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FashionRe: Sephora Ikalaba Crowned Miss Helsinki 2017 Amid Controversy (Photos) by Chulex(m): 12:20pm On Jan 11, 2017
People really grow fast these days and I can bet a couple are the ages they claim to be. In my 400L, my classmates visited my home for the 1st time @ Easter and were bowing to greet my younger brother who was then only jes 14 but is over 6ft and weighs abt 100kg. He also had small beards too.
FamilyRe: See The Snake I Killed In The Midnight (pics) by Chulex(m): 9:27am On Mar 17, 2016
yongnoble:
we know say nairalandland mods like anything snake, but this your snake too small, e no go reach frontpage grin
As e don enter front page God win.
By the way Nairaland admin needs to finally add a snake forum on the front page.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Keep Your Home From Snake This Raining Season by Chulex(m): 11:29pm On Mar 15, 2016
digitsolution:
This topic is gonna make front page so far snake is involved....lol
I must confess that these nairaland moderators are from the snake world they can't see post on snake and ignore it.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Chulex(m): 9:08am On Mar 09, 2016
talk2riel:
Smiling to the bank.
Bank is a safe place for money and valuables
FamilyHow My Family Friend Accidentally Crushed His 4year Old Son's Hand by Chulex(op): 11:24am On Feb 13, 2016
It was school day as usual and he was taking the kid to school. We all know how some kids find going to school every morning as hell and cry vehemently in protest.

So that was how this boy was crying the morning he about to be taken to school. The Father carried the little boy and put him in the back seat and shut the door.

Unfortunately the door caught the boy's hand and his crying increased. The father didn't bother to look back as his crying was habitual. He drove for over five minutes only for him to look back and find the boy and the car filled with blood.

His hand was badly damaged with his tender bones crushed too. Hearing the story gave me goosebumps. I pray he heals fast. It's good we pay detailed attention to our kids.
EducationStrike At University Of Ibadan by Chulex(op): 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
Today is the 1st time ever I witnessed a strike action of any form. It happened at the University of Ibadan where I went for my Postgraduate clearance, having traveled all the way from Warri the previous day for the clearance. The NASU there, is protesting unpaid allowances.

There was a total lock down in the school. Right from the gate as vehicles were not allowed to go in or out. Only the pedestrian gate was open. The PG school and all offices were also shut too.

I finished from University of Ilorin and not for one day did the school go on strike. It felt so weird and funny to me. At the same time I feel pained for this one day old strike considering the trip I had to make. Now I have to return without achieving anything.

I was really privileged to have attended a "Federal Private University" that never goes on strike. Now I have had a taste of what other federal universities feel on my 1st day.

Here are photos I took;

CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Is Doing This To Pete Edochie (photo) by Chulex(m): 11:18am On Jan 31, 2016
SCAM Beware of Fraudsters
joyfaith613:
kk
SportsRe: NaijaBet Turns Santa "DAY 2" by Chulex(m): 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2015
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SportsRe: See The Moment A BBC Journalist Begged Enyeama Before He Left The Camp..photo by Chulex(m): 2:17pm On Oct 11, 2015
He couldn't have driven from France to Belgium cos he was @ his mother's funeral over the weekend in Nigeria. So use ur brain.

quote author=Dahveydson post=38877865]

He drove from France to belgium, sometimes have facts before you spill ignorance.

He's pompous? After 13 years of service to Nigeria, he's pompus? Nigerians are quite funny.


One serves his country for 13 years, loses one's mother, comes to the team and he's disgracefully stripped of his captainship and you say he's pompus. Mr Humility I greet you.[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: See How Much I Got Paid N My First Show Call Up [photos] by Chulex(m): 1:24am On Sep 26, 2015
You are already showing off peanuts that u earned. You better calm down and facce ur music, so can grow.
FoodRe: My Experience With Eating Tortoise For The First Time by Chulex(op): 12:46am On Sep 26, 2015
Even sheep that is used to describe meekness and gentility people dey chop am. I am sure u have eaten too. What has the sheep done to deserve it?
invisibility:
Tortoise for real? That innocent harmless creature that never hurt anybody. The OP can eat anything.
FoodRe: My Experience With Eating Tortoise For The First Time by Chulex(op): 12:44am On Sep 26, 2015
No oh. You dey chop shell nof snail for your village?
ThePeacemaker:
Eatinq tortoise............... You chop the shell join.
FoodMy Experience With Eating Tortoise For The First Time by Chulex(op): 6:50pm On Sep 25, 2015
It was a very sunny day as I drove from Port harcourt to Ughelli, and as usual I stopped at the the roadside stalls on the highway to buy foodstuff(usually prawns and plantain).

Surprisingly I saw tortoises of various sizes hanging on from the wooden sheds. I got so curious as I have heard of people eating it and I had never tasted it.

So I decided to price one small one, which I eventually bought for #1500. I happily put it in my booth anticipating what delicacy I wud prepare with it.

How to kill it and remove shell now became the next issue, I've only heard of about people removing the shell with very hot water.

Luckily for I found someone who was going to kill but instead of using hot water, the tortoise was heated on a stove to make it easy to remove the meat out of the shell.

That was how I made Banga soup with with tortoise. Unfortunately I don't have photo of the soup but I have the picture of the tortoise and the killing process

Even though all my friends criticized me for eating it, claiming it was an endangered species, I must confess I really enjoyed my Banga soup cooked with tortoise meat(Kinda tasted like chicken)

PoliticsRe: Professor Olayinka Is New VC Of University Of Ibadan by Chulex(m): 7:11am On Sep 10, 2015
Demmocrats:
Story for the gods

Bruh this is a Federal University, not a state university.

