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Op God will bless u.pls do u have any idea of a holiness preaching church in nigeria apart 4rm deeper life,I will appreciate if u give me or list dem wit address in abuja.thanks

BANGA SOUP: ok

Ode must u copy d whole post,mum.u

[quote author=Okija_juju].[b]MAKE NDLF GO SIDDON FOR BUSH

So na today them sabi say Nigerian government misuses everything that they own?!

Okay... Let me jug their memory a little.

Everyday, we see bullion vans overtake us in traffic, driving rough at breakneck speed, and with it are two vans of atleast 10 Nigerian police officers. SO the NDLF does not know that its not the Nigerian Polices Job to be escorting money abi?!

OKAY!! What about the new trend of using the Nigerian Military to escort Oyinbo men and guard their houses?! So the NDLF has not seen this treand as well abi?!

OKAY!!! What about the one of rich people buying police escorts?! Even for their wives and children?!

OR the trend of using the Nigerian Police vehicles to carry cement for private citizens?!

WHAT of the Nigerian Army APCS that are stationed at peoples houses?!

OR MTN using the Nigerian ARMY as Maiguard for their shop in Port-harcourt?!

Abeg make them drex go far.. Oil companies & banks have bought up all our security personnels

Everything is this country is misused.. I am surprised that the Nigerian C-120 Airforce planes have not started flying commercial and Armoured tanks have not started running Port-Harcourt to Asaba or Lagos.

And the interesting part is the this helicopter that crashed was bought with TAX PAYERS MONEY O!! Na still our money them go use replace am, na still our money go maintain am.. But when time to use am reach, na for Politicians. These Army and Police that Oyinbos and co have turned into Maiguards, bodyguards and Nwa boy are paid their salaries with TAX PAYERS MONEY!! The guns they use to protect these people were bought, maintained and armed with TAX PAYERS MONEY!!

ABEGI!!

I will be needing the Nigerian Navy Submarine to go and catch crab on the ocean floor next year o!![/b][/quote]Ure so daft 2 d extent u dnt even knw wot ure writin,wot part of d constitution do u knw,ode tu tu

lillies: ope o, ope o! Ope o!
Sowy, 2nd to comment......so hard to find

Ode u shuld be in ur class recievin lectures nw,mumu u tink NL is meant 4 furkin kids lyk u

adedotman5: I dont know why they'll appoit a cat to look after mice in the 1st place

Must u copy d whole thread,od.e mum.u

ifyeky: First to reply...dancing Azonto
;DFirst to reply...dancing Azonto

Reply wot? mu.mu ode

[quote author=legacy_systems]HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET

ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder/paint
2. Bolls at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
I. Reacts well to gold, platinum and precious metals
2. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE
I. Highly ornamental
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS
I. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must not make eye contact[/quote]LITMUS TEST
1. Turns glass rod moist,colourless and odour less
2. Bt 4 d contaminated ones; turns glass rod moist wit yellowish spoilt fishy odour

idowuswap: Igbos has started thier nuisancical life style in american again but OBAMA has sentence many igbo 2 death or life in jail.well na jail fit them.. Go ikoyi prison and see igbo inside prison like fowlsssssssss inside cageeeeeee

A$shole,brainless fagg.ots

eikeem: Reminds me of a civil servant in Saki, Oyo state. The man already had 4 girls but wanted a boy. So,the wife became pregnant again and delivered quadruplets - all boys!
He wanted one but God 'over-blessed' him!

Did he abscond?

Redmosquito: Minion: Hipppy! First to post
Hades: HUH! What have i told you about being foolish? Heh!Oye lie flat! U go chop 50 strokes of koboko today!
Minion: No, My Lord! Pls forgive me I can explain! I can .... Hey!! Haaaa!!! So much PAIN!!! ABEG!!!!!!! HEY!!!!!! U DON KILL ME OOOO!!!!!!!

