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AlfaSeltzer: Tell us you don't like boys.

Oloshi version 3.0

AlfaSeltzer: All these rants of yours is surprising. Are you trying to deflect the fact that you might actually be a closet gay?

Version upgraded. Oloshi version 2.0

mikanju: : 1.I hate it when guys have a small wee wee and want u to be a responsible girl and manage it

2.I hate it when guys with small wee wee console themself with d saying that size doesn't matter (common! Stop fooling us)

3.I hate it when guys think f*******g u hard and good will make u love them like mumu and loose ur sense of reasoning(some of us reason byond d**k)

4.I hate it when guys thinks nobody can f**k like dy do (there r many fishes in d ocean bro)

5.I hate it when guys think when they spend a few thousands on you they own you

6.I hate it when guys drink alomo and still wanna kiss with thesame stinking mouth.

7.I hate it when a guy is insecure

8.I hate it when guys think they can't be dumped by a lady just because they av slept with her (she can still dump ur ass dude)

9.I hate it when guys feel u must suck their 'd' just because they suck ur 'p' (who send ya msg)

10.I hate it when guys ask a lady to contribute to their house rent/date a lady they don't love cos of money (its so pathetic)

11.I hate it when guys feel u shld repay them with sex for evry good thing dy do.

12.I hate it when guys wears one boxers for six months

13.I hate it when guys feel d word am sorry shld do d magic when they will keep on repeating dsame thing...

Only dis gal wan win all d guys here including me the OP. Babe, there is God o. Na you be all d girls mouthpiece? Allow them talk na.

gentledove: It annoys me when guys think every lady who appreciate them and laughs innocently is an easy prey to be f---ked

it sounds like a riddle when guys are too full of themselves to say sorry for any offence committed.

it is annoying when guys feel women are to be treated like trash - 'do the dishes, wash the clothes, cook and at night, lay down and let me Bleep you afterwards carry my baby and deliver then breastfeed - mind you, my food must be regular and my clothes must be washed' mentality.

it is strange when their family members hurt their wives and they still condemn the woman for whatever....

Men - it is funny when all they think of is sex, sex, sex. lol. You want to just be cuddled and phew, 'john thomas' is already rigid, ready for action and you wonder, boy, i just want you to cuddle me na, not f--k me. lolllssss.

Thank God i am a woman sha. lolssss

Most guys wake up in the morning with a hard-on. Do they want to 4k d bed? And that's another mentality about ladies I hate. That a guy is hard does not mean he is out for sex. It's a reflex action like when you wink whenever strange objects are directed to your eyes. Now drop that mentality. The guy might be coming for cuddle alone!

tosyne2much: I hate wen ladies join d choir after their wayward life and start goin to church more often jst because dey want to get married.. I hate wen u take ladies out and dey begin to feed as is if there's famine in d land.... I hate wen I post msgs to ladies and dey reply as if dey ar being charged per letter.. E.g, yap u? Kul u ?, xup ?, k u? 5n u? E.t.c

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

amnestylaw1: Probably you'll need to read my comment again to understand what I wrote.

You will need to read mine again to understand what I wrote

amnestylaw1: Though our mileage may differ when it comes to our abilities to control the urge, the truth is that we guys think about sex evey now and then. It's not our fault, it's nature's. Only okobos don't think about sex the way we do. Even then, they still pretend to do...

that's for you... Those days i was in school i like going close to ladies that tops the class. Up till date i still like hanging around intelligent ladies. Sex is not everything guy so speak for yourself.

repogirl: well..... All I see is I hate this, I hate that and its mostly males commenting...... If you guys hate all this, abeg free girls na! No way!

HATE - that's the theme of the topic. Only guys comment because most girls like you don't wanna contribute. The first comment here was a ladies own. Maybe they think they are losing it that's why the choose to stay out and only have to say it's frustration. And that's another mentality i hate. It's no frustration. I'm not married yet i spoke for married men too. It's just a general and open thread

CircleOfWilis: my eyes can see thru all clothings( including hijab ), I know if u got it lady, no need to flaunt it

badt guy!!! Lol

evegran: oh! Wow! That's um weirdly impressive. May I suggest you render services to security agents instead, to help with the security challenges our beloved country is experiencing -instead of just using it on us? Just saying! No pressure. 0_o

bwahahahahahaha. Laf wan throw me from 3rd mainland bridge!

ChiFirstLady: Honey dey inside ooo

badt gyal. Lol. Honey ko, Alomo ni

Omomehn: oya e do like that. I wan maintain my anonymous status.

BURSTED!!!

repogirl: hmmm, its like this thread was opened for guys to vent their frustration......well done OP, you and your male friends seriously needed this!

it is opened for both sexes. By the way what is frustration? Did you read the post to know if it has to do with frustration? I call a girl to ask her for direction and she thinks i wanna woo her. What is the frustration there? It's only what i hate. When a lady says she hate guys that demand for sex how does that define frustration? If you don't have something reasonable to say why not jump and pass? Dem put gun for your head say you must comment?

AlfaSeltzer: I can see that a lot girls have frustrated you because you can't understand them.
poor you. Try boys, you might be more succesful.

now i see your itch satan worshiper! You have created 64 senseless topics which have not made frontpage and you are out to soil any sensible post that makes frontpage. Now i know and i wonder why i deh follow olodo deh talk since sef. Go hug transformer satan worshiper! Only thread about satan you sabi create. What else do you know? Oloshi version 1.0. The more you talk, i will keep upgrading your version. The more sensible topic goes on frontpage, the more satan will be eating your intestine and internal organs. Mods please keep bring topics on frontpage so this idiot will go and die in hell with his satan.

