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Absolute insanity! The crazy, greedy Fulani man wanted the whole country for himself and his family alone! Buhari’s administration is by far the most corrupt in the history of Nigeria — “Mr Integrity,” my foot!

How on earth did someone who studied Islamic law become a SAN and was even made the Attorney General of the Federation?! A dullard like this Malami man amassing so much wealth through corruption under a supposedly “Mr Integrity” presidency!

It is this kind of stupendous wealth that these northern elites use to keep the vast majority of northerners — and, by extension, other Nigerians — in perpetual poverty through that ignominious “rankadede” system, which breeds nothing but poor almajiris.

These hypocrites from the North hide under religion to commit all sorts of atrocities — crazy people!

Supported!

Islam + Igbo = terrible combinations!

Samuel Ortom is "Ara-oko" — an unexposed villager!

Stephen0mozzy:
That's what the Soviet Union thought too. All Empires that rise will also Fall.

Ask Rome, Persia, Egypt, Babylon, Britain (UK).

Either explodes from external Powers or implodes via Civil War.

America won't fall in Jesus name.

Which yeye warrior spirit is that, man?! Abeg, who cursed these people to always reason awkwardly like this?! Warrior spirit my foot! Osimhen needs to be told the bitter truth—if he continues with that kind of attitude, his downfall is imminent. He needs to be very careful.

Which goal did he score in the ongoing AFCON that Lookman did not contribute to? We are the ones hailing him, and if he begins to see himself as bigger than the team (the Super Eagles) and Nigeria,we will gladly put him where he belongs—a nobody!

Wetin dey worry that boy?! Shey Lookman wa kere ninu aye ni!

Ezeama400:
Normally I shouldn’t have replied you because you have been programmed to reason in a particular way, but for the sake of readers, I have to ..

GDP is what is used to measure development, which Imo state Igbo land is 4th after Lagos, Rivers Akwa Ibom , then followed by Delta which I am proud of.. I don’t wanna use IGR which Enugu state is even number one in 2025 , because that should not be counted as development ….

Again, when it comes to migration, a data was released here around july 2025, and we all saw how you all have fled Osun Oyo for Lagos, making South west number one region in Nigeria that don’t stay in their state, only for SS and SE to be at the bottom, against the propaganda you guys have sold for ages about migration..

And finally , you are taking about land mass, don’t you know that Taraba state alone is two times bigger than that entire South West ?. But due to the fact that you have been programmed to reason in a particular way
like I stated earlier , you couldn’t do your findings to find out that what defines a Nation or group is productivity and population, not a land mass.. Btw, what made you think that every Igbo man you see on nairaland is from south East ?

E no go better for person wey program Una to be reasoning this way.

You’re a chronic liar! Everything you said here is nothing but lies. Let me single out just one of them to expose your lying ass:

Taraba state landmass = 54,473 Square kilometers.

South West = 76,852 Square kilometers.

Now, tell us: how is Taraba State “twice as big as the entire South-West”? And if Osun and Oyo people are in Lagos, are they not still within their region, with their kith and kin? Is Lagos State Igbo land, or is it within your region that you people have emptied your entire population into Lagos?!

SmartPolician:
I don't know why we have the EFCC and ICPC doing the same things. EFCC doesn't have offices across the country but ICPC does. Disband ICPC and convert their offices to EFCC state offices across the country. Why do we like duplicating roles?

To create jobs for the boys!

A 45-year old man should be able to sexually satisfy you — a 27-year old young woman. You're both young. I guess it's his lifestyle that is affecting his sexual performance and trust me,if that's your major concern,it can be speedily worked on.

We love Reno Omokri,regardless!

Life — she was once a very beautiful,young woman!

Ekuke + Alsatian = Ekusatian!

Sijo01:
Where is Union Bank

Good question! What a pity — the big, strong, reliable bank of old is now just a shadow of its former self.

From what I could gather about Union Bank—specifically what is responsible for the change in its fortunes—my sources within the bank reliably informed me that it was a case of self-destruction. According to them, some “over-sabi” individuals employed by the bank eventually ruined it. They said many of the bank’s best hands were lost to competitors, while others were unjustly schemed out of their jobs as a result of office politics.