A$shole

idowuswap: Igbos with dirty mind.well we all know that robbery is a proffessional buziness 4 igbos.why are they using thier poverty life 2 affect other.sincere nigerian.if they can not work then they should go and jump inside ATLANTIC ocean.useless peeps.thieffffffffff

. U sure u ok?I guess ur mama bre.ast milk lack colostrolom

[quote author=GCRS87]Igbo are opprtunist in nature. Am sure Onwuka is a UK citizen bc if Nigeria is HOT for him, he wil find his square root to LONDON jst as Odumegu did n allow d ambitious IGBO's to die n experience hunger. I can't wait to join d NIGERIAN ARMY to fyt d war n manage biafran ladies. Bianca wil b gud for ma grand dad. As for u,prepare ur c.v as ma house boi. I pity d brea.st dat feed ur big empty hea.d [email][/email]

Oxford Tvs: According to the German embassy,all intending applicants should deposit 7,904 Euros into an account in Germany before they are granted Visa.This amount is meant to cover your accomodation,feeding,health insurance,transportation and other leisure activities for one year.
Once you pay this amount your chances of getting Visa if your all documentations are okay is 95%.Getting visa to Germany is a pretty simple and straight forward process.

(7,904 Euros===== N1,700,000)

N:B--This money is entirely yours,and not a fee to the German government.

Dude u be complete scam,I pity person dat will fall in 4 u,cos u aint smart @ dis @ll,maybe u can contact me on 08062131293 so I can give u d latest style

I lyk skirt n blowse bt d blowse must nt touch d skirt

Eko Atlantic: Fashola no dulling

Send those murtherfvckers back to their erosion ridden villages

Eko oni baje lailai !!!

Do u knw wot?ure nottin but a coward,I doubt if u sucked ur mama contaminated breast milk

[quote author=OYINBOGOJU]Igbo my foot

Selfish greedy people always looking for personal interest elevating curruption at its best.

Mr. Orji can you list some of your achievement when you were Governor for good 8 years while getting fat allocation from FG?

Tufiakwa[/quote
Go hang urself,selfless biggot

oge4real: I still do not understand why Nigerians react as if coins is a curse. If England, America, Australia and other developed economies of the world still use coins, why then is that we are so afraid?

Continue foolin urself,ode

Callotti: I agree. Sending any form of para-military personnel to Yemen at times like these sends the wrong message. Let the US recall all their citizens from hot-spots. I can't even believe the US has an embassy in Yemen. . . . . . Of ALL places? Umemployment must be like 20% in the USA. Kei!!!!

U must be a fool for wrtin trash

[quote author=tpia@]1. names of the killers

2.info on the father

3. background on the victim

4. where is her facebook page- was it taken down?

5. which other social media was she on

6. names of the other victims

7. background of the other victims

8. was the cctv not viewed after a body was discovered in that room?


is the info needed at this point.[/quote]Guess u have problem wit common sense of readin n understandin

onomeasike: the sad part of it is that,for 12 solid years this man was incacerated,this man was not proven to be a cannibal as popularly believed,all this hypocritical I-love-my-brother-for-mouth MASSOB,OHANEZE,IBO WORLD CONGRESS and all these useless tactless ibo kwenu DID NOT EVEN MAKE A CASE FOR HIS TRIAL IN A COMPETENT COURT ,For GODSAKE,even AL-MUSTAPHA with all his alleged attrocities still had his people pleading for his trial/pardon.

SHAME ON NDIGBO!!

Screw u

slimyem: #no time!#

bitch slim tot u authored all dis ur write up n even tot most of d experience are urs,u must be a good copy cat,u dnt even mind referencin it or beta still a source. U SUCKs,though nice writeup 4rm d main author

OYINBOGOJU: BH has taken their war to the East.

Its spreading like cancer now.

I'm expecting some reaction from the easterners.

Ure either retarded or sufferin 4rm some kind of demonic attacks,can't u jst read n apprehend 4 once?

idowuswap: Igbo wey just come lagos make den beware cus then no know anything

. Do u knw wot? ure jst a goddamn idowu gay,I doubt if u came out 4rm ur mama punny

idowuswap: Igbo wey just come lagos make den beware cus then no know anything

. Do u knw wot ure jst a goddamn idowu gay,I doubt if u came out 4rm ur mama punny

Jenams: its ''demand'' bros, not demanded! Where r u from?

. Its demands nt demand where did u two come frm

All dis assault meant 4 1 person,pls house try temperin justice wit mercy pls,bt meanwhile dude am a professional therapist,I can handle dis 4 u,all I nid 4rm u is 2 tell me jst d truth wen u started bashin dis kid so I can calculate ur resultant curse, paedophilia

:PI think dis woman is extremely possessed by d spirit of daem........ She finks her juju go catch up wit us,no way dame,u go soon go back 2 ur akara n hairdress job sooner than later

dtas so cute babe,luv ya

Pls house I nid infomation on hw SSS wrtten invterview looks lyk,pls anybody wit usefull information will be wholely appreciated