AlfaSeltzer: I can see that a lot girls have frustrated you because you can't understand them.
poor you. Try boys, you might be more succesful.

Olodo how you take pass English? Read the topic again - Mentality of Opposite sex you hate. I only listed ladies of your type guys hate and don't go close to because of their immaturity and poor mentality and not ladies who frustrate guys. If you are looking for such thread i will search for you so you kill yourself there. And i'll say i'm sorry if you fall under this category for you might remain single and married to your dull brain forever. Even divine intervention might not help you out. Fools! Olodo! If they can't make sensible contribution they look for who to put their frustration on.

AlfaSeltzer: op you still have a lot to learn
if they don't think like that, they won't be women and if you don't like women's thinking, you are probably gay.

you too have lots to learn else you won't be here. By the way who said they should stop thinking the way they wanna think? I'm only enlightening people like you not to have such mentality cos the are not true most of the time.

femi4: I hate it when you help a girl, and she sees it as your duty

she sees it as her right and your responsibility. I hate this mentality about ladies i wonder how it escaped my memory else it would have been no.1 on the list.

booqee: well I'm a female but I don't really like females hinging on this feminist idea all d time.

i like you for this. You are out to say the truth.No sentiment!

I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys. Here are some mentalities of ladies i hate.

1. Thinking every guy think about sex every now and then and nothing else

2. Thinking a guy is suppose to make the approach even when they are the one dying for him

3. Thinking any strange guy calling or approaching them is trying to woo them.

4. Thinking they can out-smart every guy judging from one of two successes.

5. Thinking they give 100times more in a relationship whilst they gave only sex which both parties mutually enjoyed.

6. Thinking every married man is prone to cheat on their wives.

7. Ladies with very big bosom and flat azz trying to feel among thinking all guys are fan of big bosom thus a compensation for flat azz.

8. Thinking their mobile phone is an answering machine while every guys own is a calling machine.

Let's see who wins this battle. This is just for fun. Oya guys top the list

fightforchange1: California,usa.....where
You
Live?

Wow! Dat a cool. Mi deh ah Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Wa make yuh type vertical?

fightforchange1: Oh
I
Live
In
North
Long
Beach ...

wah make yuh tink mi ah go know deh? Suh which kanchri?

fightforchange1: Uhhh.
Well
Try
To
Visit
Jamaica.

fi real. Mi ah go try someday. Wah make yuh no wan tell mi yuh location?

fightforchange1: Shes
American.
Ackee
Is
Jamaica
Breakfast
Food.

suh ah weh yuh deh rait now? America ar Jamaica? Cah mi nuh yah notin bout ackee fi nigeria. Mi tink nobadi nyam such yah.

fightforchange1: Hey hVve you ever had ackee
Try it wit green banana.

a weh dem use ackee fa? Mi nuh yah nuhtin bout it before. Suh, ah weh yuh current lokeshan ahn weh yuh mum fram?

Anyone knows the nature of the test?

UcLloyd: Did anyone for Ph center get an invite? Pls someone should answer nah

yeah me. Got invite in ph

Emasel: Thanks for the info.
Pls whats the salary range of Graduate Trainees in Unicem?

heard it's 50k o but increases with time. Just what i heard sha.

peppyluv02: A yoruba girl in my aunt's office used a special padlock to lock the AC protector in their MD's office. Whenever the AC is on,the juju spreads round the office and everything said,will be in her favour. Until they employed an NYSC member,who was a papa(leader of pentecostal corpers and a prayer warrior) and a yoruba boy too who noticed it,called everyone in the office,prayed and removed the padlock. The girl confessed and was sacked.
Their MD is also a yoruba man but half German since then he doesn't employ yoruba girls who are not born again.
The office is in Utako not far from mountain of fire for those who think I made up the story. I can tell you the company name too.

wonders shall never end but yorubas want to use juju and end it. Anywhere they see igbos they will spring up out of jealousy. Inferiority complex na ihn deh worry them. They can't thrive in our land whilst they are jealous we are conquerous and no respecter of foreign land when it comes success and breakthrough

peppyluv02: Go to ikotun and see where motor park touts are building hotels! If you see them fighting for money with conductors and drivers,you will think their life depends on it.These illiterates later become nurtw bosses,then local govt chairmen.

@ jigsawkillah if there are 20 ritualists in the east,they are 200,000 in yoruba land. Ibadan soka forest and more ritualists den have been uncovered.
Yorubas I know here in Abj avoid themselves like plague. They are afraid of eachothers juju.

chai! Dem don carry juju enter city. Those people no deh fear to carry juju go another man's land. Yorubas Marketing and distributing juju since 932BC.

JigsawKillah: i've heard of the human parts sellers at Onitsha, Anambra and most recently Akwa Ibom. What else are they using them for if not rituals?
Im not saying other people dont do rituals, all im saying is the Igbos are known for it more than other tribes



SAW

Others do ritual too. You know igbos to for rituals while i know the yorubas and their Edo brothers for rituals as well. You heard human part sellers those places and i such transaction is between the yorubas and Edos. Just try and look well next time. The igbos know what business is and we don't go about it the cheap and easy way.

soldierAnt: I guess congratulations are in order. I've had the exact same thing! Additionally, I got an e-mail this morning from one of their staff asking me to send scanned copies of my credentials as confirmation that I intend to participate in the interview.

bros how was the first test like?

fightforchange1: Awesome
Thread!!,

rispet fi yuh. Mi see seh yuh speak patwa so well ahn mi tink yuh nuh come fram mi kanchri cah ina mi kanchri, di gyal dem ah nuh speak patwa.