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Career / Re: Female Phone Repairer Spotted In Warri At Robertson Plaza (Photos) by chrisskynet(m): 12:07pm On Oct 14, 2017
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I really don't understand dis type of girls
Sombori will jst prefer to suffer 4 nothing sake Wen all u hav to do is lie down nd open ur legs(its dat easy)
D annoying tin is that people think suffering is being decent Mtchewwww



#Eco99#


Sense fall on u, even if it's the shaft
Jokes Etc / Re: When Slay Queens Return To The Village (photo) by chrisskynet(m): 1:50pm On Oct 12, 2017
XaintJoel20:
She looks like an Igbo lady.
Wonder shall never end...
Akpamu gi dere
Jokes Etc / Re: When Slay Queens Return To The Village (photo) by chrisskynet(m): 1:50pm On Oct 12, 2017
XaintJoel20:
She looks like an Igbo lady.
Wonder shall never end...
Akpamu gi dere
NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by chrisskynet(m): 6:31am On Oct 12, 2017
stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head consoling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her




Too much Indecency
Crime / Re: 'We Steal From Bike Riders Who Patronize Prostitutes At Night' - Robbers. Photos by chrisskynet(m): 9:30pm On Oct 08, 2017
Dumb ass thieves
TV/Movies / Re: Picture Quality Of TSTV: Bein Sport HD Live On Tstv by chrisskynet(m): 11:03pm On Oct 06, 2017
MrBigiman:
Congrats to TSTV. These are the obvious findings:

1. They came many days behind schedule, thus they
are not credible

2. They promised Bein sports with English which they
never offered, thus they are prone to lies

3. Their box look big and ugly, meaning they lack
innovation

4. They launched first in Abuja, meaning it's a TV
station of those politician that have looted our common

economy. Note they were given 3 years tax waiver.
Enjoy ur TSTV. But not many will run back to DSTV,
because magic lives here.
Good day.

Be like say dstv don promise u 2 days free view.. Dstv dish fall on u

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Romance / Re: Groom Plays Video Of Bride Cheating With Another Man At Their Wedding Dinner by chrisskynet(m): 9:16pm On Oct 06, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
shocked what I love about this asians is the hairy pussy they keep. Hairy pussy is sweeter than shaved pussy.

You bleeped up dude, so bleeped up.. Coconut fall on u
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Contestants 2017 As Voting Commences (Photos) by chrisskynet(m): 11:44am On Sep 29, 2017
brainpulse:
85% if them are ugly. 90% are ibos and still cry marginalization.

You should change ur name frm brain pulse to brain leak cos ur brain dey leak
Gaming / Re: What's The One Game You Never Finished And Why?? by chrisskynet(m): 8:49am On Sep 27, 2017
Darksider131:
Devil may cry 3 (D.M.C) the game is just hard
And also
Resident evil 4, fu*cking long game


advise to some gamers: dont get bloodborne or darksouls 3 those games can cause cancer at certain points


finished DMC 3 nd Residents evil 4 twice.. Cos of Residents Evil 4 i became a blimey fan on RE Franchise... My Leon S Kennedy.

Got to a stage in Devil may cry 3 i got an electric guitar as a weapon... mehn flash back mode

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Crime / Re: 3 Men Sent To Prison For Fighting Over New Sex Worker (pic) by chrisskynet(m): 11:13pm On Sep 26, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Ekene Williams, 21, Kelly Ozor, 19.

I know, na only dem dey involve for dis kind nonsense. Smh.


Choi u too mumu... Akpa amu di ka gi
Crime / Re: Guy Who Called A Man 'Mad' In Kano Severely Beaten (Photo) by chrisskynet(m): 10:31pm On Sep 26, 2017
I see new meme coming out
Phones / Re: Tecno Spark K7 Full Review: Cheap Does Not Always Mean Crab!!! by chrisskynet(m): 4:10pm On Sep 22, 2017
goingape1:
tecno marketer were no sabi write good grammar!

even Ab0ki sabi English pass you!


So that is why u quoted everything cos of dis bleeping comment.. sense fall on u..
Science/Technology / Re: Native Cat Spotted At Yankari Game Reserve In Bauchi State. Photos by chrisskynet(m): 10:13am On Sep 21, 2017
That's a Lynx

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Plans To Escape Through Cameroonian Borders - Arewa Youths by chrisskynet(m): 9:38am On Sep 18, 2017
sarrki:
Kanu and Igbos are daft

