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[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]You guys make me laugh[/quote]On a normal day,I don't think of viewing people's profile pics but the amount of asses associated with your Name on this thread,made me click on your profile. All I can say is "sebe-rebe". Nice curves in the right places. You make them guys wanna learn how to create sculptures...

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She actually vomited in your mouth? Gosh!!! *pukes*.

blamelessly: Dear Mr Alabarrow crusher, *smies*. I'll give u this scenario. Picture a very poor family in d villa. They have little to wear& show off. Their faces are at peace. There is so much love that nothing else matters. They look so content.
And the 2nd scenario. Picture an extremely rich family. Everyday is filled with no peace of mind, troubles here and there. Love seems so far&d tears r so near 2 fall.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with marrying a poor man as long as he is not d wrong poor man. The right one will always find a way to make things work. And where do u have d idea that I don't have enough money for two?
Pls send ur proposal to be considered jare.

Erm,erm,..... Where should I submit it? Head office or branch office? Can I come in my bathroom slippers and my faded "abibas" T-shirt?

smh. When guys start doing what women do;how will our census be correct?.

byvan: I ll like to see this also written about Mynd44 and sexkillz.CFCfan,sexkillz and mynd44 are among the few decent guys on NL.

@CFcfan,however I hope you are not using the nice guy approach to commit your own atrocitiesooOooo!!!!but if the e you is the real you....May God bless you with an equally great wife!!

Are u a learner? Where did u put my name? Better edit that post and include my name there before I send pyguru after you.


*God,God,God;how many times did I call you? I was bad but u asked me to change my ways n follow you n I did. Ever since then,my market value with the ladies has dropped deeply. Sotey dem nor Gree reward me as a good somebody on nl;God are u sure u dis is it? Tuesday bible study;I'm dete,thursday faith clinic;I'm dere,saturday choir rehearsal;I'm dere. Sunday,I'm dere. We buy suya,I let her eat d meat while I eat the onions,she drinks all manner of drinks while I manage to drink one #50 table water. I open d car door for her,carry her bag,help her to wash the dishes;yet they don't see me as a good boy?*

*Pushes bible away,pierces ear lobes and fixes some studs,packs books and starts to read.

Player 101 series
Principles of being a bad good boy(a case study on cfcfan)
The good bad boy by sexkillz.
Mynd and the ladies(the moderators recipe)
How to catch the girls by nairaland moderators.

All these just for queen of Sheba. I hope say she fine for real life Sha




Na only God know wetin I write dere cos me wey write am self nor understand. Igbo is a very wonderful vegetable.

Ay92: all I wanted was a companion and not a lover,so before we went too deep,I told her the truth. The relationship was just three days though.

. 3 days? Day 1. She says yes. Day 2. You kiss and smooch. Day 3. You bleep and breakup. You're a very bad sharp nicca... How many more of these have you sampled?

"Boy"

[quote author=queen_of_sheba] Cfcfan is such a nyc guy, infact i think he is the nicest guy on nairaland. So sweet, never rude, seems so sincere. Seems like the perfect guy. Hope u really like this in real life because there are very few men left like you. Just showing u my e-luv[/quote]Babe,I got an a-z crush on you o. How we go do am now? In short,I nor mind to wash ur pata as long as e nor get otutu;uti make love with you even if na on top of chuku-chuku

CFCfan: 100,000 likes.

Aww. Thanks for the compliments; I'm in cloud 9 right (now. I like u too

If I hear say u say thank you.... Babe wey I don toast,marry for my mind....*hits his head with a solid 4x4 stick.

Really feel like replying but I've had too much to drink this night. Would reply when my senses are clear.

iKoksi: my brother happy new yr, do u still have this car?

I have one.

DailyNews: in Prophet T. B. Joshua's deliverance tone- you ancestral spirit of POVERTY and GENERATIONAL LACK, I command you to get out of him NOW! NOW! NOW! OUT! OUT! OUT!

*smiling* you are free now...go and startup a business, no matter what, leave nairaland for 24months, don't visit as a guest nor as a registered member, and you will have a great testimony.

I salute your courage, but if its true, then you need to send me an email. All is well

How much will you give me? I must marry this girl by force by fire.

Idowuogbo: ^kolomental!!

Is it acrime to be real n sincere?

blamelessly: I've been waiting for you for a very long while. Its almost looking like if you'll never show up. Every past relationship I've had, has deposited a quality in me. Like that always angry man, has taught me to be more patience. The greedy one, has taught me to be wise. And the lustful one, has taught me that I'm far more valuable. There have been some nice ones but they was never meant to stay. All working together together to get the best out of me for you. I love the Lord and I have no shame about it. I can be extremely blunt sometimes. That's where developing wisdom comes in anyway. Where is my prince charming; as they say in fairy tales. Does he even exist? A guy full of humour&fear for God, filled with so much love. Believe me, I've seen them all ...ok most at least. There's always something out of place. And its has got me wondering ...would my own man ever find me?

Babe,I got all d qualities you need only that I'm broke,live in a shanty in orile,come from a poor home,don't have a senior secondary education at the least(stopped at jss3),work as a cart pusher in mile 2 market,have just two shirts and one trouser with one Pam slippers I wear on special occassions. My parents are farmers in the east and the most successful person in their family only has a bicycle and half plot of land. My dear,i'm poor but have d few things you asked of. is there a chance of us making it? I'm hardworking and have even developed muscles due to the heavy load I carry everyday in the market. pls consider me.


yours faithfully,

Chronique(the alabarrow crusher)

@ all: let's be honest here. There's a time for everything. In marriage,you just can't dedicate 2hrs everyday to talking to a friend. It's not just sensible. You need to spend ample time with your wife. Maybe the op should tell us how he spends his time at home with wifey after talking to Dayo.

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