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Daemnn...dis guy de kolo oo...nice sha! U got me laffing

GOOD MORNING my honourables in the house! The last time i visited this great house, you guys were still in house one, i was amased when i discovered that you have relocated to almost four places cos of the Euphoria and Optimism. Its with great pleasure I join in the enthusiastic vigour you guys actuate, this is because the fun in near and the challenge is close. Keep the hope alive,keep the fire burning in anticipation of better things ahead. Camp is fun i must confess (though determined by the state sometimes), please expect lots of fun, dont allow anybody to discourage you.
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I am a serving batch B corp member, we are expecting you guys to join us uphold our nation and always obey the clarion call...
#Loud parade voice# aissseeee; are you good to go?? Stand at attention!! While i check how fit you are!! Paraaade!! !! eyes right!!..lol its gonno be fun, i would be checking back in to see maybe i might be of help...have a nice day ya all.

yamunla: pls house i have a little problem.i was mobilized for dis batch c but my surname was mispelt on the mobilization list.instead of akinjomo they wrote akinjumo and am scared because the correction of name has closed in my school.some people are saying i can stil correct the name when call up letter arrives,some people said i can correct it in camp,while some said i wont be able to go in this batch c again.some guys even said my skul can minute on my call up letter and am good to go.pls i need ur advice.

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Dont stress ur head...u can correct it in camp, there is a provision for final correction.

Mine has been closed too, why must u permanently open it??

Na wa 4 naija o

teteyaks: in gusau? Nt in de family house

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Nope, im not in Gusau..im in Kdaji, Kaura Namoda LGA
[quote author=welly_jay_nana]Na wa ooo. This Zamfara is nice and okay, as for me a batch B corper serving in Gusau,this is an experience worth it. Wantd 2 redeploy but I got ma mind changd! Stayn @ Samaru,behind nccf... Corper. Wellington.[/quote]....
Yeahp bro...its nice a nice xperience...Hw re u guys feeling Gusau?

EasyArch: hmmm... Zamfara, I came I saw I conquered ( I would be outta here in less dan 2 weeks) the experience was worth it sha, I enjoyed my stay here. I also did my part too (selfless service tins)

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Dts de spririt bro..it seems u re a batch C corp member..

What if that key holder was green or even blue..would you have suspected him?

This is Funke Akindele's cute child hood picture, it seems she was on the shy side as a baby.
http://nigeriafilms.com/news/18787/21/funke-akindeles-child-picture.html

Daemn..dis is funny bro, na dey answer be dat na

Yes..
Do you believe in God?

Yes#why not, wen im not bright#
Do yhu know bright's brain is located around (his/her)toes?

No..#My younger siblings do play wit dem#
Do yu like toys?

Yes..#If i luv her,why not#
Did yu go 4 shopping 2day?

SlyIg: The great Eye Am and the great Nose Am!
Good Boy!

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He is watching..

Yes! #its fun#
Can you swim backward?

No#Not 2day#
Do you like rugby foothball?

No!#I dont, im decent! Btw, it causes cancer#
Do yhu like chess ball?

[quote author=acidosis™]Alkalosis.. [/quote]....
Lol

Nice joke!!
Joke Grading#B2
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But oga come o...if to say me no laf nw; wetin i 4 de call u??

Shiiit!!! Dis man has gone kuku...wait a munite..which language is that??

No!#I dont like dt dance!kinda madman style#
Do yhu like salsa dance?

dopeJemi: an elephant, a dog n a rat

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Nice try!

r231: Mr & Mrs Ebonka → coutesy "Moscow April" lol

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Shuooo..guy!! U really dealt with sleep when u were small o...come! Why didnt they wake u up nw?

Shiit!! Wat was i thinking?? dat was a very biggg mistake!! Seriously!...corrected now though!
More attempts plz..Acidtalk..i see yhu

Check this picture and state how many animals you can see...pheewww

General Abu has been monitoring
the
movement of his only daughter
recently. In
fact, he first picks her calls to
confirm the identity of d caller before handing
over the
phone to her after thorough
screening
But on one faithful day, her
boyfriend (Akpors) called & General picked d call as usual.
General: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with
Janet Sir.
General: I said who are you &
what for? Caller: ( after understin the
situation at hand ) Okay Sir, I am
Frank Edoho from who
want to be a millionaire. Janet's
friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So the next voice you hear
after is hers, the time
starts now.........
General: oh no am very sorry!!!
Janet! Janet!! pls take d phone, ur friend needs ur help........... .......
Caller: d question is; when are u
coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening (d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very very sure...
They phone just went off...If na u be de papa, wetin u go talk?

Yes..
Can you do ballet dance?

Drawing and Design

jeezybuck: No am too skinny to exercise

Have you done something meaningful with your life today ?

^^^Oh Yes!#Well u already know i did yesterday, i still did 2day!#
Wait a munite, have you done anything meaningful with your life this year?