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Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by chozkiel(m): 12:11am On Apr 02, 2016
poundsboy:
grin grin grin but expensive o
hahaha
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by chozkiel(m): 12:03am On Apr 02, 2016
poundsboy:
eya. you really pranked him o
lolz i also told ma uncle to go to one filling station dat der is one toyota camry ma friend park n der is fuel inside de car as he went i call him n told him april fool. omo if u hear insults ehnn. it was fun sha cheesy
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by chozkiel(m): 11:55pm On Apr 01, 2016
poundsboy:
hahA so you like April fool pranks?? lol
some can be very expensive you know
yea like i did to ma bro i told him dat his friend said he should go to their house n collect so packages. omo de guy went n only for him to combak n receive a happy april fool. grin
Romance / Re: I Need Cash, Pls Help Me With Scopes To Give My Parents. by chozkiel(m): 11:51pm On Apr 01, 2016
durentdbiitch:
grin
ma nigga next tym if dey send u again try n infom me so dat i cn send u ma acct num... wink
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by chozkiel(m): 11:49pm On Apr 01, 2016
yea i did one to ma bro
telling him dat his friend said he should go collect some goodies in his house my guy if u see run. he camebak only for me to tell him april fool
Romance / Re: I Need Cash, Pls Help Me With Scopes To Give My Parents. by chozkiel(m): 11:46pm On Apr 01, 2016
durentdbiitch:
sad Am a university student and we all know university students spend alot. Juss Last wk monday 14th march, i called home crying for cash; dad sent 15k, mum sent 9k.
As am typing here now, my Account is EMPTY

I've used all d withdrawable cash there. sad
Am about using d remaining cash to recharge my phone.

Am confuss, since last night i neva chop; I wanto faint as am typing dis.
I need money but don't kno hw to explain to my parents, i used 24,000naira in a WEEK.


Nairalanders help me on how to tell dem bfre hunger kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help ar broda sad
na u try pass. 24k in a week bro i carry nyash for u oo
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by chozkiel(m): 11:43pm On Apr 01, 2016
poundsboy:
I wish durentt, xchristy, masonkz, fearlesschicken, and chozkiel a happy new month. My other friends inclusive (outside naira land)
same to u. but i did not c ur april fool prank. #haha grin
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 10:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
poundsboy:
INA a south west, ama ni contractor ne, nna zuwa kano, katsina, Kaduna, Jos, zamfara, abuja, Lagos etc. Kai fa, ka Na makaranta ne ko ka Na aiki?
BTW I've started my diary. You can subscribe to it as well
ni dalibi ne a jos
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 9:50pm On Mar 23, 2016
poundsboy:
toh! Kana zama a arewa, ko a wurin sun berebe, ko wurin sun iyamerai? Which of them? Kuma kana da labari? grin
ina zama a Abuja
kai fa?
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 11:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
poundsboy:
its OK! As time goes on, you will see my mail and eventually other chats as well. Just be of good behaviour. Let me study you first.
BTW ka Na jin Hausa? (Do you speak Hausa?). We can start our own gist with Hausa (if you do speak)
ina jin hausa sosai abokina
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 11:42pm On Mar 17, 2016
grin
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 11:54pm On Mar 14, 2016
poundsboy:
just follow us to see gists. The gists here should be okay for you. I know you are harmless. But let me caution you, don't display your number on a public site like this next time. Please modify your posts and take off your number for your own good. There might be some bad guys who can even rape and steal from you or cause you other harm (419ners, ritualists etc.). You can see I edited yours as well. @masonkz please take off his number from your quotes so that he doesn't meet with scoundrels. The guy is so innocent. Let's help him. Thanks
@chozkiel you are welcome bro
ok i hve learnt ma mistake now. it just dat i like una post dats all
Religion / Re: Born Gay? It's Not Your Fault by chozkiel(m): 12:18am On Mar 14, 2016
poundsboy:
@masonkz I sent you a mail o @durentt I wish you guys had a whatsapp group to add me so that I keep laughing. Mail me if you do so that i add you guys. Mail gist can be soooooo boring
i will like to join de group n c de remaining gist...
+2347034720285
Religion / Re: The Pioneers (Fathers) Of The Christian Faith In Nigeria by chozkiel(m): 11:24pm On May 17, 2015
kcynho:
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dominus vobiscum cheesy
kcynho:
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dominus vobiscum

