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May her soul rest in peace

cc: lalasticlala

A female student of the Auchi Polytechnic, Edo State identified as Uloko Lauretta Apaume, has been shot dead while dancing at her graduation party.

Lauretta was reportedly killed on Friday night by a member of the Auchi community vigilante group who was invited to provide security at the all night party.

Witnesses said Lauretta who studied Banking and Finance was killed by a stray bullet from the yet to be identified vigilante.

It was learnt that the students, as a tradition, invited members of Auchi Community vigilante group to help provide security at the party organised to celebrate sucessful completion of Higher National Diploma (HND).

The witness said that the vigilante attempted to fire some shots into the air as part of the celebration but the bullet failed to come out.

“The vigilante was lowering the gun to know why it failed to release bullet after firing and in the process the bullet discharge itself and accidentally killed the girl who was dancing on the spot

“The incident caused panic as the celebrating students scampered for safety but the suspects was later arrested by the police.”

State Commissioner of Police, Babatunde Johnson Kokumo, who confirmed the incident, said it was clearly a misadventure and not intentional killing.

Kokumo stated that the female student was celebrating that she was done with school when the incident occurred.

“The vigilance men, according to the report of the divisional police officer on ground, had been invited by the students and it was in the night.

“It was clearly a misadventure; it was not an intentional killing as there is no record of any sort that there had been malice between the late student or any student for that matter and the vigilance men. So, the vigilance man had an accidental discharge so to say while the celebration was on,”

“The suspect is already in custody, assuring that the police are doing everything to pacify the students so that there would be no reprisal attack on innocent citizens.”

Hmmmm...osogbo weed at work

Today, a friend of mine was telling me of his younger brother who is 5 years old and had his first erect!on. I found it hard to believe until i googled it and discovered from the link below that even as young as 2 years old, a child can get an erect!on.
Has anyone else witness similar thing before?

Link: www.babycenter.com/400_it-seems-that-my-2-year-old-is-having-an-erection-quite-ofte_3300715_192.b

Note: link won't work until you change the word "Attention" to "erect!on" as found in the link where "!" = "i"

Dragon fly - kpakpa mmiri
Bat - Usu
Vulture - Udele
Bush fowl - Okwa
Praying Mantis - Ngelengele
Mosquitoe - Anwunta
Bee - A`nu
Tiger - Agu
Lion - Odum
Periwinkle - Isam
Greater cane rat - Nchi

joywendy:
If you aren't moved by my post why do you reply my post? Why can't you just move on and forget my post was there?

You weren't logical enough and you just came here to talk base on your own understanding without putting things into consideration. You feel you are right and you have the right to come up here and judge without even thinking straight.

Like I said earlier you have problems with simple comprehension, I never said you were wrong but you weren't rational enough! How is that hard to get? Do I need to get you a dictionary?

Proving that am not cheap? Lol! Here you go again with another of your silly assumptions.

Its quite obvious where your level of intelligence is, the more I continue to talk to you the more I bring self down to your level.

I will end here.
#goodday

No guy will ever come close to an ugly pig like you with kpomo lips looking like a donkey putting on goggles. It's when a guy comes to you that you can prove you are not cheap. Now i see your true pain. You are indeed privileged having me talk to you. See how you're looking like a woman that has reached menopause.
Don't end there please. We can continue this forever.
You are just a clown and a way i can relieve stress after a hectic day at work.

Jobless ugly clowns like you make me smile before i go to bed.

If they call ladies even you wey resemble man go raise your hand. This girl you funny o

joywendy:
Really? So it took you this long to reply my post? And you are asking me why am pained? Pls redirect that question to yourself.

What truth exactly? Truth based on your silly generalization?
Yes the truth is bitter that explains your own bitterness and pain. Simple questions you can't answer. It tells a lot,this is one of the reasons kids should be banned from some sections on nairaland

I'm not perturbed seeing you ranting here and there. I understand you are really pained cos i exposed u from my post. I wish i can delete the post for you so you can have peace of mind but it's a pity i can't. Just wipe you tears and accept it the way it is.

It is ridiculous this is actually your own way of proving to me you are not cheap. Lol. Clown

I used 4, 6 and 10

OP, no be last year all this phones come out?

Indomie generation trying to feel among

MzNelly:
A kiss on the lips is sexual or romantic , not exactly holy, per se.
If I were to kiss you on the lips every Sunday, won't your thoughts stray? Would your mind exactly be set on holy things?

