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Romance › Re: Who's Ur Celebrity Crush??? :D by chronique(m): 9:47am On Feb 13, 2013
I used to crush on Muna Abii before but not anymore. Anyways,I still crush on Alicia keys & Keshia Cole. Oh!,my dear Alicia,I was saving money to come pay your bride price but you broke my heart by allowing Swiss Beatz to piss inside that place;why did you do that to me? After promising me that you loved me & would stay with me forever(in my dreams)?....*sobs*. Lilian Bach aint bad too.
Romance › Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by chronique(m): 11:18pm On Feb 12, 2013
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Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by chronique(m): 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2013
CFCfan: The little girl in the pic is my niece.
Me cho nu. Dat gal is ya pikin. Nor dey lie grin
CFCfan: The little girl in the pic is my niece.
Me cho nu. Dat gal is ya pikin. Nor dey lie
Autos › Re: 1999-2003 Opel Omega(tokunbo) For Sale @ 550k(urgent sale): Sold! by chronique(op): 7:04pm On Feb 12, 2013
sold!
Romance › Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by chronique(m): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2013
@ OP: It's quite unfortunate though. I think a lot of single guys have had several nasty experiences,and as such,are just focusing on building a career. Sometimes,I look @ a pretty lady,develop some kinda interest but the moment my mind starts telling me: what if she's like this or that,and she makes a mistake of doing something I dread,I switch off immediately. But the truth is,there are some beautiful lovely ladies with good character,dying to fall in love but are still lonely cos a lot of nice guys won't give them a chance. I think single ladies should take the bull by the horn(ask guys out) if they're bold enough to do it.
Business To Business › Re: Any Agricultural Science Graduate Ready To Start A Farm? I Got Acres Of Land. by chronique(op): 1:02pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: Nissan Altima 2003 Model(Tokunbo) @ #1.3m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 1:01pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: Make an offer for dis 2009 Toyota Corrola LE(american spec). 2.6m SOLD!!! by chronique(op): 1:00pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: 2 Units Of Tokunbo Toyota Avensis(1998 & 2000 Models) For Sale. sold!!!!!! by chronique(op): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: Toyota Avensis For Sale @1.1m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: 1999-2003 Opel Omega(tokunbo) For Sale @ 550k(urgent sale): Sold! by chronique(op): 12:57pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Volkswagen Passat For Sale @ 550k(urgent sale) - SOLD!!! by chronique(op): 12:56pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Career › Re: Any Agricultural Science Graduate Ready To Start A Farm? I Got Acres Of Land. by chronique(op): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2013
bump.
Properties › Re: Acres Of Land Available For Lease To Farmers/agricultural Science Graduates by chronique(op): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2013
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Romance › Re: Valentine Message From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria by chronique(m): 12:48pm On Feb 12, 2013
Decryptor: Empty barrels makes the loudest noise! If we check your bank account now for ATM, we go see N816.04k as your balance. Mtchewwww!!!
Correct! And the N816.04k is still in the account cos ATM can't dispence N16.04k. If he had an extra N200 there,the bal would be N16.04k...
Romance › Re: Valentine Message From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria by chronique(m): 12:44pm On Feb 12, 2013
sucezTP: GIRLFRIEND ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (GAN)..


We are writing to inform you that, we got your information late and, there is nothing we can do about it though, we heard your cries!

Anyways, if you want us to make changes, gladly take us to your mamas, pop the question and take us to the altar right away..
We promise to give it to you, 10times in a day, 50times in a week, from bathroom to toilet, to the kitchen and even in your office!

Signed!
The issue is not how many times a day you'd be giving it to us. Rather,it's whether we're going to be the only ones biting from the apple.
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 9:10am On Feb 12, 2013
@ 190: Bro,take am easy naw. You're not on soundcity/nigezie o. It's NL you know....lol
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2013
I've listened to some VNs & all I can say is that there is boko haram amongst us. Sk's vn is an attack. I practically shouted Jesus(no jokes) & took the phone off my ear before putting it back as soon as it started playing. No wonder the guy dey ban pple anyhow. By their voice,you shall know them. Lalaosky na confam omo Ibo. Slimyem? I guess she's smallish n petite in stature. I can feel it from her voice. Itsmodella sounds cool,freecocoa sounds very lively n friendly. We used to tease gals who talk n laff like her,way back that they're sounding like they're being fingered. Mondi-cheeks,are you from the middle-east? Your voice sounds like that of one of the female models in one of the arabian ads on al-jazeera. Soft,tiny n sweet. Would listen to more later. Kudos y'all!
Romance › Re: Pls,can Someone Tell Me What Is Wrong With Titi? by chronique(op): 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2013
pheyikemi: Nufn z wrong wt Titi but u. U r very broke
You wish... Obvious you can decode it's a joke.
Romance › Re: Valentine Auction [2013 Edition] - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine by chronique(m): 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2013
mechummy: U've been missin in actiongrin
angry
mechummy: U've been missin in actiongrin
Romance › Re: Pls,can Someone Tell Me What Is Wrong With Titi? by chronique(op): 7:44pm On Feb 11, 2013
Exponental: U are a poor man n u are happi abt it. Sorry is ur middle name.
Romance › Re: Pls,can Someone Tell Me What Is Wrong With Titi? by chronique(op): 7:43pm On Feb 11, 2013
Exponental: U are a poor man n u are happi abt it. Sorry is ur middle name.
Habahuh Can't you detect simple humour? I saw it on bbm.
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 7:39pm On Feb 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Nice voice
Merci...
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 7:38pm On Feb 11, 2013
[quote author=~vicky~]cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
crazy!
[/quote]wink[quote author=~vicky~]cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
crazy!
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Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 7:27pm On Feb 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Einfach hammer! grin grin
nna,I doesn't understands yous!
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 7:22pm On Feb 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: shocked
wetin naw? wetin I do?
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 7:17pm On Feb 11, 2013
freestyle for dem ladies
Romance › Re: Pls,can Someone Tell Me What Is Wrong With Titi? by chronique(op): 6:59pm On Feb 11, 2013
angry undecided
xynerise: You no get swagger tongue
huh
xynerise: You no get swagger tongue
Romance › Re: Pls,can Someone Tell Me What Is Wrong With Titi? by chronique(op): 6:58pm On Feb 11, 2013
Adaeze003: I get the point of this thread. Imitating the 'akpos $ girlfriend' joke but its still dry tho...
My dear,I don't know if it's an Akpos joke but I saw it on bbm n liked it and shared it...
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 5:59pm On Feb 11, 2013
lalaosky: she is as gentle as a dove ...handle her with care grin grin
How you take know? Been there before? *winks* Nicca,talk to me;I'm all ears...
Romance › Re: Leave A NL Voicenote For Your NL Valentine, Potential Valentine, or Friends by chronique(m): 5:54pm On Feb 11, 2013
lalaosky: lmao....she's in the bedroom...quick, go kolombi am grin grin
I'm scared!!!
Romance › Re: What Is Your Relationship Status As We Countdown To Valentine's Day by chronique(m): 5:44pm On Feb 11, 2013
single.

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