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That nyash small for Nigerian standard, make she go keep am one side abeg

To me dat will be like an icing on the cake, because the girl must fine first. But the thought of going out 2 watch a game together with your girl is cool, and if she likes pc games, ahhhhh!!

Aderola15:
Intelligent lie my foot! Okay, let's agree he did that initially because he didn't want to be seen as a moneybag. What about months into the relationship, when he proposed nkor, he was yet to trust me during the engagement too abi? Let him get the fvck out with his money biko! If you can't trust me enough to let me in on who you are, your worth, your plans and anything that might involve our future together... Bounce

Lols, its easy cos it hasn't happened to you. Na people like you wey no go sleep for two days out of joy. Abeg no need to form

See six packs for back oo, lols

When people wey cary pass am full for here, abeg give me plantain make I go find egg enjoy myself

These two people wey dey discuss about fight here, make una continue, very soon e go graduate go anoda tin. Make I just dy look

I don't even understand what she wrote

This girl makeup go be like mask

tosyne2much:
Just as you always parade my mentions each time you notice I'm online

Chai!!

greyboy5000:
Can you get a brand new 504 in 2017
Probably not
But you can get a car that will just be as durable and well built to adapt to the reality of today's economy (like using less fuel amongst others)
Apply this analogy to your question
And you get the answer

Op's thoughts cross my mind a lot when I see my mum, but ur comment is very reassuring

sweerychick:
why waste ur time on that lowlife, i bet he is just another troll hiding behind a female moniker to get cheap attention. Even her siggy would tell u how useless she is

Lols, I think you are right. Tribalism is one of the main reasons the country is going backwards, and 'the leaders of tomorrow' are embracing it too, so I just wander how that tomorrow will be

CarolineOlawale:
The girl must be a developer from red potopoto land!

aren't you tired of all these tribalism shit, if u hate Igbos maybe its cos u've not met them. We don't eat people, we jst flesh nd blood like u, and like meat just as you people do.

Its allowed, if he falls nd dies, straight 2 mortuary, nd those people watching him will come nd eat his burial rice

Amarabae:
Slay Papa Lolo na akwo ofe.

lols, I think its n'agwu ofe

Let me believe d young man is 19 or near that, but I think going to a club as big as arsenal is a lil 2 early. I read about interest from club brugge and Anderlecht, or maybe a French club. He's at that age when he needs 2 play regularly cos this is the time he'll develop rapidly, so going 2 a club where he'll be given a beautiful seat next to his fellow bench warmers is a wrong move. If he proves himself in a bigger club like Anderlecht, then a bigger move will follow

I don't blame d likes of Alaba, Dele Alli and many others like them, y play for a country that doesn't care about you. The longer this guy is injured, d longer it'll take him to get back to his best. There is so much money here, but one foolish old man will rather divert it than help d young boy. I used to think old men are wise, but the ones I see leading us, I don't know again

Na for those wey go tok, I go just close eye faint, anything dem wan cary me do na there own

iamDaisy:
When they start serving food

I go even tel pesin make im call me, can't come and listen to boring jokes

TeamLeader:
She is cute tho

Cu gini? she's not fine

pocohantas:
We call that delusion of grandeur... some of them are the most confused things God created.
1. They say Nigerian girls only follow rich guys. We all know poverty rate in Nigeria is high. These same guys have girlfriends, but we know some of them so broke, they can tear your skin.
Every time we see modest prewedding pictures on FP,they will hide.

2. They say Nigerian girls too like sex and pretend not to, but na them fight for sex in relationship pass.
Why can't they have a meeting to stop having sex with pretentious Nigerian girls?

3. You say you don't support sex in relationship, they'll threaten you with late marriage. Okay, say you embrace your sexuality...they'll call you 'borehole'

4. Nigerian girls are dull, they are olosho...but as usual, their sisters are never among.

5. There is a reason Nigerian men from far and wide come back to marry Nigerian women. They know deep down in them, that only Nigerian women can tolerate their excesses.

6. A Nigerian man would marry a white and still come back to Nigeria and marry from the "90% dull Nigerian women"...but when a Nigerian woman marries a white man, she go just pack go that side. A breathe of fresh air.

7. A Nigerian chats with a white girl, she sends him nudes, white girls don't form!! Nigerian girl, she sends nudes...they have fish brain!

9. He fu<ks a white girl on the first date. White girls are sexually expressive. He fu<ks a naija girl on the first date...cheap LovePeddler!

10. They say girls with makeup are dracula, but they open your dp, see you without makeup and your affordable weave...they insult you.
They open another with plenty makeup, they click likes like their lives depends on it.

11. Nairaland beach party, babes wear bikini...they insulted those innocent girls. Explo.rers posted a thread of whites in bikini, they were ogling at caucasian butts.

12. A woman's partner annoys and cheats on her, talk to him calmly and respectfully after sex. A man beats his wife, "what did she say?"
A woman hits her husband..."may God give us good wives, women are wicked"

Quick question for these kinda guys, if Nigerian women are so bad and men so perfect, why don't you guys marry and fu<k yourselves? ?

I pity who takes some of them seriously..
When I take swipes at them, they'll start crying .

Though this is a little one sided, buh I think it should replace op's list, u made sense here.

Young man, keep ur tatoo before u do something worse to yourself. Bleep wat people tell u, jst cover it up with maybe a long sleeved shirt if u going 4 something official like an interview

mine, no ask me who d grl b, me self no sabi

...almost finished your new soap, hmm, Oga were u helping yourself with it??

Smallville10:
dis one is small. Some keep 20ft python

asin eh, but finally na their life. After all whats the worst thing that'll happen, it'll jst eat them and their friends will come and eat burial rice

Lols, ewee. But why would u keep a snake as pet bikonu

Was I the only one that liked his dress, by d way IPad 3 for sale, contact if u interested (07057755731)

I'm a very staunch Christian o, but why do we Nigerians go to prayer houses ist when we have a health issue only to rush to the hospital when you are at the point of death and expecting the Dr to do magic. Go to a GOOD hospital, ur problem may not be spiritual. Its the same God you are looking for in prayer houses that gave the Drs the brain to treat patients.

I don't know why people grade music on just lyrical content. Every musician has his/her target audience. Musicians like techno, lil kesh target clubs, beer parlors, who will listen to your lyrics when he/she is drunk. The person needs a good beat den a voice that rhymes with the beat to dance. Musicians with voice like Timi, Dare, Praiz sing for a different audience, u can't play Folashade or pray for me in a club, unless its not a major club night or still early. And those that keep saying Nigerians and there love for mediocre music, let me tell you, it happens everywhere, I have some foreign songs that have wack lyrics and they still sell. I have a song that David guetta jst made a beat and the person that sang, sang for less than a minute, that's the kind of things u hear in their clubs. Music is made up of not just lyrics, u have a good beat, the rhyme, the voice of the artist too. I like and listen to almost every genre and I enjoy them, depending on my mood though

This may reach front page mk I park small

Op, u get sense, this is 100% true

A lot of female man utd fans on this thread, hehehehehehe GGMU