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PhonesRe: Top Apps That Are Draining Your Battery, Occupying RAM And Eating Up Your Data by Chumani(f): 8:41pm On Jan 24, 2016
my o
CrimeRe: Fake Gynaecologist Nabbed With Seven Forged Certificates In Lagos by Chumani(op): 10:00am On Jan 23, 2016
I wonder for the guy o
CrimeFake Gynaecologist Nabbed With Seven Forged Certificates In Lagos by Chumani(op): 9:27pm On Jan 22, 2016
It’s time up for 43-year-old man, Opeyemi Adesina, who allegedly paraded himself as a consultant gynaecologist with the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH), Idi-Araba, as he has confessed to being a quack.

Adesina, who was paraded on Tuesday by the Nigeria Police in Lagos also confessed that he paid N100,000 to buy no fewer than seven forged certificates which he used to deceive people about his fake identity as a medical doctor with one of Nigeria’s prime teaching hospitals.

The certificates, as disclosed by the police on Tuesday include a fake MBBS certificate of the University of Ibadan, and a fake membership certificate of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), the umbrella body for registered medical doctors in Nigeria.
Confessing to the allegation, Adesina said he paid
N100,000 to one Kolawole in Ibadan, Oyo State, to get the certificates, which he said he had used for only three years.

“I bought the certificates from Kolawole in Ibadan. That was three years ago. I bought them from him for N100,000. He printed the seven
certificates.

“I do not know where he stays. We did not meet in any specific location. We usually met at fast food joints or any agreed place. For instance, it was at Agodi Gate area that I gave him the money and got the certificates. I decided to use another name on the certificates,” he said.

Giving reasons for his actions, Adesina said: “I forged them because I dropped out of the university. I was actually studying Medicine. However, I dropped out in the 500 level due to financial reasons.”
He is married with a child from a woman he said
thought he were a truly certified medical doctor. The fake certificates.

“I married my wife about five years ago. She thought I was a certified doctor. She actually came to me for treatment in the Ketu area and that was how we met. We have a child,” he said.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, who confirmed this said the suspect would be charged to court as soon as investigation was over.

She said, “Upon a written petition from the management of LUTH, Idi-Araba, the suspect was arrested for falsely practising as a medical doctor and consultant gynaecologist. He confessed to have been in the practice for three years, and seven certificates were recovered from him. He will be charged to court soon.”

Reports reveal that Adesina, who is originally from Ekiti State, was arrested on Tuesday by the Alakara Police Division on Alowolodu Street in the Alapere, Ketu area of Lagos State, after the management of LUTH alerted the police upon receipt of a petition by his landlord that he claimed he works at the hospital.
He, however, denied converting his apartment to
a hospital.
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2016/01/fake-gynaecologist-nabbed-seven-forged-certificates-lagos/

Jokes EtcRe: Who Die First? (Photo) by Chumani(f): 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2016
ghenghen
Jokes EtcRe: The Only Tattoo African Parents Allow... Hilarious by Chumani(f): 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2016
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: 25 Funny #yorubaboys Heart Breaking Trending Photos by Chumani(f): 9:12am On Jan 19, 2016
Where is the 25?
CelebritiesRe: Iya Rainbow’s Daughter, Lola Dies Of Ulcer Attack by Chumani(f): 8:51am On Jan 19, 2016
May Almighty God give the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss
CrimeRe: Vwhite Garment Pastor Burns Church Member Alive, Says God Told Him To Do So by Chumani(f): 8:30am On Jan 19, 2016
Another Reverend King
PoliticsRe: My Children Said I Resemble Obasanjo by Chumani(f): 8:04am On Jan 17, 2016
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How would you feel if your mum become pregnant in your twenties? by Chumani(f): 10:31pm On Jan 14, 2016
there is nothing new under the sun
RomanceRe: Types Of Husband by Chumani(f): 10:26pm On Jan 13, 2016
Lol Loller Lollest
Nairaland GeneralIf You Have A Busy Fb Account You Must Get Use To These 4 Types Of Persons. by Chumani(op): 8:31pm On Jan 13, 2016
1. Tough Talkers
Some will just want their comment to be top on the thread hence they will use very hard language and even accuse you of extreme things. It is all about their comment standing out. Think nothing of it.

2. Policemen
There will be police men. They are with their pen and paper and they are desperately searching for an error, you will make. Other people around you can be living on a larger degree of this "error" but you need to know they are interested in you not anyone else. To them it is either you are perfect, in which case they will be on the look out for errors, or you are the devil in which case they will not stop talking about your "error".

