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Sports / Re: Mikel Becomes 1st Nigerian To Earn More Than 100,000 Pounds A Week by Christianbente: 3:32pm On Jan 06, 2017
He is not the first to earn above 100,000 pounds.
Obafemi Martins earn more than him
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Truely Has The Tyre by Christianbente: 3:56pm On Dec 07, 2016
B

With the facial expression of A, seems he's mocking B
Investment / Ponzi Scheme Ultimate Cycler Crashes Today!!!!! by Christianbente: 3:34pm On Dec 02, 2016
MMM members, beware!!!!!

One of the ponzi schemes in Nigeria, Ultimate Cycler has crashed, sending panic waves across many of its Nigerian members who have invested their money in it as well as those who have equally invested in others such as MMM.
The ponzi website, Ultimate Cycler went down early Thursday morning, specifically around 10:30am(Nigerian time), shutting out every member who owns an account with it. When accessed, the site initially displayed an error line of code, before displaying ”Error 500” in bold letters, then it proceeded to display another message: “Be right back. We are currently updating the site to give you a more pleasurable experience and will be back online shortly. Our update estimation is to be complete over the next 6 – 12 hrs
Phones / Re: Phone Repair Myths Debunked (A Must-read For All) by Christianbente: 11:17am On Dec 01, 2016
I use nos 1 fact and it worked for me.
I phone fell into a gully, drank enough water.
I dropped the phone in a bag of uncooked rice and it came up alive again
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows The Oldest User On Nairaland ? by Christianbente: 5:53pm On Nov 23, 2016
IamNawty:
undecided

I'm epping my neighbour's daughter.
we are epping ourselves

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Politics / Re: Jega Blasts Universities Producing Bread And Sachet Water by Christianbente: 12:48pm On Nov 22, 2016
tolexy007:
grin example of such university is FUTA grin

That FUTA bread, no be maimai ooo
Taste great
Celebrities / Re: Ummi Zeezee And Ibrahim Babangida Trailed By Marriage Rumour by Christianbente: 1:26pm On Nov 10, 2016
carmag:
what am I hearing. .buahaahahahaha ***!!!


Simply,..she is a gold digger



but her boyfriend will benefit sha

A gold digger!! what are you?
A sand digger
Politics / Re: Clinton Lost Because She Wanted To Edit The Holy Bible – Doyin Okupe by Christianbente: 1:22pm On Nov 10, 2016
alienvirus:
And Trump won because he was an atheist.

Which is better?
He's not an Atheist
Politics / Re: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by Christianbente: 1:19pm On Nov 10, 2016
Every now and then, we keep hearing of Soldiers' death but no news of war in the North.
What is really happening?
Are the Soldiers killing each other or is there pestilence in the North?
We need answers!!!! cry cry cry cry cry cry[color=#000099][/color] cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Woman Spotted In Lagos Backing Her Own Chicken by Christianbente: 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2016
This isn't Lagos. looking for cheap popularity.
Shior!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Touching Love Story That'll Make U Cry by Christianbente: 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2016
La click la bend
Nairaland / General / Scammers Posting As Diamond Bank Customer Care by Christianbente: 11:58am On Oct 25, 2016
Okay, this scammer called me twice today each call lasting 10 mins.
He said he was from Diamond Bank and his name is Kingsley Nwachuku.
I comfortably engaged him in the conversation.
I made sure I provided him with necessary information he requested for. Although the information I gave him were false.
He kept pacifying me to be patient with him, while he log into my account to correct the error in it.
I told him I have all day to be patient.
Anyway, when i couldn't hold it anymore, after the second call.
I bursted into laughter telling him to go look for a better work. he hung the phone on me.
Now, his phone is switched off. I intend to reimburse him with the airtime he used in calling me.
Scammer jam scammer, LOL
NB: Please beware, his number is 07063424820 and 09032190368
Truecaller ID: Bruce Philip and S Money.

OP, kindly help move to crime section
Politics / Re: Youths From Jibrin's Constituency Protest At NASS, Call For His Prosecution by Christianbente: 11:37am On Oct 13, 2016
A man revealed the level of corruption being perpetrated in the so called house of congress. Here comes the youth who are to be leaders tomorrow protesting against his removal. How will this Country ever move forward? Rather for us to encourage him in order for him to reveal more, by which the whole Country can speak with one voice against these evil individuals. we are protesting. I pity the future of this country, IF there is any in the first place.
Fashion / Re: Camel & Needle Unveils Nairalander As Fashion Ambassador With Dramatic Shots by Christianbente: 7:39am On Oct 07, 2016
Waoh! Is this not Kola that went to Alpha nur and pry school?
Nice one guy
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU Protest Against Vice-chancellor In FUTA by Christianbente: 7:26am On Oct 07, 2016
Nice one. Up Futa!!
TV/Movies / Re: Fire Outbreak At Galaxy TV, Lagos by Christianbente: 12:46pm On Aug 24, 2016
Not surprise, this TV station like to burn. this is not the first time its burning
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Way To Make Money by Christianbente: 4:11pm On Aug 15, 2016
La click, la die
Jokes Etc / Re: Trending Joke by Christianbente: 4:48pm On Jul 14, 2016
................ This is not a joke
Health / Re: Help! His Genotype Is AA And His Wife's Genotype Is AS But Their Daughter is SS by Christianbente: 11:35am On May 12, 2015
Let them go to sango to confirm na
Jokes Etc / Trekking For Election Update by Christianbente: 8:02am On May 12, 2015
Everyone has been trekking around the country to congratulate one politician or the other concerning their contribution to the success of the last election, but no one has thought of trekking to heaven to thank God for granting us a peaceful election.
Well I have decided to embark on the journey. Nairalanders should give me their blessings before I start the journey. Adios cry
Family / Re: 10 Signs Your Child Is An Old Soul In A Young Body by Christianbente: 7:52am On May 12, 2015
All the points listed relate to my girlfriend, she behaves over too mature and sometimes get me scare. Now that I know what it is, I might as well run away
Romance / Re: Lost Interest In My Girlfriend by Christianbente: 1:02pm On Jan 23, 2015
Sweetmarriage:


