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CultureRe: Yoruba Name Not For Your Daughter - Brazilian Officials Tell Couple by chocolateme(f): 7:58pm On Mar 29, 2016
MissGdope:
grin wtf are you on about? who's associated with who? oh please! @bolded, whatever I can't understand, can't hurt me so next time use ENGLISH.
Btw, I don't check the name or gender of the person I quote on here cos I honestly don't give a damn. You say something senseless, I will quote you and tell you. end of
You're welcome undecided
lol miss quote.. Nice job u gat here.. Onye m.. Lara m azu.. Ichoro imem 30,, mana m ga eme gi 40. Apasa m n' ogbe. Nne na akozikwa tuuu.
CultureRe: Yoruba Name Not For Your Daughter - Brazilian Officials Tell Couple by chocolateme(f): 7:45pm On Mar 29, 2016
MissGdope:
you're still not making any sense undecided
what makes sense is that you keep forcefully associating yourself with someone that doesn't make sense at all, what does that make you? Lol.. Of all the senseless persons to disturb on nairaland here, it is chocolateme.. Ama m na Ike dikwa gi?
Anyway, it's alright. For decades now, no female has glorified my posts with any quote. So dear Uwc.
CultureRe: Yoruba Name Not For Your Daughter - Brazilian Officials Tell Couple by chocolateme(f): 6:59pm On Mar 29, 2016
MissGdope:
and you think you just made sense up there abi? smfh undecided
snd I've been waiting for what you have to say that makes sense till now but nothing yet all because being a Winner and Sinner is difficult, you have nothing to contribute and still chase the tail of someone that came forward weda making sense or not..

PoliticsRe: How 1hr Delay Saved President Of Nigeria Aircraft & Pilot Engineer 4rm Death(pix by chocolateme(f): 6:40pm On Mar 29, 2016
Good, thank God for your lives. You guys will never stop killing yourselves.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roasted Plantain Or Fingers? Caption This (photo) by chocolateme(f): 3:11pm On Mar 29, 2016
VitaminB12:
if that's your hand and laps dear, you ve got a fresh pumpkin, supple, radiant, chocolate vitaminb12 skin with clean sexy pores. In fact change your moniker to Brown Sugar wink it costs less to maintain it. Drink water always and eat fresh fruits
wow!! What a compliment of the century!! Tnx dear lol
CultureRe: Yoruba Name Not For Your Daughter - Brazilian Officials Tell Couple by chocolateme(f):
Hmm..
Since Foluke was rejected, why not christen her "Luke Fo" at least let her start with "Luke" from the bible, and "Fo" from the Chinese then when she grows up, she can sue them alongside her parents for misspelling, defamation and inappropriate manipulation of her name and on that ground demand for correction in her nomenclature. Period!
Tell me if those Brazilian officials will not change Luke Fo to its original form "Foluke"
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roasted Plantain Or Fingers? Caption This (photo) by chocolateme(f): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2016
Covertstreets:
See caramel skin tone cool
Infact iyam paying for your next manicure..
hi.. Tnx for the compliment in your second statement but the first statement, I don't really understand of its a compliment or not because that's actually my hand. What's caramel skin tone?
PoliticsRe: United States Of America To Advise Nigeria To Devalue Currency by chocolateme(f): 2:40pm On Mar 29, 2016
ashjay001:
Lady, saw ur article on d lost kid u assisted on naij.com. They acknowledged u, but didn't link d real article. More power to u
tnx a lot sir.. I don't understand what u mean by the real article
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roasted Plantain Or Fingers? Caption This (photo) by chocolateme(f): 1:34pm On Mar 29, 2016
This is what she thinks we are seeing in that picture...