Let's be realistic here, at the very least. The Bible condemns against all forms of homosexuality; so why on earth will the same Bible encourage a kiss on the lips by two grown males or females?

If you judge from that, kiss generally would be considered a sexual gesture. Be it on the lips, forehead, cheeks or what have you...

Even if i kiss a guy on the cheek or forehead today, i'll be termed gay. Meaning none is holy. I think i go with what Hiswordxray said cos it's more logical or what do you think?

https://www.firstourselves.com/first_ourselves/images/2008/05/19/mom_baby_kiss.jpg

After a baby is born, it is natural to see the mother kissing the baby. One would think this is simply because of the emotional bond that has formed between mother and child. While this is true, there are also other very compelling biochemical reasons why it occurs. These reasons reinforce the understanding that our bodies have inner wisdom which we seldom recognize or trust. Just as our bodies know how to give birth even if we don’t have intellectual knowledge of the process, our bodies’ biological systems also have reasons for the complex social interplay between mother and baby. It just goes to show that, more than ever, we should trust our mothering instincts.

Five Senses

When an animal gives birth, you will notice that the mother spends a lot of time licking her young. This exposes her five senses to the young so that she knows the taste, smell, feel, sound and sight of her new baby. In this way, a mother claims her child as her own.

When a human mother births a baby in an environment which allows her immediate and free access to her child, you will notice that over a period of time she performs certain behaviours called “claiming behaviours.” She will caress the child, explore the softness of the baby’s skin, and probably count and handle the unique little fingers and toes.

She probably marvels visually over how much the baby looks like her or her husband or another family member. She will notice the colour of the hair and eyes and other physical features. She hears the baby’s cries and learns to distinguish them from all other cries. As she leans down to kiss the child, she undoubtedly smells the scent of her new baby and through the actual act of kissing; she comes to know the taste of him or her.

Just like an animal mother, she has now exposed her five senses to the baby so she attaches to him or her. She now feels he or she is her own. It is not unusual to find that women who are deprived of the privacy required to create this immediate bonding right after birth often say they feel a distance between them and their baby.

Health Benefits

Claiming behaviours such as kissing provide not only emotional, but biological attachment. There is a very real health benefit for the baby who is kissed.

“When a mother kisses her baby, she ‘samples’ those pathogens that are on the baby’s face. Those are ones that the baby is about to ingest. These samples are taken up by the mother’s secondary lymphoid organs like the tonsils, and memory B cells specific for those pathogens are re-stimulated. These B cells then migrate to the mother’s breasts where they produce just those antibodies that the baby needs.” says Lauren Sompayrac, author of How The Immune System Works.

We talk a lot about breast milk and how it conveys antibodies to the infant helping to prevent illness. However antibodies made for the mother while pregnant are not what the baby needs. He or she needs antibodies for the environment around them that they are in constant contact with now. Kissing her baby is a very important activity beyond its obvious pleasurable and attachment- promoting value. It helps mother claim baby, and helps her body determine the antibodies baby needs in the breast milk.

So mothers, kiss away on those babies!

Source: www.birthunlimited.ca/parenting/23-why-mothers-kiss-their-babies.html

MzNelly:
A holy kiss, the Bible says.

Kissing anyone on the lips.......I don't see how that is 'holy' anymore. BTW, Judas you're referring to didn't kiss Jesus on the lips, but on the cheek.

I'd say this 'kiss' has to do with the warmth shared when the Christian brothers and sisters gather in service.

I saw this coming so i indicated it earlier in my first post . See as you take deh twist the bible.

I will also like you to quote the verse where it stated explicitly that Jesus was kissed on the cheek and also where it is stated that a kiss on the lips is unholy. Thanks

Cutehector4u:
Did d prodigal son's father kiss his son on d lips? A holy kiss is dat typ of kiss dat u kiss on one's forehead.

