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lalaosky: lol..i saw some.i saved it too...go through the pages, some are still unhidden.lol

Checked all but didnt see any funny one. They've hidden everything and the thread has been closed on request. Just wondering if the OP is related to S....lemon(for requesting thread to be closed).

Caracta: Three months, two weeks, four days and 2 hours.

Who amongst your e-bfs is responsible? Date noted. *starts to calculate date for naming ceremony*.

@ OP: You're wasting time. I can help you. Better go and sell your china phone that you're using to browse NL & use the money to buy cutlass,hoe,shovel,rake & watering can. I have an acre of land that I can give you to do farming and you can start planying cassava & stuffs on it asap. Before your wife does 9months and delivers,you'd have saved enough money from it to buy sma gold n pampers for your new child. So,you allowed durex n gold circle n co to waste their money in advertising condoms;abi? When you start tilling the ground in hot sun to make a living,you'd understand life better. Congrats on being a father. Dont disturb your wife o. Blame yourself.

Caracta: *vomits*

How many months is it?

lalaosky: what tha fûck!!...this is where i wish i was mod so that i can see those hidden posts...damn, coogar can diss...oh my lawwwd!!...i've never seen so many hidden posts in a family section thread like this one....lmao

I couldn't see anything there. I think the topic of that thread should be "THIS POST HAS BEEN HIDDEN".

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dont8: Kwashiokor dey get 6packs or you mean skeleton

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]I know. Ur ryt thanks[/quote]Hey! Why're u facing the other side(in ur pic)? Abeg,turn face me make I give you small kissingshen for lip. I'm in front of your house;just look outta d window and you'll see me. I'm standing in front of the barber's shop.

By the way,how much did you say the peruvian hair was yesterday,and how many do you want to buy? I think you'd also need some tunisian,egyptian n mexican hair;in short,you can have whatever you like. I dnt want you to wear Nigerian hair again;it's too local.

ItsModella: cool speech bro....not!!

Would have been surprised if you had agreed it was one. Just kidding though. If you guys(ladies) feel cool with your peruvian/brazilian isht,no p. So long as it's not my money she's using to pay for it.

CFCfan: lmao . Them never try Southern Sudanese hair

Sudan? Dose pple wey war done nearly kill,wey dia citizens dey carry plate beg for food,na im Nigerians go dey carry dia hair put for head? Naija babes dey f**k up shaaa

Idowuogbo: Nigeria get hair? Na squirrel dem dey process give we na!

May God have mercy on you. Na my country hand you dey fall like that?







so na my country hair na im una take dey stay house do house wife/girl things? May God have mercy on you guys.



[quote author=queen_of_sheba]lol. Nigerian hair is for weekends na [/quote]

Idowuogbo: Nigeria get hair? Na squirrel dem dey process give we na!

May God have mercy on you. Na my country hand you dey fall like that?






At all Nigerian guys: Say no to foreign hair;say yes to local hair. Support our local hair just like GEJ is supporting local bread made from cassava n local rice grown in abakaliki. Support local products n help our economy grow. Stop allowing your chicks waste our foreign exchange on peruvian/sudanese hair. #PROUDLY NIGERIAN.

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]LMAO, yes full lace peruvian[/quote]Hmmmm.
Brazilian hair,Peruvian hair,Egyptian hair,Tunisian hair,Mexican hair,malaysian hair;una dey forbid to wear NIGERIAN hair? Haba!

Idowuogbo: Emmmh.. Bros am not coming as a video gal, am coming as Badosky aka fi mi le joor! Alias Mosofuwontele say u go blow.

No wahala madmosse...

ItsModella: yes naw, valentine is fast approaching...we need magas!!

Hmmmm. That reminds me,e get one babe wey I been dey chyke. I think I need to slow things down this period. Will pick up from where I stopped,the week after february 14th. Thanks for reminding us.

Idowuogbo: Can I come on set? No jokes o! my ajasas na die.
For reals tho, d album cover is wack joor! She resemble miss piggy.no offence#

*walks up to her and touches her neck with back of palm to feel her temperature* U sure say u well so? Na my artiste you dey yab so?....lol. U're sure free to come on set. Dress code: classy,sassy n matured. I trust you to deliver more than that *winks*

Idowuogbo: She's shyte mahn! If na me dey set, u go blow! Gba!

lol. as u nor cone gree come set nko,wetin we go do? anyways,wat do you honestlythink of her songs especially "mon jaye ori mi"? We're shooting that next week. I'm thinking of creating 6 different remixes to it though. I wanna do a lot of experimentation on it by remixing it into different genres.

*puts on the deck and starts to dance to NONYE's "mon jaye ori mi"*
etighi,azonto n some papa's dance.

@y'all: kindly google "nonye toria" & download her four singles. Kindly let me know what you guys think about her songs. She's my artiste. Blunt honest comments would be appreciated. Thanks.

Idowuogbo: Pardon? U say?

Audience!!!!! Attention!

International thief thief, I.T.T.
International thief, I.T.T.
International rogue
Well, well, ha
Well, well, ha

Motherfuckers
Bastard motherfuckers
We yab dem, yeah
Hurry up there, say....yeah!

Oya,come make I carry you go church. You nor see say dem don cure me? Make we go MFM.

@ayobase & itsmodella: next time I catch you two fighting,I'll lock you guys inside a room n make sure you both fight nak.ed.
@Idowuogbo: Shebi doctor warned you to always take your injections nd never miss your medicine? But you refused. See urself now. You dey wear g-string on top jeans,dey dance fela n showkey;I sorry for you....

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