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I could finish one when I'm not hungry let alone when I am.

What are you really into?

I use bleaching agent and it always look as good as new.

Nairaland is a forum to spoil & a forum to be good.

suffering:
She's a little girl to me. I imagine her in diapers. Yuck.

You be correct elder.

Na to find correct cane. Small pikin don dey spoil.

Not late.

Chai! And I've being using any of them. Like any one serve same purpose. Eweee!
Thanks Op.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Happy birthday Nancy, I had to start keeping my distance from her when people were speculating that there is something between us

This is an old video. This video was captured when Nigeria plunged into recession if I'm not mistaken. But all I know is that I have seen this video years back.
Nairaland should have an investigative admin abeg.

What a story!
Yes, vanity upon vanity they say, poverty is vanity so also riches.

Choose wisely. God has given us power to make wealth.

Marriage is just mystery. Marriage is hardwork.
Need God in it to ride through till the end.

A movie script came to mind.

How about Netflix making a horror movie out of this. Like Archaeologist or divers in search of gold or valuables been haunted by ghosts of those victims down the waterbed. You know...just thinking script.

PlanToSucceed:
Like a motivational speaker would say, "the issue is not the problem you are facing but the solution you can think of".

Yesterday was a tough day for me but as a full blooded naija man exposed to hard life from childhood, I immediately found a solution for the problem.

Let me make it brief.

While I'm working hard so to get a job and beat poverty, I'm also praying fervently for God's mercy in my life because a single fame from Him can bury all the years of shame.

I'm seriously in need of a job and so I applied for a vacancy I was in the know. I was called for interview yesterday. The transport fare wasn't even enough but I managed to gather what could take me to and fro. Dressed in corporate, I went. All I had with me was N800 including my feeding. So I spent N400 for food, paid tfare N200 to get to the venue and N200 left for my fro. How the remaining N200 lost in my pocket, I can't tell till now. Can't even tell if a fellow applicant pilfered me.

After the interview, that was when I realized I was without a penny. I searched everything to find the missing N200 but to no avail. I almost cried because of how important the money was (pray against every spirit of poverty). Having not seen,

I approached the first two guys for help but they shunned me. Naturally I don't like begging. I prefer to die in silence than begging openly cos I feel very bad if turned down. After the first two guys snubbed me, as a true Nigerian and full blooded 'kpako', and sportive in appearance, something struck me. Immediately, I folded my trouser upward and to add comic to it, I left the tie still on my neck and in no time, I was on the road jogging and heading back home at around 2-3 pm with my file in my hands.

People were looking and in surprise over the unusual jogging dress. That was how I jogged on major roads and short cuts till I reached house. I can't really quantify the total distance but it is something over 10km. As I reached house, I freshened up immediately even though nothing to eat, I found Garri and sipped. Life goes on!

My prayer: may I make it in this life, Amen.

People, in all you do, work hard and pray against poverty. It is not something to wish even your worst enemy.

Meanwhile, the interview ended on 'we'll get back to you". I'm still waiting for them.

Thank you for reading.

Billionaire spirit & mindset you've got.

This is not true. I'll need a press statement from Righteousness89. Can't be his portion.

abraham77:
Bro, You don't understand the nature of the work, Please do not Say anything negative. The job may not be for you, try respect people that may be interested. Thank you

Guy, the bro above you dey speak the truth. I've been there. That job no easy o. Top the pay. Also state other functions.

AlphaAlex:
The Amount of money that goes into nonsense in this country will make you wonder how the country is still running . Northerners Are witches

I swear

Deep sh!t

There is need to report this post. Lemme click on report first.

Untimely death pervading. Need for prayers.

Hunger is a common reason babies wake during the night. Babies need to eat to grow, so it's not healthy to try and change this need or retrain it. Even if you know that you just fed your baby a couple of hours earlier, check to see if food is what your little one needs. Thirst is another reason babies wake up.

As babies develop more ways to express themselves, crying while asleep may be a sign that they are having a nightmare or night terror. Toddlers and older babies who cry while asleep, especially while moving in bed or making other sounds, may be having night terrors.

Finally, to keep them off crying, at the slightest turn or scream, sharply tell your wife to breast feed or give the baby water. Believe me it works.

A case of when followers beg to follow you.

None of them dey my phone.

Vickyvice:
My love for animals eh

For Yankee, na correct job be that wey be your passion abi love for animal. Push make you jand na. Naija no be a place.

Using knife will be too painful na

I learned all & it got me a great job.

This is a case of "make I go use my eye see".

christlike31:
Do you suggest the club is better? Maybe our higher institutions are better?
Nah

..The church.

The church is the BEST

Best place? Not true though.