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For those of us that has been complaining all the time about being banned, excommunicated, blocked with other numerous complaints..
For our newest members who doesn't seem to understand how this forum works..
For those that feels they can post anything they like, fight, insult, degrade others here..
For those blocked over some topics they posted..
And so many others..

Here it is..
So many people join this forum without knowing that rules and regulations guides it especially the newbies. Here is our updated rules and regulations, read well and understand the reasons for your issues with Nairaland Moderators, then abide by the rules and it shall be well with you.


Please Observe The Following Rules: (skip)
1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.
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3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).
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14. Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.
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18. Don't spam the forum by advertising in the wrong places or posting the same content many times.
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21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
22. Don't ask Nairaland members gor contact details (emails, phones, bbpin) or investments.

Lalasticlala, seun...

He needs to clear his eyes to be able to detect those with money in their pockets

STPEACE10:
Can Neco result come out before November 30th been the admission deadline??

check on their website.

Yes buy her the form and start the process while waiting for the NECO

Ok

dimexy247:
Don't tell me you're correcting someone, remember you're still a learner. choco olodo. keep it coming pls, loving this already and don't forget to insert that common phrase

have you finished googling and searching for aragbagboukwagi? If not for anything, your search and curiosity has said it all. Just one little dribbling and you fell so deep and face down into it.Tk my little one. Mommy is calling u to go take your night shower and breastfeed. Bye.

dimexy247:
Chai, yes yes yes yes!!!!! That one pain am, Chai, but I be baddo sha. Don't be angry I got a nice job while you're just hating here. Let me tell you more, I graduated as an Industrial Chemist from........no you have to say something sensible to make me tell you much more...... e pain you. choco olodo. Oponu oloriburuku Omo

ladyg here said i should tell u that common sense is not common. That you are also following her sister up and down her on Nairaland. That you dont know wherebyou belong. Lol. That u started by quoting her. Check who u labelled' Prostitute. (To use it in a mild way)" in one of your posts and she showed you her husband and kids. Anyway now i understand why u quoted me when it was obvious that thousands of members saw the post and overlooked it. Na wao .. go check 'aragbagbuokwagi' moniker.

dimexy247:
I was looking for that common phrase, say it now or else.............

i did not ask you where you work, stop displaying your immaturity. Who u epp? Whether na witch FM 907.4 or toilet 101, nairalbders no ask of your profession or wetin dey give u akpu. Eche m na uche gi di n'ife a na aru.

dimexy247:
Don't tell me you're correcting someone, remember you're still a learner. choco olodo. keep it coming pls, loving this already and don't forget to insert that common phrase

wetin i use pass u for exam be say you you talk too much for a man. Plus you get plenty abusive words like Iponri market women and motor park miscreants. E pain you? Reply

Onye ije

Interesting

Really?

O di egwu..
God please protect your children from violence..
I am waiting to get the full story..
Hmm.. These Nairalanders no get chill at all, the poster below me wrote 'Waste' instead of 'West' and they just dey 'like' am without correction. West my brother..



FTC
CHOCOLATE Coloured Skin

Well done bubu.



FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Some "saints" will come here to display their insensitivity by calling her names and judging her even after seeing and reading these three words. "ACT", "ROLES" and "MOVIES " and even when they don't know anything about her personal life.

Thats because you were all shildren. "ss three"

dimexy247:
I have been rejected thrice. My blog is SundyLinks

why wont you be rejected eh? Coconut head

Good but don't talk about electric shock here please.

It happened severally to my neighboring street here in Lagos, and as a result of that people have decided to stop going out to check on the reasons why their generator sets suddenly goes off even when its in perfect condition.

Hoodlums!! They are the reason why.. they developed habits of going to switch off people's generator set while waiting for the unsuspecting victim to come out in order to find out why it went off, then they will come out from where they are lurking in the dark cornere and lead the victim back into his or her house and then rob the person.
In most cases, they switch of the fuel tanks, remove the plug or other things that will make one to come out and stay for some time trying to figure out what the problem is.

This has happened more than 14 times at the same street, now people has devised plans too. They refuse to go outside whenever their gen sets geos off no matter what the reasons are, whether of natural causes or not. "Let the gen stay there whether na fuel finish or wire shifted, let it stay there tll the following morning " so said one the ladies i met that lives in that street.

We should not neglect even the little things that seems like it doesn't matter for security purposes. They all matter. May God guard and protect us.

dimexy247:
seems you just learned this word, werey somebody. E dey sweet me as u dey write am, oya, write another one. waiting............

e pain u

Interesting.. that lifting up on the first picture come look like say dem dey fight.. issorite. Well done boys.

Oya naa

Don't cry, tomorrow is another day

Very sad.. RIP to the dead.

But why police officers dey like try God? The are forming sheriff on top railway, why did they not leave the car there and exited themselves from the car before the train reached them?
Abi they got stuck ontheir seat belts. Or that the door no gree open.

Ohhh!! I understand now, the wanted to stop the train with their vehicle.

Police officers on Nairaland reading this, please be wise oo. Life no get duplicate

Eyaa.. its like you need the hand of SAMA on your face from me before you reset to default.
Is it that this your issue is the newest thing that ever happened? Or haven't you been reading millions of cases like yours, even worse?
Do you think she loves you and still followed another man? Or do you think that its by begging and crying that she will return?
And even if she returns so what?
Do u think she wont repeat it again after returning to you out of pity?
Lastly.. Do you know that even after you beg and cry and she eventually returns, that your love for her will WAX Cold in no time?
A stitch in time saves nine my brother.. buckle up. Dont wait to learn from experience rather learn grom other's mistakes.

Kingzy4pep:
This "e pain you" or "e pain am" makes me laugh so hard.

lok dear bur e pain am.

Kingzy4pep:
This "e pain you" or "e pain am" makes me laugh so hard.

e pain you

dimexy247:
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e pain u

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