3. Pride Busters
These are the people who know when you are proud and to them everyone who has what they desire is proud and arrogant. Sometimes you don't even value the thing that is making them assume you are proud. Let's say you make a post and 100 people likes and share it, they assume wow, he must be proud now,
many people are liking and sharing his comment.
Whereas being someone who knows the internet you know a video about a cat looking at the camera and a picture of a young girl posing can get over a thousand likes and share, and you don't even notice your peanut likes and shares but these people do and they assume you do too and to them it follows that you are filled with pride.

4. Lovers of Hypocrisy
These are the ones who love that everyone around them is an hypocrite. To them every time you lose consistency in a matter you are an hypocrite even if the situations differ. They are known by their sentences, you hear "if you supported Mourhino's sack and now you are against Dangote running for President, you are an hypocrite". They don't care if the
persons or situations differ, provided you say
something today and say something else tomorrow you are ripe for tag of hypocrite.
AgricultureRe: These People Need To Be Celebrated (they Deserve It) by Chumani(f): 11:40am On Jan 13, 2016
I wonder how this life would be without farmers

thumb up to you guys


Agbe Loba
FoodRe: Which Of These Food Combinations Will You Prefer by Chumani(f): 11:27am On Jan 13, 2016
9 and 14 grin
CelebritiesRe: Kaffy Shares Adorable Photos With Her Cute Daughter by Chumani(f): 11:17am On Jan 13, 2016
This one na serious "abijo"
Nairaland GeneralMarried In School But Single At Home by Chumani(op): 10:08am On Jan 06, 2016
Thinking about this topic, I’ve been wondering who the focus of this post should be – girls, guys or both.

In almost every tertiary institution in Nigeria,you find ‘undergraduate couples’ living as husbands and wives. You find a lot of these misguided people in virtually all schools. It’s so bad that, often times,they are duly recognised and acknowledged as couples by lodge neighbours, classmates and even leaders of various students associations.

Little wonder there is such an award as “The best couple of the year award” shamelessly and thoughtlessly received by students..Like I said earlier, I really don’t know the particular gender to address but let me just keep typing. The rate at which girls live with their boyfriends in their various off campus
hostels is painfully alarming.

Most times, these young girls are very beautiful, with bright and promising future. They cohabit with boys who are their fellow students as roommates. The lugubrious part of it is that the silly girl would always introduce the small boy as her fiancé..Our society is really sick courtesy of those that live in it. These girls collect either hostel fees or house rents from unsuspecting (and sometimes, struggling)parents and end up in the house of a boy. You struggled possibly for several years to gain admission. Then you suddenly became a prayer warrior posting and
shouting ‘Amen’ at the slighted provocation. You fasted. You had one prayer point filled with promises of your loyalty and devotion to God if only He would answer your prayer. Now that He has fulfilled His part by answering and granting you admission, don’t you think He is expecting you to fulfill your own part, to keep whatever promises you made to Him??.

Many of you just got admission and once you settle down (especially from your second year), crazy thoughts will begin to creep into your minds. Yes by then, the heat of the rush would have been over; If God didn’t capture you (possibly through the various campus fellowships), boys would have caught you. In my school we even have an unrecognized, unregistered but well offered course (Moz101. moz, being the short form 4 Mozambique hall, where fresh female students are accommodated).
For d guys its a course that shouldn't be carried
over.

Soon, they would persuade you to move in with them. Of course, they’d give you one thousand reasons to make you give in to their prodding..Before you agree to move in and live with a boy on campus, consider the reason why you are in school in the first place. What image would you be creating about yourself?
Can this boy marry you in case you get pregnant
for him as is always the case, or will you resort
to series of abortions like many other girls before
you?

What advice will you give your children in future
concerning this kind of things? After school, what next? Will the relationship really lead you anywhere?.

This post is finally addressing the female folks. I didn’t plan it that way. Maybe it’s because they are the worst hit by the grave consequences of illicit sexual relationships. They are the ones that turn out to be the sore losers in the end. They call it school life but they don’t realize how idiotic they have been till it’s too late.
You are not in school to get married. Part of the reasons why you are in school IS NOT to get the
husband-and-wife experience
, to see what it feels like for the boy to provide the money for food and for the girl to go to the market for food stuffs and cook. That’s pure misplacement of purpose!

