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CrimeRe: Two(2) Years Imprisonment For Stealing 10 Bowls Of Raw Rice. Just Or Not? by Choiszman(op): 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2016
Fadamant:
And how many years imprisonment for stealing upwards of N1bn?

Steal billions of naira. Settle judges with some millions and escape justice. Steal N20k and have nothing to settle the judge with and spend a very long time in jail. That is the construct.

The other time, a judge in Ebonyi kept a woman in jail for over two(2) years for stealing N400 worth of cocoyam. Evil judges.


N/B: Not justifying stealing though.
jeezzz!!! for real? That is absurd...just N400 worth of cocoyam... shocked
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda At It Again!! by Choiszman(op): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2016
Prettygarllardo:
Yeeaaahhhh maheedah is back from nudity strike grin grin grin
LOL.. i doubt she ever went on strike sef...you need to see her instagram page @m9ja wink
RomanceRe: “the Man Behind The Wheel” Part 1 by Choiszman(op): 10:46am On Nov 16, 2016
jostking:
Interesting, am wit u. episode 2 let's goo.
Smiles OK bruv smiley
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 10:44am On Nov 16, 2016
Personally, I love calabar girls ooo!! tongue let them come, any time, any day
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Tekno’s ‘cassava’ Wasn’t So Disappointing by Choiszman(op): 10:41am On Nov 16, 2016
Jarizod:
see as man dey analyze him fellow man penìs..u be gay ni grin
hmmmm undecided
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Tekno’s ‘cassava’ Wasn’t So Disappointing by Choiszman(op): 10:39am On Nov 16, 2016
Ginaz:
Lol grin cassava Pana Don enter wahala
hehe.. who send am to go upload pool picture cheesy grin
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Tekno’s ‘cassava’ Wasn’t So Disappointing by Choiszman(op): 10:38am On Nov 16, 2016
Dimples999:
Can someone show me a casava huh I've never seen one and Google search ain't working me. I lie I'm too lazy to Google it. undecided
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: 5 Most Popular Words Ever Used By Nigerians In 2016 (funny) by Choiszman(op): 10:37am On Nov 16, 2016
PROWESX:
na true sha
Lol cheesy wink
CelebritiesRe: 3 Popular Dance Moves MC Galaxy Effortlessly Created by Choiszman(op): 10:36am On Nov 16, 2016
Thepasserby:
I will.
lol.. Just saying.. wink
CrimeRe: Two(2) Years Imprisonment For Stealing 10 Bowls Of Raw Rice. Just Or Not? by Choiszman(op): 10:34am On Nov 16, 2016
Well... I really feel the prosecutor juiced the story a bit
CelebritiesRe: 3 Popular Dance Moves MC Galaxy Effortlessly Created by Choiszman(op): 10:32am On Nov 16, 2016
Thepasserby:
Make I park for here.... I need to also create a dance move.
Hmmm.. I hope you succeed in one piece cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda At It Again!! by Choiszman(op): 10:31am On Nov 16, 2016
Maheeda!!! cool

Foreign AffairsRe: Photos: Checkout The $5.3million House The Obamas Will Be Moving Into After They by Choiszman(op): 10:25am On Nov 16, 2016
See more photos... cool

CrimeRe: Two(2) Years Imprisonment For Stealing 10 Bowls Of Raw Rice. Just Or Not? by Choiszman(op): 7:07am On Nov 16, 2016
ceda99:
Wickedness
abi oo cry
CelebritiesRe: IS HE GAY? Nollywood Actor Emeka Rollas Undergoes Anal Surgery by Choiszman(op): 10:58pm On Nov 15, 2016
eyinjuege:
What is anal surgery?
A lot of men and women will undergo haemorrhoid surgeries in their lifetime. Some will also have procedures like colonoscopy.
Pls, enough of all this guguru and epa journalism
Smiles, thanks... You are sighted tongue undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos: Checkout The $5.3million House The Obamas Will Be Moving Into After They by Choiszman(op): 10:42pm On Nov 15, 2016
corkpikin:
Obama interior resemble in character. E be like winch coven wey dey newcastle angry
lol... See beef grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: IS HE GAY? Nollywood Actor Emeka Rollas Undergoes Anal Surgery by Choiszman(op): 10:15pm On Nov 15, 2016
Annie939:
ask Google
am not surprised grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos: Checkout The $5.3million House The Obamas Will Be Moving Into After They by Choiszman(op): 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2016
A report by businessinsider.com, states that the Obamas will lease the home from Joe Lockhart, who served as press secretary in President Bill Clinton’s White House, until their younger daughter, Sasha, finishes high school.
See more images at www.palmchatnow.com wink

Foreign AffairsPhotos: Checkout The $5.3million House The Obamas Will Be Moving Into After They by Choiszman(op): 10:09pm On Nov 15, 2016
Wow!!! I just saw this on www.palmchatnow.com
The United States’ current first family, after the administration of Barack at the White House ends, will be moving into a lavish $5.3 million residence in a desirable gated neighborhood in Washington, DC. The house was built in 1928, with 8,200 square feet and nine bedrooms.