Where did the prodigal son's father kiss his son then? A holy kiss is done on the forehead? I wouldn't mind if you use bible verses to butress your points.

vooks:
chuxyz
Don't get fits when half of the males in your church queue to kiss your mother on the lips and after that,they descend on your pregnant wife with little regard to order

I don't think there is something there cos i believe such things happened during the time of Paul and it was a norm then? How sure are you that Paul himself didn't kiss someone else's wife or mother? The problem is that kissing has been taken to be something bad whether done on the forehead, lips, palms, or even blown

It has come to notice that Christians of our days don't practice the greeting with a holy kiss as instructed by Apostle Paul in the following book of the bible:
Romans 16:16
1 Thessalonians 5:26 and
2 Corinthians 13:12
which read thus: "Greet one another with a holy kiss..."

Now my question is "what is wrong if i see a christian sister and plant a kiss on her lips?"
Won't the whole congregation run after me with planks, rods and missile with the pastor and the sister's parents in the forefront?

Kissing i believe use to be a holy gesture for greeting or identifying a Christian brother.
I won't be surprise if some christian come up here to say such greeting was ended because Judas used it to betray Jesus.
I won't also be surprised if some others interpret the kissing as instituted in these verses to mean giving out gifts.

Because e no deh hard we Christians to turn bible upside-down.

Let me here from you guys.

joywendy:
What makes you think it is ridiculous?

Who says they are doing it to prove anything?

Are we now items that can be labelled cheap or expensive?

Who are you to judge in the first instance?

what is right for A might be wrong to B

what you have indirectly said was in my post. which i guess you didn't read properly

This is not an exam hall. I have made my post, take it or leave it. That's just how it is and you know it that's why you are pained. The truth is bitter you know?

joywendy:
mmmm....


my dearest and beautiful ladies in the house. i have gained some wonderful knowledge from the op today which i must share with you all.

EVERYTHING ABOUT TO BE SAID NOW IS WHAT I GOT FROM THE WRITE UP

1)Give out your number to every guy that asks you for your number.

yes this is the most important rule in keeping relationships. Communication is very essential even if the guy is a drug lord or warlord. give it! if you don't you will be regard like a cheap material that doesn't have any worth.

2) Don't play hard to get

my sisters don't play hard to get. whatever that means if a guy you are not sure of comes to ask you on a date don't think just go where your heart leads you. you won't go astray. even if you do there are plenty of fishes in the sea.

3) stare at guys


stare very well oh make sure you even have eye contact omo the guy will love you sharp sharp!! make sure to make a fool of yourself when doing so like jamming transformer to make it more realistic.


4)Be very nice.

This is very good. being rude is not good at all. you have to respect everyone and be nice to everyone even if the person is taken you for granted.
As we all know nice people don't suffer

5)Call every guy on your contact list and collect numbers of guys you meet

this is the same with no 1. like i said communication is the most important in every type of relationship we go through.


so this are the rules to abide by so we wont be classified as items and given labels like cheap or cheaper.



At op there is a lesson for you here too, next time be a bit more objective and rational. There are reasons why people do what they do. Why act as a judge now huh?
Don't some guys do worse things why must it be ladies? I'm not saying you list is wrong but am saying it wasn't rational enough.

hence my own list above coiled from your own list of what your post indirectly implied.

Don't take this personal.

My post says "Ridiculous ways ladies prove they are not cheap". Mind you, I never say ladies should stop or continue with what they are known for. But if in any way you show one or more these actions, my advice is just there for you in my first post. In conclusion, I'm indirectly telling you ladies that there are better ways of proving you are not cheap than those enlisted by me. Thank you!

preshuzpearl:
I stopped giving out my number to guys after one particular guy nearly choked me. He stalked me, embarassed me, sent me text saying stuff like "who is doing you tonight" "want you in my arms". Someone I hardly even knew. It was annoying. He comes to my place of work, waits for me to close and sometimes that's like 8p.m. I'll be walking in the dark and someone will just jump from behind. There was a particular day I went straight to police station and the guys there just said he likes me. I was like "are you serious" this was someone that could rape me if he had the chance. He would leave all he was doing and be following me about. If I change bus he would enter the next one with me. I was scared.
From that time i promised myself I'll be stingy when it comes to giving out numbers

My dear everyone is not the same. Moreover, even though you don't have the mentality of proving you aint cheap, you still won't succeed in letting them know your reason for not giving your number out. It all boils down to proving you aint cheap from the side of the person asking.

Evathyst:
d more reason why a sane lady shld know U'r an impostor. Oh! Sori, u called urself a gal. So shall u remain



At topic, I often wonder wats happening on Nairaland. Everyday, some jobless youths just take delight in bashing us. U pple do better repent, else u'l die in gayism.




