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CrimeRe: Two Thieves Caught In The Act by chocolateme(f): 1:24am On Sep 17, 2015
That one that has once served a jail time is suffering from strongholds from his village.
CrimeRe: Pastor Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Ondo by chocolateme(f): 1:04am On Sep 17, 2015
permsec:
The rate at which you make FTC lately eh, ladyf and introvert will poison you soon. gringringrin
hahahaha.. I love what you just said kiss
CrimeRe: OMG: Muslim Immigrants Smash & Urinate On Virgin Mary Statue In Italy by chocolateme(f): 12:37am On Sep 17, 2015
I don't understand why Muslims cannot stay PUT on their Islam, why are they always infuriated by Christians? It's not like Christians disturbs or minds them yet they feel so angry with them.
They should mind themselves and their religion, again why are they forcing people into their belief?
Anyway, they can't get to the almighty God, they can only destroy status and symbols.
Every country in the world that there is religious crises or unrest, it must be Muslims that are the antagonists whether they are true islams or not but y them?
RomanceRe: What Is Ur Addiction? by chocolateme(f):
I am addicted to greetings.. May greet one person more than 6 times in the same morning period.
Again addicted to saying "sorry" on impulse, someone may step on my toe and I startle and end up saying sorry to that person before that person apologizes. That's my worst addiction.
CelebritiesRe: Billonairebaby: Davido Shares Adorable Photo Of His Daughter by chocolateme(f): 12:15am On Sep 17, 2015
Where is the pix of the damsel?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Makes ‘6th’ Public Appearance After May 29 (photos) by chocolateme(f): 12:00am On Sep 17, 2015
My man!! I love his comportment, self discipline, aura and air of maturity unlike some 102 years old Chameleon that is combing from one Aso rock toilet to the bathroom gallery abandoning his farms all in the name of staying in the corridors of power.
I don't know why Buhari has not appointed him as the minister for DIEHARD.
PropertiesRe: My Husband Is A Sex-machine. HELP! by chocolateme(f): 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
It is from his village
PoliticsRe: Reveal Your Plans To Nigerians Not Foreigners, Odinkalu Tells Buhari Channels Te by chocolateme(f): 11:15pm On Sep 16, 2015
The man is making sense somehow shaa, Nigerians should not be left out in some informations.
Even most of these foreigners only pretend to support us but behind our back, they are serious menace to our country
CelebritiesRe: Photo : Timi Dakolo And Waje Act As Imbeciles In New Movie by chocolateme(f): 11:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
It's not easy to be a FOOL in disguise
CelebritiesRe: Drake And Serena Williams Cuddled Up In An Elevator - See Photo by chocolateme(f): 11:09pm On Sep 16, 2015
Cool
CrimeRe: Son Of The V-C Of Uniport Has Been Released by chocolateme(f): 11:07pm On Sep 16, 2015
Good news
RomanceRe: Photos: Angry Lion Gives Another Lion Serious Beating After He Tried To Interrup by chocolateme(f): 11:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
The pix is your imagination
CrimeRe: Pastor Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Ondo by chocolateme(f): 9:59pm On Sep 16, 2015
adedayourt:
u no dey waste time at all
lol
CrimeRe: Pastor Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Ondo by chocolateme(f):
What is really wrong with some men these days, has their manhood gone so astray that they have lost sense of judgement as to what us wrong and what is abominable?
That man shall never be able to wear trousers or boxers in his miserable life as his manhood shall increase to the if a 20 feet python.


FTC
Chocolate cream
FamilyRe: Alligator Killed Inside Our Compound This Evening by chocolateme(f): 9:44pm On Sep 16, 2015
It's a harmless pet specie. You should not have killed it, not every animal you see should be killed.
You are used to thinking that only teddy beats should be kept as pets.
I am not happy at all.
CelebritiesRe: Werk! Nigerian Caitlyn Jenner, Derenle Edun Shares Topless Pictures Of Himself by chocolateme(f): 9:17pm On Sep 16, 2015
Jokes apart, the guy is really cute should he be a woman, hahahahaha, I couldn't help laughing when I first saw that pix.
He is bold and fierce #denreleAgainstTheWorld#
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Says He Is Now A Big Man, He Smokes Cigars by chocolateme(f): 8:57pm On Sep 16, 2015
Yes he is wizKID a bigMAN
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Female Soldiers As They Pose And Breastfeed Their Babies by chocolateme(f): 8:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
Make them no forget say na babies dem carry Incase enemies show immediately.
Incase they think say na AKs. U know oyibo and their weird attitudes.
Very sweet picture.
PoliticsRe: CCTV Reveals Face Of Man Behind Car Theft At Lekki Palms Mall [PHOTOS] by chocolateme(f): 1:52pm On Sep 16, 2015
Look at his rugged non smiling face.. Someone's boyfriend or husband.
"Neighbors come ooo and thank God with me, my husband /fiancé just acquired a new Golf ooo"
Other shopping plazas should be on alert. If you are this guy on this photo and you are a Nairaland member and reading this, better go and hand yourself over to police or go and abandon the car somewhere it cN be seen. You are hurting someone.
Tell your wife/babe that the car is LOST.
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj Warns Serena Williams: Drake Only Wants You Because He Can’t Have Me by chocolateme(f):
Drake man, swimming in the ocean of beauties.
Nicki no let Serena use ur butt throw BBall.
RomanceRe: Confession: I Gave Birth, But My Sister Does Not Know That My Child Is Also Her by chocolateme(f): 12:42pm On Sep 16, 2015
Since it's an unfinished story that led into the bottomless pit of a blog, I assume that you ended up sleeping with her boyfriend /fiancé and got pregnant for them and gave birth right?
I assure you that you should open up if you don't want an endless show of shame,confusion, betrays, nemesis bad curses your act may result in future.
Tell them ok?
That's only my assumption of where the gist is going because for me to click that link means La faint.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari: Furiously Changing Change! ! ! by chocolateme(f): 12:37pm On Sep 16, 2015
Hmm..
Are you crushing on LadyF?
PoliticsRe: FG Borrows N882bn To Finance 2015 Budget by chocolateme(f): 12:28pm On Sep 16, 2015
Borrow?
Why is it always difficult to see and feel the physical evidences of the usage and outcome of the these borrowed funds? At latest our roads should be depicting the physical evidence leaving others aside.
Wish political news can stop flowing in here .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Urgent Help: My Small Gen Is 'drinking' Too Much Fuel! by chocolateme(f): 12:22pm On Sep 16, 2015
Hmm. Have you contacted generator experts?
Small things have a way of wanting big things. That money summed in a month can get you a mini solar energy plate. Or in a month plus with patience buy you a very big generator set.
CelebritiesRe: Cute Couple: NNPC New Boss, Ibe Kachikwu, Steps Out In Style With Second Wife by chocolateme(f): 12:16pm On Sep 16, 2015
Cute couple. Strong man-young man-second wife-ELIZABETH.
CelebritiesRe: Woman Sets Her Cheating Boyfriend's Manhood On Fire (photos) by chocolateme(f): 12:10pm On Sep 16, 2015
All these ROASTING, GRILLING, FRYING and BAKING of manhood these days eh!! Are women becoming cannibalistic in nature? Let's leave carnivore out of it for now.
Oga sorry oo just that some women don't like SHARING.
CrimeRe: How My Neighbour's Daughter Was Scammed. by chocolateme(f):
I am beginning to remember one day a man accosted me in a foodstuff market and told me that he couldn't resist telling me what God flashed in his eyes to tell me that instant, that I am a STAR to my family and generation but he sees an old woman from my bloodline applying mud on that star and I could have a prayer session with him to stop it from happening.
I replied him saying "Thanks sir for the prophecy but a star can never be hidden no matter what you use to hide it, it continues shining and that I will also shine in the life of that old woman" the man insisted that something bad may happen if I don't take his number and come for prayers. I became enraged and cursed him saying " May millions of Afghan fleas infest your body and may your hand grow too short to scratch them"
She is not willfully strong that's why they got to her. It is well with us.
CelebritiesRe: When a Guy Body Build Sotey His Chest Grow Boobs (pics) by chocolateme(f): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2015
LUCKY is that guy's wife, she doesn't need to be breast feeding their babies alone.
Though she will also be insecured of gays locating her husband (clash of the titans )
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Buying pigs by chocolateme(f): 11:41am On Sep 16, 2015
Hmm.. Marry her off, she may be frustrating that's all. Age or not, you are matured right?

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