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lightblazingnow:
Things are hard for you because the right solution hasn't arrived, when the keys and the helps starts flowing it seems life is easy.

It's good you experience the hard part right now, so that you could learn to manage wealth.

There is nothing which escape the ears and eyes of the all seeing, all loving creator.

Ride along folks, there is light in the end of the dark Kingdom and the Daystar will surely arise within you.

other's use their first to comment ''wateva'' to type trash but you choose to make sense...God bless you man

you send card for my phone....i load am.....SHARP SHARP
you call to ask for the card...i no see am bros....SIMPLE

and that man was like....snap am put online they go praise me tire

the younger brother na big fool...i kill you the moment i found my brother dead kaskia

theapeman:
you are jus beating around the Bush

is that how there teach you how to write an article?


you keep writing jargons with no solution to the jargons you wrote


what to do if your man is a sex addict! then you keep telling us story of a woman bla bla bla bla!

education is very vital!

i tell you my broda (this one weak me)

chopcy@yahoo.com

emonkey:
We are looking for new artistes to promote and manage. If you already believe you are as good as Wizkid , we are not looking for you.
If you think you could do with nurturing from where you presently are to stardom, drop your email address below and we will contact you shortly.

chopcy@yahoo.com

Naijaboyz:
And after buy it was will now happen put food on the table Just curious to know

niggur buy english first

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

THRASH

i think they're just trying to bring that nigga down

girls with their bad mouth

number 2 is just useless we dont beat

pocohantas:
The homebased wife isn't a smart one. She will end up complicating a painless procedure that has worked for years, thereby putting her husband in more problems.

Na lack of Vitamin 'D' cause this her rant.

vitamin what! (lawd take me)

i love early morning sex it neutralize my brain

no single medic in aso rock but you guys want to vaccinate the whole east with what exactly?

MediumStout:
What exactly do these igbo's want? Had this vaccination exercise began in the north and south west, you guys will blame buhari for Marginalization of igbos and favoring other regions. The president is proving to the world now that he is detribalized by sending the army to provide free medical care that none of your governors can provide yet all you can do is scream and raise false alarm instead of thanking buhari. IpoB was proscribed by the federal government and soldiers were ordered to provide health care for you people. It's called carrot and stick approach. The south east has the worst infrastructures in terms of hospital and medical care in the country, hence the need for free medical care. The out break of monkey pox in the SS and SE states is a reason why the army must vaccinate you people by force. You cannot be allowed to infect the whole country with terrible diseases cos you people are the most travelled tribe. This is the same mistake northerners made during GEJ era by rejecting polio vaccine. Their region has the highest cases of polio now. You people should limit your hatred for buhari. Accept him as your president if you want to benefit anything from his government and not be treated like 5%. A word is enough for the wise

WE WANT BIAFRA...i hope you get that in to your score

Homeboiy:
I wan see the video

na the rape you wan see

how much

Emytea:
Mine was on 17 dec 2000, when my mother was on d sick bed vomiting blood, and by then she and my dad ave divorce so i was by her side, taking care of her ,all of a sudden a wife to my mommy brother came to call me and all of a sudden she has being giving some certain amount of money by my dad to kidnap me bt to God b d glory that nite i escape and run back to d hospital but imediatly i enter d hospital my mom just died, xo painful dat i ave always vowed to retaliate

baba just forgive and hand all to God

bongolistik:
Here are first hand info on the 6 things to know about TSTV that is lauching today

1. The N5000 for TSTV initial purchase includes a decoder, a dish and a remote control but excludes any installation service charge.

2. TSTV Pay AS You Go pause service i.e. the ability to pause your subscription when not in use would be available to those that would go for the maximum subscription which is the monthly N3,000 package and you would only be able to pause subscription not more than 7 days, thereby allowing you 37 days at most for your monthly subscription. So don’t expect to use your 1 month subscription from January to December in the name of pausing or expect to user 1 day N200 subscription for 1 month.

3. The first time you buy the decoder is the only time you would be able to enjoy up to 20GB of data as bonus, for subsequent full monthly subscription comes with 10GB of data and not 20GB as some of you might be thinking.

4. TSTV has incorporated its subscription service payments into Quickteller the popular E-payment service in the country and just like DSTV, you would also be able to easily pay for your TSTV subscriptions through Quickteller.

5. You would be able to buy extra 1GB data or above from TSTV at the cost of N300 for 1GB

6. TSTV data allocation has nothing to do with watching of TVST channels but just a separate and additional offer to the entire TSTV concept or better still what you commonly regard as Value Added Service (VAS)

source: http://highteknology.com/2017/10/6-things-to-know-about-tstv-before.html

if i go to somewhere like ph or owerri to buy it can it work when i take it to aba abia stae?

if only i can Bleep this aunty

aleeyus:
But Togo is like local government for Naija eye

Rule, ruled, rulled or ruler Who cares about Togo

we the good people of africa do care

otimothy:
So if him marry wife and she no meet him expectations wetin him go do for front of him in-laws house?

beat her till they return your money back

this guys are only fighting for their belle not my own black

lanrejoe10:
Any price tag on their heads?

they go give you all ole

Dee60:
You cant beat them!

join them

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