Last bullet: Make thunder fire anybody wey go quote me to yarn opkata.

You actually came here to bash but make I do like I no see you....

kelechiMarie:
@no.one should i give me number to every male zhat Hasks?

if you can give it to any female that ask, what is wrong with giving it to any male

Medunah:
And you had to quote everything?

@No3. When i see a group of guys, i dont stare oo cos all of em will na gather their eyes on you, so i just pass jejely without staring back or start pressing ma phone like am doin somethin important while looking at the ground @ the same time so as to avoid missing a step nd falling down

Exactly what I'm saying... The day you go hit head for pole, na then you go see the impact of wetin I deh talk. Lol

Here I have a list of some ridiculous ways [naija] ladies prove they are not cheap. The list is actually inexhaustible but these are the ones I could come up with for now. Feel free to add to it.


1. Refusing to give out their number
This really piss me off. I simply believe those girls who think giving out their number makes them cheap actually have cheap senses. There are other better ways of proving you aint cheap. To the ladies who fall under this category I ask you "so if not for the advent of GSM technology you have no other way to prove you are not cheap abi?". On your behalf, I thank God for GSM technology o. Else your worth would have been 10 kobo.

2. Claiming hard to get
Many girls think proving hard-to-get is a way of proving they are not cheap and this makes me laugh in swahili - bwahahihihihihiha! In fact, you are just like the ab0ki who brought necklace to me to buy at N7000. Not interested, i priced it at N150 just to let him go. He got angry and left but came back to ask me to take it for N3000 but I insisted at N150 he left again and came back up to 5times and ended up begging me to take it at that N150. So no matter how hard-to-get you try to play, your worth remains your worth. Sorry to tell you ladies, playing hard-to-get does more of reducing your worth than even increasing it.

3. Try as much as possible not to stare at a guy
This is another ridiculous way ladies try to prove they are not cheap. Imagine group of guys walking down the street and group of ladies coming opposite. You notice the guys break-off from their discussion while the ladies get engross in theirs as if they just attain the peak of an important discussion/issue. I have seen guys hit their head against an electric pole while staring at ladies; I have also seen ladies fall into gutters while trying not to stare at a guy. Ridiculous indeed!

4. Being rude
Most ladies resolved to being or acting rude just to prove they are not cheap. But my dear, you've not proved anything. You only proved how arrogant, rude and unfriendly you are.

5. Not asking for a guy's number/calling a guy
Haaaaaaa! Abomination! That's exactly what most ladies will scream on hearing this. I tell you, i have seen occasions where a lady needs my help and still expects me to ask for her number or call her as the case may be. In such case, I tell them "Sorry ma'm I no be chinco. Go look for a Chinese cos I heard China goods are very cheap". Yipee!

Asking for guys number only shows how friendly, hospitable and jovial. Shikena!

bigfrancis21: Fixed for you below! Ikpumsky the clown.

noneroone, iteghite and iteolu are standard igbo. I never said itenaani is not correct but it's wrong when we are talking of standard igbo. In my dialect, we call one "nnaa" and that does not make it right when we are talking of standard igbo. By the way what's the meaning of Ikpumsky? A nairalander?

bigfrancis21: 1 to 100, that's pretty easy.

Know your basic 1 to 10 in Igbo, the remaining numeric system is a simple combination of 1 to 10. I'll count in central Igbo for the sake of convenience.

1 - otu
2 - abuo
3 - ato
4 - ano
5 - ise
6 - isi
7 - asaa
8 - asato
9 - itenaani iteghite OR iteolu
10 - iri

11 - iri na otu(10 and 1)
12 - iri na abuo(10 and 2)
13 - iri na ato(10 and 3)
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20 - iri abuo(two 10s, ie 20)
21 - iri abuo na otu(20 and 1)
22 - iri abuo na abuo(20 and 2)
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30 - iri ato(three 10s, i.e 30)
31 - iri ato na otu(30 and 1)
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39 - iri ato na itenaani(30 and 9)

