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Abbey2sam: useless joke@mumu.com

^^Dont smoke before u comment next time!! How is dis joke useless?? Mtwiieeiieeewiey

Nice! Though its abit hard to sweep some guys off with those^^

Kirinwa: No,in a situation where you have not met them before.

Somehow complicated bro..

^^ considering the nature of the nations police, i quess..Do you think the parent of the lady in ?? Knows about it yet?

Just call the police and explain everything..make up your mind to face every outcome of that situation..

pafestula: Vise Versa now.. U dies in yr gf house.. So share yrs too!

^ ^ lmao

noskyboy: is this the joke section, or the mentally unstabled section?

^^ask ur self plz!Dis is politics section..cant u READ!

mormoni: Pls go back to primary school

'K sir..'

An ignorant man got married to a nice beautiful
young lady and God been so good he managed to
get the lady impregnated.
He took her to the hospital for delivery. Soon
enough the doctor came by and told him Doctor: mr. Akpors, your wife has given birth to a
bouncing baby boy Mr Akpors: oh sure, ok doctor can i see them. Doctor: oh yes u can Mr. Akpors went inside and took
the baby in his
arms and in that instance threw the baby very high to
land on the floor. Doctor: ah!!!!!!! what is wrong wit U, what have U
done, are U crazy, are U mad, is something wrong
with U? Mr Akpors: ah doctor i only wanted to know how many
times he can bounce..

Na waohh, this one for joke section?? ..still searching for the joke though#

EFULEFU1: a salah went to buy salah and salah said salah must stop the salah he was salahing.

Is my head shaking?

Yes

[quote author=D-Explorer]I get the most men part. Are you one of the whorees? [/quote]

ATMC: Are u among d most men?

Lol..question time i quess, make i ask my own# What is your premise based on? Experience or hearsay?

awatefe: call me on 08182738898 i will put you through and answer all your betting questions

alickdavid: I don't knw whc is d best bettin syt bt I use n.a.i.r.a.s.t.a.k.e.c.o.m. witout d dots & u can fund thru bank.
Also, their mobile site is very good...

Thank you.guys

Chokolee: Hello House, its really nice you guys are like brothers in here...I would like any of u guys to tell me the best site i can fund through a bank and convenient in betting on phone...thanks guys

Please i need some one to attend to this^^

Hello House, its really nice you guys are like brothers in here...I would like any off u guys to tell me the best site i can fund through a bank and convenient in betting on phone...thanks guys

This pipo wants to kill person ni oo..ayaf die for lafuo..Wait awon olodo; ayam very disappointment in all off you in this tred, simple english u cannot spoke?

Sure its a sign of STUPEEDITIE!,we know!

5 BODMAS

Beyonce look~alike, simply put; people mistake her for Beyonce

[quote author=Xymc...]Nice bt i'd rather stick to being rich [/quote]Lol

How to Remain POOR...
1: NEVER WAKE UP EARLY. Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue
dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? ...

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you
get money, start spending it right away and when it is
finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.

3.Don’t think of saving until you have real big
money....... How can you save when you earn so little?
Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs.

4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the
“uneducated.” How can you, a graduate, engage in
petty trade or home-based production? That is for
people who never went to school.

5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel
comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they
expect you to invest before you get millions of Naira or
Dollars? Even though more than half the businesses in
your town were started with a few hundred Naira, you,
as a smart person, can only start with millions.


6. Complain about everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system, the government and the banks that
refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not
want you to get rich.


7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy
consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from
friends and employers.


8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest
clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever
your neighbor buys a new phone, get one that is more
expensive.


9. Get yourself a nice second-hand (used) car that
costs more than three times your gross monthly pay.
That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder
the implementation of any bad plans that could make
you accumulate capital.


10. Give your children everything they ask for since
you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle
for anything because you do not want them to suffer.
That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough
to ensure they can't help u in old age.

Sweet Dreamss...

Brazillian hair is gud o, see as dis lioness package keep for her husband...no be only una sabi de tin naa

Bad road for naija don make dis Chokrel buy canvas oo

No time o...anywhere no house o..man must survive!

Na wao...

Neva u Marry a Computer Engineer
Husband Returning late frm work) "Good Evening
dear....I' m now logged in."
Wife:Have u brought d groceries? Husband :Bad
command or filename.
Wife:But I told u in d morning Husband :Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife:Wat abt my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found . . .
Wife:At least,give me ur Credit Card,I want 2 do
someshopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation.Access denied Wife:Do u luv me or do u only love computers or are u just being
funny?
Husband :Too many parameters. . .
Wife:It was a great mistake dat I married an idiot like
u.
Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife:u'r useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife:Wat abt ur Salary?
Husband :File in use . . .Try later.
Wife:What is my value in d family.
Husband :Unknown Virus

Imagine praying and hearing this from heaven.Thank
u for calling my father's house,pls select one of the
following options;for request press 1,for thanksgiving
press 2,for complains press 3,and for all other enquires
press 4,and what if God used the familiar excuse,i'm
sorry all our angels are busy helping other sinners right now,however your prayer is important to us and will be
answered in order it was recieved,so,please,stay on the
line,can u imagine getting this responses as you call
God in prayer? If you would like to speak to angel
gabriel,press 1,micheal press 2,for a directory of other
angels,press 3 and if you would like to hear king david sing a psalm while holding on,press 4,to find out if a
loved has been assigned to heaven,press 5,enter his or
her social security number then press the harsh key,if u
get a negative response try area code 666,if u heard our
computer show dat you have already prayed once
today,pls hang up and pray again tomorrow or this office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday,pls pray again on monday morning,9:30,if u
need emergency assistance contact ur local pastors or prayer worriors!

Checkout the Pics of Kokomaster
when he was a Student at the
Nigerian Military School in Zaria
back then....Nice i must say

engrfcuksmtin: You've answered it now yes for you meanwhile no am single, have you ever been slapped by an angry, drunk soldier?

...
NO!!#When am not stweepid nd dont do dumnbe things!#
Did u go to church today?

Hello!
I would like you to clearify these; I was discussing with someone today about tithe and he said;
[quote author=..]To pay your tithe is not compulsory,besides it is the law from the old testament and its no longer applicable in our daily lives anymore[/quote]...Q1>Now with these, friends; what do you think of this?
...Q2>Do you think someone that does no pay tithes can be blessed by God?
The book of Malachi 3v10 [quote author=...]Therefore,ye bring all the tithes into the storehouse....[/quote]..
Q3>Do you think God punishes anybody who do not pay tithes?
Please lets discuss these, the word of God is like a two edged sword..Thank you

[quote author=NO #it is a sin#]..Do yhu know ur life reduces by the raps u smoke?[/quote]