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emeraldknytt:
...'cos it feels like winning a $1million in your dream

I didn't know that you take everything so literally. Go back and finish the rest of the message, the come back and flash me those spade teeth again.

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And be able to access your level of self control in anger and behavioral management
And to be able to face your weakness instead of shying away and backing down in defeat
And to inform the world about little things that's happens at a corner where others eyes and ears cannot reach
Can be someone's inspiration and morale
Can be noticed by a meaningful Nigerian and taken up for greatness
You can tell how much of potentials you have to affect the lives of others either by being humorous or educative. Its a good thing too to make FTC.
Too numerous to mention.

Lol!
I willl clap for him and award him with PHD for deceiving me with no sex before marriage relationship.
Then the way forward, he will have to cut off his left hand (short seeve) then remove this his groundnut and implant his hand there. Later we can get him an artificial hand.

Lol! Well spiced, oya get your fork and spoon and start eating him. I know she meant him like this...

They should all be worried. This one don fight finish with Davido?

No harm shall come to them again I pray.

True talk

Qualer:
please forget lassa-fever...

seeing your full length picture just gave me jungle-fever!! abeg how we go take collabo?

lol @jungle fever.

What is going on in thhe animal kingdom ?

IVORY2009:
Dont worry, I shall add ur name in the next batch...

my ivory I missed u

Ok but how do they infect people? By biting or what?

Am excitei

How many u keep for house? How many more years do u intend to live?

Don't think so.
Though...

I no see my name op why?

APC and publicity.

Eziokwu ?

Hmm!..
Stupid things, looking so cute and innocent yet dangerous as hell. Always frolicking through people's houses and properties.
This is the season for rat poison sellers. Kill them all.

Hahahahaha!! Tha teacher is a very bad egg.

They always have houses everywhere yet stay in one most of their lifetime

Vvery bad

ChizzyMaris:
Lmao. abeg, my father dey house o

hahaha no be your father wey dey house I mean! You sef very funny but Lassa fever is not our portion shaa

Lolz!!
So Buhari no dey take eyes see person wey get up to one million for acount? He is allergic to the word 'million'

Lol but @ your last line, you mean Lassa fever is meant to last for more than one week in tenure? You and Lassa fever una fada!

andromida:
Ha ha the whole family?

maybe not for the guys parents to convert but to adhere to their condition, u need to see her yesterday. Very sad. I still insisted on knowing why her father went ahead in the first place, unles maybe they lied to him that her fiancé is a catholic.

lifeisabitch:
see this sex starved paedophile, u crazy hu?

how did you know if he is sex starved or not? Please dear, don't disgrace the ladies of Nairaland here. Cutehector put a smiling smiley on his post so you should not take it personal and start abusing him. Remember, more people are going to antagonize your thread and you won't be able to answer and insult them all. Ask erm!! That kilokeys lowered his ego in one wizkid resemblance thread like that.

So u can't understand that of the clothes for the less privileged, orphans, motherless babies, old people's homes, etc.? Exception of refering to ladies, OK is OK for everyone that wears it irrespective of who that thread is directed at.

They have done their introdutions and other things and fixed the wedding/traditional marriage to 3 (three) months time.
Yesterday my colleague at the office came Complaining bitterly to me that her parents especially her dad has insisted that that wedding will never take place unless the husband to be and his family converts to Catholics and that the condition for the marriage to go ahead including that the wedding must be at the catholic church. The guy attends Redeemed with his entire family.
I asked her if people of same religion can be talking about conversion and she said no. I asked her the difference between the two mentioned churches, she said nothing then I told her that her father is more interested in the chaplet and his status at the church.
Her fiancé's parents would not hear of it. Wonder if her dad didn't ask all these before receiving the bride price. Well she is in dilemma now.

I think so, atleast for the sake of the lady being married as its her own first time of being married and which is the joy of every woman though not every woman. It doesn't need to be expensive though.

Wow!

DonaldGenes:
iHope you like it Chocolateme?

yes of course, you constructed that?