CelebritiesRe: IS HE GAY? Nollywood Actor Emeka Rollas Undergoes Anal Surgery by Choiszman(op): 9:58pm On Nov 15, 2016
hugoranking:
Hoosh kand tin b dat?, anal kini?
lol strange right? cheesy[/color][color=#000099] cheesy
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 9:11pm On Nov 15, 2016
smithsydny:
I dey fear those people.. I no talk anything oo
lol grin
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 9:10pm On Nov 15, 2016
hopeforcharles:
thatz what every one thinks but that is not how it goes,
had i not see i wouldn't have said. Its more of like Genaralisation, all Yorubas are dirty, all igbo are money mongers, and all hausas are blood thirsty.
Smiles, I get you smiley
CelebritiesMaheeda At It Again!! by Choiszman(op): 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2016
Culled from www.palmchatnow.com
When you think of Maheeda, what comes to your mind won’t be her songs but nude selfies, raunchy videos and her “bad girl” lifestyle. The controversial Nigerian singer revealed via her new YouTube channel, her sexual preferences and how she loves to be handled sexually.
And just when you think she has had enough with regular nudes and bad girl lifestyle, she comes on even stronger than ever.
Just a few days ago, Maheeda popular known with her handle @m9ja took to her Instagram page to upload yet another video about her sexual preferences.
In her own words: she said ; I know the knife can be used to cook or to kill, I choose to cook with it and I know the mouth can be used to insult and to give blow jobs, I choose to give blow jobs.
See what she caption the video below: grin wink

CrimeRe: Two(2) Years Imprisonment For Stealing 10 Bowls Of Raw Rice. Just Or Not? by Choiszman(op): 8:16pm On Nov 15, 2016
holatin:
Two years ! Because of rice.
If i cum steal dat lagos 3 wise men statue, how many years dem go send me
lol I wonder oi huh
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2016
smithsydny:
Na so
Smiles... You understand am telling the truth grin
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 7:59pm On Nov 15, 2016
hopeforcharles:
No 3 is a pure white lies. Because i have been involved.
But when she loves you, na u go tire
i wish.....
oh cmon, everyone knows no 3 is their best attribute undecided
CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 5:40pm On Nov 15, 2016
3. SEXUAL PROWESS (BEDMATICS): Many men who have second thoughts about their sexual prowess, are usually scared of Calabar girls – this is because of the popular belief that Calabar girls love sex, almost more than life
Thanks

CultureRe: 3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 5:39pm On Nov 15, 2016
2. DOG MEAT: Most men who are not Calabar view dogs as man’s best friend and they usually find it difficult to engage in eating of dogs. But Calabar women love to make this delicacy often referred to as 404. This matter of food is taken quite seriously as many even refer to Calabar people in derogatory names because of dog-eating. And finally, the popularly know sad huh

Culture3 Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Calabar Women by Choiszman(op): 5:38pm On Nov 15, 2016
Culled from www.palmchatnow.com
Okay, to be clear folks, this post is in no way at all, made to tarnish the reputation of Calabar women as this category of Nigerian women are known to be one of the most hard working and independent women!
But for certain, whether you do know or you don’t have the slightest clue, there are some attributes to Calabar women that makes most Nigerian men really frightened when they hear about or see them, let alone be in a relationship with them.
Below are some of the reasons that have crossed my path from time to time.
1. NAMES: The major thing that cracks people up about the calabars is their very distinct accent and language, it sounds more or less like the Nigerian version of Chinese.
From experience, I know very well that it can be really difficult to pronounce calabar names if you can’t speak the language fluently or master the sounds and tonal difference. Although, calabar names are lovely but to pronounce them could be jaw breaking. If you have doubts about that, pronouns this very popular calabar name “MfonObong”
READ MORE BELOW.... wink cheesy grin tongue
Note: This Article was copied from www.palmchatnow.com

CelebritiesRe: IS HE GAY? Nollywood Actor Emeka Rollas Undergoes Anal Surgery by Choiszman(op): 4:52pm On Nov 15, 2016
kenonze:
Ask questions if u don't know.

Anal surgeries are not exclusively for homosexual.. .

But going through his past surgical history,

Homosexuality tops the most possible cause.


Anyway, that's his business
am sure you know that's just a way to make the story catchy.. At least it got your attention did it not? wink
CelebritiesRe: IS HE GAY? Nollywood Actor Emeka Rollas Undergoes Anal Surgery by Choiszman(op): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2016
Jarizod:
wow...anal surgeries

Never knew something like that existed..
lol, now you know grin
CrimeRe: Two(2) Years Imprisonment For Stealing 10 Bowls Of Raw Rice. Just Or Not? by Choiszman(op): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2016
seunlayi:
things are happening
I know right? huh

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