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 Romance › What will You Give Your Husband/Boyfriend for Christmas? by christyne(op): 10:50am On Dec 06, 2005 |
So to everyone, Christmas is at hand: what are you going to give your partner? [for ladies] |
| Romance › Re: What Will You Give Your Girlfriend/Wife for Christmas? by christyne(f): 10:30am On Dec 06, 2005 |
mamba:It doesnt really matter.Girls/ladies can do better than guys nowadays.Wat a man can do,a woman can do better,best......... |
| Nairaland General › Re: 10 things every single girl must own by christyne(f): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2005 |
really really interesing |
| Jokes Etc › Rent for Apartment by christyne(op): 11:37am On Dec 02, 2005 |
A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. |
| Jokes Etc › Decode by christyne(op): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2005 |
Decode the following: I + the opposite of W + I + the 19th alphabetic letter two times + the 21st. Add the 21st letter and let me know the answer. If u can decode it, i o u ............guess!!! |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve vs Omotola vs Ini Edo vs Stella damascus by christyne(f): 11:30am On Dec 02, 2005 |
mmmmh.....................looks gr8
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| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve vs Omotola vs Ini Edo vs Stella damascus by christyne(f): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2005 |
Check her out!!!!!
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| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve vs Omotola vs Ini Edo vs Stella damascus by christyne(f): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2005 |
In order........ Omotolly Gene Stella Ini Omotolly, she's da best |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How many women can a man marry? by christyne(op): 11:01am On Dec 02, 2005 |
Hot angel, thumbs up!!!Hope u understand me. Thanks gurl. |
| Jokes Etc › How many women can a man marry? by christyne(op): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2005 |
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy", the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." [color=#000099][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › A programmer and The wise Engineer by christyne(op): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2005 |
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.". Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer. Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers - all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep. 1 Like |
| Food › Re: if nairaland was to feed all of us what would you like to eat by christyne(f): 3:39pm On Dec 01, 2005 |
Anything nice, ok n eatable cos nothin i no fit eat.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: football in bed by christyne(f): 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2005 |
I cant just stop laughin.....  =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Three Scientists by christyne(f): 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2005 |
Infact, i cant just stop laughin.U ds guy, u go kill person.I go go report u to baba iyabo say u dey abuse am.The most handsome guy of our time.I knw u r not as handsome as he is, dts y u dey yab am. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by christyne(f): 10:28am On Nov 28, 2005 |
[ote author=tolutope link=topic=2801.msg113365#msg113365 date=1133099537] ..since most lawyers r liars...... xcept people like mi.... [quote][/quote]and wat gives u d assurance dt u will not be like d rest lawyers,tolulope? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God's Email by christyne(f): 10:25am On Nov 28, 2005 |
sorry, tolulope, i said b4 its too late.........its late. |
| Fashion › Re: Why Are Our Ladies Not Dressing Decently? by christyne(op): 6:26pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Infact,i'm short of words cos i dont really knw wat else to say. Tho u r right abt dt but d fact still remain dt one must dress decently. I knw some pple are out there sayin just exactly as u've said dt "why can't christyne dress more decently?" but its ok sha U seems to be some one dt doesnt give up easily n i like u for dt.  |
| Fashion › Re: Why Are Our Ladies Not Dressing Decently? by christyne(op): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
U dont have to be like an Arab woman as said by seun b4 one can dress decently.Putting on a simple dress without any show off is a decent dressing.U cant compare a lady putting on a nice tube top with short with d one puttin on a simple trousers/skirt with a nice top,ok? Abeg my frd, dressing different frm dressing,ok? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Pastor's Salary by christyne(f): 4:32pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
I think d woman shd be able to perform better at 7o lol A nice joke pal. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibo Boy & Girl at Peppersoup Joint by christyne(f): 2:12pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Never mind me o jare.All girls frm all tribe do dt,ok? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God's Email by christyne(f): 2:08pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
I think i got one, wont u ask me wat it says b4 its too late? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibo Boy & Girl at Peppersoup Joint by christyne(f): 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
I've said it all, Ibo girls, abeg una, change oooooooooo This yawa too much sorry abt dt but dts d truth. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus and Satan on a Phone Call by christyne(f): 2:05pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Hey, a nice one dude! I think all lawyers shd be more careful cos devil is really expectin them by his side,ok? lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pastors by christyne(f): 1:47pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Infact, u really knw dt nigerian's are dubious.(but not all oooo cos i'm not lol) Thats a really nice one,i love it girl. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Father and Son by christyne(f): 1:41pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Hey, dts a nice one. |
| Fashion › Why Are Our Ladies Not Dressing Decently? by christyne(op): 5:53pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
Well, to my own understanding, i believe girlz like dt do it for show offs, some do it cos they r been influenced by frds, some do it cos others r doin it while some do it all in d name of fashion.But d one i hate most r girlz dt do it for attraction, notice me, i dey here no forget me ,i sabi am come meet me n so on. |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Tell a Guy You Don't Like Him? by christyne(f): 5:18pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
It is not really simple n easy as said by loveth cos its gonna break d guy's heart.U can only say it straight to his face if u knw u r heartless n cruel. |
| Romance › Re: If ur heart is broken,what will you do? by christyne(f): 5:15pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
 Oh! wat a pathetic n touchy story but u cant say becos u've been hurt,u'll not love n help any lady again.There's ds proverb dt says if u close ur eyes for a bad person to pass,u wont knw wen a good person will pass u by.So y not take it like dt n move on with ur life?Remember, God said we shd do good all d time.Guess wat, u r gonna meet someone sweet but pls, dont break her heart. |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date a Man Twice Your Age? by christyne(f): 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Ibo girlz,i dey sorry.I hear say na una like money too much. But no mind them o jare, who no like money n better things. Above all, money no be everything, if u love the man, u've got all.  |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date a Man Twice Your Age? by christyne(f): 4:41pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
Sure i can so far he's stinkingly rich, mind u, in pounds as said by adesodgi. Guess i shd be an ibo girl  |