One guy told me that he was practically learning how to be a caring and romantic husband. Such shameless! Then you hear the girl say, “We are not doing anything, we are just roommates”. Yet she commits countless abortions before graduation..Yes, your admission has given you unlimited freedom. Yes, your parents are not there to tell you what to do or what not to do.

There is even no blood relation around, so there's no fear of someone reporting you. But what about giving your womanhood respect and protecting your dignity?

What about living in such a way as to have a positive story to tell the next generation (including your children) without your conscience pricking you?

What Goes Around Will Definitely Come Around.....

Why not exercise a moment of thorough thinking....

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FamilyRe: His Wife Deliberately Aborted Her Pregnancy Twice by Chumani(f): 7:01pm On Dec 31, 2015
Exponental:
Maybe she had cheated on him and she wouldn't want to have a bastard in her home.
On a contrary, she could be experiencing psychological trauma which should be identified and resolved.
you may be right, though
FamilyRe: His Wife Deliberately Aborted Her Pregnancy Twice by Chumani(f):
wonder shall never cease to happen

He should sit her down and talk some senses into her brain
FamilyRe: What Is That Disturbing Character You Want To Drop In 2015? by Chumani(f): 11:59am On Dec 28, 2015
to drop being addicted to nairaland
HealthWhy Exercising Before Pregnancy Will Help Ease Pregnancy Pains. by Chumani(op):
One thing that pregnant women have in common is pain and discomfort. It may be more severe for some than for others but it remains constant in all pregnancy stories. The most common is pelvic girdle pain which is very different from abdominal pain.

Pelvic girdle pain is actually pain that occurs on the pelvic joints. This includes the joints that connect to the triangular bone (sacrum) that is located between your hip bones at the back of the pelvis and the joint that brings together the two halves of the front of the pelvis. It is said to be caused by changes in the ligaments as the baby grows. A hormone known as relaxin is produced during pregnancy and it causes the joints to relax in preparation for the baby’s exit.
This leaves the mother with loose joints during
pregnancy and pain from the stretched ligaments.

Symptoms of Pelvic Girdle Pain
Some women experience pain in their pelvis and it my run down to their buttocks or thighs. Sometimes doctors confuse this pain with sciatica because it is also characterized by pain shooting down the back of the leg. You could also feel pain around your hips, lower back, and groin and in your pelvic floor. Some even feel some pain around their vagina and anus.

The impact of exercise
Exercise is known to trigger the release of endorphin. This hormone induces a relaxed feeling and also reduces sensitivity to pain. This could therefore work on pelvic girdle pain. Working out during pregnancy without previously having a regular workout schedule may cause immense discomfort and could easily dissuade you from continuing. Those that had a regular workout schedule before they got pregnant are
more likely to continue exercising during pregnancy, even if not throughout the pregnancy.

A study of 39,000 women was conducted between 2000 and 2009, when these women were expecting their first child. These women were part of the Norwegian Mother and Child Cohort Study. This study has been keeping track of the health of Norwegian women who were recruited between 1999 and 2008 as well as their children. The study involved women
between the ages of 14 and 46.

The women all got a routine scan at week 17 of their pregnancy and were questioned about how frequently they exercised and what kinds of exercise they engaged in during the 3 months before pregnancy. The different types of exercise covered include swimming, jogging, brisk walking, cycling, dancing, ball games, high-impact and low-impact prenatal aerobics, horse riding, ball games and cross country skiing. The team then looked at how often and how intense pelvic girdle pain was for these women at week 30.

Result
They found that 56.5% of the women used to exercise at least thrice a week before they got pregnant, 90% had continued to exercise and were still doing so in the 17 th week of pregnancy and 7% had not exercised at all. 10% of all the women experienced pelvic girdle pain but among those who had not exercised, the
figure was at 12.5%. Those women who had exercised about three to five times a week reduced their chances of developing pelvic girdle pain in pregnancy by about 14%. Activities that were associated with a lower risk of pain included jogging, running, orienteering, high
impact aerobics and ballgames although higher
exercise levels was not found to decrease the risk of pelvic girdle pain. The study also found that there was a higher likelihood that those who reported this pain were smoking, under 25, overweight and had a history of lower back pain and depression.