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Boarding School Students by chozkiel(m): 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2015
b3llo:
No, I schooled there.
wer u de stay now? n wat tribe re u bro
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Group For Talented People by chozkiel(m): 12:01pm On Mar 09, 2015
07038730275
Education / Re: 10 Types Of Boarding School Students by chozkiel(m): 11:50pm On Feb 21, 2015
b3llo:
I was an obedient student but things fell apart on the eve of my last NECO exams(Economics) with one of my teachers(Mr Poten). The man tried to bully me but I resisted him he later allowed me to go around 1:00am
#I_ECWA_Sec_Sch_Miango
#2010
wow miango? re u irigwe? sondu ho
Jokes Etc / I Need Private Jet by chozkiel(m): 10:12pm On Feb 17, 2015
Goody evening nairalander

pls hw much is private jet?
wer cn i get one?
Jokes Etc / Re: "Let's Spake English"....grammatical Blundaz by chozkiel(m): 12:37am On Jan 01, 2015
angry angry am a second children in parent childs
Religion / Re: Catholic Church To Launch TV Station In Abuja by chozkiel(m): 2:43pm On Dec 14, 2014
FrancisTony:
Hmm

Glory to Jesus.
Honour to Mary.

In nomine patris, et filli et spritus sancti
A-M-E-N. dominus vobiscum
Religion / Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Pastor Drinking Alcohol? by chozkiel(m): 10:53pm On Dec 08, 2014
undercat:
Our priest drinks alcohol uninhibitedly. I even served him two medium stout once when he came visiting. It would be nice to be in your shoes.
same i was an alter boi den but i dnt mind
Food / Re: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by chozkiel(m): 7:33pm On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi:



Huh? Drink boiled water?

Uhn Uhn.... angry

We'll eat cooked yam and raw salt kiss
White Beans and Red Oyel
Ogi and Cold water.

*smacks lips* Am I not the best cook ever? grin


[size=1pt]22/03/2015[/size]

hmm u re a good cookry
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 3:10pm On Aug 18, 2014
legendary4luv: Lil Wayne said :putting d*ck in the mouth is f*ucking they say....... well I guess a guy is no longer a virgin when he self serviced himself and released peak milk
u na peak milk u de release? God help u in sch.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 10:13pm On Aug 17, 2014
sweetsemen: you need to grow again.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 7:53pm On Aug 16, 2014
hatux: You need to grow up boy
how many tymz will i grow??
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 1:09am On Aug 16, 2014
hatux: Please can someone explain what the phrase 'virgin' means? Cos there's this guy I know who had never had sex, but he masturbates. So, I wanna know if that guy is also a virgin or not?
and de guy na u
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 11:20pm On Aug 15, 2014
sweetsemen: bf?...I no b gay.
anyhow. u b guy chek ur tin u ll c it
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 8:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
sweetsemen: na for where e dey?
ask ur bf he go tell u wer e de.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Be A Virgin? by chozkiel(m): 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2014
sweetsemen: There is something a lady possesses that qualifies her as a virgin... do men ve any?
lolz men do hve it o
Jokes Etc / Ebola U Too De Hurry by chozkiel(m): 7:32pm On Aug 15, 2014
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ebola virus y u de hurry? relax everybody go still die.
Religion / Re: Happy Feast Of Assupmtion To All Catholics by chozkiel(m): 2:55pm On Aug 15, 2014
sancta maria ora pronobis

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Religion / Re: A Thread For Catholics by chozkiel(m): 2:13pm On Aug 13, 2014
ProphetUdeme: is mary also included in the trinity? Why bless her name.. She is dead long ago and her bones awaiting rapture
can u tell us were de bones are? holyidiot

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