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Warisdis?
I wonder what got altered in the brains of some people. Some has "OBLONG" while the rest has "GATA"

Naija

Ok

ishiamu:
PDP was STEALING and yet Nigerians were eating, building houses
and buying cars. APC is NOT STEALING and Nigerians are crying of
hunger, frustration and helplessness .

If you prefer pdp tenure click like and click share if u prefer this apc tenure

boo boo

Really?

Hmm

no

sylvalord:
Well, you wouldn't believe this but i know someone who looks exactly like you. That ofcourse is if you are the one on your profile picture.

I know you are joking right? There is no one that can ever resemble me that much

Ahnn:
no harm done,actually i should b d 1 apologizing 4 making such an expensive joke.im sorry

uwc dear

Cute dream and this is exactly the right time of the night for that kind off dream especially after reading about plenty news on the Bayelsa election heavy shootings on Nairaland and sleeping off directly after that with fone still on hand.
Nnaa! Wake up and go pee before you soak your boxers with pee and sweat from running for your life in that dream.

Anyway I pray its not a jailbreak abeg oo.

frakdon:
of course, but however it is, you should calm down, with us humans because I am telling you that at this stage in life, wanting to prove your self right and the other wrong won't take you nowhere, no? you can try it...

my dear.. Any good reason for bringing the (lady that just ran out of the thread after laughing in reply to u)in? No. But all the same, sorry that you found yourself in a thread that I created. Mind u, I wasn't proving myself right or wrong with anyone, all I implied on my antagonist is as to the use of abusive words as observed in his posts not just here. As a man. But tnx for your advice and write up. It helped. U win. Tnx dear. PEACE.

Ahnn:
please where can i get cocoa powder to buy in lagos

sorry dear for the misconception of your gender in your tonight's joke on Ramsey. Never thought it could come from a lady. Well if the joke was worth it, I don't see why the topic would be locked or removed. Sorry again for refering to you as a guy. Tk

frakdon:
smh! Monalisa185, she too, is bored like me, what shall we do to help her, now? Biko what are you talking about ?

just ignore dear.

frakdon:
oya go sleep.....

hypocrisy at peak. Follow him to sleep too. People who makes ten comments and six out of them are abusive and hate words and they still think they are matured. Even to as low as a faceless and nameless forum like this. I wonder who needs to grow up here. Rollar or those that put it up to front page. Its amazing how a normal guy can just be full of childishness at a mere topic. Hmm. Anyway he is loving his seeking for notice here. He will still appear. Frakdon, goodnight. I don't need ur hypocrisy here.

See the guy's face as he is seriously enjoying the food.
All I can say to the babe is to take heart since its obvious that her guy has forgotten she is his babe, thinking she is his mother.

Rollar:
Hmm. Actually I wasn't feeling myself at all, evidently you were feeling me when you read my 'epistle' though, for you to have thought so.
There lies the problem. You created the thread for the fun of it and in general without referring to anyone in particular, meaning the thread was created for the purpose of entertainment. I swear, I see nothing entertaining about this thread. Is it funny? Did you seriously envision people clutching their midriffs when they read your post? You people just create nonsensical threads with zero value and get offended when someone insists on some sanity.
You wonder how the cancelled statement take connect to the thread that everyone has been enjoying. If you really cannot see the connection, then your brain must be on the fritz, because I made it plain enough that even an imbeςile would grasp it. Who exactly was enjoying it, apart from you and a few other vapid bimbos? Pls, I really want to know.
Monalisa didn't cancel the rest of what I wrote, because she at least had enough sense to comprehend the import of my post. I know you did too, but the truth is often bitter, so I sympathize.
To be quite frank, I couldn't make head or tail of the rest of your post, I just hope I've talked some sense into you.

hmm!! Guy! Na u wey no fit make sense out of the thread come write pass. Lol. Up till now, e never make sense to you and you are still displaying it. Why didn't you overlook the thread and pass? Let all of us wey the thread make sense to continue to have fun, nawao. Commot for thread NO.u stilldey complain. Oga!! Gerarehere mehn!!

theyrynsolar:
Hey its ma birthday Bro... I would do whatever you want me to..

you are soo pretty and gorgeous

Unclad fire

Monalisa185:
crappy shiit @thecancelled

the guy rollar was feeling himself when he was typing the epistle and forgot that the thread was created for the fun of it and in general without referring to anyone in particular. I just wonder how the cancelled statement take connect to the thread that everyone has been enjoying. HOT ke HOT ni. Na when you get first class after school that you can be damn HAWT! Passing six can never be passing sense shaa. Babe go back and cancell everything he wrote there.