It is therefore safe to say that women, especially those who plan to have children, should exercise regularly so as to reduce the chances of pain, possible disability and depression during and after pregnancy.

http://naijaparents.com/exercising-before-pregnancy-will-help-ease-pregnancy-pains/

FamilyRe: If You Didn't Do This (photo) by Chumani(f): 1:41pm On Dec 23, 2015
l "over-did it"......lolz
FoodRe: List Of The Most Commom imported FISHES In LAGOS(PICTURES) by Chumani(f): 1:34pm On Dec 23, 2015
Very informative l must say.
@op thanks for the job well done.
team panla and kote all the way
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Chumani(f): 1:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Readwarn:
Some Nigerian University Could Be Funny Though. You'll Hear Students Refer Themselves To Something Like:
Uites
Funaabians/Funnabite
Ekusite
UniLagosian.
Lol,Who Started This Sort Of Nomenclature Sef?
Big lie.

Unilag is never unilagosian, it is Akokite
EducationRe: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by Chumani(f): 1:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
unilag is going to top the list
EducationRe: Ever Had A Classmate That Cheated Like This? (Photo) by Chumani(f): 1:11pm On Dec 23, 2015
what abt this?

EducationRe: Ever Had A Classmate That Cheated Like This? (Photo) by Chumani(f): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2015
Ogbonge palm
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 African Countries With The Highest Military Strength And Firepower (photos) by Chumani(f): 2:18pm On Dec 17, 2015
l trust Nigeria my country To be faith............
Nairaland GeneralRe: ' by Chumani(f): 2:14pm On Dec 17, 2015
Op where is the photo?

jnizzle:
Cince u could bring us to view this thread in a Mischievous way, wats 2 say u don't wanna scam us?
exactly my thought
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unbelieveable! My Duvet Releases Minor Electric Sparks by Chumani(f): 2:06pm On Dec 17, 2015
No knowledge is wasted
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You read The Inscription On Clothes Before Buying? by Chumani(f): 2:01pm On Dec 17, 2015
tongue
FamilyRe: Meet The Nigerian Oldest Woman With Sickle Cell In The World At 90 Yrs (Photos) by Chumani(op):
Cutehector:
Misspicy do u hav any idea what gbenu e soun means?
lol
grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyMeet The Nigerian Oldest Woman With Sickle Cell In The World At 90 Yrs (Photos) by Chumani(op):
Sickle-cell disease (SCD), also known as sickle–cell anaemia (SCA), is a hereditary blood disorder, caused by an abnormality in the oxygen-carrying protein haemoglobin found in red blood cells leading to a propensity for the cells to assume an abnormal, rigid, sickle-like shape under certain circumstances.

Alhaja Asiata Onikoyi-Laguda, is believed to be the oldest sickle cell patient in the world. She celebrated her 90th birthday November 1, 2015, an achievement that is clearly in defiance of science. She was born in November 1925, at a time when the average life expectancy of people living with sickle cell disorder was just 5years and today older than all known (documented) sickle cell patients in the world.

According to a New York times report, in modern times, the life expectancy for these patients can reach 50 years and over. In 2013 alone, 176,000 people lost their lives to sickle cell disease, most of them aged 21 years and under.

Born to AbdulYekeen Ishola Onikoyi, a prince of the Onikoyi ruling house, and Aishat Alake Onikoyi from Kudeti, Ibadan,she is the second of four children.

Due to the level of illiteracy at her time, she was never diagnosed as a sickle cell patient although she suffered terrible pains, which could not allow her attend school, till she was aged12. All through her primary education, she struggled hard and later proceeded to Queens College where she met her husband Bolaji Alakija, who went on to become a doctor.

He treated her for sickle cell, but never revealed much to her about her condition, which was how it was in those days.

Despite that, she had outlived her two late husbands, her parents and her siblings.
She is under no dietary restrictions whatsoever:
eats salt, eggs, meat, sugar, fried food, etc as
she likes.

Her blood pressure hovering around 160/90.
Onikoyi who is a devout Muslim has performed the holy pilgrimage to Mecca thirteen times and Umrah half a dozen times. She observed the annual 30-day Ramadhan fast until she was over 88 and pressured to discontinue by her children

She reads Bible, Quran everyday with glasses but
moves around without glasses.
She takes public transport in Lagos. if you have lived in Lagos you can attest that you will need all the stamina and strength for the hustle and bustle in getting transport.

She gave birth to six children, all by normal delivery. When only son passed away in August 2014 aged 59, she accepted the will of Allah but prayed, “ Please let the rest of the children you gave me outlive me.”

Every year in sub Saharan Africa, more than
300,000 children are born with the sickle cell
disease.
You can read more about her tremendous life in
Sickle Cell Disease Journal.

Be inspired.

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