₦airaland Forum

stevoskyj:
Please any idea MTN outlet staff

within the same range of figures

balaclava:
No gock am o, 45k b like money but...
U go work d work of 100k sometimes above for 45k
Ur go work sotey ur life go hate himself for being inside u. E go wish sey him dey inside person wey get better thing to use am do.
U go suffer under Quality Assurance die, Na so SLA go b ur master. Mumu targets go b ur driver. U no go get ur Life. Later see go come pursue u with cane

Especially if Na ISON u be call picking floor agent.
Guy no go there.

lol

Admin401:
T-tony....this Sunday, the postman is going to deliver a package to my appartment. Don't let my Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 50 year old woman. A MILF, Mr. Stark. Yes, I couldn't resist the mommy. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved women abductions 10 months ago here in New York? That was me, Mr. Stark. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in Japan by master craftsmen and modeled after real obasans. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Mr. Stark. I emptied my college scholarship for that doll, Mr. Stark. Forgive me, Mr...

this is senseless!

getting guarantors

Kingrapha:

see painment

Kingrapha:
Your toy?

that is to follow his line of thought

Paulscholari:
Yeepa gnld don reach my area! Na wa o. Thanks Sir.

you would be surprised if I told you the extent of their reach

yeyerolling:
lies. the fresh graduate employed yearly into kpmg,pwc, Ey, Access bank, stanbic and other nko. carry trash comot here

with age limit o!

Collinz2:
The end of infinity war is not straight forward to me.

I became angry when Thanos told Thor you should have gone for the head before he snap his finger, to me he is telling him (Thor) how to defeat him.

I don't know baddass like Thanos have feelings I saw it on his face but he had to do what he did to have is goal.

fixed

superbloke:
So Marvel have their act together and doing great and DC movies are struggling. Big deal. What i dont understand is why you guys are acting like children fighring over who's toy is cooler.

it's simple. my toy is cooler, and it matters

hopless criminal!

Paulscholari:
BLISS INITIATIVES " on Tuesday 01/05/2018 based on your application as "Graduate Trainee" at last floor, university press building, funmec bus stop, acme, Ikeja Lagos by 10am.

Genuine or not

gnld

Ejiadepeps:
Please who knows how much mtn pays their call center agent

45k that's if you are a contract staff

sapidsapiens:
Nah, she didn't! I have a theory that she's actually immune to some infinity stones cs her powers are cosmic sef. But asides that,she didn't cos she's gonna be in Avengers 4

nigga, this is a wack explanation

YungForte:
Please how did you people even applied?

Kunle106:
They won't talk, they only come to nairaland when they needed info.

if na you, you go talk? seriously, don't expect to receive What you cannot give.

gustav25:
Hahaha...it's on. Cheers to the billion gang !!!

let's see if they can make it in a week

scully95:
Via brainwashing, lies, fakenews, Jihad and Crussade. All these you will find in Foreign ideologies but not in IFa which is the father of all of them. The Truth always win any day ! No matter how long, the Truth always prevail.

Isese Lagba... Agba ti o binu ni omo e Posi. A father that does not get agree will surely have more children arround him. This best define Ifa. Again they did not abandone Ifa. They only accpeted their foreign ideologies into the system and even Yorubanize it. They have Yorubanize the western and eastern ideology. This is what is know has cultural uniformity ! Which can only be found in Ifa, you will learn this.

Again these arrogant eastern and western ideologies could humble themselves and try to learn(They do this each time they come back to the source as you said too) from these Anterior Cultures, invisiible religion, learn from Ifa and using the ethical values within these cultures, African traditional identity, Culrure to suppress, marginalize the ethical values, to arbitrate their conflict with eacth other (often tme very artificial conflict for a geo-political struggle of Economic control).

na because power no dey dia jare!

GodFreyinNORSE:
Ifa is universal. It is Iching to the Chinese, Geomancy to the European and ilm al-raml in Arabic. The system is embedded in nature. Go figure.

For umpteen time, Ẹni yara lógún gbe. The Gods don't join senseless war with human.

The same white were once in history enslaved by blacks.


For your info, the slaves were not captured by the whites. They were rather sold by black men in exchange of valuables then. Though barbaric but it was perpetrated by black against blacks

the bolded is hilarious! where, when and how? bwhahahahhaa!!!

by the way, YES!!! the gods were involved! if the gods are/were not involved in war and conquest, then what use are/were they?

GodFreyinNORSE:
Become an initiate of Orisa and devotee of Ifa is tourism right?

The Lucumis and Santerias who adopted Ifa system to form new religion in the Southern America are tourists shey?

Whatever you are smoking is strong.

the system in south America was formed by black slaves who refused to drop their local deities (despite the failure of the gods to protect their worshippers from slavery and exile) and decided to merge it with the religion the white man practiced. ifa spread to that part of the world because of the vile slave trade.

scully95:
Lol. You are funny again.

