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people need to tie their things, the population is already big enough as it is

The couple were just unlucky to have been scammed by a car dealer.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with renting luxury cars for your wedding, this is something you do once in a lifetime so why not go all out if you have the means to

How the heck is this anybody's problem.
To think it even made frontpage, nonesense

Yakubu deserves any praises he gets, go and ask Portsmouth, Middlesborough and Everton fans, its a shame he never replicated the same for Nigeria but its normal, Henry was never that great for France.

The guys record speaks for itself, fine he's definitely not 29 but if he was English he would have had a lotta takers in the premiership

@ OP: Sounds like you've got a lotta time on your hands

Was he expecting an easy ride Was he expecting an easy ride

Only Naija where a pool party does not involve swimming, they'll pose everywhere apart from the pool itself

drpompay: but she never agreed to move on, so d guy always believed she was still there for him hence he worked her nysc posting to his state as requested by her, not knowing that she was actually trying to move on behind his back

Well you can't blame the girl for having an alternative plan since the guy was behaving the way he was

He told her to move on now and that's what she did, so what the eff is his problem, someone that never cheated on him all the while they were courting.
The guy should grow a pair and focus on his marriage, all that stuff happened on the past after he had told her to get on with her life (Isn't looking for someone else getting on with her life?)

I see she even got some plastic boobs, too much money and no sense.
A shame some peiople have it all while some don't have at all

greatgod2012: you are an intelligent and wise guy.
There are two ways you can emulate someone, you either learn to be like d person OR you learn NOT to be like d person.
May God help us all.

Take the above posters advice, I have been in a somewhat similar situation, where I did not want to be associated with my dad.
As I got older I just realised there was no need crying over something that would not change, so I took a different approach and started living and enjoying my life ensuring that I did not make the same mistakes he made in life and tried to be a much better person than he ever was.

As for hating him, that's such a strong word, we may have our differences but I love my dad. You may not exactly see eye-to-eye with your dad but at one point your dad loved you (Probably still does), he would not have remained your dad if he didn't.
Don''t know if you are a Christian but forgive him, move on and let God judge us all

PSquare go tot the toilet because they are pressed.
Silly topic, waste of bandwidth

Like the previous poster said, how else them suppose take go

Don't know about the rest of you but TIME'S UP for AW
Every beginning has an end and i never thought i would watch an Arsenal side ever struggle to beat a league one team but it it has come to that.

The team has taken 5 steps back from last year and a million miles away from the Invicibles.

WENGER'S GOTTA GO

Why are they all ladies
I suspect something fishy

mrkels: What about mitchele elegbe, the last time he came to uniben he told me that was how he makes his money ( switching)
So now how would he make his money?
I'm talking about the brain behing interswitch

Very good point, Interswitch are really the brains behind ATM's not the banks, so I am not sure how this decision was agreed but let's wait and see

Mathew joseph: Make una dey here they yab Ay..d bobo don hammer una dey here dey yan opata.ah jealousy na im dey wori sum bad belle pipul.ay brings acting into comedy,nt juz stand up nd blabing.check out nw after ali baba,ay is the richest comedian in 9ja.haters make una go express,go embrace a moving trailer.mtcheeew

I'm 50/50 when it comes to AY but oga this is not hating, haven't people got a right to like and dislike whoever they want, whatever happened to free will, just because people don't enjoy his humour does not mean they are hating on him

I think that's a bit of a sexist statement.
Helen Paul is quite funny, i don't rate Princess and i'm not sure who Lepacious Bose is but on the foreign scene, i find female comedians to be just as funny as their male counterparts, go watch any def jamz comedy and see what i'm talking about

8th place finish that's what i'm after, let this stupid board learn how to spend the hard way.
Cutting corners and expecting the same old results.
I'm a big fan but i still insist Arsenal need to finish outside the top 4 for us to learn how to spend on quality.
Hopefully we do this in a very shameful manner, let me see the board line their pockets after such a dreadful season.

funkystanl: Please don't speak technical jargon here. What is ETL and DWH. We all want to learn.

Nice post anyways. Thumbs up!!!

