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PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Was Received In Kenya (photo) by chocolateme(f): 9:28am On Aug 27, 2016
Pavore9:
Marry fire!....If l hear cheesy There are thousands of Nigerians studying, working and doing businesses in Nairobi. It is a nice city to live in.
ok nice obw dear .
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland by chocolateme(f): 9:28am On Aug 27, 2016
EmperorLee:
Nice hat smiley and a nice smile too wink
tnx sweet
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland by chocolateme(f):
You sure you really wanna make friends here?You sure you really wanna make friends here? Would have loved to be your friend but suddenly found out that you are from APC and the son of Lai Mohammed for that matter.. why did i write this?
You registered since July 24th 2013 and it is more than 1,039 days since registration .
You have spent 9 days, 16 hours online so far since registration.
You wrote that since registration that you spend 9 to 10 hours everyday on Nairaland.
Do you know that 1,039 days multiplied by 9 hours is 9,855?
Now give me reasons why i should be your friend?
PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Was Received In Kenya (photo) by chocolateme(f): 8:36am On Aug 27, 2016
Pavore9:
I be Nigerian o! Na life carry me reach Nairobi! cheesy
lol i believe u. So now u are from there or you married from there and you can't come back home right?
PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Was Received In Kenya (photo) by chocolateme(f): 8:26am On Aug 27, 2016
Pavore9:
Just putting things into perspective! cheesy cheesy cheesy
lol.. ok mr bureaucratic. Oh!! I seeee!! You are from Nairobi, no wonder the defense.
PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Was Received In Kenya (photo) by chocolateme(f): 8:23am On Aug 27, 2016
Pavore9:
What is weird about Kenya? Moreover he is just one of the tens of African Head of State and one of thousands of foreigners visiting Nairobi for the 6th Tokyo International Conference on African Development (TICAD-VI) hosted by the Japanese government. Every African country that wants aid and investments from Japan are already on ground in Nairobi to meet with the Japanese Prime Minister and thousands of Japanese businessmen.
wow!! Thanks but all these long write up for my one little question. Kinda reminds me of..

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani And Baby Daddy, Lord Trigg Are Back Together [PICS] by chocolateme(f): 7:55am On Aug 27, 2016
Drama everywhere
RomanceRe: What's Really Wrong With This Picture? (photo) by chocolateme(f): 7:49am On Aug 27, 2016
I see a picture, op did you say "passionately"? Then you must be from Kenya.
PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Was Received In Kenya (photo) by chocolateme(f):
Kenyahuh What is he doing in that weird country?




FTC anytime i want.
CHOCOLATE CREAM
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 1:33pm On Aug 26, 2016
Eminentsaint:
Where is your own?
my own is inside clothes.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 1:30pm On Aug 26, 2016
Eminentsaint:
Where is your own?
in 7 weeks time ok? Chill.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 1:29pm On Aug 26, 2016
figo05:
Abeg u be marketerhuh
i dey market the word of God.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Assembly Passes Bill To Ban Free Grazing Ekiti State House Of Assembly by chocolateme(f): 9:34am On Aug 26, 2016
Ok
PetsRe: Man Who Named Dog 'buhari' React To His Arrest, Arraignment And Remand In Prison by chocolateme(f): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2016
Abeg make them let this man rest naa..
And now are they gonna be arresting everyone now because almost all the dogs in Nigeria are politicians by name while the politicians are dogs by nature.
This is what Nigerians do to derive joy and forget their sorrows in this administration.
What if na wetin dey happen between Trump and Clinton nko?

I will even name my dog my name if need be..
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Almost Rape Me In The Name Of Retreat - Honey Phoenix Evarist by chocolateme(f):
Hmm. Maybe the only reason why this is a testimony from you now is because the wife of that man did not disfigure you out of the frustration that she knows but can't do anything about it. My dear, she knows ok? She knows what has been going on between her husband and his concubines.

I thank God that you went home in one piece. Sorry but your parents are very clueless in matters like this in this 21st century.