40 - iri ano
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45 - iri ano na ise(40 and 5)
46 - iri ano na isii(40 and 6)
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50 - iri ise(five 10s)
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57 - iri ise na asaa(50 and 7)
58 - iri ise na asato(50 and 8.)
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60 - iri isii(six 10s)
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70 - iri asaa(seven 10s)
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80 - iri asato(eight 10s)
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90 - iri itenaani(nine 10s)
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100 - otu nari(one hundred)
101 - otu nari na otu(one hundred and one)
102 - otu nari na abuo
103 - otu nari na ato
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110 - otu nari na iri(one hundred and ten)
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119 - otu nari, iri na itenaani(one hundred and nineteen)

120 - otu nari na iri abuo(one hundred and twenty)
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150 - otu nari na iri ise(one hundred and fifty)
160 - otu nari na iri isii(one hundred and sixty)
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190 - otu nari na iri itenaani(one hundred and ninety)
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200 - nari abuo(two hundred)
201 - nari abuo na otu(two hundred and one)
202 - nari abuo na abuo(two hundred and two)
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210 - nari abuo na iri(two hunred and ten)
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235 - nari abuo, iri ato na ise
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268 - nari abuo, iri isii na asato(two hundred and sixty eight)
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297 - nari abuo, iri itenaani na asaa
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300 - nari ato
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400 - nari ano
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500 - nari ise
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600 - nari isii
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700 - nari asaa
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800 - nari asato
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900 - nari itenaani
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1000 - otu puku(one thousand)
1001 - otu puku na otu(one thousand and one)
1010 - otu puku na iri(one thousand and ten)
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1387 - otu puku(1000), nari ato(300), iri asato(80) na asaa(7)
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1999 - otu puku(1000), nari itenaani(900), iri itenaani(90) na itenaani(9)
2000 - puku abuo
3000 - puku ato
4000 - puku ano
5000 - puku ise
6000 - puku isii
7000 - puku asaa
8000 - puku asato
9000 - puku itenaani
10,000 - puku iri(ten thousand)
10,006 - puku iri na isii
20,000 - puku iri abuo
30,000 - puku iri ato
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100,000 - puku nari(hundred thousand)
100,010 - puku nari na iri
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1,000,000 - otu nde(one million)

I went beyond 1,000 to 100,000 and to 1 million.

FIXED! itiboribo!
You can't even count to 1billion.
1billion = ijeri. Next time consult your teacher(ME) before posting...

doziej84: Abeg, where for Trans-Amadi?

Drop at mothercat junction, then take a walk and see for yourself.

tobtap: ibos claiming every word originated from there language....hausas have been calling ibos nyamiri b4 d civil war

were you born before the civil war to know if they call Igbos yamiri before then? My late grandfather who fought in the civil war who does yam business between North and South-east before and after the civil war narrated the story to me. I'm very sure it didn't start before the civil war else my grandfather would have told me they use to call him that before the civil war. What do we gain for claiming words. Go ask any hausa man the meaning of yamiri - it has no meaning in their language. The word was coined from igbo language.

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Yamiri is actually no Hausa or Fulani word like most people will think, neither does it have any meaning in any of these languages. The word Yamiri originated as a mockery to the Igbo captives during the civil war (a.k.a Nigerian-Biafra war). This captives were usually starved or poorly fed. Most of them who can only speak the Igbo language will only try to request for water from their captors and would say nye m mmiri which means 'give me water' when translated to english language. Nye m mmiri was what the Hausa/Fulani soldiers pronounced as Yamiri which later became a mockery name for the Igbos. This name has been able to stick around till date as a mockery name for Igbos even with most of them(Hausas, Fulanis and Igbos) not knowing it's actual origin.

fightforchange1: guys that use you for sex.

guys that want to take your money.

guyswho want to date your sister.

guys I want to wear your underwear

for real? Are there such guys?

BashyYG: Bless...but mi is a sistren

lawd mi gad! Yuh ah sistren fi real? Yuh name no sound suh enuh

Lily4star: Spacebar button

space booking => space bar. I dull sha... See professionals. Lol

From the look of things, i have come to realise that all atheist are from a christian background for i have not seen any atheist who claimed he once believed in islamic or any other religion asides Christianity. Meanwhile, all arguments by atheist are always against the Christian faith. Who else have observe this and Why is it so?

Lily4star: Lwkmd. Hahahahahahahaha, act like you don't know ooo

hahahahahahaha! I respect you! You pass me. The least i can use in space booking is a dot(.) not a blank empty space. Abeg teach me.

[quote author=Lily4star][/quote]PhD. Space Booking! I respect yah ma. BTW, how do you book space without typing nothing?