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I used to crush on Muna Abii before but not anymore. Anyways,I still crush on Alicia keys & Keshia Cole. Oh!,my dear Alicia,I was saving money to come pay your bride price but you broke my heart by allowing Swiss Beatz to piss inside that place;why did you do that to me? After promising me that you loved me & would stay with me forever(in my dreams)?....*sobs*. Lilian Bach aint bad too. |
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CFCfan: The little girl in the pic is my niece.Me cho nu. Dat gal is ya pikin. Nor dey lie ![]() CFCfan: The little girl in the pic is my niece.Me cho nu. Dat gal is ya pikin. Nor dey lie |
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@ OP: It's quite unfortunate though. I think a lot of single guys have had several nasty experiences,and as such,are just focusing on building a career. Sometimes,I look @ a pretty lady,develop some kinda interest but the moment my mind starts telling me: what if she's like this or that,and she makes a mistake of doing something I dread,I switch off immediately. But the truth is,there are some beautiful lovely ladies with good character,dying to fall in love but are still lonely cos a lot of nice guys won't give them a chance. I think single ladies should take the bull by the horn(ask guys out) if they're bold enough to do it. |
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Decryptor: Empty barrels makes the loudest noise! If we check your bank account now for ATM, we go see N816.04k as your balance. Mtchewwww!!!Correct! And the N816.04k is still in the account cos ATM can't dispence N16.04k. If he had an extra N200 there,the bal would be N16.04k... |
sucezTP: GIRLFRIEND ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (GAN)..The issue is not how many times a day you'd be giving it to us. Rather,it's whether we're going to be the only ones biting from the apple. |
@ 190: Bro,take am easy naw. You're not on soundcity/nigezie o. It's NL you know....lol |
I've listened to some VNs & all I can say is that there is boko haram amongst us. Sk's vn is an attack. I practically shouted Jesus(no jokes) & took the phone off my ear before putting it back as soon as it started playing. No wonder the guy dey ban pple anyhow. By their voice,you shall know them. Lalaosky na confam omo Ibo. Slimyem? I guess she's smallish n petite in stature. I can feel it from her voice. Itsmodella sounds cool,freecocoa sounds very lively n friendly. We used to tease gals who talk n laff like her,way back that they're sounding like they're being fingered. Mondi-cheeks,are you from the middle-east? Your voice sounds like that of one of the female models in one of the arabian ads on al-jazeera. Soft,tiny n sweet. Would listen to more later. Kudos y'all! |
pheyikemi: Nufn z wrong wt Titi but u. U r very brokeYou wish... Obvious you can decode it's a joke. |
mechummy: U've been missin in action ![]() mechummy: U've been missin in action |
Exponental: U are a poor man n u are happi abt it. Sorry is ur middle name. |
Exponental: U are a poor man n u are happi abt it. Sorry is ur middle name.Haba Can't you detect simple humour? I saw it on bbm. |
SniperInADiaper: Nice voiceMerci... |
[quote author=~vicky~] ![]() crazy![/quote] [quote author=~vicky~] ![]() crazy![/quote] |
SniperInADiaper: Einfach hammer!nna,I doesn't understands yous! |
SniperInADiaper:wetin naw? wetin I do? |
freestyle for dem ladies |
![]() xynerise: You no get swagger ![]() xynerise: You no get swagger |
Adaeze003: I get the point of this thread. Imitating the 'akpos $ girlfriend' joke but its still dry tho...My dear,I don't know if it's an Akpos joke but I saw it on bbm n liked it and shared it... |
lalaosky: she is as gentle as a dove ...handle her with careHow you take know? Been there before? *winks* Nicca,talk to me;I'm all ears... |
lalaosky: lmao....she's in the bedroom...quick, go kolombi amI'm scared!!! |
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Can't you detect simple humour? I saw it on bbm.
[quote author=~vicky~]
