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Happy New Year 2 every deltan in d house.

Merry christmas in advance 2 every deltan both home and abroad. Hope y'all comin home 4 d celebration. D sights of delta state now is so fabulous especially asaba and warri.

i hail all the deltans 4 nairaland

so so ph ph, e come dey wan be like say na ph na e all men and chicks from dt dey run enter, any way sha hope say una dey represent 4 that area o, one love to y'all, one big heart,

U crazy Ituen, lmao

I crossed fifteen 20years back

ok I'll pay u 4 the remix, but u have to pay for copying and pasting.

nightnurse:
clemcy, there will be no need to post more jokes because u've seen em all before

@clemckul

are u doing, have u crossed puberty yet

eject the movies breaks the cd or whatever device used 4 this fucking broadcast, snipes all the actors and actresses on forheads and the die like useless mosquitoes, I then bury sauce and ituen and spit on their graves.

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed.

So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.


Isavo Message for the Day - Look beyond your circle of interests sometimes

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed.

So what he did next was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.


Isavo Message for the Day - Look beyond your circle of interests sometimes

Ituen pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed ClemK where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

Ituen pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed ClemK where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa, "

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They'vestolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even theaccelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang asecond time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in theback seat by mistake."

@ituen and clem

Bleep u boths couples men, U can kiss my nutural black ass

what da Bleep, hey nurse I posted this joke. Its my joke okay, but with a nice remix though

@vicyokafor

hello, how u doing, U deltan?

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees theshelf of condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies,"Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when you'rehaving sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three init. The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six condoms and asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two forFriday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the samequestion.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January,one for February, one for March, "

ituen

@with this story I comfirm u a strong and caring guy.

this film suppose dom finish na, even if na DVD

jeep

@sunnexkid

I like that, U are a true son of the soil, I hail u my guy

riche007:
Deltan here, Isoko wado, based in Canada.

was'up brother, how's canada doing too, cool shey, hope say u dey visit home.

I HAIL EVERY DELTAN IN THE HOUSE

4 dis celebration season abeg 4 the guys SipEasy, ande 4 ladies rock steady

AND I WISH U ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROPEROUS NEWYEAR and remember 2 Always REPRESENT were U're from ONE LOVE.

That would be nice

the snakes dodges the bazuka bullet and swallows both robby and sauce @ once, I smiled and said welldone to tessy the snake, before she could thank me I slit her throat from behind and she drop dead with robby and sauce both in her belly

@purest boy

this is a popular joke in warri,I thought about sharing it with every nigerian, I never heard it froom I go die, so get that into ur pap brain, stupid.

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender.

The Bartender is experienced and has learned not toask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so hedoesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom.

The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with theducks. There is an awkward silence. The Bartender decides to try to make some conversation.

"What's your name?" He says to the first duck.

"Huey" replies the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and outof puddles all day."

"Oh. That's nice," says the Bartender.

Then he says to the second duck "Hi. And what's yourname?"

"Dewey," came the answer.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and outof puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again."

So the Bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be Louie."

"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day

the megaton makes chuxy more energtic, he strikes sauce and mig with thunder they both die finally, chuxy is superior and looks 4 better challengers not kids like mig

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it wastime to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pinand decided she would poke him every time he fell asleep.Right about the first time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And whocreated the Universe?" The wife poked her husband and he awakes and yells,"My God!"

The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on thecross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus Christ!"

The third time, the Preacher asks, " And what did Eve say to Adam after shebore him his 99th son?"

The wife pokes her husband and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you pokeme with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The lastquestion, worth 70 points or none at all was:

"Name seven advantages of mother's milk."

The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard putto think of 7 advantages.

He wrote:

1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the student was stuck.

Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test was rang, hewrote:

7. It comes in cute containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam.