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Na for this one PMB go know say CHANGE get different kinds of meaning.

No need of asking that question in this heat period as its obvious from this picture how their night was.. Lol

edwife:
https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Michael-Jordan-laughing.gif

Seriously beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Happy sweet 16 to your mum.

tell him my dear.. Smellymouth done leave me dey look my old miss

The pregnancy is due, his water will break at any moment from now.
Someone please get the midwives

Ok.. Why won't they go to Sambisa forest to feed their cows? Anyway , rest in peace to the dead.

Op you are a very funny guy,. You created a thread and instead of attaching your personal opinion and write up underneath it after the highlighted, you bought land and started posting on it as in FTC Abi! Oya kwontinu



FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

So sorry.. The situation is not helping at all. Sometimes I even feel so hot that I had to shower almost three times before dawn. White powder has become my night companion, always looking like a ghost on nightie every night.


By the way Op.. At your twelfth paragraph, correct it to "discomfort" not "comfort" tnx

Today you mark your birthday mom.. If there is anything I ask God for, it is to continue seeing you through so many birthdays ahead. You are a great woman and very selfless.
Two particular events I won't forget in life is how God used you to pull me through JSS 3 when all hell broke loose on business and you sold some of your very costly wrappers to assist us.
I also thank God for using you to help me stay safe, you drove from Anambra to Abia state to come pick me from school, on our way back an old woman suddenly appeared from nowhere on the express road not even by the side and while trying to avoid hitting her and on speed too, you veered into the thick bush by the right and lost break, you were still under control while I was screaming off my head and you never lost balance or removed hands from the steering till we were deep into the bush far from the express. The car stopped on its own just right in front of a high tension pole. You still gained courage after we were helped and taken out to the road, amidst all the tension and fear, you entered the car and took us back home safe and sound.
I've always wanted to share your birthday here in this forum and today I feel so right celebrating my brave mom, may God grant you long life and prosperity, good health and wealth. Happy birthday mom.

The owner of this billboard deserves 25..

Hmm

Ok but Op do u know why you are very selfish?

Ok na

Chai..
This one eh.. You go choose between hospital and mortuary.

This..

Saw it now, very scary and disheartening, the warehouse is directly at the back of first bank viewing it from Iyana Isolo along Oshodi express.
Will check for more details later, I pray hard that no one gets hurt, fires services in their numbers are already there, Lastma too even security operatives. God save the staff working there.

It's already past 12.00pm and I think I can comfortably believe or trust in anything anyonesaid by anyone. I fell hard for it this past year but I braced up for it this year.
Even the recharge card that was sent to me this morning, I refused to load it till this afternoon when I finally confirmed it and it was real.
Share yours here if you fell a victim of April's fool and don't lie about it.

thecardinal:
I like chocolateme.

i love you.

Winneygirl:
Erm... I need to understand.
Is it Ok for Singles to steal,and then stop when they get married?
Cos your topic emphasizes the fact that she is married, not the inappropriateness of stealing as a whole....

yes you are right by your question. Stating the fact "married" is in believe that so many habits and discretions in our lives changes with the marital situation, especially when kids are involved. It's stated on a simple understanding but if you are single and see this thread as an avenue and a free ticket to theft, then I give you a go ahead order plus certificate dear.
Last line is a joke!! Don't mind me

My friend told me today that his close associate has terminated his marriage with his very beautiful wife, he has even sent her packing.
He said that his friend always tells him about it for so long now and his inner battle about that negative aspect of his wife's character. He is always embarrassed by his wife especially when they visit a family friend or go for a gathering or shopping, that she must always steal something from there.
She has been caught in several occasions but out of respect for him, they always let go waving it as a mistake. They have three children.
The last incident drove the man insane and he dissolved his marriage with her. Will I say that she is a kleptomaniac or did they visit her from the village? Was just looking at the man in question today and felt sorry for him, he looks happy but sad. But can it really be enough excuse for a man to leave his wife?

Fayose please rest for a while ok?