What is Power ?
Knowlege is Power.
There is super power in the Ifa Super structure of Knowledge !
This is where you are missing the real deal again.

Ifa is a system of Knowledge ( a way of life, spirituality...) and the first of its kind ever. Let me remind you also of the first ever coding system ever known to Omoeniyan is Ifa 16 digits coding system.

What is similar to your/the western/Eastern Invention of Religion in Ifa spirituality is Orisa which is in Ifa super structure. Everything is in Ifa.
Let me also remind you that before the west even started using injection to pass drugs (ewe) to the blood stream, the Ifa system of Knowlegde already had what is known as Gbere. Then your western warlords were still drinking blood of each other during that Era.

So the Knowlege goes on and on and yes they always come to Ifa at the end of the day to learn more( You are right at least about that). Same goes to those pastors, imam name it. They always come to ifa at the end of the day.

That is just an example.

how come this superior knowledge could not save the old order from the foreign invaders? if you are so knowledgeable/powerful, how come a large mass of your people abandoned IFA and it's "super-structure" for foreign religions like Christianity and Islam? all what you have typed is a glorious hyperbole of the system you practice.

chetaobi:
It has been proven that jobs are no longer guaranteed and will be given over to those who are forward thinkers and high achievers. Microsoft Office training can be just the thing to jumpstart your new career or allow you to become more efficient at completing your daily tasks. Microsoft Office training will help you gain the knowledge that you will need to effectively develop an almost customized software platform for your office environment.

Microsoft Office has several programs that you can learn to master. A popular program in the MS Office suite is Access, which is a database program used to manage contacts and other information. Office also includes Excel, which is used to create customized spreadsheets to hold many forms of data. One of the most used applications in offices all over the world is Microsoft Outlook. MS Outlook is a robust tool for managing contacts, email, office notes, calendars and so much more. PowerPoint is a presentation design software package that allows you to create slide shows and handouts that will make any seminar or meeting a complete success.

The skills that Microsoft Office training affords you will give you a wider range of career positions to choose from. You can become virtually indispensable to your company by being a top producer and forward thinker. One of the greatest benefits to understanding the full capabilities of MS Office is flexibility. All of these programs and many more can fully integrate to give you maximum flexibility and performance from any department in your business or career.

After attending just a few courses you will begin to develop strategies that can ultimately increase your office's performance drastically. The workflow design that Office allows can help you drive your company into maximum efficiency. After you graduate from a specialized course you can carry a Microsoft certified label that will assist you in gaining the positions you have always dreamed of. So why not jumpstart your new career or give yourself an edge over the competition by signing up for the Leadhire Limited Microsoft Office training course today!
Date: 2nd - 4th May, 2018.
Time: 9am - 4pm

Visit www.leadhire.com.ng to register or call 08118193896 for more information.
At Leadhire Limited, we improve your people!

it is not free! it costs N10,000

yondiamekenpach:
hahah i did and boy was i impressed, at first i thought what the hell how can bato-man san be a ninja but the story line blew me away....i love marvel but like i said sometime ago here DC totally rules the superhero animated movies or series section....

GBAM!!!

GodFreyinNORSE:
And we are telling you that Ifa is not a religion but a spiritual system. These are two different things. Let me give you some hints.

Religion was founded by a person or group of people. Spirituality is not.

Religion creates a divisibility among people. It is either you belong to them or against them. Spirituality is all about uniformity of the universe, no one cares if you follow what they believe in.

Religion is guided with norm, regulation, doctrines and code of engagement. Spirituality involves non of these.

Religion purpose is to reach God. Spirituality makes you a God.

One many levels, religion is different from a religion setting. Accept that or not.

It is the common ways of a religion to demonize other religion even another set within same religion. The muslim slams and make jokes about Jesus. They insult the churches and often tag your pastors as tithe thieves. If there is anyone that have been ridicule most, it is the pastors who receive heap of insults for defrauding their gullible followers. The Christians do the same to themselves. Jehovah witness banning their followers from marrying other Christian sects. Baptist insulting Catholic. Trinitarian slamming monotarian, tithers against non-tithers. One pastor supporting maturation and the other disregarding it. There is no uniformity in the religion and that is the grave problem. Sunni are happy that Shiite are been killed. These are not strange to Yoruba who says Sadura ki n sami, ko fa ija. Meaning pray and I wil answer amen, this shouldn't turn to fight. This should tell that there is more WISDOM in Yoruba spirituality.