Why hiding

He called my country zoo

Now we release Python one of the species in the zoo

The shayo man go hide

You can run but can't hide

We will definitely catch you

You will face the full wrath of the law


He called your country Zoo.. it's obvious ur stupidity knows no bounds.. Aint it a Zoo u beta shut d fucck up punk cos ur spilling out babadash. keep getting urself discombobulated.. u stay @home zipping Zobo nd ur here shouting his gonna face d wrath cum dish it out dnt jst stay on d cracked floor in ur house making noise.
Crime / Re: Teenage Girl Caught With Human Head In Imo (Graphic Photos) by chrisskynet(m): 11:02am On Sep 14, 2017
sarrki:
Igbos are solely responsible
Your stupidity is flawless
Politics / Re: Quit Notice To Igbos: Arewa Youths Change Their Minds, Reconsider Igbos (Photos) by chrisskynet(m): 10:48pm On Aug 22, 2017
Hadone:
Igbos and other Nigerians are our brothers and sisters. We live cordially with them and ask any southerner living in the north he will attest how we harmoniously live together and respect one another. We did northern declaration to deliberately awaken them and even other Nigerians that the north can survive with or without anybody. We of course prefer to live as a nation since it's what's destined by God, but we'll not tolerate any threats any longer from anybody. Let me repeat myself again that the northern declaration is just a wake-up call to awaken most especially the igbos to come back to their senses and either stay or leave. Simple!! And we can say that "kwalliya ta biya kudin sabulu" a Hausa proverb which mean to say aim has been achieved. Because shortly after the declaration, the igbos starts dabbling saying this and that not intending to depart northern territories. And look at our leaders, Emirs and Governors went against it even though it's known to them that the declaration is just a mere saying not fully intentional. But look at how the Igbos publicly misbehave and non of their leaders could talk to them. Anyway I'm ready to take all your abuses, but I love you as Nigerians. Thank you


Akpa Amu di ka gi... Ewu

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Politics / Re: Buhari Insulted And Threatened Nigerians On His Speech This Morning - FFK by chrisskynet(m): 7:06pm On Aug 21, 2017
gberra:
Shallow summation!
He needed not mention Nnamidiot Kunu, an inconsequential nincompoop. Buhari condemned both Ipob & Arewa youths in the strongest of terms.

Catarrh dey ur brain honestly... Ode
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Reacts To Buhari’s Speech, “Buhari Goofed Big Time In His Speech” by chrisskynet(m): 6:57pm On Aug 21, 2017
Tyche:
Seyi Law should go and rest. He seems to have an opinion about everything. Mtcheeeeeew


Shut the fucck up Punk
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual Excited To Enter Keke Napep For The First Time in his life by chrisskynet(m): 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2017
DRPAIT123:
if this news make FP,I will donate my balls to the people of Biafra

It did make Fp bt d good news is we really dnt need your deformed balls. I believe the Afonjas will put ur balls to good use so far it's a human part.
NYSC / Re: Photo Of Ngozi Blessing Oformezie, Imo Building Trapped Corper Who Died by chrisskynet(m): 11:56am On Aug 17, 2017
Bayajidda1:
grin



U knw I've being finking y u grinning den it hit me. Ur miserable, bleeped up, useless nd gone.. i pity u fool..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chrisskynet(m): 10:28am On Jul 31, 2017
Was rushing to serve bt nw I'm rushing to pass out..#NyscIsOverrated
Fashion / Re: Black Girl's Before And After Makeup Face by chrisskynet(m): 10:26pm On Jul 26, 2017
dessz:
see who dey talk, ur gf fine reach her.
ur gf that is so ugly that one look at her face, she made Santa die of fright.


Aaahhh Aahhh shey u go gree.. see as e take enter ur gf jst like dat Aaahhh
Education / Re: Students Of GSS Sabo Kaduna Writing Examination While Sitting On The Floor by chrisskynet(m): 3:36pm On Jul 26, 2017
sarrki:
I don't believe the story
you beta believe it.
NYSC / Re: katsina batchA stream 2 please come in by chrisskynet(m): 8:37am On Jul 24, 2017
chubbyswit:
thats cool. So will be able to make it to kst by noon if i leave early morning.


Definitely
NYSC / Re: katsina batchA stream 2 please come in by chrisskynet(m): 9:28am On Jul 23, 2017
chubbyswit:
enugu. But will make a stop at abuja then continue the next day. Do you have an idea about How many hours from abj to kst?


Give or take 4 to 5 hour tops..
NYSC / Re: katsina batchA stream 2 please come in by chrisskynet(m): 9:25am On Jul 23, 2017
ItsTutsi:
Its funny how majority of the southerners live by the media,the way u sound its like the south is some sort of "heaven on earth",whats spectacle or extraordinary about the south that u would have mistaken it for Dubai??,u sound very daft and pathetic by asking how "volatile and backward"katsina is,as if ur state is some safe heaven


U got issues dude..
NYSC / Re: Taraba State Corper Let's Meet Here by chrisskynet(m): 7:19am On Jul 22, 2017
Lol. You mean Taraba.. Quit giving urself hope dude, Taraba is fucckked up.. Give u 2 weeks
Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by chrisskynet(m): 12:29am On Jul 09, 2017
Nigger sneak up on u @ nite nd be shouting were is d money, u be like weres d shhit coming frm nd dube will be close to u.... Black dude

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Science/Technology / Re: Crocodile Caught Inside Lekki Flood (Photo) by chrisskynet(m): 11:04pm On Jul 08, 2017
Honestly i got no love for crocs, dey got no chill.. better save dan sorry. U c a croc kill dem all cos if it grows up den u got a big ish cos dey got no joy..

Wen u watch Nat Geo den u will knw crocs are wicked creatures.. heck wit sympathy. kill dem all

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