? But anyway, time shall tell
RomanceRe: Help Me! My Boyfriend Is A School Drop Out. by chocolateme(f):
Hmm..
1: it took you two years to find out the honest truth about his educational background.
2: you agreed to date and had been dating him since two years irrespective of the fact that his means of livelihood has nothing to do with his certificate (self employed).
3: having analyzed his being a school drop out and still makes you comfortable and not found wanting in any ramifications except that he LIED to you about his educational background.
4: your INSTICTS had been telling you that he has been hiding something from you for TWO YEARShuh
5: is it actually the LIE that is confusing you now?? (Be honest) since you stated that he is the perfect guy.
6: are you saying the TRUTH about him planning for marriage of 2017 now? Though it's a good thing because it shows that without certificate, he can keep his home.
7: have you not ever seem a comfortable guy without certificate being in a relationship? Not even referring to the world big shots without education.
8: how old are you? (Judging from your manner of speech) also to ascertain if time is not on your side for marriage because of the next two years of marriage plan.
9: are you tired of the relationship and looking for an excuse to call it off since he has been so good to you and there is no other reason for you quit?
10: my opinion and advice since you asked.. Please break that relationship ASAP and go your way into searching for guys with certificates and that are saint Michael so that the guy can be able to find a suitable person to enable him longer than his days on earth.
I don't support him for lying to you but lies can be forgiven since lies can be told. But it's obvious that his lies are not your problem but his educational status. Sorry for my sounding so stern but thats how I feel about your thread.
CrimeRe: Photo: Suspected Child Traffickers Arrested By SARS by chocolateme(f): 3:31pm On Nov 14, 2015
The woman on green pants be like "how do I get out of this one now since SARS is the one involved not police.."
TravelRe: Please Come In And Give Me Your Opinion by chocolateme(f):
Nnaa leave it oo. These days, in the quest to catch and nail drug traffickers, they would dismantle, uncouple, scatter and rejuvenate the PC.
But u should not try it dear. Its even better to place the money on the carton of the PC. Place a brown paper with the recipient's name and number boldly written on the paper with a marker. Then use transparent Sellotape to run it round across the paper and the carton bt avoid taping the opening part of the package as the can easily open it and check. Just the final recipient will collect the package, tear out the tape across the the written note and the money falls out. Have worked for me only that it's a on a cargo of shoes.
BusinessRe: TSA Transfers: Central Bank Recovers N8.6bn From Owner Of Remita, Systemspecs by chocolateme(f): 2:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
Still on corruption saga
Jokes EtcRe: Is D Recipient Really A Bastard??? by chocolateme(f): 2:00pm On Nov 14, 2015
Hmm.. No the recipient is a crow.
PoliticsRe: IPOB and Asari Dokubo's Promise by chocolateme(f): 1:55pm On Nov 14, 2015
Don't know, who knows
CrimeRe: FRSC Officer Allegedly Killed Final Year Student Over N100 Bribe by chocolateme(f): 1:53pm On Nov 14, 2015
They never learn
CrimeRe: Man Brutally Killed At Alaba Market by chocolateme(f): 1:48pm On Nov 14, 2015
Rip..
I observed that towards the end every year, weird kinds of that deaths starts taking place all over the country.
May the eyes of the evil one not locate us.
PoliticsRe: Release Nnamdi Kanu Within 7 Days Or We Shut Down Oil Production by chocolateme(f): 10:23am On Nov 14, 2015
Do you think that this is story for the gods?
PoliticsRe: Defence Minister Re-opens Old Wounds, Chides Minimah Over Buhari's Certificate by chocolateme(f): 8:26am On Nov 14, 2015
Ike agwula Ike meaning "yansh don tire" our politicians don tire
CrimeRe: Benue: Probe Panel Uncovers Diversion Of N18.7bn Teachers’ Salaries by chocolateme(f): 3:59am On Nov 14, 2015
Corruption has not stopped yet
PoliticsRe: Siege To Dasuki’s Home An Act Of Lawlessness – Court by chocolateme(f): 3:54am On Nov 14, 2015
Hmm.. But what's wrong with our Nigerian hospitals?
FashionRe: Make Your Teeth Perfectly White Within 5days Using Teeth Whitening Pen by chocolateme(f): 3:54am On Nov 14, 2015
Op please show me your teeth.
RomanceRe: Please Help!! My House Girl Is Tempting Me Oo by chocolateme(f): 3:37am On Nov 14, 2015
That's how they deliberately invite trouble and problems to their marriages, if she is an obedient wife, she would for once reason with her husband. Tomorrow when the deed has been done, she will start cursing her husband and disturbing us here on nairaland with complains.
Don't even know what a grown up woman wants with a fully grown up lady as her house help.
Psychologically, I have observed that men does not lust after or desire for what they ALREADY HAVE. Adventurers.
Oga, since you have controlled yourself till now, maybe u should indirectly make your wife to think you are having some interest in that lady, then she will so the needful ASAP.
CrimeRe: Horror! Female Student Stabbed To Death By Jealous Boyfriend by chocolateme(f): 8:20am On Nov 13, 2015
Hmm
HealthDo You Know Any Child With Heart Condition? Caption! by chocolateme(op): 10:54pm On Nov 12, 2015
I got this message on Facebook from a friend and called to confirm.. He said it's true. People let's help save a soul by spreading this information.

PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Attacks Lucky Igbinedion And His Father, Said They Ought To Be In Pris by chocolateme(f): 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ok
SportsRe: Is Michael Emenalo About To Lose His Job At Chelsea by chocolateme(f): 10:34pm On Nov 12, 2015
Chelsea.. Ike agwula ike
PoliticsRe: An Epic Picture That Draws The Line On Human's Inhmanity To Human. by chocolateme(f): 10:33pm On Nov 12, 2015
Yes been on NL severally
RomanceRe: Why Don't Ladies Blow And Tell by chocolateme(f): 10:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
misspicy:
translation please
it means that op needs to...

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Youths Were Brainwashed To Vote APC – Former Minister by chocolateme(f): 10:10pm On Nov 12, 2015
True
RomanceRe: Why Don't Ladies Blow And Tell by chocolateme(f): 10:07pm On Nov 12, 2015
Kedu udiri akuko bu nkaa?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Swears In New Permanent Secretaries by chocolateme(f):
FTC
Chocolate cream
PoliticsRe: I Had A Dream by chocolateme(f): 10:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
You mean you and your umunna?
PoliticsRe: Help! I Need A Brake From NL??? by chocolateme(f): 9:43pm On Nov 12, 2015
Hehehehehe.. Get a nylon bag, type "STOP 2 NAIRALAND" on your phone then drop the phone inside the nylon bag. Use Sellotape to wrap and seal it, then drop it inside a 99 degree centigrade of boiling water. Boil for 17 minutes, bring out the phone and check your message and you will see " FREE FROM NAIRALAND BONDAGE" thank me later.

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