Ifa is been accepted globally today. Go to America. There is increasing acceptance of Ifa in South and North America. The so called invaders are now flocking into Southwest Nigeria so that they can be initiated into Ifa or any Orisha society. The churches in Europe are now been abandoned by the whites. These European are looking into the far East and Africa. Who and who visits churches in Europe except gullible blacks? The so called missionaries are now Onifa, Ìyá Osun and the likes. You brother is losing the other end of the rod.

the "ifa is not a religion, but a spiritual system" is a smooth and somewhat slippery way of dodging the simple truth I have put forward to you. I have heard similar arguments from Christians and Muslims alike, who claim they do not practice religion, but a system/way of life/relationship that links them with their creator. there is no power in what you are involved in. that is my position and I stand by it. the whites flocking towards you are just after exoctic things (for tourism, arts and academic knowledge) not that they really dig the orisa stuff you are all about. ifa is just exoctic, that's why the foreigners are interested in it, no need to make a big deal out of it!

scully95:
Read it again... You dont know anything about wars and please learn something about Wars and Relgion. Two different things.. The two are different ok. No excuse, it's still what it is.

ogbeni! war was a tool for the spread of religion! eg Islam. as for the other stuff you are yapping about, your orisas couldn't stop Christianity and Islam from tagging them as demonic and winning over converts. face it oga, you are powerless

frankbello1100:
HELLO EVENYONE HOW YOU IN PART IN WATCHING BIG BROTHER IN DSTV STATION OR YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE, RECRUITMENT IS AT NOW IF YOU WANT TO APPLY NOTE THIS KEYWORD.
(1) YOU MUST BE A NIGERIA CITIZEN. (2) YOU MUST BE UP TO 21 YEARS OF AGE. (3) ALSO BY WATCHING THE BIG BROTHER VIDEO IN DSTV OR GOTV, CHECKING OUT THEIR UPDATES. (4) HAVING INTERNATIONAL VALID PASSPORT TO JOIN APPLICATION ONLINE TO APPLY YOU NEED TO SUBMIT YOUR CV TO REGISTER YOUR CV TO ALLOW YOU TO BE A MEMBER OF BIG BROTHER NAIJA. CONTACT US ON THIS GMAIL Frankjohn200195@gmail.com NOTE THAT ONLY THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED CANDIDATE CAN TAKE PART, ALSO AVOID FRAUDSTER. THIS IS UR OPPORTUNITY TO APPLY MAKE UR DRAME COME TRUE.

scam!!!

scully95:
....


You are very funny lol to 'Jazz was not powerful'

First of all you are making a big mistak onto thinking one jazz is what wins war, that is a very big mistake. 'Jazz' as you may call it is just something that exist and does not exist as such. It was more like something lifting the morale of the Warriors.

The whites never conquered the Oyo as such, they did not stand a chance when they came first time as potugese and even the brits were delts with massivly. They were being killed like ants by the then Benin Empire. Go and read history.

Meanwhile Empire always come and go. Ottoman empire (What the North Arewa reffer to as Ousman danfodio) were the main tools used to attack kawara and benin. it was more of a betrayal of trust which the brites then used to their advantage. Dont forget the Ottoman empire too was conquered by the Brits finally. In Oyo the new Oyo under alafin Atiba conquered the Ottoman Jihadist but the Brits used that to its advantage.

Now going back to Jazz or no Jazz.
During the first world war, the Ottoman empire had the biggest army in the world but was technologically lacking behind and it was obvious that they could not win that war as the west were more technologically advance.

same thing goes to many African nations that were conquered. It was more of technological superiority but not Jazz or Orisa religion.

If for anything, Orisa religion has nothing much to do with fighting wars but the warriors do. There is never anything in Orisa that supports using its pricinples laid down by Olodumare handed over to Orumila to fight a religious war like you have in crussade(Christinity) and Jihad(Islam).

And this is how you will know Orisa religion is more superior to the arrogant east and west mere ideology parading itself as a religion.

Please don't get it twitted.

Rewind to the days of Esu ija. Read about the story of Esu Ija. During his rain, all the invaders were killed and prisoners of war were turned to slaves. These were more like stone age where there was no much technology but Ifa.

Many do not know that there is Mathematics, Physics, Philosophy, Peotry, Music, Religion, Chemistry, Medicine in Ifa super structure. It's a super structure of knowlege.

What was needed in Ifa would have been continous research by the branch in ifa known as Elewe Omo. They could have continued the technological advancement but did not.

So please stop saying one Jazz or no Jazz mantra in 2018. Study and try to understand your traditional identity first.

excuses! your post is filled with lame excuses! African traditional religion was almost uprooted entirely by invading religions such as Islam and Christianity! if the JuJu was strong, no such thing would have occurred. the truth is something superior came along and the inferior bowed out

MrRichmond:


Despite all the powerful jazz, the gods of old, our "able" ancestral spirits, the babalawos and the dibias, Africa was still conquered, plundered and colonized by white skin invaders.

Sad!

the jazz was not powerful jare

sapidsapiens:
For those who left the screening hall too early and didn't get to see the post-credit scene of Avengers: Infinity War ft Nick Fury and Captain Marvel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqB33fO488

but what if captain marvel disintegrated like the rest?

NwaAmaikpe:



This yeye Oba travels more than a runs girl.
Ozuo King.

watch your tongue!