₦airaland Forum

Back then in owerri his In Those Jeans got us beautiful ladies we throw parties in Concord hotel and hangouts in channel o and shagrila. He's forgiven!

CaptPlanet:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/italy-head-coach-antonio-conte-7422182

Conte ain't a bad idea. Jose don buy manshion for banana island in Manchester.

Buhari should find a quick fix to the economycos it seems to be messing people's minds and breaking homes.

Wizkid and Linda should get a room and enjoy some nice time.

Buhari should be quick and find his lost magic wand before this anger spills to national level and these boys chase buhari and burn Aso Rock.

If Keyamo catches Tompolo within the life of this administration eh! Tompolo go hear am dance am while the opposite would be the case for Keyamo. The wise thing is for Tompolo to pipedown and bide his time. Keyamo is learned enough to understand this hence, pushing to confiscate and auction off as much as he can lay his hands on. em go even sell tompolo papa house sef.

If and when tompolo decides to counter before dem sell em papa house it would be deadly and costly to the Nigerian state. very interesting drama ahead for the neutrals.

Finally the solution Nigeria desperately needs! Buhari should declare a national thanksgiving and dam the Yankees.

If Keyamo catches Tompolo within the life of this administration eh! Tompolo go hear am dance am while the opposite would be the case for Keyamo. The wise thing is for Tompolo to pipedown and bide his time. Keyamo is learned enough to understand this hence, pushing to confiscate and auction off as much as he can lay his hands on. em go even sell tompolo papa house sef.

If and when tompolo decides to counter before dem sell em papa house it would be deadly and costly to the Nigerian state. very interesting drama ahead for the neutrals.

Where is tunde bakare?

Egbon, you dey fly Emirates come dey compare yourself with we way dey Aj city dey hustle daily bread. O kare o.

I'm very certain all the nairaland frogressives are enjoying uninterrupted public power supply. very selfish individuals. always enjoying change in silence.

The resident Twitter orubebe deserves this post more. When is Buhari looking the way of Nairaland? this appointments must reflect federal character o. I stand with Buhari.

Omenkata:
useless sophisticated bastard Harlot woman called minister of finance busy servicing those useless apc bastard lawmakers with her useless dirty body instead of rectifying the dying economy

useless scallywag woman

omenka, na pesin mama be this o.

dunkem21:
You can only but imagine what GEJ passed thru ..

Jonathan's own was epic and non of his family member was spared. That he came through alive and in good health is a miracle.

Buhari with a fragile body might not withstand 20% of what GEJ passed through. we pray Buhari finds his lost magic wand he professed to have prior the elections before something nasty happens.

We should all make it a daily routine to always say a prayer of peace and prosperity to Almighty Amelika and her dollars.

I used to think that empires rise and fall. The American empire has been programmed to take the whole world along with her to Hades if she so desires.

See how dollars is messing with destinies of over 200 million Nigerians. God bless the wisdom of Amelika.

Are they expecting the ghost of El Zaky to gatecrash? Who knows miracles le shele.

With the level of criticism directed towards Kemi,her sense of worth,qualification,motivation and patriotism been questioned, I feelthe mental psycho torture she's daily been bombarded with might push her to deliberately sabotage the economy to spite Nigerians.

I root for underdogs so feel for her.

BushidoBlue:
Do you know the definition of playing possum?

You want to tell me someone brought in to serve the nation will play possum and everything will be alright

You have no idea. I stand with Buhari.

lookandlaff:
Fixed

Well played.

I wish thy hustle prosper o maiden paper chaser even as thy soul prospers.

As I looked and saw the level of looting and corruption ongoing under Buhari, I see no solution. Any man or spirit that tells you he or she has solutions to Nigerian complex problems is a con artist.

We should give thanks that we are doing well than Zimbabweans. We are a giant to Zimbabwe.

Page 8-9 was totally obliterated. The anger is Real.

Buhari said in clear terms that his objective is to boost food production and feed Nigerians fat.istandwithbuhari.

ajebuter:
I cant believe i read all

And ENJOYED it.

Respect!

The constant programmed istandwithbuhari got me thinking and laughing out loud. That guy deserves some Grammy.

Kenai:
Chei. Confusion in the tower of babel.

