₦airaland Forum

Ha na-asi na oku gbara Father I na-aju ma o gbakwara ma afuonu ya (It being rumoured that a Reverend Father got burnt and you are there asking if his beards also got burnt)


Meaning: Talking about the important and you are there talking something stupid or of less importance

All these network operators will come to a lawless country as Nigeria and do anyhow they like. Are they really doing all these in other countries? NCC should look into this. There should be a regulation on how they send all these unwanted messages. I receive not less than 10 of these messages per day. Most times they send a particular 3times in a day. Another thing is that they don't even care to know if such message is suitable to the a particular set of the general public. How should MTN for instance be sending a muslim to download prayers by Pastor Chris or Adeboye? That is total disturbance I tell you. They should categorize their audience, know what is suitable for who, know who or who wants this and does not want that, etc.

Living in typical igbo town such as Aba or Onitsha is quite fun with the kind of hilarious quotes that you hear on daily basis. These are the ones i can remember for now:

1. Hapu ihe e dere na moto banye moto (Leave what is written on a motor and enter motor)
Meaning: Taking action is a priority over having details or previous knowledge

2. Kee ncha bu omo? (Which soap is omo?)
Meaning: How far? or What's up?

3. Onye m ga-egbuli m ga rio chineke ka o nyere m aka? (One i can defeat do i still need to beg God for help?)
Meaning: Self explanatary

4. Gaa washington ka ha washia nti gi (Go to washington so your ear can be washed)
Meaning: Told to a deaf ear

5. Agbacha oso a gwuo mile (After the race, the miles or distance covered is calculated)
Meaning: Being reflective after a difficult task

6. Ogaracha must come back (He who wanders away must come back)
Meaning: You can not totally shy away from your responsiblities

Do we have Aba or Onitcha or other Igbo boys boys here? Please let's keep it rolling...

ennyblaze: uwc but am a girl lol

Lol. I know. But "guy" is not restricted to may folks alone. But let me still correct myself. Thanks babe!

So nairalanders, what are your take on this?

kingofpool: I have never been broken hearted maybe cos I dnt believe in love or maybe cos i have never been into any relationship or maybe cos I have never felt anything except lust for any girl, all I do is to appreciate their beauty or figure... Some times i think am not ok

seriously, i was once like this until the first girl burrowed into my heart. She showered me with love and affection which i later realised was fake after she broke my heart. Bro, you only need an instance to break that jinx, and you will start falling anyhow than anyone else.

Dear recruiter, i applied for your opening via your email with my CV and cover letter. I pass your tests and interview after which I waited for ages but didn't get any response from you nor any apologies stating you have lost every data concerning my application or any other reason you never called me. I don't think you really need my service.

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kakashi12: I got a text from them too for lagos.

did you go?

ennyblaze: D one in lag is gnld...so many scammers in ibadan pple are complaining

mtchew! Thanks guy.

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I got this same interview invitation this night that: Crystalite care invites u for a written and oral test on Monday 7/72014 at 18 Michael Adekoya Street, inside RCCG, by cappa b/stop, Ilupeju by 9am. Come prepared

Please anyone have info about the company or the venue?

MissMeiya: You have a problem.

Who is this idiot? Get lost!!!

Ishilove: What did I write and what is this one saying?

*claps hands* Chineeeke!

See as inferiority complex dey wound you. Abeg park well and stop ranting like a hag on her period. Oyingbo motor park tout.

Oloriburuku version 2.0 na ihn you be. Bragging about your friend - a lecturer in canada. You for tell us how many cars in get and his salary so that we go clap for you. How does his occupation and location fits into the arguement or how does it give points to your statement? Olodo rabata oju eja lo mo n je... He tells you everything but ihn no gree teach you make you get small sense. Get lost! Loser

Ishilove: Next time make sure you read properly before you rush to quote me in order to post shyte, capisce?

A guy who must be married by now or at least have a cool babe over there and just want to keep in touch with old friends how do you expect him to show awkwardness? If care is not taken sef you are the one pushing yourself to him cos ihn deh canada. Girls eh una too longer-throat o. See as you mention the canada sef. If una just see men wey deh abroad na so body go deh shack una. Must you tell us he is in canada by the way? If you are in Lagos and he is in Aba would you ve given us that detail? O girl! Pack well o

Mr Renaissance: https://www.colourbox.com/preview/3461179-872585-laughing-out-loud-emoticon.jpg

You sound pissed though.

No mind that idiot. If people talk ihn go talk. Guy wey base for canada which awkwardness ihn wan show? If you no take time sef na she fit don deh put eye for the guy sef.

The great physician
Fading away like the stars of the morning(na gafe dika kpakpandu ututu)

Just as i am without one plea

Ishilove: Op, I don't know what you're talking about. One of my closest friends is a guy who I've known for 15yrs now( since secondary school). He lectures in Canada now, but not once has there ever been any awkwardness between us. There is almost nothing we can't tell each other, and never once have we ever had the issues you mentioned. He's a friend and a brother, and our friendship waxes stronger.

mtchew! You no get point at all! Ihn deh canada then how do you expect awkwardness from canada? Abi dem deh send awkwardness via courier ni? Abeg park well we no come here to showcase abroad friends. Go find thread like that. You hear? If na like that i have many Jamaican female friends i have met online. And we tell ourselves everything and nothing else attached. Nonsense!

tobiboss: we should practicse it, mikel should not be allowed to take any

Bros wetin mikel do you na?

i nid it my email is chuxyz@yuurok.com