At a point, when I was still running my account with Union Bank, I even encouraged my friends and colleagues to open accounts there because I was truly enjoying their services—smooth and efficient. However, all of a sudden, I began to notice a sharp decline in service quality. Today, the bank is merely a shadow of its good old self. I am therefore not really surprised that it's yet to meet the new capital requirement. Just a few days ago, I discussed this subject with my mum, who encouraged me to open my very first bank account with Union Bank during my early undergraduate days at the university in Ile-Ife, Osun State. Stubbornly, my mum still keeps all her savings with Union Bank but she won't stop bothering me with myriads of issues she has with them!

NewHe:
What a wonderful tournament 5 of the 8 quarter finalists are west African teams!

There are 4 west African teams there actually — Nigeria,Senegal, Mali,and Ivory Coast. Cameroon is a Central African country.

Mr. Ayatollah, I pray you strike Israel first so that Benjamin Netanyahu will have ample opportunity to erase you and your evil regime from the face of the earth. It was Donald Trump who saved your terroristic ass the last time; this time around, you will definitely join your fellow terrorists like Nasrallah, Sinwar, etc., in hell, competing for 72 virgins therein.

Osimhen needs to be very careful. People with his kind of attitude don't usually end well. If he thinks he can bully Lookman in the Super Eagles team,a very big surprise awaits him. Lookman has it both cold and hot in him; he won't hesitate to serve Osimhen whichever he deserves!

OLOKOESHIN:
Congratulations
Is he black or white

That's a black man right there,even though he is of mixed — black and white — parentage. Liam is a black man, same as Barak Obama.

God bless Israel!
God bless Nigeria!
God bless Yoruba land!

What's this crazy man's business with whatever anybody drinks or eats? Did God assign him to watch what people eat or drink? You hate Christians who drink beer but your beloved Muslims — bandits and Iswa terrorists — do not only drink alcohol but take all sorts of hard drugs. I guess you love them still because they are Muslims. It's time this crazy islamist called Gumi is put where he rightly belongs — where he will never be able to hate or love anyone again!

I think Maduro is a criminal. He deserves what he got.

Afrobasic:
This will be Nigerians soon.

In Trump we trust

Chinedu, you have no idea what you’re wishing for! Nigeria is not Venezuela—Africa is a highly tribal space. I’m not saying Trump couldn’t attempt the same Venezuelan playbook in Nigeria, but the outcome would not be the same. Take this hint: make sure you’re not in any part of Yorubaland if such a Venezuelan-style scenario is ever played out or repeated in Nigeria. The country would never be the same again, and it would be exceptionally tough for people who cannot live on their own ancestral land.

Some people are not just wise!

Alagbari!

Penguin2:
That tells you he’s ready to become running mate to Peter Obi.

Tell Tinubu to pack his bags.

Why is it that you guys from that side have a very poor understanding of politics?! If the gibberish you typed up there is your interpretation of Kwankwaso's statement,trust me,you guys political misfortune has only just begun!

Jagabanfromcali:
It is only a regime change that can stop tnisn

Regime change? And put who there? Peter Obi,right? I laugh,only if you know what you're inviting on your head?

All Yoruba of kwara state must come together now,speak with one voice,and liberate themselves from the shackles of emirate of Ilorin. Darkness and light have nothing in common — Yoruba of kwaraband Kogi must be merged with their kits and kins in South west.

Why Tinubu is still keeping this man as Minister of Power is beyond common sense! He has no clue how to solve Nigeria’s near-comatose power supply problem. How on earth this Adelabu man dreams of becoming the next governor of Oyo State is quite astonishing—a failure like him!

DomPerignon:
Iran bombed the shit out of Israel so much so that Netamyahu had to call Trump to beg Iran to stop.

Lol—quite funny! Do you even know what taking complete control of Iranian airspace by the Israeli IDF means? It simply means Israel was at liberty to reduce Iran to dust within hours if it had chosen to do so.

Believe it or not, Iran doesn’t come anywhere close to Israel in terms of military strength and capability. If Israel decided this minute to liquidate the Ayatollah, it would be achieved within 24 hours. Israel is that militarily strong.

Even during the last skirmishes with Iran, the IDF kept sending solidarity messages to ordinary Iranians, making it clear that Israel was not fighting them. That alone tells you that Israel did not treat it as an all-out war with Iran. Believe me, Iran stands no chance at all against Israel in an all-out war.

Go away and never come back — you won't be missed. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Mumudeen.

Trump,over to you sir,Kogi forests need some actions!