Oga easy o
ETL - Extract Transform and Load, this is a written up process that EXTRACTS data from legacy systems, TRANSFORMS them into formats that the end users want and LOADS them into a final storage system (Usually a DWH)

DWH - This is a storage system (Similar to a database) but designed withe the sole purpose of storing historic and operational data in a ogical way where they can be extracted with ease for reporting and analytical purposes, databases do not serve this purpose as they are mainly designed for data storage.

Tried selling this pitch to NIMC and some other companies in Nigeria a few years back but trust all those yeye CEO's and DG's

There is a lot more to data analytics than what most people think.
The data that is used for analysis has to come from a source, source data systems can vary within companies, some companies still use legacy systems that still work well for them.
As a result of this the data gotten from these systems have to be processed well enough (ETL) and stored in a structured manner (Enterprise DWH).
The journey of data no be small one but if planned and mapped out properly, your analytical data will be of the purest form and very much reliable.

Any SAS programmers in the house, its right up there as an Analytical tool.
I'm currently a SAS developer but i'm edging towards the analytical side cos that's where the fun and money lie.

As for Nigeria, I tried introducing SAS and analytics to NIMC but anything to do with the Nigerian government is never straight forward.

This story is as real and believable as a flying carpet

Sorry its been sold

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Opinions are free, if the publisher thought the album was worth 3 out of 5 then that's his opinion, Dr SID (Abi whatever they call u) learn to deal with it, must everyone agree with you

Hi Guys,

I have for sale a black 16GB iPhone 4S for sale
The phone was bought in the UK but had to leave it in Nigeria
The phone looks brand new, has no scratches but only comes with the charger as the box and everything else is in the UK.

Get yourself a bargain now. First come, first serve

LOCATION: Surulere
PRICE: N70,000 ONO
CONTACT: 08037160752

brixton: MAKURDI—The National Identity Management Commission, NIMC, has said that over 100 million Nigerians cannot be properly identified as citizens due to non availability of identification database in the country.

This was disclosed, yesterday, by the Director of Information Technology at NIMC, Alhaji Aliya Aziz, at a one-day public forum, in Makurdi, the Benue State capital to sensitise the people of the state on the new national identification number project.

Aziz further said over 75 per cent of the identification cards in circulation in Nigeria were fake as there were no means of authenticating their genuineness.

He said: “Over 100 million of Nigerians have no identification either by phone or any other means; and of those we can be identified, we discovered that 75 per cent of the identification cards in circulation in the country are fake because there are no means of authenticating their genuineness.”

He, however, noted that with the new identification project, Nigerians would be properly identified and documented irrespective of age, sex, religion and social status.

In his remark, Director General of NIMC, Mr Chris Oyemenam, said when fully implimented, the newidentification project would co-exist with the old National Identification Card adding: ”But after a period of time, we will phase out the former, and even direct banks not to render services to people who do not have the national identification number.”

In his speech, the Governor Gabriel Suswam of Benue State, who was represented by his deputy, Chief Steven Lawani, urged the commission to ensure the establishment of tamper proof database for the country.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/11/over-100m-nigerians-cant-be-properly-identified-nimc/

These guys are still on this after how many years, all of this is just cock n bull.
I worked with these knuckle heads and even if they had another 15years at the job they would not make any progress

coogar: don't be too pessimistic......
arsenal would be back on track when the wounded ones get back to the team! chopping and changing the defence department would always cause commotion at the back - if you add an inexperienced mannone to the equation then leaking goals is inevitable!

There's only so much rubbish a fan can take and God knows us Arsenal fans have had to endure loads, that erroneous back line is pretty much close to our starting 4, there's no excuse for conceeding 3 goals to Fulham at home and all the bloody errors across the backline

I know normal service will be resumed in no time but I also believe a heavy lesson has to be learned by prof and the board before they sit up, maybe when dem no see that champions league money their eye go clear. I'm silently praying for an 8th place finish, lemme see what excuses they will have for themselves

In a strange way I actually want us to finish outside the top 4, hopefully a mid table finish.
Maybe that's what it will take for baba Ijebu and that stupid board to sit teh f**k up and start spending, buncha greedy f**ks

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