CrimeRe: End Of The Road For Baby Factory Owners In Ondo. PICTURE. by chocolateme(f): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2016
Good
PoliticsRe: United States Of America To Advise Nigeria To Devalue Currency by chocolateme(f): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2016
Ok
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Carrying Femi Fani-kayode's Son (Photo) by chocolateme(f): 12:27pm On Mar 29, 2016
oluface:
That child may be corrupt if care is not taking. Na so so smile him dey smile like say him no know anything about #DasukiGate wey almost brought Nigeria to her kneel... See his nose like ketekete nose. Agbaya.
there is an extent to what life holds in store for mankind. In a bid to belittle the ex president, you forgot self consciousness by involving a newborn into your sarcasm. How then can the likes of you make the world a better place for the little young ones?
Sometimes, one indirectly displays his innermost being by trying so hard to be either relevant or irrelevant.
My only reason for quoting you is because I believe you must be of matured mind and age too but if you check yourself and observe that you are mature in age but not of mind, then I'm sorry for quoting u. But if you are matured in mind and age or even if you are matured in mind and not in age, then it's a good thing but only your reply to my post now will show the whole world which one you are.
PoliticsRe: A Lady Moroccan Migrant Who Was A Sheperd Now Becomes A Mininster In France. by chocolateme(f): 10:02am On Mar 29, 2016
Cool
PoliticsRe: Where Is Lai Mohammed our Honorable Minister of ...... by chocolateme(f): 9:53am On Mar 29, 2016
He is on break.. He needs to take a break and chill pill judging from the measurements of lies he dished out to Nigerians. Even himself is still shocked and cannot believe the quantity of lies he delivered to us.
He is recuperating from his load of lies.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma "Miss Kedike" Shared New Beautiful Photos For You by chocolateme(f): 9:49am On Mar 29, 2016
looseweight:
RIDDLE OF THE DAY.
.
A robber went to rob a bank. He threatened to kill
the cashier if he didn't open the vault. The cashier
told him the vault is not opened with keys but with
a password.
.
"You can't kill me since I am the only one who
knows the password and everyday the password is
different." the cashier said.
.
The robber shot the cashier, entered the password,
opened the vault and stole all the money.
.
What is the password?
the password is "different"
CelebritiesRe: Waje’s Beautiful Daughter, Emerald Turns 17 Years Old Today (photos) by chocolateme(f): 9:46am On Mar 29, 2016
Qualer:
Choco! how far? hope you had a nice break!? cool ina ama so mma!! wink
yea dear and u?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Egyptair Flight Hi Jacked, Diverted To Cyprus by chocolateme(f): 8:37am On Mar 29, 2016
Let them be safe
CelebritiesRe: Waje’s Beautiful Daughter, Emerald Turns 17 Years Old Today (photos) by chocolateme(f): 8:35am On Mar 29, 2016
Pretty happy birthday.
2nd picture looks like a portrait (art work)
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo by chocolateme(f): 8:30am On Mar 29, 2016
The kind of arrow shot by this SA can kill more than 70 people at a go.
Ok op.. Kwontinu replenishing lost lives.
Jokes EtcRe: PHCN Bus Used For Selling Bread (see Photo) by chocolateme(f): 8:28am On Mar 29, 2016
It's not funny, even if the bus is no longer being used at the phone, they should have cleaned out their logo before using it for such things. These are the things that can be taken as a capital offense outside this country.
CrimeRe: Cult War Leaves 9 Dead In Imo State(Very Graphic Photos) by chocolateme(f): 8:14am On Mar 29, 2016
Some children don't listen. They are just in existence to fraustate their parents, give them high BP and send them to their graves. Look at someone's child with holes all over his skull.
I bet many of the community residents knows the perpetrators of this madness but will be too scared to point fingers especially to the security personnels, I wonder what that lady is doing being dead as a cultist instead of home taking care of domestic chores or married enjoying her family. May their souls rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Killings: Ipob Accuses Military Of Aiding Fulani In There Killings by chocolateme(f): 8:05am On Mar 29, 2016
Who will blame them for their accusations when all the federal government has done so far is to release press statement about establishing reserves where the herdsmen can start rearing their castles without combing through the states destroying lives, properties and crops.
Even the herdsmen already replied that they will never adhere to that proposition. Aside this, no other measures have I seen being deployed to protect citizens from these (eat everyday and grow tiny).
RomanceHow Would You Know That You Have TRULY Fallen In Love? by chocolateme(op): 11:23pm On Mar 28, 2016
I frequently ask myself this question, "is there any peculiar or unique feeling that one experiences when he or she has finally fallen in love truly?"
How can one be so sure of him or herself when in love? Is it just continuously in our subconscious mind that we keep believing and assuring ourselves that we are in love?