Sorry boy

Nice one Dumelo

Job creation indeed

tpiah01:
What was edited and where did you originally post it?

on nairaland here, check my profile it's there. But since it's ok then no Wahala

olihilistic:
welcome at least they made you more famous. btw are you a writer?? your stories are touching

tnx for that compliment, I am not a writer.

olihilistic:
at least he or she acknowledged you at end

ok Tnx a lot

My brother called me and told me to go to this site.. https://www.naij.com/780359-lost-child.html and call him back. He is not a nairalander but was surprised to see the story there.
Is it ok for someone to do that? Especially editing some of my write ups. Just asking though.

You smoke
cigarette and weed, you
drink all types of alcohol. You are sent
to higher institution,
you go there, you join cult groups, you
go after every
girl, you sleep with them & abandon
them, you carry
gun, you go out with your gang, you go
to rob people,
you rape your female victims,
impregnate some in the
process. You murder the 'stubborn'
ones, you collect
money, you go and assassinate people.
You get initiated
in every bad guys group on campus,
they give you ranks
like "Ibaka", "capo", etc. You dont
attend lectures, you
threaten your lecturers & they pass you
in the exams you
did not write.
Your parents are at home, rejoicing 'my
son is in school.'
Your gang tells you that you are safe
with them, no
shaking.
You take all sorts of oaths in the name
of
"Blending". They flog you throughout
the night, they
make you enter inside a grave, six or
more guys will be
ordered to fill up the grave while you
try to jump out
from it. If you succeed in jumping out,
fine, if you don't
succeed, you will be buried alive.
They use hot iron or ax to give you
marks, all in the name
of transforming you into a real man.
You don't ask
yourself 'What is the essence of these
pains I'm passing
through?", "How much salary will I be
paid?", "Where will
this lifestyle lead me to ?", "If i die here,
what will be my
fate. "
All you want to be called a 'deadly guy',
'cartel man'
'badoo'. You forget that if anything
happens to you now,
those friends who tell you that you are
safe will abandon
you.
Life is too short , the girl you are having
sex with, you
don't know where she belongs, she
may be from the
water.
You are just taking in smoke into your
body, drinking
poisons, codine, tramadol etc, things
that will make your
life shorter, in the name of "getting
high".
Your heart is hardened that you cut
your fellow human
being with axe and matchet without
mercy, you shed
blood without feelings, after all 'he is
our enemy'. Which
enemy is he?, which organisation/
country are you
fighting for?
Do you know that there is only one life?
Do you think that those charms will
protect you forever?
Now, take a look at your life, smoke,
drink, go to
operations, steal, go to night clubs,
sleep with women,
that's all. Do you ever think of your
future? The next
thing you will say is 'The government is
corrupt. '
Yourself, how did you make your bed?
Those people who
make you feel like a lord,... one good
day, death will
come, your charms, gang, weapons,
will not stop it.
Try to visit mortuaries & see where
bodies which were
very alive before are lying lifeless,
hopeless & helpless.
Nobody comes to bring them food,
nobody comes to ask
them "How are you doing? " Nobody
comes to stay with
them, nobody comes to visit them.
They are abandoned
there till the day they will be put inside
the grave. Where
are the might, power, fame &
connections they had?
Their own has ended.
Amend your ways. Take your time to
read and think
about this thoroughly... I sincerely
guess it's a time for
stock taking and sober reflection even
as we contend
earnestly for the faith and gladsomely
awaits His second
coming. Remember, Christ in you is the
hope of Glory. Is
Christ truly in you? If not, why not
accept HIM now for the
effective and massive development of
your life for "a life
without Christ is in endless crisis" and
we can do nothing
without him. All those things you have
been relying on,
boasting of etc doesn't last and will
surely fail you but
that man you have been busy
persecuting, presecuting,
maltreating, crucifying, denying,
betraying, disgracing etc
never FAIL, HE remaineth the same.
Why not come to
Him, for He alone giveth wealth,
wisdom, joy as well as
peace of mind

This is what we see when someone is not hungry.. I wonder what our naija albinos should do.

Cheii!!