Rollar:
First of all, I agree with you, guys that do this are childish. But before I give my take on the issue, let me just quickly say that it irritates me to no end when I come across ego-boosting, narcissistic threads like this and discover the OP is unattractive. Like WTF?? If you're going to open a thread about guys bothering you with simpering pleas for your pictures, then you'd better be hot as hell, otherwise they're actually doing you a favor and maybe you should take a seat and quit whining about how one or two area boys want to see pictures of your backside. I'm no looker myself, that's why I respect myself by not creating egotistical threads. Having said that, here's my take on the topic;
1. Take a look at 80% of female monikers. If its not "sexy this", its "hot that" or "naughty something". You ladies have a way of coming across as being mentally imbalanced. Why would a lady that selects a sexually provocative/suggestive moniker complain when guys make sexual advances. Like what, did you expect them to quote scriptures or sing nursery rhymes?? Well, the remaining 20% that have a little sense, unfortunately you ladies have to pay for the folly of your peers, as some guys think you're all the same.
2. Majority of ladies upload sensual display pictures. I'm not going to call any names, you know most of them. These are the same imbeciles that open threads that disparage guys that stare at them in church etc. I have no words for this set of airheads.
3. Once again, majority of ladies dress provocatively, with your tight figure-hugging jeans, skirts, dresses tank tops etc. Call it fashion if you like, but the truth remains that ladies crave attention, and you know it. You wear clothes that show your curves, because you derive pleasure from the knowledge that men find you attractive. Tell me why else one would want to wear clothes that restrict their breathing, because its fun?

Now its obvious that most ladies crave attention and go great lengths to seek it. Then you become pissed off when the sexual appeal that you used to gain a guy's attention, becomes the only thing he sees or is interested in when he looks at you. I hope you're following, and can see how retαrded that line of reasoning is. You expect him to look at you and see a mature, responsible, enterprising young woman, who just happens to call herself sexychocolate and uploads pictures of her massive rear online.
Now I know many of you will say I'm not like that, but a group is often judged by the actions of its members. That's life for you.
So next time, before opening a thread to whine about how guys are staring at you, or demanding for your nυdes, pls make an objective assessment of your lifestyle. I will personally conduct a deliverance session for any guy that gawks at a lady in a mountain of fire outfit or demands for nυdes from a girl that talks/behaves like a nun.

wow!! Cool write up. Somebody should give this guy a cookie.

kaboninc:
You said you find it annoying for guys to ask for your pishure...

How are you?

I am fine and u? I did not use the "annoying"

kaboninc:
Lol....

It looks funny...

But do you find it annoying too, like Chocolateme?

Good afternoon too

Trust you're having a swell day!

I saw my moniker here, wetin I do?

Hmm..
Sometimes, to retain your sanity, you ignore reading the news in politics section.

tottinova:
Wonder what's your problem with another guy requesting for a girls photo

I wonder why its a problem to you since no particular was used as case study or is your name "guy"?

juche:
we need to see the babe at full length. To avoid what happened to me on new year day. I was sitting beside this pretty babe in a bus and hit up a conversation and the responses were ok. this babe has NYSC cap on her head and i was smiling like a goat. i even volunteered to come down at the same bus stop to assist her with her luggage. when we got to the bus stop and disembarked from the bus, what i saw could only be imagined. this lady is half crippled, no wonder she was complaining about the driver stopping her exactly at the bus stop because she has luggage. i immediately changed plan and told her that it will not easy for me to get a bike from the bus stop. i jumped back into the bus and ran for my dear life. so these days we have to see the full package before we make the move.

u are a bad egg. And you will marry a cripple. How dare you think its funny and you deserve to be clapped for? You just made me angry on my thread. Rephrase your word and in an apologetic mind. Ok you will not marry a cripple.

SpencerLewis:
Is it why u suddenly changed ur DP today with a much more beautiful one?
Nobody wants an 'ATUTUPOYOYO' as a babe na. Mbanu biko kwa.

mechie onu gi otondo, onye gwara gi na onwere ihe mji anya nkpo dika gi eme? A gam etiwa gi akpa anya ma oburu na ikpachaghi anya. Isi aki.

Allosaurus:
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Rubbish!!! Most of you are fake ass bitches! I'm only interested in those that can offer me a quickie, not some Nairaland ghost!

Find a better way to market yourself

nnaa, why are you fighting with yourself naa? Do you realize the level of energy that just left you now both in the cancellation and the inner fight expressed in writing now?
Anyway,sorry oo. Others are having fun and you want to commit suicide? Kpele.

tottinova:
Seems like she didn't send you her photo

hmm. I wonder what your eyes is seeing beside my moniker

Nice deja voo.
I can imagine the suitcase in Nigerian context moving around tying to locate its owner. Hmm!!
It will find out the meaning of the word "Change of ownership"

slim19:
Chocolate me...lemme see your full pics

after u

I was thinking that by n that billboard would have been buried by trash. Lol.
The best location for the trash is their main office. Try it and your life will remain the same.