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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Ex-president Obasanjo Escape Death by chocolateme(f): 10:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm.. That man na DIE HARD
PoliticsRe: See How Nigerians In London Struggle 2 Take Selfie With Osinbajo & El-Rufai(Pics by chocolateme(f): 10:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hangers
CelebritiesRe: Miss Anambra Wins The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2015 by chocolateme(f): 10:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nice
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Women Do During Sex by chocolateme(f): 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2015
drss:
recipienthuh Which one be recipient, i no understand? grin
lol.. My brother that is the message from the gods, who am I to interpret it..
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Women Do During Sex by chocolateme(f): 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2015
Seculent:
From experience.
the gods are wise
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Women Do During Sex by chocolateme(f): 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
Obascoetubi:
urs is wide?
ask google..
PoliticsRe: Rivers, Akwa-ibom Tribunal Judgments Cannot Stand - PDP by chocolateme(f): 6:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Women Do During Sex by chocolateme(f): 6:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lol..
But that number 3 about "is it in" cannot only be judged by your two points, another point you left out is that it's not because you the guy is so small or not doing your job well but because probably, her RECIPIENT is too wide for your letter.. Someone should antagonize me.. It's a two way thing.
PoliticsRe: It’s Time To Let Biafrans Go; They Are Eligible As A Country – Fani Kayode by chocolateme(f): 2:05pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm.. Nice write up
RomanceRe: Me And She Who Is The Badest (sexualy) by chocolateme(f): 2:05pm On Oct 24, 2015
Two of u
PoliticsRe: How The Court Presided Over Wike Case by chocolateme(f): 1:58pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm..
FamilyRe: Russian Wife Beats, Smother And Humiliates Husband In Park by chocolateme(f): 12:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Slams Fan, Calls Out His Father LMAO!!! by chocolateme(f): 9:40am On Oct 24, 2015
Lol
RomanceRe: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by chocolateme(f): 9:40am On Oct 24, 2015
175:
Hahahahah!
.
.
.


Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
lwkmd.. You just made my day dear. Funny u
PoliticsRe: "APC Senators Betrayed Us By Screening Amaechi"..PDP Caucus by chocolateme(f): 9:32am On Oct 24, 2015
Politics is synonymous with betrayal.
Jokes EtcRe: When Aunty Amebo Decides To Put Mouth by chocolateme(f): 9:30am On Oct 24, 2015
grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Has Fresh Plans To Stop Amaechi’s Ministerial Confirmation by chocolateme(f): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2015
Me sef don tire for them
CelebritiesRe: Bill Gates Overthrown As The Richest Man, See Who by chocolateme(f): 9:46pm On Oct 23, 2015
Cool
RomanceRe: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by chocolateme(f): 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2015
jamex93:
hahahahaha


wat if u r d lady, wat will b ur reactions
i will reply " her behind me ur som of of hades for my eyed shall not nehold evil, I am not of this world and I shall resist the devil and he shall flee from me
PoliticsRe: Amnesty: We Are Not Owing Ex-militants, Says FG by chocolateme(f): 9:13pm On Oct 23, 2015
These days I don't understand these militants and boko haram
RomanceRe: How Do You Woo A Church Girl? by chocolateme(f):
Babe the bible said that i should knock on your door and it shall be opened, that I should seek u and I shall find u, that I should call on u and u will answer so babe give me ur number to call u.
If she declines, tell her that the kingdom suffereth violence and only the violence take yh it by force. Lift her up, carry her and run.
CrimeUPDATE: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her.. by chocolateme(op): 4:48pm On Oct 23, 2015
For those of us that followed my thread the last time about my friend being scammed off 70k and given a fake iPhone. I withheld some information due to publicity and security reasons.
There was actually an accomplice to the guy that was paid the 70k. He approached her on that same day of the incident telling her that assuming she agreed to buy from him that day, that she wouldn't have had that issue. He told her that she knows the main guy but she would have to pay him to lead her to him and she agreed though she informed the security agent helping her in the case.
We were asked to make police report at the station there at the computer village, we did that but meanwhile she had been in contact with the fat f*ol and he told her to come to Benin for the change of the phone. She obliged knowing he was indirectly asking her out of Lagos environment.
Well to cut a long story short, the second guy approached the security last week to give him some money to look away and stop coming around there to look for that guy but the security guy arrested him there on spot, then one thing led to another and he took the policemen to the local bar where the guy was drinking and he was arrested.
In custody, he confessed to giving 10k to the original iPhone he showed my friend and he also settled this second guy that implicated him with 5k with other little little settlements to others involved.
Yes.. So far his family members has brought more than half of the money and a date has been set for the day of the final payment.
He got served and I thank God for that.
PoliticsRe: APC Not Involved In Saraki’s Trial – House Leader by chocolateme(f): 10:41pm On Oct 22, 2015
Really?
Jokes EtcRe: When U Went To a Ceremony of a butcher that owned u money, U Be Like..... by chocolateme(f): 11:29am On Oct 22, 2015
Lol
PoliticsRe: "Buhari's Ministerial List Made Up People He Wants To Compensate"-agbakoba by chocolateme(f): 11:29am On Oct 22, 2015
Looks like it
PoliticsRe: See Ameachi World Class Works by chocolateme(f): 11:17am On Oct 22, 2015
Abi?
PoliticsRe: Police parades 5 In Court Over Nyanya And Kuje Bombings by chocolateme(f): 11:17am On Oct 22, 2015
Good
CelebritiesRe: Beyoncé Flawless, Models For BEAT(PHOTOS) by chocolateme(f): 11:16am On Oct 22, 2015
Supercool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Oilfield To Miss December Production Target by chocolateme(f): 11:15am On Oct 22, 2015
Alright
CelebritiesRe: Hehehehe See What Afrocandy Posted Online After She Masturbrated by chocolateme(f): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2015
undecided
PoliticsRe: Imf/world Bank To Nigeria, Others: Adopt Country-specific Measures To Address Ai by chocolateme(f): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2015
Ok

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