Act 1

PMB: I present to you, dear senate, the budget of change. With our 6.08 trillion naira budget, we are prepared to take our country to greater heights. As you may see, this is Zero budgeting, with no interference from Otuoke man's kwarrapt team. I worked with perm secs for 4 months before appointing a cabinet, because perm secs are the important ones.

Gbajabiamila: This is the best budget of all time!

Omenka: Buhari will take us to El Dorado! Shame on IPOB youths.

Ngene: I'm so proud of Mr. President! This is a corruption free budget.

Beremx: At last, change has come!

TheShadyExpress: Hmmm... Something doesn't seem right.

Ngene: Sharrap! IPOB Youth!!!


Act 2:

BudgIT: This budget is fraught with fraud!!!

Omenka: BudgIT is an IPOB propaganda mouthpiece, people. Don't be fooled! The "IT" stands for "Ifeanyi Tochukwu"!

Caseless: Good observation, Omenka! IPOB Youths are full of hate!

BeremX: iStandWithBuhari!

PremiumTimes: This budget is inflated!

Omenka: IPOB Youths have hacked PremiumTimes.

Caseless: Damn you IPOB Youths!

PunchNG: This budget allocated more for information than agriculture, but claims it wants to diversify our economy.

Omenka: Nnamdi Kanu, is that you? How were you able to sneak that phone past the prison guards and into your cell?

Ngene: IPOB has hacked PunchNG.

Vanguard: Fayemi budgeted 790million for a website.

StOla: It's very understandable. Web protection costs a lot these days.

PapaBrowne: Are you fucccking kidding me?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB!

TonyeBarcanista: I rushed in immediately I heard someone say "protection". Anything for me?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 3:

SenateNGR: The budget is missing!

StOla: Phew! I support Buhari on this! Many items in that budget were simply inflated.

Omenka: Good call, Buhari. Now, correct those figures.

Caseless: Finally, Baba can correct those inflated figures.

SenateNGR: The budget has now been found, but it appears to have been tampered with. Figures haven't been reduced per se, but just interchanged.

Omenka: Cool. I like them like this.

Caseless: Me too! I like them this way. It's good he didn't correct it.

Ngene: Baba, you are the best.

StOla: Uh, yeah, totally. It's good he didn't change it afterall. Baba knows best.

TonyeBarcanista: Is protection still there?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 4:

SenateNGR: The figures are inconsistent. Let's observe a break.

Caseless: Saraki is Kwarrapt.

Liar Mohammed: This is not my budget. I didn't write it.

Isaac Adewole: I will present my budget.

PMB: Rats padded the budget.

StOla: This is all GEJ's fault somehow.

Arresa: The perm secs are corrupt and under the employ of the Otuoke man.

Onatisi: You mean the same perm secs PMB preferred to work with for months?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB Youth!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

Act 5:

Liar Mohammed: The budget wasn't padded but I know this is GEJ's fault somehow.

StOla: I knew it!

Liar Mohammed: Well, in the mean time, let's cover up our incompetence by trending the Ekiti state election results that happened since 2014.

Caseless: Thanks Baba!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

You should have been a Nigerian waltz disney if the system is conducive enough to nurture your imaginative mindset.

Even some parts in war torn Syria are having uninterrupted public power supply.

912:
I agree with FFK why pick such a controversial character to be the chairman of the party especially when PDP is trying to rebrand.

One would think that the leadership of the party should be trying to avoid someone that is capable of giving the PDP a bad name and picking sheriff as chairman of the party is doing just the opposite

Never underestimate what 5 private jets,shiit load of Benjamins and a marriage to the Godfathers daughter could do.

Buhari has shown to be an extreme disciplined mind who has elected to play possum with the Economic well being of the largest concentration of black people in the world. You guys can wail from now to tomorrow buhari won't feel a thing.

Nigerians deserve Buhari! I stand with Buhari.

Knowing the Nigerian mentality, it was expected. alot more people out of political loyalty pulled huge chunks of capital outta Naija just to make things difficult for buhari.

With the way and manner Buhari has carried on with his acrobatism, I doff my hat for all those that saw ahead and pulled the plug. I know of a man that moved even his dogs to a nearby African country and told me that's the best strategic move he has ever pulled in his life. News like these from Nigeria makes him feel godlike.

I stand with Buhari to increase the suffering on Nigerians. it was well deserved. #FireOnBuhari.