The senate appointed that's story for the easily deceived





Its the governor of the state that most times influence who becomes the VC
BusinessRe: Ex-Billionaire Goddy Anabor Goes Broke: His Tragic Fall by Chulex(m): 1:38pm On Aug 24, 2015
Before you save them add ".jpg" i.e dot jpg.

If the image is titled Idonblivit for example change it to idontblivit.jpg. U'll see the foto


Raxxye:
Eyaa.
It's a lesson for us all. The only permanent thing is change!


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Does anyone know why pictures on Nairaland can't be saved? I mean why do they become some kinda virus? Seun, Lalasticlala. Does any of you have the answer?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians Line Up For Ban Ki-Moon's Handshake (Photo) by Chulex(m): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2015
Hope Rochas Okorocha was not there?

Because very soon we'll see bill boards of

Rochas shaking Ban Ki Moon in Owerri
EducationRe: Babcock University Students Protest Increase Of Fees Via Social Media by Chulex(m): 9:36am On Aug 19, 2015
Trash! Private schools that are seriously looking 4 profit. Let over 200 of them protest. I dare the school to expel them. Mtchewww. They may just single out one or two persons and say they led the protests.
PoliticsRe: Without The Illegal Allowances, These Are What Your Senators, Reps Earn by Chulex(m): 2:16am On Aug 19, 2015
seankay:
20million just to support and reject motions undecided

My question is what is the difference between senate and house of rep? I nid answers pls
Nigeria's assembly runs a bilateral House, the upper and lower chambers.

They both pass bills but the Senate handles more serious matters. Also, there is more representation reaching the pple more via the constituencies. The lower chamber is expected to bring matters of importance from it constituencies for federal attention.
GamingRe: Why Is Nigeria Not In The FIFA Game Yet? by Chulex(m): 11:26pm On Aug 14, 2015
As dope as FIFA is, I've decided to stop playing it for the sole reason that Nigeria is not there. That's shiii mehn. You know wat am saying?
TravelRe: Dead Bodies From The Helicopter Crash In Lagos (Photos) by Chulex(m): 9:31pm On Aug 12, 2015
RIP to the Dead......

But on a lighter note I've been trying to get a job with that oil company, but everytime they keep telling me oil prices are falling and they are downsizing. So I am waiting for the obituaries of the ones that have died so I can attach it to my application to strengthen it. I hope I get lucky this time.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Ditches Khakhi Uniform For Designer Suits (Photos) by Chulex(m): 7:19am On Aug 11, 2015
Woman fit change person oh.
CultureWhat Tribe Is Most Abused In Nigeria? by Chulex(op): 7:03am On Aug 11, 2015
In our daily life dealings what tribe do think is the most "yabbed" among the tribes in Nigeria? Tribes get "yabbed" for various reasons e.g. Igbos for their love of money and ambassador for fake things, Hausas for their accent and high level of illiterates, Yorubas for their dirtiness and loud mouth without action. Share yours and let's find out what tribes are the most "yabbed"
PoliticsRe: Full Transcript Of President Buhari's Latest CNN Interview by Chulex(m): 7:38pm On Jul 22, 2015
My brother we all know that the sloganis CHANGE na.
Chamber10:
"I will not grant amnesty to Boko Haram"
~Buhari at Chatham House
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"We will crush Bokoharam in two months"
~APC during campaign
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"Buhari rules out Boko Haram talks."
~BBC
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"I will lead the fight against Bokoharam from the front"
~Buhari during campaign
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"I will negotiate with genuine Boko Haram and give them what they want"
~Buhari to Christiana Amapour on CNN



Hello Mr Presidenthuh Which one do I believe shocked shocked
FashionRe: Mama Turned 70: See What A Makeover Artist Did To Make Her Look Younger. by Chulex(m): 7:58am On Jul 10, 2015
Idonblivit if it is same person take a good look @ the nose, how did it become longer? Look @ the lips too looking smaller
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Holds Buhari's Hand So Tight As He Conducts Him Around Aso Villa (photo by Chulex(m): 2:29pm On May 28, 2015
Okay. I wonder what d fuse abt the front page. We've seen them. Good. Long live Nigeria
PoliticsRe: 12 Prominent Nigerian Leaders Yet To Congratulate President-elect, GMB by Chulex(m): 7:58pm On May 02, 2015
Who the congratulations don help? undecided
PoliticsRe: Grant Presidential Pardon To Ibori, Ijaw Group Urges Jonathan - VANGUARD by Chulex(m): 8:52am On Apr 20, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
IBORI. . .
We are waiting for you oooooooooooooooooooh!
My aso-ebi is ready! kiss
A thief comes to ur house and steals 10,000 naira and you come out with clubs make they kill am Thief, Thief, Ibori went to the homes of every Deltan and robbed them. And you want him to go free?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Recruiting In The Following Position by Chulex(m): 9:19pm On Apr 17, 2015
bisten14:
Jobs don dey pop up compliments of the changes.
Sai Baba Buhariiiiii

So na dis FTC be? 1st Time in my history as a NLander. I feel blessed.
I dedicate this to ALL Change Ambassadors.
smh
Car TalkRe: ABU Zaria First Nigerian University To Manufacture Cars by Chulex(m): 11:31am On Mar 14, 2015
Where d door sef? Na from the glass wen dey neva put naim he pass enter?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye's 73rd Birthday Pictures by Chulex(m): 9:02am On Mar 03, 2015
stinggy:
73 hour marathon praise huh shocked
Do these people go to work at all?
You just have to wonder. The pastors involved in it are already @ work and will still collect from the jobless ones who may have participated. Though am not saying praise God is not important but we know even God says we should work.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: An Interesting Picture Of Nigeria At Night Taken From Space By NASA by Chulex(m): 8:37am On Feb 28, 2015
The many lights in the South South is not electricity but rather gas flares.

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