Some people's love and feelings depriciates and dies drastically once they have carnal knowledge of each other.

Individual differences and human dispositions aside.
Attend to this putting yourself in this situation and post how you would believe you are truly in love not infatuation.
Nairaland GeneralRe: U.S. Indiana Mother Missing Since 1974 Found Alive And Well In Texas by chocolateme(f): 1:07pm On Mar 27, 2016
O di egwu
PoliticsRe: What A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by chocolateme(op): 8:24am On Mar 26, 2016
LMFashions:
The point of her narrative is to let zombie agent like u know that the fan base of Bubu is fast dwindling up North. Its just a fore warning to ur kind to be careful where u scream "sai buhari" so u don't get urself lynched.
i love you.. kiss
PoliticsRe: What A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by chocolateme(op): 12:51am On Mar 26, 2016
hifaif1:


Sorry for the rudeness. But I had to show it!!!
lol.. Dear no offense taken ok? Go ahead with your rudeness ok dear? It's only a write up, no one has to work up himself or herself up for this. So dear more of your self acclaimed rudeness is welcomed.
Come take hug..

PoliticsRe: What A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by chocolateme(op): 11:03am On Mar 25, 2016
GreatAgb:
...a Hausa man.
tnx love
PoliticsWhat A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by chocolateme(op):
We all remember the era of "sai Buhari" during the campaign before the final election that led to Buhari emerging as the Nigerian president.
Then, when you want to board a bike, taxi or even buses, if you shout "sai Buhari" they will reply back and carry you for free. So many things were going on sweetly all for that single word "sai Buhari"
So this morning, I boarded a bike this morning and when we got to my destination, I didn't have change for him because I had 1k. The guy begin dey vex say e no get change.. I didn't know what else to do except for us to look for change, After sometime I became impatient and said to him..
Me: mallam abeg na just 70 naira, leave am for me naa next time I see you I go pay or you come back here in the evening collect am from this shop here, I go drop am for u. The shop never even open.
Mallam: walahi madam e no get change, e just dey come out and money e no get.
Me: ok but I no go stay here naa abi no be your brother be our president? E go compensate you and na APC for CHANGE na we dey, "sai baba"
See what this guy replied me..
Mallam: madam walahi no talk am for "sai baba", walahi Buhari e change am for us.
Lol I couldn't help laughing because the guy alighted from his bike and went about looking for my change, he brought it later and started smiling and drove off shouting "sai baba"
He may not have realized how hilarious his statement was as I understood that he was trying to say is that the president is not treating them well. This is just part of public opinion about how beneficial this current administration is to him.
Nairaland GeneralWho Wants To Play This Game With Chocolateme? by chocolateme(op): 3:09pm On Mar 24, 2016
It will be fun.. Let's get on with it.

PoliticsRe: Photos: Bukola Saraki Arrives Code Of Conduct Tribunal In Abuja by chocolateme(f): 12:14pm On Mar 24, 2016
Ok
Jokes EtcThis Little Joke Will Help Cheer Your Day.. Pic by chocolateme(op): 9:50am On Mar 24, 2016
Indeed I will feed sad..

PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Have Tortoise Mentality- Luke Onyekakeyah by chocolateme(f): 6:58pm On Mar 22, 2016
Agimor:
And who is that wailer?
you.

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