If all you posted is true, then that man is slowpoke and his Johnny walker will soon shrink like vegetable that was poured hot water. Its me that said it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Govt Encourages Temporary Marriage To Combat Pre-marital Sexx by chocolateme(f): 8:43am On Aug 26, 2016
Eziokwu?
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 8:36am On Aug 26, 2016
limitless777:
chocolateme e be like say I sabi U for this Ojota Lagos.

lol.
no be only Ojota, na third mainland bridge. Lol
HealthRe: 8 Signs You're Eating Too Much Sugar by chocolateme(f): 8:34am On Aug 26, 2016
smellingmenses:
We need to get you a flat tummy....which starts with a no sugar diet
ok but the best part is that i have a very serious flat tommy (got thay from my mom. I only needvto refuce my ...
HealthRe: 8 Signs You're Eating Too Much Sugar by chocolateme(f): 3:16am On Aug 26, 2016
smellingmenses:
Chocolateme you hear?
huh? I don't understand dear, hear what?
HealthRe: 8 Signs You're Eating Too Much Sugar by chocolateme(f): 2:51am On Aug 26, 2016
Wow!! What a life.. what should be taken to heal that number one? Someone here is a victim.
CelebritiesRe: Curvy Lady With Big Bum Twerks Energetically For The Camera (photo$+video$) by chocolateme(f): 2:44am On Aug 26, 2016
Make she park joor.. who twerk epp? Eh!! I dey ask, who twerk epp? Who get that car sef?
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 2:43am On Aug 26, 2016
toprealman:
bae.....that won't be necessary. I know you garrit!!!
how you take know? Lol
PoliticsRe: Forget Our Reckless Past, Jega Tells Nigerians by chocolateme(f): 2:34am On Aug 26, 2016
Ok.. Everyday the same news talk about APC having a responsibility under the "CHANGE " mantra to carry out.

Na so we go continue hearing it till their tenure expires.. JEGA, which recklessness and hostage situation of the past are you talking about? Papa please eat cucumber, watermelon and go to sleep. Leave the scarecrow boss.
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Invites Women To His Hotel Room (photos) by chocolateme(f): 2:31am On Aug 26, 2016
Jay542:
What is she wearing nw huh
she is wearing cloth, what are you wearing?
FoodRe: Is Dried Ugwu Supposed To Be Dry Like Rope by chocolateme(f): 2:28am On Aug 26, 2016
Nnaa please go and check what they sent you before you end up eating skipping rope.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f): 2:24am On Aug 26, 2016
Burgerlomo:
Abeg send me some proof, so that I can compare it grin
but i am serious oo.. just stay in touch so u don't miss it on the d day. I will post it in exactly 7 weeks from this week.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Calls Hillary Clinton “bigot” by chocolateme(f): 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2016
Hmmm
This particular session of upcoming US presidential election seems like a century joke.
This man really has loud mouth.. when does he ever have time to THINK??

And the worst part is that he always turn red whenever he opens his mouth wider.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Photos With Timaya by chocolateme(f):
Flaunts all the time..
I wonder between mine and hers, whose curves fine pass..
The day i will show my curves on Nairaland eh!!



FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Op be deceiving yourself by creating a thread and commenting on it as FTC
Can someone make love to him or herself all by his or herself alone?
PoliticsRe: 16 Bitter Truths Prof. Soludo Told Buhari-led APC Govt In Kaduna by chocolateme(f): 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2016
Truth is bitter
HealthRe: Help!! Numbness During Sex I Feel No Sensation by chocolateme(f): 11:32pm On Aug 24, 2016
Jamescharter:
No you did not, at the same time that didn't help either, you don't explain to your wife you knew you had fertility problems and you decided to wait after you wedded her only to go on your knees and pray to God. Don't get me wrong but am not a very religious person. I pray and seek for medical solutions as well.
read my post again, i asked if you have tried praying to God. And i said you will be HEALED and you will marry then you will give us testimony.
Ever considered that as long as we continue in sin and praying for healing at the same time, that it will be difficult to achieve medical progress. Maybe you should do the opposite of what the doctors tells you. Instead of putting your mind while at it while doing it, try abstinence for a long while and see if your adrenaline will start rushing.
HealthRe: Help!! Numbness During Sex I Feel No Sensation by chocolateme(f): 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2016
Are you married?
Maybe that's why you ain't feeling nothing including your mouth action and pump action..since you have tried all but to no avail, try going down on your knees and praying for forgiveness and HEALING. Get married and then come and give your testimony here again. We shall be waiting.

Hope i did not offend you?

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