Helo. I think you should see responses from married people also. I want to post your question to our facebook community page. On facebook search for Nigerian Papalette. But i need your permission first.
Go ahead
Sports / Replace Your Swap Shirt At Your Own Cost, After The Football Match by Christianbente: 8:20am On Jan 23, 2015
Richard Money will warn his Cambridge players that any shirts swapped with Manchester United's megastars after Friday's FA Cup tie must be replaced at their own cost – and anyone trading them at half-time will be shirtless for the rest of the game.
A shirt-swap souvenir with Wayne Rooney or Robin van Persie will cost them the price of a new shirt, priced at £39.99 at the club shop - unless they can persuade chairman Dave Doggett to dip into the £250,000 the League Two club will earn from the game.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2922793/Cambridge-players-replace-40-shirts-swapped-Manchester-United-stars-FA-Cup-tie.html#ixzz3PcvFs0yI
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Romance / Re: Lost Interest In My Girlfriend by Christianbente: 5:04pm On Jan 22, 2015
I am of a soft mind, quiet and gentle. that is why I dont know how to go about it.
and to be honest, it's always fun being around her.
Romance / Lost Interest In My Girlfriend by Christianbente: 4:54pm On Jan 22, 2015
I have been dating this lady for about a year now and all of a sudden without any misunderstanding I lost interest in her.
She so much love me and care alot about me. We have even started planning our wedding.
Fellow nairalanders how do I tell her without really hurting her?
Jokes Etc / Zebra Crossing In Nigeria by Christianbente: 1:43pm On Dec 13, 2013
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Autos / Re: SOLD! Pimped Corolla S Tokunbo For Sale.. Cool Red Profile + Cool Price!!!! by Christianbente: 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2013
is this pimped or the car was coloured with poster colour sad
Sports / Is Messi's Career Gradually Coming To An End by Christianbente: 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2013
Hello nairalander, I looked for Messi in year 2019 in football manager and couldn't find him, while CR7 is still active. is his career not gradually coming to an end as predicted by football manager with his recent injury crises?
Sports / You're A Mickey Mouse Player. Mourinho Tells Westbrom Defender by Christianbente: 12:06pm On Nov 12, 2013
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho and West Bromwich defender Jonas Olsson were at the centre of a furious tunnel row in the aftermath of Saturday's fiery draw.

The pair were involved in an angry bust-up as they left the Stamford Bridge pitch just moments after referee Andre Marriner awarded Chelsea a controversial injury time penalty that Eden Hazard converted to secure a 2-2 draw.

Initially, the duo were embroiled in a foul-mouthed slanging match, with Mourinho calling Olsson a 'Mickey Mouse player' while the Swede told the Blues manager to 'f*** off'.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2502033/Jose-Mourinho-Mickey-Mouse-Jonas-Olsson-bust-up.html#ixzz2kQcWTVyU
Politics / Re: Uke Stampede (survivors Account) by Christianbente: 8:23am On Nov 05, 2013
A new trend seems to be unfolding in Lagos State as robbers now kill security operatives for the sole purpose of snatching their guns which are later used in carrying out robberies.

The revelation came to the fore as the Lagos State Police Command arrested an eight-man robbery gang.

According to Police authorities, the suspects, Ife Olubaba, Saheed Wasiu, Segun Idowu, Wasiu Rafiu, Odelade Kabiru, Waliu Sonni, Taiwo Obafunsho and Taiye Agege; killed policemen and snatched their rifles.

PUNCH Metro learnt that after the robbery, operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad commenced investigations after which the suspects were arrested in different parts of Lagos and Ogun states.

Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko, told journalists that one of the suspects, Olubaba, was a close associate of robbery kingpin, Abiodun Ogunjobi aka Godogodo.

Manko said, “On October 9, 2013, a group of armed robbers shot policemen attached to Iju Police Station and snatched two rifles. On November 3, 2013, around 3am, as a follow up on the incident, SARS men launched a man hunt and eight of the robbers were arrested in Lagos and Ogun states.

“Two AK-47 rifles with two AK-47 magazines fully loaded, one automatic pump action gun, four locally made pistols and 135 live cartridges were recovered around Egbeda area of Lagos along with their operational vehicle, one Hyundai Tucson with registration number MUS350GB.

“During the exchange of gunfire between the robbers and SARS operatives, Taiye Agege, who is the second in command to the gang, was fatally wounded.”

The leader of the gang, Olubaba, told our correspondent that it was Agege that advised him to kill the policemen. He said they snatched the guns because the policemen’s guns were superior to theirs.

He said, “It is Taiye (Agege) that is the leader of the gang, I am only the deputy. We were on our way to a robbery operation in Iju when Taiye said we should kill the policemen and collect their guns. He said the policemen’s guns were superior to ours. He then ordered the driver to reverse the vehicle to where the policemen were stationed.

“He gave me a pump action rifle and he held his own pistol and alighted from the vehicle and we opened fire on the policemen. We killed the policemen for their guns. We quickly snatched their guns and drove off.

Obafunsho, who is a female suspect, said she never participated in any robbery but Olubaba usually gave her money.

She said, “I have never followed them for any robbery operation, I sell frozen foodstuff in Mushin and I have three children. Olubaba usually gives me money once in a while but it wasn’t until I was arrested that I knew they were robbers.”
source: The Punch smiley shocked

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